ramble [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey this is charles neal from dispatches from myrtle beach hope you’re enjoying and coming in and we’re going to get started with a new week this week and see what we can get into with my son link from good mythical morning yep if you don’t know me if they know you but they don’t know me now they now you’ve introduced me that’s right i appreciate that what’s up just a different day different different dollar that’s all it is different day different dollars [Laughter] yeah well i mean maybe we’ll start making money off this podcast one day but i mean do you have another ad today and are you getting paid for it no i’m i get i got another job that i get paid for so yeah do you consider yourself semi-retired no sometimes i catch myself telling people well he’s semi-retired i mean he moved to the beach but you still work too much man you need to just you need to start easing out on that work a little bit tell you i mean what did you do today i put 10 pieces of cement board inside of a bathroom and nailed them up and cut them and worked on it about five hours okay that’s what i did today i mean that’s a lot is that all you’re doing what else is new in myrtle beach besides cement board well uh it’s beautiful weather down here and nancy and i went to the beach yesterday yeah she was already at the beach and i went down there and met him and drank me one cold beer then i had to have another one so okay so that’s two and then that was all i had and then i took me a nap and went in the water and you know and the water’s about 82 or 83 degrees already down here so it’s not cold it’s wonderful that’s wild yeah i know when when we took the kids down there and we were hanging out on the beach i was like go ahead and get the water guys and they were they’re used to like the pacific ocean temperatures and then when they got in the ocean it was just like this is like a bath they couldn’t believe it i was like yeah this is the real beach this is the beach that i grew up going to it’s like there’s no pain there’s no adjustment it’s like you want to be in the water out here you got to like you got to just work yourself up to get in there oh gosh i’m gonna get into i’m gonna get in the ocean and then i gotta get her out you have to do that in march here but after after about the middle of april the end or first of may it starts to warm up and people getting it pretty regular till about november so it’ll better probably be warm till about then how does the party scene cooking up down there is it starting to ramp up yet tourists and whatnot well um we had a big weekend last weekend with uh motorcycle people down here and it was biker week yes and i seen some sights on the back of a motorcycle that um if i had a camera i wish i could have got it out quick enough because i ain’t never seen oh there goes the microphone don’t if you get too excited that thing’s gone hey i ain’t never seen cheeks so wide hanging off of a motorcycle oh really like saddlebags you know this is cheeks of women oh i know but they look sitting on them yeah they and some of them look like hey they were bigger than saddlebags and you would have taken pictures if you could have gotten you got that new iphone you can whip that iphone out and really get a picture of it real quick you got to practice that when they zoom by well that’s the type of pictures you need to be sending me and christy and chris if you send it to both of us i can look at it okay and like say oh that’s funny dad send another funny photo well i told and told nancy i said i probably won’t sleep a wink tonight cause one of them had a thong on and you and it when it all you could see was little one little yellow string going down through the middle and that was it so i said i won’t sleep a wink tonight i’ll have nightmares why haven’t nightmares about a phone why does this song scare you that’s like a lullaby for me man go to sleep think of thongs [Laughter] it it it does look i mean i’ve never experienced a thong from the from i was going to say from the inside out i mean i’ve experienced it from the outside in but that also seems weird i’m just saying i’ve seen them but i’ve never worn them that’s all i’m trying to say now was this white biker week or black biker week because i remember one time i went down to myrtle beach and it was what they call black biker week and it was all of these bikers the vast majority of them black people on bicyc not bicycles on motorcycles yeah two weeks ago was the white uh motorcycle bike a week and then starting last a week ago last friday it was black bike a week see i i think we need to we need to get them we need to get everybody together they all love motorcycles let’s just get them all together i mean why not well i mean that’s probably harder said than done down here you know this is the south yeah that that is that’s a sad truth but um you know maybe they go about things differently and they’re the white bikers their bikes are different than the yeah well i mean michael there’s still a lot of harleys for both right there’s a lot of harley enthusia enthusiasts it crosses cultural lines i’m going to say that probably they 50 um black bikers probably have harleys and the rest of them have like the kawasaki’s or the suzuki’s or something yeah like that the little crotch rocket things and for both biker weeks they have their t-shirts with like their sayings on it i think we can pull it together right in the middle right in right if if the white ass cheek and the black ass cheek are different weeks it’s like we come together to the crack and we can have a t-shirt that says black and white biker weak can’t we all just get a thong i was expecting a laugh from