Welcome to Good Mythical More. You wanna know what kind of Little Debbie snacks we each are? And you can find out what you are too. I think, ’cause a survey was created. It’s Good Mythical More, y’all. First, let’s play What’s the Word? where we guess the definition of a word and that word is, argy-bargy, I’ve heard of this. Argie-bargie, I’ve heard of this. Argie-bargie? Argy-bargy. Is it argy-bargy or argie-bargie? It’s hyphenated. I would say argie-bargie. You’ve heard of it? Yes. Argie-bargie, argie bargie. It’s like a, like a Scottish slang or something like that. Um- Maybe Irish slang. I think it’s like um, argy bargy. It’s when you’re, it’s when you’re driving on a road that’s real bumpy. argy bargy. Yeah. That road is argy bargy, you better take the other one. That was great and very convincing, but I don’t think you’re right. But, man. I think it’s like, The left road’s argy bargy. I think it’s when you, when you throw a fit. I think it’s a little scuff, a little- What do you call it? A scuff up? When- A fight? When people get into a little- a dust up. It’s just a little dust up. A little dust up? A little dust up. It’s a fight you didn’t expect to get into today. But you, but you made your way out of. Both parties did. I got myself in a little argy bargy. Like, argy is short for argument? Yes. In a bar? Yes, yes. Like I had an argy in a bargy? Bar argument. All right, what is it? What is it? Oh! Discussion or dispute. Hey! Hey! Hey! Ho! Hey! I mean, it’s an argument. Pretty close. It’s a fight that you come out unscathed. I don’t think we’ve ever been this close before. Argy bargy. I mean, to be fair, Rhett said I’ve heard of this before. Right. But, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he hadn’t. It was also pretty good. So I went to Urban Dictionary . I didn’t know what you, I’d never heard of unicorn before. Me neither. I don’t think that’s, I mean, it’s a thing on Urban Dictionary, but is it really a thing? Right, read it! “A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory, but quite the opposite. A rare treat.” This is so well written- A rare treat. for an Urban Dictionary definition. A rare treat. A rare treat. Why is it gotta be a woman though? Well, ’cause- Our unicorn was a guy. ‘Cause that’s what the slang term is. Because if you, if you’re like, if you put out a call for dudes who would like to get in on that you’re gonna have, there’s gonna be a line at the door, okay? Yeah. I’m just telling you, right? For a dude it’s called, it’s not called a unicorn. Yeah, it’s called like, what’s the most common animal ? Wait then under the definition- A horse. it says in quotes, “We are interested in meeting other couples and single females.” And then that is said by, The Usual Swinger Couple’s Interest. And then it says, “We’ve met one or two unicorns in our time.” This is by G and T Swing. Do we give credit for these? I dunno . Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Do you- Just in case . You wanna look it up, I guess. Do you know about this? Do you know? Do you know there are some, there’s a couple of different signs that somebody is a swinger, right? One is two Adirondack chairs in your front lawn. And if they are, if they are two red Adirondack chairs, it was not a mistake. What do you mean, if they’re red? If they’re red, then what? It was not a mistake. You know, you could be like, “Oh grandma and grandpa accidentally bought two Adirondack chairs and put ’em on the lawn.” But like if they’re red- Why is there a line in our front door? They are swingers. And, I found two red Adirondack chairs on a walk- Oh my God- In somebody’s front lawn. I found a New York Post article that says, um, On a walk? Signs- Oh, let me give you the other signs Your Neighbor Might Be a Swinger. Pineapples on your shirt, okay? No. No, no, no, okay. And a pineapple in your shopping cart at the grocery store? No! So you can’t eat pineapples now? No! If you no, no, if you take a pineapple and you put it right there in the front on display and you like take a couple of laps around the produce section, you’re asking for it. I’m telling you right now. It’s a sign! Especially with a couple of red Adirondack chairs. Oh! This says, “Wear a black ring on your right hand.” Hold on, hold on. Are you joking? I’m being serious! Oh shoot man. I didn’t, I’m not wearing my ring right now. People- You’re being serious or you’re being- you’re not? I’m being serious. It says, it says that swinger- “Wear a black ring on your right hand, if you’re out and open to meet other swingers.” You didn’t know you were doing it! My ring is silver. His is black. “Other secret swinger symbols include a woman wearing an anklet , toe rings, thumb rings, and switching your wedding ring to the right hand. Like when people are looking? They also site white, white landscaping rocks and pink or purple decorations in the front garden. What about red Adirondack chairs? I’m looking for it. Two of ’em! Oh, okay. Pineapples. The website identifies pineapples as another swinger signal in the form of a door knocker, especially. Oh, and garden gnomes is also a thing. Swingers can’t have garden gnomes. That’s just, everybody needs a garden gnome. And why am I saying gnome? Gnome. Anyway. And then- So what’s- there’s like a wrist band? What is the survey we’re doing? What kind of swinger are you? But yeah Huh. So, yeah, well and unicorn- You learn something new every day. Unicorn is, is like tangential to