EB 31: Swoozie: How I Got Here (May 2014)

[Music] welcome to ear biscuits I’m Linc and I’m Rhett it’s time for another conversation with someone interesting from the internet and this week that person is a donned a thorn known on the interwebs as swilley’s Woolsey’s got over 2 million subscribers and over two hundred million views all courtesy of entertaining his audience with captivating vlog like storytelling and most often is accompanied with some sort of flash animation visual in smoothly he lives in Florida and we had never really met him before when we tried to connect with him before try to get him to be a supernote captain that didn’t really work out we tried to get him to make a cameo and her nerve versus geek video because we shot that in Miami right none of that worked out for one reason or another but we tracked him down and then trapped him in a hotel room at playlist live and said you got to do any or biscuit with us we’re gonna trap you in a biscuit and I mean I think you’ll just kind of pick up on the energy in the conversation because what we were legitimately excited to talk to swoozie because we’ve been fascinated with his content I mean the fusion of vlogging plus animation plus comedic storytelling but also he infuses kind of a moral or at least a positive message in so many of the videos and when you put that with the subject matters that he covers I I would say in a lot of ways we we very much studied that and kind of question is there something that we can do that’s informed by Susie I think that that comes up a conversation we told him that yeah and it’s almost like he has created these in this instructional guide for guys in relationships so many of his videos focus on these relational concepts like being in the friend zone or how to speak female here’s a recent example of one of his most popular videos called textually active you know what’s annoying people who take hours to text back especially when they’re the ones I hit you up first like hey what’s up and then you text that like nothing chillin at you’re polite what’s you up to and they never text you back the next person that starts text conversation with me and just leaves me hanging in mid conversation is get a loop hang bicycle kick to deface if you get busy just say in class BRB and work BRB because if you leave me hanging don’t be looking all confused when I show up in my more compact plate because we’ve got the fight for real because I know so swoozie pulls from his own personal experiences and makes them into his entertaining vlogs I mean but I found myself thinking this even when we were talking to him how that story can’t be true it’s just too soon that’s that’s crazy or sensational or whatever but when you hear the stories one it’s so entertaining you don’t care but I think the thing that I discover is that they are true this is just I mean you be the judge of it on this year biscuit because he shares some of those stories but he I think he’s just the type of guy that has experiences that are story tell about and then he has the skill to do it I mean here’s another example a video called my girlfriend’s boyfriend but yeah me and my girlfriend we’re doing this long-distance thing for about a year and then one day she calls me up and she’s like we hire this new guy at my restaurant named Tim I’m like a week later on the phone we’re talking again and she’s like Tim found out I was a virgin and he’s been like saying oh this is really sexual nasty stuff to me and he was like saying how he’d had me trembling when he was done with me and I’m like oh yeah put him on the phone okay so we really enjoyed our conversation with swoozie and for a guy who makes a living talking I was excited that he conveyed to us the he ended up talking about some things that he has never spoken about before that’s what a near biscuit or get you okay just a couple of things to whet your appetite he talks about his philosophy of the 3 G’s God gaming and girls he also shares a specific crazy story about a hot mystery girl and a car chase yeah and a dark suicidal moment in his life that made him rethink his path forward and also waiting until marriage to have sex but licking knee pits in the meantime here it is our swoozie year biscuit [Music] one of your recent videos was about your ex-girlfriend with the big X or the little X the big crazy yeah so it’s called my crazy ex right yes that one so this story is she’s trying to reconnect with you and over text you guys are setting up a date basically this American firm to be it and then when you don’t show up I’m the bad guy and you and then you’re – you’re telling Joran you’re sharing this whole thing with your audience so the thing Rhett and I said was how much of this is true Oh a hundred I even toned those down i watered down the majority of those crazy stories to make them believable and that one is just like it’s so crazy the stuff crazy follows me first of all but with that particular story it’s just like I literally was looking at my phone like how do I find these people to like this okay hey you want to hang out today I’m like yeah do you want to hang out at four and I never hear anything back and then at four or five they hit me up like going crazy because I’m not wear that I can’t get mad at you for not showing up because you never confirmed the same way you can’t get mad at me for not showing up so yeah she sent me an email a little bit later saying you know what I forgive you for not showing up and I’m like are you kidding me but my question is she then sent another email once she saw the video no she okay she says she stopped watching my videos okay uh I also find funny she also said I gave you permission to start talking about me in your video so I think she went to my channel at one point and saw that I’m on all these other girls and was like I’ve been through so much with him and he never talks about me so she hit me up saying I talk about her but she says now she refuses to watch my videos okay because that was the thing I was which is good for you it works out yeah I mean you’ve got you’re able to kind of you get all this material from the stuff that happens in your life when people see the videos that are being talked about it yeah right so that gets a little awkward there’s one where I talk about the friend zone and as guys you know sometimes we know other times we don’t know and then sometimes we don’t want to know but there was a girl who kept inviting me to her house like to spend the night and as a co-worker I’m just like okay well is she expecting me to make a move so I talked about in a video like yo this girl’s house at like 12 o’clock I get there it’s almost a booty call if you think about it and then I would never make a move like we she has a small little bed the size of a couch and we’re both pressed up against each other and I never make a move so this happened this this is real life right now she closed the door bloody and there’s like she has these big old drapes over the window so no light is entering the room pitch-black and we’re literally pressed up against each other and her beds against the wall so I’m against the wall and her that’s it and this happened three weekends in a row she’s sandwich two you against the wall yes and you’re just like she made the move but you’re just sleeping that’s it I mean I don’t like do I make a move cuz I don’t want to make Moosic ah lights are on this is uh shutting down production you know I don’t want it to be like that cuz we’ve always been cool friends never any kind of indication there was no like holding hands or kissing and cuddling no nothing and she says you want to spend a night yeah and so you literally just sleep in her bed with her it’s a 55 minute drive and she knows it’s one way okay video on the 4th week like yield oh you did it for twit times you get three times and on the fourth week I made a veal like guys I don’t know what’s going on that it should I make a move shy not make a move I got a text the next day from her never said her name but she knew it was her yeah she’s like yeah is there another girl that you’re just sleeping on our very small couch with three weekends in a row that’s basically said simply um you know I’m subscribed to your channel dot dot dot oh I completely forgot about this so yeah that’s not really the text that you wanted you kind of wanted clarification no but what she said that and then she called me up and like once I responded back she called and said I totally apologize no it’s good you never made a move because I didn’t have those kind of feelings for you those weren’t my intentions I just was feeling lonely I