ramble [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome to dispatches from myrtle beach with charles neal and my son link neal from good mythical morning hey that’s me how you doing son i’m doing good we’re really getting into the groove i feel like this is a show it’s happening well i i i it must be happening i hope people keep listening and enjoying what we’re doing so we’re going we’re going to keep getting with it yeah let’s get with it i mean hey even if it’s just me and you like we said at the very beginning of this we’re gonna have a good time we’re gonna have a good time and i’m telling you i always look forward to to hanging out catching up what’s new in myrtle beach well it’s got pretty hot down here and it’s warm but it’s a good time to come and go to the beach and enjoy and sit out there and watch the waves i i’ve been trying to do what you told me to do and maybe not work so hard but uh i like it yeah and i i’d say that it’s been about 80 percent still work but that’s better than a hundred percent so yeah but we’ve had a good time and uh i love when you say like what the weather is and how the waves are and you’re you’re like a you’re becoming an ambassador from for myrtle beach you might you might be contacted by the chamber of commerce you know you got to be ready we might need to get you an agent like a local myrtle beach agent because i mean you’re you’re a representative of myrtle beach now i mean who else is there i don’t know of anybody else that does stuff from myrtle beach down here so mike yeah you might be me i’d be a i’d be a good one for it i know that’s what i’m saying dad there’s there’s one other person that comes to mind though like long-standing famous from myrtle beach the most famous person i know from myrtle beach besides you do you know who i’m thinking about it’s a woman oh vanna white that’s right yeah vanna white like she represents myrtle beach right i think she tells people on the show a lot of times and that’s where she’s from is myrtle beach i don’t know if she promotes everything that’s going on down here but like you do that’s right yeah so that’s it maybe they can beat two of us i don’t know if there’s room you might have to kick her to the curb have you ever met vanna you ever seen her around like like cruising down the strip in one of those dumb t-shirt shops no i ain’t never seen her i got a friend of mine that owns a condo over here on the ocean and she used to own one there and he he’d met her and talked to her before but i i had never uh got to be of an acquaintance of hers yet but maybe if this podcast goes good then i’ll get to be acquaintance of hers that’s representing myrtle beach i’m feeling threatened now you’re saying that is she you’re thinking about replacing me with vanna white lord no i would never do that i just said it’d be nice just to meet her no it’s fine you can you know what if she wants to do it i’ll gladly step aside and you’ve got to spread your wings and and fly you’ve got to you’ve gotta find your future and i you know i can only i can only hold you back so long dad you know i don’t think vanna probably have she might would meet me and uh and tell her about what you and i are doing but she’s probably got enough uh fish in the sea that she hunted uh but she that she’ll be replacing you okay i think i know what you would say when you saw her you say do you know me do you want a picture right yeah has that happened recently you’re still getting uh you still getting some photo ops yeah it was pretty neat nancy and i went to busch gardens you’re always going somewhere well you talk about working but you’ll go you’ll go to epcot you’ll go to busch gardens you’ll go you go to amsterdam i’m glad you know i work hard but we try to play hard too so but we went to busch gardens and uh we were riding a ride and you could i was standing there waiting and this girl just kept looking at me link and i said do you know who i am that’s your catchphrase now dad i guess uh we put put that on a t-shirt that you wear we gotta we gotta outfit you with your own do you know who i am t-shirt yeah so i i asked this girl and i said uh do you know who rhett and link are she said oh my god you link’s dead and then we started talking and she was working behind the counter yeah and she finally just come running out from behind the counter just won’t looking after none the other people that was around there that was waiting to get off the ride and get another ticket to go ride and she said i’m gonna facetime somebody and i’m gonna uh we’re gonna can i take some pictures of us and and i said oh yeah we can take this it’d be fine be fine and she was just running around and just forgetting about her job everybody’s like sitting in the roller coaster like uh hello we probably talked for about five minutes and i said you might have to get back to work so you don’t lose your job so and you facetimed with somebody like one of her friends or relatives one of her friends she facetimed showed them that she said they won’t believe i’ve met you or met link’s dad and i said would you and then she facetimed then she was taking pictures and that’s when she walked back behind the counter and she was sending everybody pictures of me and her and all that so she was excited like like a lot of other people did figure out who i am because of you so are you wearing now i for christmas for the past couple of years i sent you some mythical merch and so you have you been wearing that strategically to increase the uh recognition or what well when we it’s according to what time if it’s cool and stuff yeah i wear other shirts i don’t believe i got a t-shirt that has good mythical morning on it we got to get you a t-shirt like a custom-made do you know who i am we’re going to see if we can’t get me another one because nancy lost one of my good mythical morning shirts oh mm-hmm here you are throwing her under the bus again well uh she and she was sick about it but somebody in uh holland is wearing it now with good mythical morning on it somewhere i like that i like that email still coming in or what yeah the email’s still coming in let’s get to it it’s time for another edition