MK 341: Inventing A New Cheetos Flavor

It’s been several years since Cheetos has introduced a good new flavor. That’s why I am pitching… Freshly Mowed Lawn. Using our unique proprietary blend of kale powder, moringa powder, and some like, grass and weeds and stuff that I just kind of found next to the street, we’ve created the ultimate sensation of smelling a freshly mowed lawn on a summer’s day. Look how good they look. It tastes so good. Wow, It’s like I’m in the summertime and own a home.

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