bought a new house I was all alone and wanted somebody that I could trust over so it was kind of like a relief off my chest what yeah right because well in that scenario you know the fact that you made a video where you were legitimately lost as to what you should do she sees it and then it furthers the conversation right so cut mission accomplished correct like you’ve got to have some examples of success before we move to another all right I’m not done with this story okay all right because okay I now understand what you said was I have to tone down my stories because you wouldn’t believe the full truth because they get really crazy have a hard time believing the story you just told because I can’t imagine that happening in like a human universe say no to a lot of opportunities that they make movies about but why did she it seems crazy to me that some girl I said will you come and sleep in my bed with me just be cut but I want I’m not gonna tell you why yes but I don’t expect anything to happen and not say anything no explanation can you come over I’m gonna be like what anybody that gets that phone call or Texas what are you thinking you know yeah yeah yeah so girls can be confusing but the more females I hang out with the more I start to understand how to speak female and what are you learning about that I’m learning that if you’re talking with a girl and she ever brings up any kind of sex references or anything like that there’s normally a chance that she’s thinking about you more than just friends if there’s never any sexual talk or if she’s talking about sexual stuff with about other guys friend-zoned and what I like to do as soon as I sensed I’m about to be in the friend zone my friends on them before they can friends it worked three empty something yes agreed strike they sense it and they want to take you out of the friend zone it happens man we’re funny creatures human beings want what we can’t have a the way that you talk you’re it’s kind of like you’re a psychologist sociologist on YouTube you know I think my first impression was okay this guy’s an animator I know there’s a video game thing going on but then when I really dig into your channel it’s very much about using your life I mean you you you you characterize your channel to to us instead of me trying to figure out dude okay well it’s just like we have a voice on YouTube and a lot of us that have over a few hundred thousand subscribes we have a responsibility so I look at it as I want to be the Big Brother to a lot of little kids I want to be the guy because we all represent something this person represents white people this person represents Jewish people I represent black males so I want to give guys a good name I want to give black guys a good name I want to give animators a good name people that live in Florida we all represent different when I approached my channel its yes on the surface there’s animation there she talks about girls he talks about dates and relationships but the more you dig deep I want to be like if I put enough content and richness in here there has replay value all up in it so you go down deep enough and yes it’s stories about my life but there’s messages in 90% plus of my videos the next one coming up has no message it’s just me talking about my first Hickey no messages whatsoever girl I don’t even know her name brought it back to my house and got a hickey and I figure I got to keep it keep you guys guessing there’s always a message this time there’s no message right it’s just a funny story yes correct now you’ve got a lot of stories from your past like the whole working at Disney type thing that you’re gleaning and putting into your your channel is there a pressure to kind of create stories in your life at this point I didn’t like fabricate no now fabricate but let the living like I need to do it act like this like I’m going to be like four because we do good mother good morning every weekday and a lot of those are driven by our personal stories things that happen to us that there is this incentive on the weekend to how well I should do something because that’s gonna lead to a story and I know I have something and our lives are I would say relatively boring we’re gonna take into account a little bit we’re working all the time we’re married with kids and so it’s like it’s not like we’re at some you know in some situation on the weekends hurrying up in the club with Jane right so in fact I even remember just recently when we went to 4×4 hang in the valley I specifically remember when Nick asked you to drive and I was like I don’t know this is a good idea in real life but you know what link driving is could lead to a really good good mythical morning so this is a good idea I specifically remember think I was like now my life is being impacted by maybe we should your life choices we should make a more risky choice because it would lead to a better story but I’m gonna hop into bed with this girl and do nothing but face the wall because is the best story you know I so certainly not you fabricating stories but in real life out in your head as this happening in life that actually happened a few weeks ago I I was gonna keep this so under wraps so I’ll give you guys an exclusive a very short I went to get my car serviced and as was getting serviced I still had stuff to do and the guy really liked my videos so he’s like dude I trust you I would you take this nameless really expensive car out and do what you need to do I’m on turnpike I’m driving that I don’t what do you mean nameless car you’re not gonna name the car yeah I can’t I don’t want to see him like oh he’s just bragging but about well it’s not your car right it was a nice car it’s like also mystique mystique is like a nice little plot device so people might picture net car I got Lamborghini it could be Tesla could be alright there’s a bunch of nice cars out there tell us the freaking car have you wondering that okay story’s over so I’m driving on Turnpike and there’s Ryu I’m talking distractingly hot girl pulls up next to me and then zooms off I’m just like I could keep driving at the speed limit or I could chase her and a good story blog could come out of this is what crossed your mind and I did it I say yeah you did and some craziness went down afterwards then I’m gonna make a video about it yes things like that do happen well art imitating life and impact are interesting thing because you know there’s so many different elements to this because you’ve got that like okay how are my actions being changed by how it’s gonna impact my material but then you got to go back to what we were talking about a second ago which is the example of the girl or the three weekends and you know the friendzone thing it worked itself out because she saw the video now the people who are in friendships or relationships with you all right they know that you’re gonna talk about it it also changes the way that they interact with you mm-hmm now have you seen that happen yes it’s funny cuz I’ll go on dates sometimes kind of like a new form of gold the thing is when we put stuff out there I mean I’ll get really personal with my stories so sometimes I forget all those stuff that I put out there and I’ll go on dates and girls will just list off everything that I love and I’m just like this is not good cuz one I forgot that I put all this stuff out there and two it’s like they know like if they act crazy enough I’ll talk about them in a video so I’ll hear that sometimes are you gonna talk about me in your next video blog I’m just like is that what we’re on this day yeah it’s crazy it’s funny how and we talked to people who have a lot of lag a lot but I don’t this is interesting dynamic with you that I think that a lot of people just kind of talk about themselves personally maybe do some challenges but because you have the advice angle and it involves your interactions and observations with other people and I think it might be you’ve got more life experience than a lot of vloggers because there’s sort of this like 18 to 22 year old vlogger thing that’s like a really popular thing and the substance I think the substance is really there and literally I think about we have 16 seconds within the first 16 seconds you have to say something that you’re gonna grab them and when I go in here it’s just like I think we have again back to the responsibility about these things it’s like you there’s so many negative or just not-so-great influences out there in the music and TV and movies and all this stuff all these you know ideas popping into our head I’m just like you know if I’m gonna take my time to get out here and have a voice I want it