of myrtle beach mailbag i got one here from uh hunter causey and it says why does a mermaid wear seashells why does a mermaid wear seashells i don’t know because she outgrew her bee shells okay so we we got a booby-sized joke i love a good boobaloo with this joke yeah are you do you consider yourself a like a a breast man or an ass man i’ve never i’ve never known that about you dad i i kind of like both of them yeah i know but you if you had to choose probably breast you’re probably breast boobies yep yep yeah it’s a toss-up isn’t it it’s tough it’s tough to make a choice i think i i think i’m i think i’m gonna go i’m a boobaloobies man yeah apparently because i i think i think just by how much i talk about the boobaloobies versus the the badonkadonk well when you down here at the beach and all these girls is wearing these bikinis you get a whole lot of both so you get to see a lot a lot of boobaloobies and a lot of banankadonk i’m telling you and are you you’re showing off too right you ever want a speedo down there on the beach absolutely not driving that golf car to yours around belch life you know that that’s what your golf cart says right i i tell everybody my dad’s got this golf cart it looks like it’s like an off-roading like jacked up redneck mobile it’s got a sunset orange paint scheme on it but it says belch life on the side of it no it says beach life it doesn’t dad have you ever actually looked at it oh yeah well it says belch life it something about the font makes the the a look like an l oh well i like to check that out but you’ve been running around with a golf cart that says belch life all these years you didn’t know it yeah that’s just the way it is yeah you can’t you can’t be phased can you you just you just go with it it’ll be uh hey i know what it says but you know it could be that you you could see that in it but that’s not what it that’s not what it says okay i mean you’re not offended are you oh no okay i mean we all belch occasionally oh yeah so you are living a little bit of a belch life slash beach life there’s a little bit of both yes it’s according to what you eat and what you do you can either be doing the beach life or the belt’s life i remember papa used to say i got i forgot to take my tagamet i got to take my tagamet you remember that yeah he would always say that hit me with another email this one’s from uh daniela magi okay what do you call someone who never farts in public there we go we’re now we’re talking about both ends belching and farting someone who never farts in public a liar a private tutor [Laughter] now i know you well enough to know that you are not a private tutor not not any at all nancy would have tested that [Laughter] i mean at a certain point it’s like you know what it’s funny just let it fly you know as more room out tis in that’s kind of the motto that i’m pretty sure you live by i live by that motto that’s the motto i got yeah i remember lincoln and lily they always loved to tell the story of when we were spending the night at your house and they were sleeping in that front sun room this is not your house at the beach but when you lived in sanford yeah and you got up about 6 a.m and you were just walking around and you were walking out the door and they were asleep but then they were woken up by quite an alarm clock the way they describe it that you you ripped it from the moment you walked into the room all the way it was still going all the way to when you exited the house it was like one long buzz saw and then you started talking to yourself about it like they love this their lip good lord have mercy it’s what you said to yourself you know i get it honest you talking about papa all right you know he could let some good ones too so that you know i i get it i i get it honest about being able to let one rip and let one go yeah it’s like uh a good rip sometimes it’s just it’s just it’s satisfying it’s like those satisfying videos on the internet that i’m sure you watch the internet so on the videos on the internet yeah i’m not talking about fart videos i’m sure there are fart videos but i’m just referring to a genre of internet video called satisfying videos like i i you know i watch somebody clean a surface or maybe peel something off of something new that’s satisfying or just like cut through something i don’t know it just feels good to watch it does that make sense yeah i like i i’ve got to wear this bathroom i’m working on i’m putting a new system on the floor and i watched a video on how to do it on youtube it was pretty neat as a matter of fact i watched it twice to make sure that i grasped what was going on what i needed to do and you’re saying it was it was satisfying to watch because the job was completed yep that’s correct yeah one of my favorite things to watch is people will paint lines on like asphalt like um you know you’ve got the big machines that’ll paint like lanes but then for like the handicapped symbol in a parking lot there are people who just like take a device and actually do it by hand and they’ve gotten so good at it that it’s just perfect i’ll watch those until i fall asleep overnight that’s pretty neat somebody that can do that by yeah somebody who’s really good at something like window washing or hibachi this is what we can watch in hawaii we can sit out by the pool and just watch watch craftsman doing [ ] it’ll be awesome well we could probably figure out something better to do besides that but you know all right hey fine you can be in charge one day i’ll be in charge the other day but yeah we’re gonna watch some satisfying videos when when it’s my moment [Music] custom inc can help you recognize employees show customer appreciation and outfit your teams with your favorite products and brands 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something says am i doing something wrong with the prep or do i maybe need to try another brand of tape well the best thing for you to do is just call a professional because ooh cammy i don’t use tape and i and i can just paint and draw a straight line right down beside of the trim work and the baseboard and the crown mold and all that stuff so i’m sorry cammy but tape don’t