that no laugh no all right dad i’m working hard over here it’s just that was a joke i’m gonna laugh at your jokes okay all right what else is new yeah i got recognized uh from a uh guy kept looking at me where was this this was in epcot center in florida oh and uh we were inside of a room thing in there and i saw that he had a good mythical morning shirt on and he kind of was looking at me so i kind of walked over to him and i said uh you know who rhett and link are don’t you and they said yeah and he said i think i know who you are and i said you reckon i said yeah i’m link’s dad and he said i knew it and he had had his kids with him and his wife and all of them they and that this place was kind of small and they was pretty excited and the guy said can we go outside and get a picture he asked me this time i didn’t ask him like i do a lot of times yeah so uh christy won’t be mad at me you know i didn’t have to ask this time so we went outside and took a picture and talked for a little while and he said man i love our show and the kids too they were they i guess they was all excited to meet somebody that knew somebody that was famous so it was a pretty good thing and you didn’t charge for the picture oh no okay you could think about it have you looked up see we’re talking about last time looking up to see if you’ve seen these pictures online sometimes i’ll see them because they’ll like tag me on twitter i know you’re not on twitter no but i did look this one up and find it oh you did yeah i found this and nancy looked this one up and kind of helped me find it and where it was going and uh when we went down there so oh you got on a bucket hat you wearing a bucket hat at epcot huh yeah that’s styling man that’s that’s what they call bussing these days yeah that’s what uh lincoln explained that to me that’s right he explained it to me too do you get any more emails oh i got several emails you want to hear let’s do it it’s time for another edition of myrtle beach mailbag this is a email from samantha stanton samantha stanton yeah i heard i heard you i was just giving a shout out what do you call a sleepwalking nun what do you call a sleepwalking nun i don’t know a roman catholic a roman catholic okay i get okay i’m all right all right you got another one yeah it’s got one from angie mitchen and it says what do a burnt pizza frozen beer and a pregnant woman all have in common a burnt pizza a frozen beer and a pregnant woman now you can be talking about pregnant women i can always get in trouble talking about pregnant women i don’t know what what do they have in common burnt pizza frozen beer pregnant woman an idiot didn’t pull out in time oh gosh didn’t pull out the beer in time okay didn’t pull out the pizza in time and didn’t pull okay yep i totally get it i get it i don’t i don’t recommend that method i was never wanted to use that method you know that never appealed to me so i went with other methods it never appealed to me either but sometimes it might get you in trouble just like it did [Laughter] yeah you’re just sitting around reading these emails you’re still enjoying it yeah okay all right let’s hear another one this one’s wanting some advice about some stuff and it says it’s from hayley peterson he says i’m studying abroad in a few weeks in europe and a guy i like is going you got any advice okay so she likes this guy they’re gonna be a few weeks in a foreign locale what you thinking well i’m thinking this it sounds like she really likes this guy but you know if she’s going off and nothing nothing expecting anything in return from him or getting something from her that she might ought to think about this thing before she lets him come over and stay with her two or three weeks free of charge while she’s studying just having a good time so oh you think he’s freeloading well sounds like he didn’t say anything about him working or going to school or anything she’s just taking him along to make sure she gets what she wants i think but i ain’t sure oh you’re you’re okay so you’re you’re reading between the lines here i think this might be working both ways for both of them but i ain’t sure about that so you’re saying he might be like an escort i i assumed that he was studying too dad i mean they’re both i think they’re what does it say it says i’m stuck it just said i’m studying abroad and a guy like is going and i’m taking him with me it didn’t say nothing about him studying abroad i’m just gonna take him in because i like this guy okay let’s assume let’s assume you’re right uh yeah if they’re both getting you’re in favor of this is what you’re saying but you but you’re there’s a little caution i’m trying to figure out where you stand well there’s a little caution there but if she’s in college and you know it sounds like she’s old enough to make decisions for herself and sounds like she’s a pretty smart girl so you know sometimes you have to reap what you sow sometimes so yeah you might have to be careful just a little bit you’re saying make sure he pulls out you’re back to that oh no i didn’t tell him to do that okay so you’re saying that he’s got she’s got him just tagging along and it’s just for the fun of it and then you’re saying watch out but you’re also telling them not to have sex so what are they supposed to watch out for well you have to uh she’s the one that’s really into this guy and thanks a lot of them and i think she’s trying to reel him in so you know she she might use sex for it and she might might be able not to use it but i mean she’s the one that’s taking him along because she she really is trying to impress this guy with her going abroad and studying and just see what happened it’s almost as if there’s more to this email that you’re not reading