to be somewhat positive to work think about consequences so when these three girls walking to your hallway and you late at night and you walk out of your hotel we’re like hey let’s have a foursome you start thinking you know consequences so I mean that’s a lot of things I try to put into my videos sometimes subliminally subliminally yeah sometimes overtones sometimes undertones so as a strategy even with that because I mean I think if I can provide a voice I want it to be somewhat positive to where I listen all right you’re gonna think about consequences so when I get those emails like dude I was left at my job and I was gonna steal a hundred bucks out of the register and then I remember that story and they accused you of doing this and this and this and this and I was like see those are the kind of stories that I love hearing because then I know it’s affecting people because my friends in real life I give them advice all the time they come asking for it and they totally ignore it so I feel like I just wasted an hour of that phone call just this ask hole basically come in for advice and then yes but when I jump on YouTube I know somebody’s gonna benefit from that but it’s interesting to me that you you want to make a positive impact and your it seems like you’re a great guy as much as I’m gonna know you and certainly I’ve gotten to know you through the videos that you want to do that but a so maybe a side effect of that is that that actually works on YouTube one of the things that I think Rhett and I had extensive conversations about watching your vlogs that’s impacted our content good mythical morning is you’re very funny but it’s almost like the sincerity quotient is a little higher it’s like the advice you give it needs to actually be useful and then you’re going to deliver it in a funny way I feel like you could and that’s what works as opposed to you could certainly I get the impression go the whole comedic route I mean you could you could go into stand-up comedy you could say I could tell the funniest story ever and it’d just be funny and you do do some of that but I we find it fascinating that that since when you get the sincerity right that there’s actually you believe in what you’re saying and you’re delivering something that’s useful and happen to make it entertaining it just makes it more palatable people have that desire for that thing that I really want to know about the friendzone I really want to know about how to text and swoozie is funny in the way that he talks about it it’s not just hey you got a you got to watch this guy’s funny videos cuz he’s funny first and that’s what I was like in that observation because literally like I try so hard to keep it invisible but at the same time in the foreground and I wonder so many like hours I’m spending and crafting this whole thing like are they getting it like will people see what’s really going on and on layer 4 so to hear you say that like that makes it’s like such a reward to hear you say what you just said but yeah man it’s like really I care at the end of the day like the people that have never met that subscribe like I care so I care if you get the girl like there’s so many times that I’ve been like in a situation where I’m just crashing and burning with a female and I learned so much because I mean I was a lifeguard and animator that’s like a crazy combination a very powerful observation training that’s like most of my life I’ve been doing those two things so it’s like I observe even how I do things and we’re clear sometimes guys are clingers and we don’t realize like that’s pushing the girl away so I want you to get the girl I want the girl to get the guy wants you to be as successful in life in general so what I’m telling you these things it’s like I literally am trying to affect your life it’s not just hahahaha that’s great because I’ve had a youtube video turn my life around life turn my day around 20 was like really crappy mood watch a video laugh that feeling in my chest I want to give that to the viewer but it also works better on YouTube that it is useful and not just funny correct so we observe that and then when you say I want I want the guy to get the girl kind of thing I also get the impression that you’re saying I want the guy to get laid I don’t think that’s what you’re saying it’s you want to you could you kind of give a relationship advice you want them to have a successful relationship long term you’re talking about consequences you’re talking about you know like the dr. Phil type stuff here and the three of us just run down this hall and for whatever reason we have to call nine-one-one now our actions between the time that that call is made up until the time the cops get here will decide whether they’re coming to save us or to take us away mmm plan is simple just off of the actions that we’ve just done in those 5 to 10 minutes right so it’s like I want people to kind of get into that mindset because I we don’t act unless we think about it unless it’s reflexive like I’m I teach on the knee and your leg kicks out that’s reflexive you have no control over that but pretty much everything else that we do we have control over and there’s a thousand decisions that we make from the time we roll out of bed and both those feet hit that ground there’s thousands of decisions that we have to make from that time – let me get back in the bed ok well we want to get you know you I want to find out what made you into the guy that you are today that has this perspective so and I know you’ve lived a lot of life and and you also laid out a lot of what you’ve what you’ve experienced and you draw my life video so people can kind of get more details there too but tell us about growing up the I was in Trinidad we got robbed and it wasn’t so bad getting because you know Trinidad in parts we have bad parts like everywhere else but it was just you know people jumping our fence and picking our mangoes in off the tree but then when I’m waking up in the middle of night and seeing random strangers going through my drawers that when we had to leave the island and I’ve been in Orlando ever since so you like rolled over give me the details I don’t know how I woke up but I remember opening my eyes and I saw two guys that I knew I didn’t know going through my stuff and it’s just like okay bro we’re just gonna find underwear in there so I’m not too concerned but please don’t stab me in my sleep like that’s like the first memory I can remember going back my entire life was opening my already traumatic yeah and my thing was as a kid I remember thinking if I scream he might kill me if I go to sleep he might kill me but I’m gonna go with option two kind of thing I don’t know how much that’s affect you play possum yeah pretty much um I think I made me a little paranoid because now like I honestly when I buy a TV I chop up that box in the little pieces because I don’t want it to sit by the end of my road because all my neighbors now know that I have a 42 inch Samsung in my house that might be a long term effect but um I think what’s really gotten me into the person that I am today was I just literally I think a lot like it when I’m in the shower when I’m on long road trips I think I think you should it’s something’s always going on up there and girls like to hurt me people like take advantage of me and it’s just like I really wish there was some way to stop this like can I at least like pull it back to where doesn’t hurt is bad like can I be colder like what can I do so I remember this point in life like I just want to like end it all and there was some girl my first girl love at first sight tall it I made a bit about video about this suicidal thoughts and I remember getting so heartbroken when was this I was 18 okay so we head over heels in love with this girl and she was like you know I’m tired of you by the way I’ve been dating Hector for the last month Hector devastated and and his name was Hector it was Hector tang and the last thing I remember was going home and grabbed my dad’s gun and really yeah I just raged blacked out and I woke up the next morning like I think I was staring down the barrel of that gun but you weren’t going to shoot Hector no no I don’t know why I should have been thinking about him but yeah and he’s like I mean you blacked out but you were going to shoot yourself probably I those are the thoughts in my head like you know what what’s the point of going I hurt so much right now what’s the point of going on and I remember thinking like you know what there’s so much more to be happy about like there’s people that would kill to be in my situation right now that don’t have