[Music] no no can’t have any of my friends happy meal no I don’t have that at Burger King it’s pretty freaky I know your thoughts haha did it pretty I got pretty freaky out I figured out what you were thinking there um I have some really fly would be speak with my voice hurts too much after doing all of it okay I got something in this I came in my backyard it’s a cool it’s a crazy drunk squirrel I have a crazy good Astoria’s mic I got a crazy goose story from this weekend I know from my life in the past further in the past so the question is if yours is that amazing should I share the good story first cuz I don’t want it to be like a letdown this is from my childhood no it’s from like um like uh I know what it was really Richard my couple years ago yeah the goose I don’t think it’s as good as mine yeah let me tell it first cuz it’s not as good um yeah the toe turkey thing I’m not lying when I say that I would not I would not visit a town it was being invaded by turkeys thinking Oh that’ll be fun that’ll be cute that would be scary because I take the kids to like feed the ducks at the pond or something like that here in town and you’ll go to the wrong pond and they’ll be geese there all those guinea goose will come like a Canadian goose will come up to you and it will open its mouth and hiss yeah what about that Jen how does it happened what are those Canadian geese do that weather so mean Canadians are so nice Canadian geese got attitudes really cuz you’re Canadian they know that swans are mean – they’ll just come out they’ll come up to you with that face and they’re very confident – very confident because I’ve know I could kill one or they would just put a kick what to the head but but you’ll flinch if Aswang comes at you like that I’m saying that if I was being attacked by a goose and I thought my life was in danger which is probably unlikely I mean if I was being attacked by like seven geese I would probably start killing them but one goose I’m just gonna run buddy come on now hey no no but then they won’t let up and it gets to be scary oh my gosh I have to get in a car like that’s what happened to us we had to leave the pond I mean I wasn’t gonna kick it or kill and they know that they’re like he’s like I would kick me I’m taking a chance he’s not stupid what’s he so angry about they do it here’s me he’ll get on the internet and then everyone will hate him you know you can’t kick a goose have you been hissed at by a Canadian goose oh yeah but Esther and did you flinch did you run i hissed right back you get you ought to see the look on their face when you do that right back at them you’re not being serious matters I know what you would do you Brewin I did I did I do run from him in front of my kids I’m running from the goose daddy it’s just a bird all right tell your squirrel story okay well we know that I’ve had some interesting squirrel encounters in my backyard like a long time ago we talked about on GMM but when clean your house came in the house and my wife called 9-1-1 long story but the other day I am sitting outside uh doing a little work you know preparing for something oh I was late to pick you up it’s what happened oh yeah I was sitting out back waiting for you like a little kid waiting to get on the school bus and browse in my back yard and I see this squirrel he’s crying on the side of the house and sort of a weird area that I don’t normally see squirrels and he’s small he looks like he’s an adolescent squirrel about half the size of enormous normal squirrel and then he just kind of falls off of the wall but he kind of lands on his feet and then he looks at me and he starts coming comes right up to me and my whoa whoa buddy whoa you know I don’t want an interaction right now and I step I step back and get up and take a couple seconds backwards he comes towards me again really and then I like stamp my foot because I’m starting to starting to think this thing’s got rabies he’s gonna bite me it’s mo funny kind of go and then he turns around and he jumps up on the the column holding the back porch up he jumps like a foot onto the thing looks at me and then he just slides all the way back down to the bottom like what is wrong with the squirrel like most girls would be like out of there right and then I kind of like to stamp again like this and I’m starting to get a little bit any kind of he takes a couple of really slow steps across the backyard and then he gets onto the trampoline like the side of the trampoline like it starts crawling up the trampoline and then he looks at me and hmm slides right back down the pole like a fireman yeah like way sees you a tricks for me and then he gets up onto the trampoline that with Champlain has a net that was closed and so he starts running around the outside the perimeter of the trampoline he’s having a really difficult time I’m like what is wrong with the squirrel eventually he jumps off at the trampoline got in and I chased him towards the fence I’m trying to get him into a tree or something he jumps up on the fence and just falls back down Jeff so on the fence falls back down I’m like whee and I’m like this thing’s got raised he’s been hit by a car he’s got rabies he’s going crazy I don’t know and eventually he gets to the edge and there’s a little vine coming down the side of the fence and he clock goes up the vine real slowly and then close up into the tree and so then I’m sounding like about it later and he’s like dad the squirrel was drunk he said I saw this on television because we have an orange tree the squirrels eat the oranges and they fall out of the tree and they sit there for a couple of days and they firm it and they turn it turns into alcohol inside of the orange and then they get in there thought you meant the squirrel drank the orange fell off the tree I was picturing a squirrel at the bottom of the tree you mean the orange falls off the tree no the squirrel goes into the tree bites the tree bites this Dornan jet falls to the ground he goes down there he rips into it and eats the orange but then it stays out for a couple days and our argument the orange firm it’s and turns into alcohol and then he gets drunk off like up an orange cocktail and then I have a drunk squirrel in my backyard that’s exactly what happened I had a draw my got drunk squirrels in my backyard really partying all the time well I thought it was gonna be really sad but then it got kind of just happy no he’s fine he’s totally fine he just got into a little he got a little over zit the hit copy it wasn’t a cartoon well it’s pretty close [Music]