from me like haley’s like you’re like a psychic or you’ve had conversations with haley where she you like know a lot of stuff about it you know that she’s smart you know that she’s i mean you know that she’s bringing this guy along she’s paying his way well i mean she just wanted a little bit of advice from a older man i reckon just to see where she’s going somebody like her dad so i i’m giving it to her just to be careful with what you do but you get but you’re not being specific you gotta be what does she need to be careful about well she just need to be careful if if they’re gonna have sex and do stuff that you know there’s repercussions from that and sometimes after guys get what they want they just travel alone she may he may not be interested in her anymore yeah there’s so many countries over there you know you just move to the next you just get on a train you’re over you’re all of a sudden in another country that’s what i’ve been told well he’s gonna have to be careful sounds like she’s the one paying for him to come up with her and she’s going to be the one paying for him to go back home so he’s going to you know be a little careful too to make sure he’s able to get back home well all right haley it sounds like my dad has some insight into what your plans are and that it’s you know you need to be careful i mean you’ve got all types of relational experience i mean you you your resume your resume is full you’ve been married four 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and you’re painting in a bathroom where there’s a lot of moisture you need to use a eggshell paint but you also need to make sure that you sand the walls and if you have to do some priming and then put this eggshell on and it usually it adheres and it it won’t peel any any in a bathroom either that a semi-gloss but i don’t like you sending gloss it shines too much shows too many imperfections but eggshell an eggshell is not a color it’s a sheen of paint that’s right a lot of people think eggshell is a color don’t get it twisted y’all eggshell is not a color it is a sheen and it doesn’t show the imperfections and it won’t peel if you sand it first see what you’re learning dad you’re you’re such a sage you’re teaching people stuff i mean you’re making some big assumptions i think about relationships and odds which is which i enjoy but when it comes to paint it’s like there’s no one that would trust more now also is it it’s a factor if you’ve got like a vent in the um in the bathroom you got to have a good vent right well you need to ha and you know they don’t put that thing in there for looks you need to turn it on when you’re taking the shower to suck some of that moisture out when you most people you put them things in the bathroom probably 50 or 60 of the time they don’t even turn that switch on well it’s it’s the opposite problem in my house the boys bathroom lincoln orlando you know they share a bathroom every time i walk down the hall i can hear it like i know that that fan is on it’s like they they leave it on all the time it’s just sucking out the i was like man if we got the ac yeah you’re sucking out the ac out of the out of the out of the place it’s like you got to leave it on for a little while after you take a shower or if you take a dookie excuse my french i think dookie’s a french word but then you got to come back in you got to cut that thing off it’ll wear it out i don’t know i just think about things like that like well you’re going to wear the fan down i don’t know why i get worried about it’s like this fan is going to wear out and then what well i’ll just get a new fan it’s not that big of a deal right no you you take one out in about 30 minutes and order one and get the part number an order and just put it right back not even have to take anything else out just stick it right back up and wire it up keep right on going i don’t know your flight is five hours so then i’m waiting then i’m picking you up at the airport and then you’re coming over and then i’m asking you to do it for me and so it’s like it ends up being like a couple of days yeah you’d be well unless i’m gonna stay you’d probably be better off hiring somebody to do that be cheaper in the long run all right hit me with another email okay aaron turner sent this one and says a man walks into a zoo the only animal there is a dog she said it was a [ ] suit oh okay yeah it was a [ ] suit because the zoo only had a dog yeah that’s a bad that’s a bad zoo that’s a bad zoo not much to see except one dog i get it i’m just saying i get it i’m saying it didn’t really didn’t really do it for me but you know they don’t have to i just read them and get them one read them to you so you know people just y’all just keep sending them in so you’re saying don’t shoot the messenger that’s right okay all right remind them about your email address so we can get some better jokes next week uh send me uh emails that rather be shagging 53 at aol.com now it’s time for a word from our sponsor when you’re coming to myrtle beach and you’re looking for a good place to eat some seafood you need to go to calabash north carolina and go to captain nances they got some of the best seafood you’ll ever eat they got a lot of different things to pick from and i always just get the seafood platter where it’s got everything on it it’s good but a lot of friends that go with me they get the scallops they either get them fried or grilled in that buttery sauce and stuff and boy that guy they 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to lose some weight so but i hope she don’t i hope she don’t lose no more teeth where she keeps losing weight i wonder how much the teeth weighed you know what part of the six pounds is that well they want much