food that don’t have shells fed don’t have a lot of things so I think that was like a turning point in my life too whereas like thinking like in my own head you know what no I would have shot myself over some girl and there’s millions of those out there so literally it was just like you know I can be a better person I think that was like one of the turning points in my life and thank God it happened at that point as opposed to later on because I have heard stories of friends who are cops who have seen suicides or walked onto the scene of suicides over some girl so right I think that’s probably like the pentacle moment in my life where was like I can be a better person and I want to actually every day get on that journey of being a better person and was it a was it about be becoming better relationships I know that from general everything better at same thing like better black person a better life guard a better person at work like no matter what job I have I want to be the best not in competition with you or you or any co-worker but I want to be the best at myself so I can’t like I pretend I have a twin sometimes even when I’m working on videos alright I know he’s gonna work on a video about Disney I’m gonna work on the video about Disney I’m gonna pretend I’ve seen his script so look at a finished script in black okay I have to I’ll do this now so I’m in competition with myself I’m pretty much everything I do just to be the best version for to go back to girls a lot of my female friends boyfriends do not like me because when I take that girl out I’m happy that you’re spending time with me I have flaky friends a lot of us have flaky friends who just ditch on us who bailed on us and they’re unreliable you’re giving me your time I’m gonna make sure we go out to Chili’s and you don’t spend a dime when we go out and make sure you have the best possible time I spend a lot of time taking notes on this stuff and then then you had a lot of trouble I mean from your drama life video you had a lot of trouble fitting in as a kid it seemed like you moved to different schools and yeah we’re like socially a little bit awkward and I think that’s how we fit so well on YouTube because there’s a lot of socially awkward kids who really don’t have a voice so when they come across our channel like this guy’s awkward just like me so I think that’s also part of it too but um but that but the girl who dumped you when you’re 18 that was and that may have been a particularly low point but I get the impression that there were lots of low points relationally for you that you weren’t some player who was well I got this figured out I’m just gonna tell you about it you’re kind of having gone through the fire so to speak seemed to be speaking from that because I wish sometimes like literally sometimes I’m thinking about what video we’re topic to talk about next or what to put in a video I think I wish I had somebody around me that had knowledge like a big brother to say X so when I’m going through it boom he just said this so if I’m bumping my head like bro my big brother just told me not to do this and I have cousins who they don’t have the same morals that I do they don’t say no a lot and they’ve gone through hundreds of female interactions and some of the stuff that these guys say blow my mind but they’re absolutely right and I take that and kind of mesh it into I apply it to see if it works and nine times out of ten it does and then I kind of share it with some of the YouTube audience because those guys are players those guys hands down like they were walking to a club who who are players my cousins okay and I mean we all have the same kind of facial features so we all look like different versions of the same guy and they’ll walk into a club and they’ll find the hottest girl another little tip here for you guys exclusive they’ll find the hottest girl in the club and I want to take her home but they’ll stand back the whole night and watch every guy in the club make a pass at her and then they’ll intentionally go by brushed up against the grandma oh sorry yeah ah when she makes that reaction he’s like babe relax you’re a 5 at best and they say at that point that you either get punched or slapped or cursed out but by the end of the night they get the girl’s number it’s totally a move and these are the kind of guys that I’m talking to and this like they know their stuff man it’s like any girl you’re five at best and I girls like oh I spent an hour on this eyeliner and concealer think in their head so other guys are coming with the same approach like oh my god you’re so help me buy you a drink better than that there’s other guys you’re a five at best relax Wow have you tried and so you’ve you’ve tried this a variation tough love is kind of how I do it like yeah I put it in one of the texting videos how to text a girl I believe mmm and when you meet that girl you can’t blow her because imp like inside we want back oh my god thank you so much for spending the time taking me out and we want to do that when we get home but don’t do that because every guy does that so kind of like I take what my cousin said and basically is like everybody every guy treats a girl like this in the club you be that one guy that doesn’t cheer like that so I’ll take that and kind of translate it into every guy text like this you be that one guy that stands out and doesn’t text like that um if we’re to go back to your drama life which was great he’s very insightful yeah it’s like a cheat sheet for ear biscuits I love that draft twice not to start from the beginning it was oh really oh but go on um one of the things I wanted to ask you about was at one point you go into an analogy I think when you’re talking to planes going yeah going from public school to private school to public school and you give us a girl there was a girl that you met that said something that made you think about something in the airplane and now at the airplane it is those who haven’t seem to draw my life basically she was saying we’re talking about a conversation about God and I love those kind of deep conversations where you don’t end up talking like this you know when you’re arguing and she was like there is no reason that an airplane should fly but you make this rule and you make this rule and you make this rule and then the impossible happens like you curved the wing here and you curve this metal here because it’s like two tons of like weight flying through the air at 500 miles an hour and she was like the same way with life like if there’s no reason a plane should be able to fly but in life there’s no reason you should be able do XYZ but if you do this and this and this and this you can do the impossible and I was like holy crap like the gift of the guy going and is blame alone so yeah that that stuck with me for a long time and so what was your application of that just in life it’s like okay so for example when people come at you like really mad normally we want to respond really mad back so sometimes it’s like you can’t always do what your impulse is to do so that’s kind of one of the things I mean I’ve popped my head you guys for me on the spot with this when I wasn’t expecting that um but yeah in life it’s like not always doing what you want to do like when a girl breaks your heart it’s talking trash about you behind your back like you want to get back at her and do this but you know what I’m gonna be the adult here and act like that because people get really bitter I don’t know if you guys have ever been through really bad breakups but I know how how you handle them but it’s always best to be the adult no matter what goes down and I think that’s part of the thing is like really thinking your thoughts through the conclusions cuz we I love this girl I’m gonna move in with her and then we’re gonna do this and we’re gonna do that and then you realize like this girl is psychotic but you ignored all the signs so thinking your duster before you actually act on them so yeah I thought I’m sorry I felt like in trying to like decipher the plain analogy I know that you were kind of talking about being in a private school I guess it was a Christian school you were talking about the Bible and like talking about beliefs I thought you were making a connection to kind of making a religious realization there’s different kind of ways you can go about it cuz I mean look at like this – um I give 10% of everything I get off of youtube to my church and my family hates that there’s like you’re an idiot like what you’re giving all this money to your church I’m just like guys well I remember if you look at it they say okay well there’s