work for people that know what to do oh put you in your place cammy now because i mean just like with time i you’re you’re a craftsman when you taught me how to paint like yeah just like really get that line going like we didn’t put we did not put painters tape up hardly anywhere i don’t i don’t remember ever using painters tape it was just about the technique of keeping everything where you want it but if you do want to like you know a lot of people when they have kids they oh i’m gonna make i’m gonna make this this the the nursery and it’s gonna be it’s gonna have vertical stripes everywhere and it’s gonna be so fancy so then if you start doing like stripes or patterns on the wall you pretty much have to use tape for that right yeah when you’re gonna do something like that but we i’m not gonna do an uh you have to paint the wall one color yeah and then if you want it’s pretty tedious work if you’re gonna do that then put the other color on top of it as a stripe yeah but do you use tape then oh yeah or now i have done it and and put a level on the wall and put it down and just paint down the wall with it but if you’re really doing it and want it to where you don’t see the brush streaks you’d want to put tape on the wall and do the tape all the way across and then if you want to use different colors you can do one with a little roller and roll down it and do one with another roller and go down and then you have to leave it there for a day before you pull the tape off oh see when ret and i do we did a thing called skin walls where we painted the walls of our of one room and our creative house we matched our skin tones and our eye color and our hair color on the wall so when we stood against the wall we would blend in like a chameleon yeah i saw that oh you did yeah but we could not get the lines straight and i th people were trying to tell me i was like i don’t need nobody to tell me that i could ask my dad which but i didn’t actually ask you but they were saying somebody said you put the paint up there and you paint it and but then you need to go ahead and remove the tape pretty much immediately and not let it stay because that’s when it started to bleed underneath it you have to use it’s called frog tape but frog tape yeah and it’s green and if you use that and put it up draw on it paint will not bleed up under it there you go cammy frog tape or as dad calls it frog tape that’s right frog tape give me one more email i got one from john paul d if you were the host of good mythical mourning what would be your first episode oh okay do you have an answer it would probably be something to do with how to uh do something at the beach and entice people to come to the beach and have a good time and just enjoy themselves well that sounds like a good idea maybe we should just do that as a podcast well i think that’s maybe what we’re doing about what we’re doing now but i mean it it sounded interesting to me you know yeah all right hit me with one more joke this is from kimberly m said why does santa claus have such a big sack okay well tis the season i guess why does santa claus have such a big sack dad because he only comes once a year nasty gross now it’s time for a word from our sponsor this episode is almost brought to you by ducks night life where you can go dancing go next door and get you something to eat we have all kinds of music so it’s not just for people that go shagging it’s for young people everybody and we sell all kinds of alcohol and beer so if you’re old enough to get in you can come in and have a good time but just be responsible when you come 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pretty powerful that’s worth paying for somebody duck all right what do you want to do now a southern slang gang southern slang gang yeah cause you’ve been living in l.a salon that you don’t have the same accent that i do anymore that good old southern accent so oh maybe maybe we need to get you back into the southern slang about how what stuff means and everything by joining a gang no we’re not gonna do we just i got some sayings that i’m gonna let you try to guess what they are i’m gonna give you some hints and see if you can figure out how to finish the what this slang word these several words mean down here in the south oh a game a game game southern slam game see i okay well i i guess i i do need a game because i’m i’m not able to understand your southern all right all right now it’s time for our first edition of y’all been out there so long you don’t understand southern anymore how much time do i have 15 seconds oh [ ] okay go for it if you were talking about a girl down here and what she looked like in sweet tits no but and and it’s got some fruit in it that you were doing banana mama there’s some fruit in it yeah that’s got orange peaches yeah it’s got something is it peaches that’s pretty close uh juicy peaches juicy peach take a bite out of your peach squeeze the peach fuzzy peach no if you if you’re thinking about if you were thinking about christy what would she be uh what would she be with a peach yeah a pog no come on son all right it’s been 15 seconds i know it is pretty as a peach pretty as a peach okay all right yeah or even purdy as a peach all right give me another shot give me another give me another one okay when you’re talking to somebody and uh you’re down south and you say i’m gonna go do something and they want to know where it’s at what would they what would they tell you say where am i going um i’m going i’m going over yonder that’s it [Music] i’m going over y’all i remember that one that’s one for me all right go again if you are having not a good day and you get mad about something [ __ ] storm and no and and just like you said about me where you had to go outside and uh i made you mad and uh you just kept doing stuff just getting bum-fuzzled getting flabbergasted is it a word or a phrase it’s two words keep going yeah but if if you’re gonna do when you do this you you’re getting mad at somebody you might stomp your feet and just go on and your children probably do this more than anybody else throwing a tincture temper tantrum well that’s close but that ain’t it so a