of them two teeth because part of them had already fell out so the dentist just had to had to pull him does she know that you’re talking about her here she is i see nancy it’s time for the first edition of nancy is he behaving hey link hey do we have any other headphones yeah put these on hey link hey good to see you i can’t tell that you’re missing any teeth i’m glad dad’s sitting here talking about you losing six pounds worth of teeth so two teeth each each weigh three pounds is that true no it kind of put me on the diet that i needed to be on so it’s it’s okay you look like you feel great you look great thank you so what do you think of all this you know dad have you have you heard the show or heard about the stuff that he’s been talking about i have and well it’s kind of amazing that you allowed your dad to be on here with you i think that’s real special oh it’s a it’s a so it’s special but are you questioning my judgment no not really i just think it’s a special time for y’all it is special i’m glad we get i i told christy i was like this is a highlight of my week getting to talk to dad like this and making something together it’s hilarious i’m having a blast is he behaving though sometimes tell the truth sometimes listen he dishes dirt on you now you need i got you here you need to dish some dirt on him he better not do that i ain’t got no dirt she looks out to me not trying to look after her i tell him he works too hard he needs he needs to ease off a little bit like podcasting that’s more that’s more his speed like hanging concrete uh walls in a bathroom like come on dad just you need to chill out a little bit well uh i’m asking nancy we had a conversation about this last night about him working less and us going to the beach more i like the sound of that what did he say he liked that too we did spend the afternoon on the beach it’s our paradise i wonder how it’s going to compare to hawaii i told dad if he keeps doing a good job i’m going to take y’all to hawaii oh wonderful i’d love that uh-huh get all the teeth pulled you need to get pulled before we go now i don’t want to be pulling any teeth when we’re down there that’s right the last time we went to hawaii let’s see lincoln was probably 12 maybe 13. he comes out of the bathroom and he and half of his eyebrow is gone we’re like lincoln what did you do he was like well i saw this razor and i just picked i don’t know i just picked it up and i just decided to see what would happen he shaved off how the was half of his eyebrow and then christy was like well we’re go we’re going to some luau tonight i got a i got a solution paint it on she paint yeah she painted on the rest of his eyebrow with like some sort of makeup or something this probably was mascara so things get wild down there in hawaii you might lose half an eyebrow so nancy you approve of dad saying whatever he wants on this podcast whether it’s about you or about him or about any opinions are you giving him free reign no or do you reserve the right to review everything he knows how to be smart i hope you might want us you might want to sit around that bed every time we record because i i have a tendency to egg him on you know you could have a little bell it’s like ding ding ding whenever it’s like like a lawyer like um don’t don’t answer that okay i will have to start paying attention to that i probably ain’t gonna pay no attention to that so yeah so we’re gonna go to hawaii you really do like an atv ride you want to do that yeah parasailing or kayaking what about cliff diving no i’d have to get my nerve up for that oh but you will consider it i would consider it i actually saw people at um the lake riding you know over the trees and then going down in the water and then the boat would take them on and then sky and that looked like a lot of fun but i was like in the sky well i mean they would get up and was real high in the sky like parasailing oh it was parasailing behind a ski boat like that thing where it’s like a big parachute like a paracel thing but you’re attached to a boat and it just kind of lets you like i don’t know like a hundred feet in the air didn’t y’all do that we did that at key west last october yeah you just sit on the end of the boat and it just reels you out and puts you all up in the air it was hey man we got to we got to stick our feet in the edge of the uh what’s the pacific ocean pacific ocean and the gulf of mexico all at the same time well that’s a thrill i’m surprised you guys are adventurous the fact that you did that and the fact that nancy is considering cliff diving she don’t swim so i don’t think jumping off a cliff in into something’s going to be a good i probably i’m not going to let her i’m going to ring the bell this time i’m not going to let her do that nancy you said you were going to you were considering jumping off a cliff and you don’t even swim well i have a life jacket on okay see she she’s up for anything that’s that’s the spirit we need to have you on here more often okay we’ll call it we’ll make this a segment you can come in here and and uh but you gotta dish more dirt on dad dad misbehaving so you gotta you know you i need to know these things like i’m not there to okay if he’s doing things he shouldn’t do he’s working too hard you know stuff like that i got i want we got to keep an eye on him i’ll start writing it down okay all right dad looks like we got another one in the can as they say let’s end this episode so i hope you i hope you all enjoyed everything and i i’ll be back right with you next week just come and let me spin your world that’s right and apparently he’s giving relationship advice and he’s reading into each other all right dad let’s do it next week okay love you love you [Music]