stuff that I talk about in the Bible if you want to see if it’s true and I think there’s a lot of stuff you can apply and test so like if right give 10% of my earnings they say it’s like planting a seed and that plant will plant ten more seeds and those 10 seeds will plant 10 don’t know that so so basically at a certain point your life I guess you were you were at a at a school where you were taught Christian faith like Baptists okay and so but you were learning to test that for yourself can determine if it was true there was one question a lot of the questions that I had for the teachers they could never answer so was one thing I was not a huge fan of and my grandfather is a pastor of a church and let’s just say I have one you guys really fast backwards he cheated on my grandmother with his secretary who was younger than my mom he’s a pastor the church and I have an uncle who’s three years younger than me hmm so you got to rewind the caffeine put that all together yeah and like for the longest he was the beacon of hope in my family I’m just like he represented Christian faith and yet he’s running around this and a lot of congregation like really didn’t know exactly the whole story hooking up with somebody a secretary younger than his daughter and you’re married doing all this Brenton so it’s just like really bro you’re I’m not gonna be like that guy no way and I think a lot of people that really have our approach faith in a certain kind of mentality have had examples like that in their life but sure let’s pretend that when we do now we have to answer to God or somebody I don’t want to be like you know what I didn’t follow you because of that guy and I don’t think that was a good enough excuse so it’s like right let me start testing some of the stuff so even going back to that giving the 10% and the planning and plan that I really didn’t have money to be giving 10% when I was working as a lifeguard but I won’t do it anyway and now just through YouTube you know following the whole plant the seed seed seed seed I’m making what I made a year every 20 days now whether it be you – whether it be whatever sponsor videos I make of a one sponsor video from YouTube I get what I would’ve got as a lifeguard working for three years on one sponsor video that’s three minutes long so it’s just like again I test like if I told you guys right now all right you guys rented a car it’s outside and all the tires are slashed how would you test to see if what I’m saying is true you drive it exactly are you at least gold I probably just look at it exactly you’re gonna go and test this I’ll just hear it and like that’s wrong because the next question is how do you tell if what somebody is telling you is truth or false it’s like sometimes people are really convincing you know but we can’t just go off of you know I think Honda’s are crap I’m not gonna drive them let me go give it a test drive that’s kind of how I approach things not just that Honda’s crap I’m done kind of thing even though you lose examples of how we can look at things like uh I’d only want to go I’ll stop there cuz you guys will get me on a rant and I won’t be able to stop but go on go on you can read no it’s just I’ve always been the kind of person that I want to test I want to see if what’s going on is true because we have to answer for our actions we have to answer for the things we say and sometimes what we think so we think normally translates to how we act and you know things along those lines so I just well again want to make sure to be the best possible version of myself that I possibly can be and I can challenge at least people through my videos to do that or be that I found it interesting that the the test for your faith in the face of what happened with your grandfather mm-hmm was a financial test mm-hmm that’s for any one of them one of many okay so I mean it’s just like cuz at the same time too if you look at the good book there are guys who are like trying to do right and they’re having really crappy lives and it’s just like I shouldn’t have to test this to be like all right if I have a good life I’m doing it right if I have a bad life I’m doing it wrong there should be something in there too where it’s almost like if my hand is like rotting like gangrene and everything but I’m telling rhettandlink like guys my arm is fine you guys can look at my arm and be like yeah your arm is not okay where I could smell it you know so it’s kind of like applying things like that to my life to where yes bad things are gonna happen to me my mom’s gonna die my dad’s gonna die no matter how good of a person I am bad things are gonna happen so not use that as my scale but at the same time if I do good things good things will come back to me in kind of like a weird Karma but you know circle of life Lion King reference kind of thing well it seems like you are very much you value experience yes because when you say tests your your what’s really saying is like trying something you know you implement something and you see if it works and you do that in your in your life and then when it works for in but it also it moves beyond things like you know morality but it moves into the the mechanics of dating right you know the mechanics of friendships and relationships and then you try something you learned something and then you turn it around and put it back into a video I don’t know there’s a question there it’s really just an observation that’s something that’s kind of coming together right now I just find it interesting that you you’re so focused on the experience and then you bring that to YouTube attack I really honestly cannot think of someone else who’s doing it in the same way and I was actually looking at that too like i before I started out on the YouTube thing my 3 G’s my 3g network god gaming and girls so if you look at all my videos they all touch on at least one or all three of those topics so I want to make sure I stayed on path to where if I do one day blow up they have a lot of money and you know people working for me I still have that kind of 3G network to kind of keep me balanced because at the same time I don’t want to be all over the place for the same time to like even with you guys we get pressured – we got a viral video people want to see that all the time so it’s just kind of like I looked at it as give the people what they want to see whether they know they want to see it or not and a lot of times you there’s a lot of reading of the comments a lot of listening when people say how do they react to certain videos and my dad told me when I had about 10,000 subscribers he was just like which kind of videos do people react to the most and I told my story ones she’s like okay well keep doing that and his other thing that he was saying too was get the female demographic no matter what you do get the females because when you walk into a girl’s room and her room is covered from head to toe in one direction and Justin Bieber that’s normal well you’re not gonna find a lot of 13-year old guys with their room covered from head to toe any Cathy they’re very fanatical so he’s like get those girls and talk about stories and that’s your perfect storm right this is your dear dad give me advice and the thing was he was the biggest hater out of everybody around me he’ll like it’s not gonna work anything I want to do throughout my entire life he was the one I was like what you want to do oh you want to be a screenwriter not gonna work if to go to school for like 16 years to do that anything and he’d constantly ask and how it’s like that whole idea don’t let somebody else tell you what you can and can’t do because I started hearing his voice as my internal dialogue like I wanna but yeah I can’t and it was like no I’m not gonna let them put their limitations on me I know of my limitations are I’m gonna try to exceed all of them so now I mean I’m making more than both my parents combined from my bedroom they have to wake up at Sue’s o’clock every morning and they’re probably gonna hear this podcast so but yeah and that’s the situation where it’s at right now I mean and people through my life have been like hating I mean the friends and family those are the ones that were not really the biggest supporters but they’ve slowly start to come around now so do you have a gaming channel though yes Michelle Phan um I had 30,000 subscribers I met Michelle Phan through a mutual friend and she loves video games but she can never really talk about it on her beauty channel right so we met at a party one time in LA and Sue’s bet way back dude it was 2010 okay and she was like let’s just start a channel together and it blew up