swinger though. I’m confused. The, bellhop man said you’re a unicorn? No. So- What happened? Jessie and I were checking into our hotel to, to uh, hang out with Link and Christy and some friends for Link and Christy’s sort of birthday celebration. Yeah. The friend that we were bringing along with us is currently staying at our house. Not in like a throuple situation, just a friend who’s in town from out of town, who was also going. And so we all three went together, but we were dropping our stuff off at our room before we met everybody else at the pool. And so he’s like taking us up to our room and like all three of us are walking together and I’m like “This is LA, this guy’s checking people into a hotel on the West Side. He probably sees three people checking in to one bedroom with one bed all the time.” Like doesn’t bat an eye, right? And then I was kind of like, I kind of like, am I gonna make a joke right now to try to clarify that we’re a couple and he’s a friend? Or am I gonna just let this guy believe that he’s- Oh, it was a dude that you were with. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you were checking into two different hotel rooms. No, ’cause he wasn’t staying. He was just coming to the pool part. Oh! And then going back home. So yeah like, so you’re bringing up all the luggage, and I’d checked in earlier and the bellhop not only, he brought the luggage all the way in, and then put it in stuff. And we had stuff draped over our luggage and like he hung it up in the thing. It was a nice hotel. So like, I mean, they basically help you unpack and show you everything in the room. So it’s like, you know, you were on, he was like bringing your luggage in. And so it was implied. One bed, three people, corporate luggage. Corporate luggage. The writing’s on the wall. And he didn’t do any of that stuff for us. I think he was like, “I’m gonna leave these people to themselves.” Oh they didn’t hang anything up in your closet? No, no, no. Yeah. Wait, so what happened? So you said you made a joke. I didn’t. No, they- I let him, I let him believe that we were a third. I’m asking where the unicorn- They had three people- Came into play. They had three people’s sets, Oh, then we got- That’s why they- Then we went back- They had three of them. We joined everybody at the pool and- “Hey guys”, that’s what happened when they showed- “Hey, hey, You’re here.” And then I said, and then I told this story. I was like, “Pretty sure the bell boy thinks that we’re a throuple.” And then somebody was like, “Yeah, so-and-so is your unicorn.” I don’t know who said it. And I was like, “I never heard that before.” I think he said it. I think he said- Oh, he said- They thought I was- I’m your unicorn. They thought I was your, they thought I was your unicorn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, “Oh.” Well you gotta go back and tell him that he can’t be a unicorn. Yep. Right. And now for what everyone’s waiting for, What Little Debbie snack are you? A good old, wholesome quiz. I believe Link, you called it a survey which is a very 44-year-old man thing to say. Is it a survey? Um- I’m gonna fill out this survey to see what kind of a Little Debbie I am. So the mythical crew- I’m a unicorn. made up the survey. We’re gonna put the link in the description. So everybody at home can, can play along with us. They may not be at home. Yeah. Yeah. They may be on a run. That’s true. You know, you, you you could be out and about. Sorry for assuming. Some people are going a run and they have their phone on this harness that’s straight in front of their face. And sometimes they do it for a change of scenery, to make it- If you get your phone close enough to your eyeballs, it could become like a virtual reality. Yeah. It’s like a, like a- What- like a Peloton. is your favorite kind of cake? Chocolate? Vanilla? Marble? I do not like cake. I do not like cake! I’m gonna answer this honestly. and not with Little Debbie chocolate in mind, and say chocolate. Okay. If you ran a snack company, what would your company specialize in? Shpecialize in? Licorice? Cookies? Ice cream? To be honest, I’m a savory soul. So I’d prefer something like beef jerky. Ah. Wow, I’m equally on team licorice and team, To be honest, I’m a savory soul And I’m a, I’m a toss up between cookie and ice cream, but I’m gonna go with Oh, you’d be ice cream Ice cream. I’m gonna go with licorice because it’s, you know I think there might be a, some white space in that market. Thank you for taking this seriously. If you could name your own snack company beginning with the word Little, what would you name it? Little Snacks to Help Give Relax? I love rhyming, it shows I have intelligence. Little Emo Spooky Snacks? I’m an outcast through and through. Little Wiener Boy? No reason. No reason at all. Lil’ Hangry’s, I like to be different. Hence the Lil’. I would go with Little Wiener Boy because I like to surprise people. I think Lil’ Hangry is very on brand for me. I’ll go with that. If you were, if you were up to some youthful mischief, mm hm, what would you be up to? Dingdong ditching? Flaming bag of poop on the doorstep? TP-ing houses? I resent this question. Bless! I’ve never thought about nor ever gotten into any mischief. I’m a lil’ baby angel muffin. Well, I was a ding dong ditcher for sure. Never. We never lit a bag of poop. Never lit a bag of poop, but we did put- you know, the poop story, we don’t have to go into it. We did some, we- There’s poop related things. Did we ever TP a house? Poop adjacent. I don’t think we ever TP’d a house. Egged a couple houses. We egged houses. Gotta go with ding dong ditching. Yeah. I’m a ding dong ditcher, as well. Little wiener doing a ding dong ditch. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? If you’re a swinger! Yes! Obviously. Absolutely not. I refuse to comment on this question, because I have other things to worry about. There’s someone real angry taking this. No, I like that one. I’m not angry. I just, I don’t like to, I don’t like to burden myself with things that don’t, it just shouldn’t impact me. I think the question beneath the question is, okay, pineapple is totally acceptable on pizza, but does pineapple, like, have to be? Belong, When you say “obviously”- It says belong. it’s like, you’re saying, Does it belong? It’s gotta be on there every time? It’s gotta be on there every time. No, no, no. It doesn’t need to be on there every time. So I also refuse to comment on this question. Oh! Yeah, and also the other choices are very much on either end of the spectrum. ‘Cause it’s obviously, or absolutely not. Occasionally. There’s no gray area there. Don’t put baby in a corner. Yeah, I get it. What’s your ideal- You know, still not feeling great. Vacation vibe? Hmm. Staycation, I’m an indoor cat. Somewhere where I can constantly be outside in nature and doing a million things. I’m going to sit my tush on a beach and quite literally nothing can move me. Anywhere really, I don’t like plans. So, I’ll probably randomly pick somewhere and explore. Okay. Again, I still feel like I’m being put into a box, Stevie. Because, my ideal Hey! vacation is a day of rest, It’s not me. and a day of play. A day of rest and day of play. Day of play. You have to have a day of rest between each day, right? Yeah. You do an activity excursion- Yeah, yeah. and then you do pool day. Uh huh. Then you do it, then the next day you do that. So I’m stuck between B and C here. I’m gonna say put my butt on the beach. I think if I had to choose I would put my butt on the beach Yeah, I fall into this trap where I over plan a vacation, Mm hmm, mm hmm. you know? And then I get back and I’m tired from the vacation that I had. Yeah, We, for the, for the Hawaii trip, I planned day on, day off, day on, day off. And so it ends on a day off. I don’t know. That’s very important. It should end on it- I think that yeah- It has to end on a day off. I think you need to look into that Last day’s gotta be a day off. [Stevie] Yeah. And then when I come back, I can’t just go back to work. I gotta be at home for a couple more days. Okay. How confident are you that you’d survive a horror movie? 0% confident, I know my strengths, but survival is not one of them. I’m definitely the ding dong holding under the bed, hiding under the bed, as if it’s not the first place any bad guy would look. 50% sure, my motto in life is to live like a possum. I will play dead until ultimately the killer calls me on my bluff. I just don’t see that strategy working out forever. Huh. Yeah. 75% sure, I think I could stick it out into the final act, but I’ve always emitted third place energy. So, R-I-P me, probably. Oh, I have one, a big number percent confidence. I’m getting out of there. I’m the final girl. I will survive this movie and all of the sequels. Which one’s topless ’cause that’s me. Well, that means you’re definitely getting killed. So zero confident. That’s me. If you show your boobs, you’re off the next, usually like within five minutes. In a classic horror formula. I’m a hundred percent confident I’m coming back. I’m making it to the end. I’m coming back for the sequels. And finally, what thrills you the most? That first sip of ice coffee in the morning? Ooh, iced coffee? Finding a dollar in pockets in items of clothes you didn’t know you had? I think you knew you had the items of clothing, but not the dollars- Right. in your pocket. ‘Cause that would be awesome if you didn’t know you had it and there’s money in it Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dogs in sweaters, or Shrek? Shrek. Um, no. I’m gonna say that first sip of, I’m just gonna say coffee. I’m going with dogs in sweaters. I don’t have iced coffee in the morning. I’m going with dogs in sweaters, but I’m really going for just, just dogs in anything like, boy. Oh God, remember that dog we saw at the pool? Well, first of all, dog, like DogTok, Dog TikTok. Was something wrong with the dog at the pool, or was it cute dog? Yeah, okay so there was a giant standard poodle. Like a, like a giant black poodle that was as big as a person. and he was- So fluffy! At the pool and he was sitting there like he was a human. Sitting on a lounge chair And then he was cuddling with his owner and they were just sitting there. And I wanted to go cuddle. I wanted to be their unicorn. I was like, can I be the unicorn in this man and dog relationship? The dog was laying back like this. And the guy was taking the dogs legs- Oh, it was so cute, man. And going like this. Hey- I love some dogs. We gotta remind you. Today is the last day to get a Rhett & Link Sing Brooks & Dunn in the Year 3000 Vinyl. Okay? Today’s the last day to get that. We got some special treat for you. You get 15% off the 3rd Degree quarterly or annual plan of Mythical Society plans. 15% off the 3rd Degree, quarterly or annual, today only. Whoa, today only? 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