southern temper tantrum yeah uh showing your tail no that’s what don’t you show your tail in here if you got them out in public somewhere and and they’re showing their tail but they’re not doing that wha what would they be doing you got it oh if it’s not the tail your nana i think your nana used to tell you this give me one of the words give me the first give me one hissy fit yep you’re throwing a hissy fit all right i get half a point for that one give me another one i’ll give you yeah i got fit that’s half of i said half okay all right okay we’re doing something and we’re putting something together and you look at it and you say that ain’t put together like you needed to be catty that’s it [Music] yeah now i haven’t heard anyone except you say that it’s catawompus it’s bass ackwards yeah bath house right cattywampus is kind of when it’s off kilter and bass backwards is when it’s like literally opposite of what it should be yeah where it needs to be turned around done the other way right all right all right i i i’m on a roll keep going okay 25 000 redneck pyramid up in here if uh you’re talking to somebody and um a older person is talking to you or you’re talking to them and they they say something back to you that say well that was kind of nice you know i i like that you know you were really nice to me what you know is this a word or a phrase it’s a phrase how many words three three words and they they keep telling you said when an old person says it’s not yeah they would that was kind of that was nice for you to do that nice of you to open the door for me plum tickled i’m plum tickled no and so they’re really uh and it is it tickled no is there tickled in it no no what’s the first letter of the first word give me the first word bless bless your heart that’s it that’s it so and when an old person likes it what a young person’s done they say that’s not bless your heart bless your heart is when you say how would i say this all right what i if i were you i’d have been like all right this is when you want to judge somebody for trying their best but it just isn’t good enough it’s like well bless your heart it’s like you fail they’re failing but you want to say something positive that’s what i would say bless your heart well that’s all right but you know okay i’ve had older people when i was your age you should tell me bless your pee picking heart yeah it was it was because you were pathetic is that that it was an insult it’s like a backhanded insult i feel like maybe not i got one more okay hit me if you’re talking to christy or if you ain’t married well we are married and okay if you’re talking to christy and you come in and try to be affectionate to her a little bit and everything and you want to tell her to yeah you know give me a little smack or something what what would what was she like you’re saying if i want her to spank me no like a kiss a smooch yep lay one on me uh so this is but it’s got something to do with sweet it’s got some but not the word sweet not the word sweet uh sugar give me some sugar that’s it give me some sugar now that to me that’s more of a old person to a young person like an old relative at the family reunion come over here give me some sugar iris so i associate that with like cross-generational affection but you’re saying you asked nancy to give you some sugar yeah okay i did okay i maybe it’s just because older relatives are the ones that use the term but i didn’t know i could be i didn’t know i could be asking for sugar like that i’m gonna try that out tonight give me some sugar give me some sugar baby yeah and matter of fact give me some sugar babies those are a pretty good snack yeah that was this is a good game what do i win uh that we get to go to hawaii and have a good time together yeah trip to hawaii man i am so excited about this i mean next time i see you it will be when you fly to my house when i pick you up at the airport we’re getting ready for hawaii and then so the next time we do this show the next episode we record will be after the vacation so we’ll be able to talk and kind of fill everybody in we’ll be able to give them some sugar you know we’ll be able to give them a little give them a little smack on the booty when if if the booty were their ears and the smack was us talking about hawaii it sounds like a plan to me i’m telling you i mean we i we got some good stuff planned and we got a we’re at a nice spot like i’m really excited about this you think you can hang with me oh yeah i’m gonna hang oh you oh you’re flipping the script you don’t think i can hang no i i i think uh we come from the same cloth so we’ll be able to hang right with one another all right well if there’s no other episode you know that we pushed each other over the over the edge well i i i think when we come back we’ll have plenty to talk about and some things maybe we can’t talk about well we ain’t going to las vegas so i hope you know yeah all right what goes down while you stays in hawaii i don’t know about that saying yeah we’ll we’ll tell all we’ll be an open book well i don’t know about that we might not be able to tell everything okay all right yeah i’ll i’ll follow your lead dad okay well want to give you a quick plug for a mythical podcast that’s coming back best friend’s back all right coming back for the second season on july 8th oh yeah do you listen to stevie and the game’s podcast dad no i had never listened to it well it’s it’s it’s great stevie and negan they were friends in high school and you know stevie yeah she reconnected with her high school best friend who she hadn’t talked to in years nagin and um yes and now they’re doing the second season so i guess that means that their friendship’s going pretty well sounds like it well until i guess next time come and see us that rather be shagging at aol 53aol.com keep sending us messages and when we get back from this next trip we’re going to be swinging you into something that you don’t even know what’s going to be going on and what’s going to be happening so just grab it get ready for our next episode so have a good time i love it all right dad this has been a good one yeah i enjoyed it good good to talk to you again you