both of our channels like a lot of the guys that I mean even though I only have 30,000 subscribers like it was a trending thing on Twitter on YouTube for a good amount of days so she got a lot of traffic I got a lot of traffic and they became really hard to keep running press Start really quickly so we kind of just left it cuz at the time nobody was doing Let’s Plays nobody was doing let me know buddy with over 10,000 subscribers yeah so we had to jump through so many hurdles to get like gameplay up on the screen you’re talking on licensing yeah like literally we had to have permission slips like it’s not like it is now yours join a network and boom you’re good to go back then I had to like I had friends at Capcom I had friends with Dead or Alive I had friends in all the gaming circles type like hey can we have permission to play Halo da da da yeah I just need you to sign off on this boom and YouTube wanted us to submit videos weeks in advance before we could upload really yeah they had as you were trying to do it by the book and there were people who were starting to just do it yeah or at least later they started you know a low number account of view it’s like this is before PewDiePie like PDP and I started our channels at the same time and then the gaming stuff was just too hard to maintain in you know conjunction with our own personal channels with the way that you were doing it correct by the rock I was not getting sleep it was so bad like and with the press start we had every Friday was our day and so now but and so now you don’t do it now yeah now it’s just like look at it as a bonus level like you’re playing Legend of Zelda and you have a bonus mission look at press star as that is kind of how we put it to where it was but with the success of it why aren’t you saying I’m going back into this I mean oh I want to at times but at the same time I feel so driven to keep doing the Siouxsie channel because I’ve had ideas for a very long time but I didn’t want to put them out there because I felt like there’s not enough eyes here if I’m gonna spend a week editing this and only 10,000 people see it and that’s not worth it but now like as an artist the only thing you really want well the first big thing is an audience hmm and now I have that so it’s like I feel so driven to the point to where I don’t get much sleep because I’m still thinking like okay I need to put something out for these guys so well if you got a guy like Toby Turner who is you know become so popular for his comedy videos and then all of a sudden he starts tobyGames and that moves up into the top 10 10 or whatever I mean this trend even has guys like us thinking about you know I doubt we’ll ever do it because it would be so off-brand but I’m saying it like it has that gaming is pulled it has such a great pool because it seems like oh man it’s just this easy view you can get which leads to easy money right I know a guy making six figures a month on YouTube I’m gonna show you guys it’s not crazy to you guys but listeners like six figures playing video games yeah oh yeah from your bedroom well listen we’re not gonna tell you how to run your business but it is curious that someone who is such a such a great fit you only have so many hours in the day I started you don’t want to see a decrease in the swoozie channel with what you got going on there so you need tough man a lot of my creative juices go into that like you guys should see like my little editing room I have like dry erase boards over here in another wall just for you no dialogue to put in videos so there’s like a mad scientist room where this video next in that video in this video and all these others like dialogues and ones and phrases over here so I mean it’s literally I feel like I was put on this earth to entertain like I literally felt that for a very long time so YouTube was never in the equation but I kept putting energy into it because I looked at it as I can keep working on my craft because I want to do film I want to do editing and a lot of us in YouTube we all want to do that big picture thing and that’s why we do YouTube but dude it’s the best job I’ve ever had in my entire life that I couldn’t even it is pretty great now before started recording when we were just kind of getting settled we were talking about the Howard Stern nature of well that’s what you said you’re like it’s like well this is this is gonna be honest it’s gonna be an hour of us just talking about you you were like okay get Howard Stern on you on you okay and you’re like well I’ll talk about anything I’m a book waiting to be open direct and then you said except for two things uh-huh and now I’m like you know what yeah what are the two that means he’s broke I got to keep you guys in suspense oh so he just did two things I was in the bathroom at that point yeah you were in the bathroom it’s funny I’ve ever give me half of one thing cuz I’m sorry yeah we got a little bit on religion we got a lot on relationships and then what’s the other one politics I don’t honestly bro I don’t follow too much politic okay so it’s not that I mean we can play the guessing game or we can just get real we can get well the thing too is I remember one time just to quickly touch on what you were talking about um sex ed class in fifth grade the teacher walks in he was like there’s one question that somebody’s gonna ask in here I’m wondering who it’s gonna be okay so this is a penis is gonna happen and I’m just like holy crap what’s that one question so we’re in the class of like 30 minutes and then I’m like you couldn’t even tell us if we ask that question and some kid was like so I have a question teacher how do you make twins and he answers a question and it goes by the way that was the question what awesome it’s such that it wasn’t me but I’m so happy now that I know and actually that’s not a great question I said I really don’t I don’t care how to make he wins you do it twice and in close proximity I always want to be a twin I don’t know about you guys well I so much so much so that you’ve created an imaginary twin that you compete against I will say in biology class we had a substitute one day and I just thought it would be better to ask to substitute because she wouldn’t be back the next day and she was subbing in biology so there’s she should do a little self it by the way it’s like I don’t have a counter but I don’t have to ask this awkward question and then see this woman Miss Lee cuz I believe miss Lee was out woman comes in little yeah yeah I don’t know if you remember me asking the question but I asked do you and you can read what you wanted to this question but my question to her was do you have a set amount of sperm or are you constantly producing sperm and I don’t mean you teacher who’s a female I mean me like there’s a man have a set number of sperm and what’d she say you asked this in front of the whole class yeah and she said I can’t believe I don’t remember this all right I don’t I don’t think I don’t think she knew you’re afraid you’re gonna run out I was afraid that it would make some changes I was gonna run out before I got you know to that point to go time yeah yeah didn’t really count it and she was like I don’t I think you’re constantly producing it mm-hmm but I was just so concerned that I had to ask have you guys ever had a distractingly hot teacher oh yeah yes what did you get a Smith the freshman English as freshmen in high school or a freshman in high school you know the ladies you talking you say I was in the same class like where’d you guys get in that class grade wise I got a boner in that class that distracting that me I had a teacher one time I failed because every tiwa emailing I wanted to impress man because that’s it that was my application my applications English I’m gonna make her think I am the smartest kid in here man so I opened up I think I’m gonna you know we kind of changed something about I opened up a little bit I asked an awkward question in biology class which I just told you mmm-hmm getting me to open up for all you know I might not have to things like you might just invent dad I just said it yeah you just tore him in my brain and never know please tell me it’s laters bro layers let me ask you this okay your your charisma is infectious your you know your you are a gifted entertainer I can see this and butter okay but all of this is true there’s you know everyone in their life goes through the dark times you know and or formed by that I know that relationally there’s those things is there something else there formative that as in like a negative kind of thing yeah yeah okay well that okay I never drink ever up until like two years ago okay and the battle for me a lot of times is I try to be a good person by the same time I don’t want to live my life like trying to ride this straight line to where I miss out on everything and I remember the first time that I drank I had never been drunk that I’m not trying to get to hugging a toilet and vomiting all night not trying to get there is this going along the lines of what you were just asking me sure um and we’re gaming convention yeah I think might have been packs or something like that and then afterwards there was this really cute guitar hero Asian girl and she was just like I’m gonna buy you a shot and I just said yes and I don’t know like literally the needle scratch on the club and everybody turned her like what like five shots just showed up on my my table and I’m like I’m gonna take three of these and then I’m done and I took those shots and I was sitting like what do people keep talking about drinking like this is disgusting one I feel like I just drank death and it’s really not a big deal so then my boy was like all right are you ready to go and I go yes and the hall room said and then every girl in that bar looked like a supermodel get me that I gotta here right now I drink on special occasions and then usually I stopped at three shots and the drink is gonna be patron that I messed with this is information I’ve never fed out yeah but you turn the page and you want us to know and that sometimes I wonder like last night there was a party here mmm and I didn’t drink a drop and I was really bored I’m like is this because I wasn’t having a good time or because I hadn’t have a drop of alcohol so things like that I really try to like analyze now by the same time to like in the Christian faith well you said Baptists right yes I think specifically Baptist there’s this with the dog you can’t drink it all like we were we went to a Baptist Church at a young age and then kind of switched out of that but it was so that was something that we saw was a difference and liked about it so I mean we would you you said that you had the 3 G’s God being the first one so you seem to be a devout Christian let my grandfather I mean I’m sure it wasn’t like one day he was awesome and the next day he’s sleeping with multiple girls I’m sure it was this gradual kind of progression into that so I try to make sure to pay attention to a lot of my actions and things that I do because when I told you guys her story it can get interpreted a bunch of different ways so I really try to lay no kind of bottleneck it to where a good storyteller can control the audience if he wants you to not like a character boom he wants you like a character boom so I even try to put that in a lot of the things I talked about at the same time I want you guys to get the real me and with 2 million subscribers you’re gonna have some people that you offend when you talk about alcohol or when you talk about all these different topics or I made out with a girl and I didn’t even know her name you’re gonna like you’re a bad influence for my kids in that but at the same time too you can’t keep coming at then just knocking on their door hey let’s talk about this you can’t come out in the same way it’s 2014 so essentially like I’m really trying to get to your kids and give them a positive message but not the same way they’ve got it a hundred times before so right now I’m really thinking about just even my own actions even up until this day like me drinking okay well there’s about 100 people at that party they probably saw me this and this and this that net and that so right now I really try to make sure that my actions line up with my words so there’s never a gradual kind of thing that goes into that and I will also say on this podcast is I think I have a really addictive personality so the things that I like I do a lot right and I know me so that’s why I normally only stick to patron because I hate that stuff if I found an alcohol that I like I’d be in trouble let me tell you guys that right now so with video games I think even with editing I can spend 18 hours editing because I have an addictive personality I grow into this and do it you got lost in it right when you’re trying to juxtapose or have this you know you’ve got God as a priority you got girls as a priority and you want to be an influence but yet you know when you’re you’re talking about these two worlds there seems to be it seems to be a clash of the worlds direct you tell me well I want to be very devout but I want to get the girl mm-hmm so how do I get is that where you end up sleeping with a girl and literally just sleeping with her I had sex I’m a virgin so I think that’s another thing to waiting for me and that oft I think my friends tell me this is why they don’t do your fans already know that yes I think a lot of my friends tell me that girls end up cheating on me is because you know we’re getting all romantic oh that always worked them up and then they run out with this other guy because they’re all wound up and they need to you know get their fix because most of the girls I get with aren’t virgins so now they know what they’re missing and what I find very interesting is after they get with the next guy and we’re done they come crawling back like okay because the thing is in for plate there’s soap sucking toes like not to say that I do or don’t cuz I keep that right that line in my videos I mention it a lot but I don’t finish you talk about sucking toes unless I throw it out there and the comments go crazy do you do you or don’t you suck toes but I throw it out there answered like knee pits oh I never said that this is a really good tell you like this is probably the best podcast last interview I’ve had ever that’s a great endorsement me pick all right oh yeah you’d like to meet this here’s the knee and the part behind the knee is the knee pit when you lick that guy’s there are some girls that will go crazy but there’s so many guys that are so anxious to just finish the fight get to that you know that end point video game time another another pit right they missed that hole there’s there’s so many floors to foreplay that they miss so when the girl runs off with another guy and he’s not concerned about your toes your knee pit your neck your ear he’s not gonna say about any of that other stuff what about the armpit no I never mess with yeah yeah that stay away [Music] yeah and then they experienced that and they get what they think they want then it’s just like Dante really showed my body a lot of attention like I will massage you for an hour like I go it’s a two-part play like literally like I am one person on the stage and you’re the next person on the stage and usually the bed is the stage you know and we’re just kind of you know is it thespians that’s the right word right yeah like an actor yeah we’re thespians on this stage and I want to make sure to give the best performance every single time and if the actors are both women’s and lesbian I think a lot of guys don’t put that attention into it so that’s where they normally come crawling back like to lie to you for those months and then she’d on you and then lie some more can you I think they like that the back of my knees and that basically what they’re saying by the same time like again people were here this invictus who’s a guy he is so into himself by the same time like that’s just what it is so I really think about the when you’ve limited yourself yeah to not going all the way then you’ve got two places if I keep on just the stage I’m doing a bad thing like when we’re acting I want to run out into the audience I mean I literally the creativity doesn’t stop just at YouTube I’ll just say that no one of the things I’m kind of reading between the lines here is that you you talk about multiple girls when it comes to your videos and you’re kind of talking about girls plural in general so is there ace is there a special someone know at the moment and why not oh I think I haven’t found mrs. right yet and the problem is a good problem to have is I have a lot of hot friends a lot and then YouTube is only making that good problem worse because again now with talking about stages YouTube becomes a stage and the world can see it so I mean I have girls from Norway and USSR and Australia and Australia has some amazingly hot girls and I mean that would Skype being a thing kick being a thing and whatsapp literally well you know college in 1980 is not college in 2014 like I could be hollering at a girl in Norway like any girl becomes like above fate so not to say that that’s how I kind of look at it but girls approach you when you’re on YouTube and they send you pictures they ask because they know what I’m about on YouTube that’s like hey what kind of pictures can I send you and especially now with you know snapchat being what it is they know that I tried I try to run the straight arrow so they ask the kid maybe m.a or nc-17 I’m like let’s keep on pg-13 cuz you just never know like my one of my biggest fear is cos you guys are getting so much I don’t know now one of my biggest fears but i’ma let you know this I’m putting it out there cuz I’m aware of it is that there’s gonna be a underground YouTube channel who gets girls cast them and then it goes after youtubers and when exposes the entire process we should produce this channel you can have it bro it sounds kind of sleazy I know well can you explain it producer under our underground brand so what were they dark with Oh we’ll have a girl and she’ll be like a 10k who’s who’s our topic here we’re good we got a knock out ten youtubers you got a knock them out fast because they’re gonna talk so let’s go look at PewDiePie Tobi swoozie and I don’t know DeStorm and then she documented the whole process correct you know that she all of you all of us are behind the phone literally like a production yeah yeah start with a simple text or a simple Facebook because there are some guys out there who just like literally don’t answer emails unless you’re hot so we’ll just send that hot one out there and be like that up we got a bite we got a nibble okay so he sent this and it’s all documents it was like to catch a youtuber yes Prince Chris Hanson to hoax total jam that’s swoozie will host and will produce you would get these guys really bad slash good I think about that well yourself I think you’re saying maybe you were there before yourself aware that something happened to me so when I get these emails from these tens I’m like rhett and Link could be behind I think sometimes like even all my interactions a lot of times I use my cousin’s advice when the hot girls like oh my gosh you’re so great I just say thanks send because any other guy when they see that email oh my god how’d you find my videos and don’t know and just go crazy on them dude I’m just like you know what thanks I just sometimes a sturdy and I try to interact with guys and girls right but I look you have something you want to say oh I think to me it’s full circle with you talking about consequences I think for yourself you know that you’re in a position with the type of content relationship content that you put out there that there’s women who are approaching you there’s actually a couple of things that work here mm-hmm I think you you sense that you’re kind of you’ve set a high standard for yourself that’s almost a dare if for girls to say if I can get swoozie all right he’s a virgin mm-hmm I want to be that one I’ve had girls spreading rumors that they’ve had sex with me and that never happened hmm like that’s a thing now it’s like are you kid this is my life yeah so again a story for a movie where the girl is lying about the guy having sex and he won’t this is my life and I think the second part full circle is you’re putting into play you put it into practice what you’re saying about consequences and you’re talking about Rhett link maybe behind this this text from a 10 or some ma pictures you know it’s what what are the consequences worst case scenario so I mean my I’ve had when I worked with DIRECTV I’ve had those producers like those guys helped me and mentored me a lot and they told me like from Jump Street 2007 like Susan you’re gonna be big like we don’t know what you have planned for the future but we can just see how you walk around the set and talk and you’re on camera you’re gonna be big so here’s what you need to do they take me into the truck out back and like listen treat every text like it’s gonna go viral treat every message and email like it’s gonna go viral XYZ LMNOP and it’s like wow at first i ignored a lot of that stuff like if a girl wants to send me pictures I won’t take them you know that kind of thing but when you really think about like these guys have been in the industry for a very long time so when I start thinking you know what this girl is like saying and talking really slick maybe I should text it back but I’m gonna treat this like it’s going viral so let me now change what I was going to say and say something else so you just never know man okay so we got one of them which was King behind the knees yeah yeah yeah yeah one thing what’s the other one is that for the second podcast when I come back I gotta give you guys our to your audience wanting more okay that’s the secret oh this has been a good part one this has been amazing that was it the swoozie ear biscuit you know he uh he’s full of advice you know he this what he does on the Internet he’s Asafa chol guy he’s got this the way that he talks about things is well okay let me tell you the way that I see or the way I’ve always thought of it or here’s an analogy for to explain that our here is a little three G little acronym that I’ve come up with from my life philosophy I would say he’s got like the motivational speaker gene yes you know right I could definitely see him doing that you know I mean he talks about that whole fearing the development of a show called to catch a youtuber I think he should be thinking more even format him what he’s basically the Dear Abby of YouTube he could do something even more in that format I mean he didn’t ask me but the producer and me is like okay let’s get less this whole ability to encapsulate things in in terms of comedic but meaningful advice I think that can be formatted even further swoozie if you’re well if you’re listening to her own dear little skit is listen to is only or biscuit but I think it’s working pretty well for him get worst of all one interesting dynamic as we discussed thoroughly that might affect this whole Dear Abby plan is the fact that most of everything that he has a lesson about comes from a specific experience so there is this dynamic and we experience this too it’s one of the reasons that on good mythical morning we don’t always tell personal stories because you run out of them you know that’s what we started going to articles and lists and other things or like we said with you adopt a lifestyle of creating experiences for the sake of the story right you know I was told a few years ago by a friend of mine who I think we’re gonna ensure to make videos and he said you know don’t forget it’s always better to have a good story than a good time and he was right if you’re an entertainer yes well and we talk about that all the time if we’re going to do something and we begin to contemplate making a stupid decision about something like should we rent these scooters will we possibly die say well heck we’ll be able to talk about it on good mythical morning so we might as well just do it I don’t know what kind of impact that has on our lives I know that it’s a slippery slope of recklessness is what it sounds like no but I’m saying that with with swoozie there there’s this thing that he is living a life that he has chosen to make public the people who are close to him in his life their lives are going to be made public in a entertaining way that apparently most of them are comfortable with it’s an interesting dynamic and he’s doing that particular thing just about as well as anybody on the Internet and we had a good time talking to him thanks to swoozie for sharing some things that he didn’t intend on sharing talking about things that I love it like we say all the time when somebody says I didn’t know I was gonna talk about this then we know that we’re doing something right and be having a good time let’s woozi know what you think of his ear biscuit it’s swoozie but the eye is a number one SW double-o z1e let him know what you think of his ear biscuit I see his icon right now is uh Aladdin that’s interesting you know he doesn’t look like Aladdin you see it maybe a little bit sure that’s right one yeah it’s definitely him he’s he’s following us YouTube Partner pajama model former Disney employee time traveler music and film lover that is him he barely has an identity crisis and thinks he’s Aladdin maybe there’s something we’re missing maybe there’s another video we need to watch or maybe you need to watch it after being introduced to swoozie also let us know what you think hashtag ear biscuits on Twitter be sure to leave a review on iTunes we always appreciate that and we’ll have another one of these next week you can count on us yes can we count on you well so I believe we can [Music] [Music]

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