you won’t believe these extreme tales of animal invasions in real life let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for making us a part of your daily routine today is gonna be scary yeah so I’m gonna go ahead and prepare you but it’s going to be worth it because you’re not actually going to be invaded by animals we’re just going to discuss it okay yes because we discuss animals getting invaded or animals invading animals invasion mean that you will be being invaded what that’s the thing you know for for thousands of years we were on this earth and animals could just come up and bite your leg off and then we were like will this build houses and we send the animals away but every once in a while the animals are like we’re coming back in real life and we want a piece that’s why they call wild animals because you know they’re what we want to make this right yeah wild ok so we’ve got what I believe to be an increasingly extreme list of real-life animal invasions and you see what you think I’m I’m gonna start all right we’re gonna we had to make these seem a lot more dramatic than they actually are though ok number one oh ha ha ha I heard of at least fifty elk invaded downtown girl heart Oregon like reindeer but scarier okay silent you give yourself a hernia okay the coastal town of Gerhart the elk started showing up there rose oh boy cuz there’s a I guess there’s there’s more food sources near the coast yeah I mean there’s like pictures of these things just going all over the downtown area eating plants knocking over eating plants knocking over things I’m not scared of them did you hear what I just said eating Diane I don’t have any plants knocking over stuff do you have stuff yeah I got some stuff that could knock over they’re big they’re like a reindeer bit scary that’s all they did is it ate plants and knock stuff over yeah how about this sea lions sealions been acting a fool at ports and seaside towns around the world they’re pretty much packed of wild ocean dogs Newport Beach 2005 a pack of 20 sea lions a whole 20 of them arrived okay they began breaking fishing fish rearing pens these are pins that got fish in them Oh baby fish yeah baby fish get eaten by these mad sea lions and then the next thing you know these sea lions are getting up on rich people’s boats just having battles territorial battles 800 plus pound males barking at each other things like that how annoying is that we’ve we’ve witnessed this invasion you realize this right I’ve been in Newport Beach man we paddle boarded at Newport Beach around these sea lines I mean we saw one yeah we saw about five he was like oh the other 14 were sneaking around behind us but the worst thing was the smell those things styie days they they sneak up on stink you off of a bunk on you but I got something better than that more extreme feral hogs Oh crazy wild pigs are pushing in on the cities of Dallas in Arlington trucks tires it’s like a monster that’s right announcer yeah but a bad one it didn’t get a job okay these wild pigs are common around Texas they’re not native to the Americas oh they were brought by early settlers and now they’re turnover causing trouble for rural farmers they’ve contracted professional trackers to come in and kill these things because they will eat small animals and dogs and you dogs dogs a pig eating a dog you know I’m not eating that pig it’s great a pig eats a dog I’m not gonna make a barbecue out of him wreaking havoc on habitats in Texas carrying diseases okay how about this chihuahuas don’t let their small size and awkward bulbous heads fool you stretch awawa have unleashed fear in Arizona you see my little play on words there yes unleashed I really don’t know yeah a Mike wild Chihuahua yeah in maryville Arizona small suburb of Phoenix the town was overrun by packs of stray chihuahuas that went around in groups of eight to twelve I mean one Chihuahua is kinda like a little intimidating he might bite me two chihuahuas is like okay I got to keep an eye on these two guys eight to twelve chihuahuas I’m scared of that and I’m a big man and these things are moving around it is like a like a land piranha like it’s really small they’re vicious got vicious teeth yeah dozen of them got an attitude defecating everywhere they defecated all over the city they chase children around Animal Control couldn’t contain the problem and then they started to join other packs of larger dogs and you know how the chihuahuas feel like they’re charge of the larger dogs they were like pack leaders of I think you’re getting that from the movies oh really I’m personifying the the – well I know I think they feel like they’re the boss anyway this really happened and it was vicious all dogs go to heaven was there a Chihuahua and all dogs go to heaven and was he in charge I don’t recall was he vicious didn’t see that movie I haven’t seen it okay I can top that wild turkeys these turkeys are exacting revenge from the hundreds of years worth of slaughter their species has endured for the sake of Thanksgiving if you gave out a little bit there I know I did I don’t think they want us to sustain it either oh I’m gonna try no but I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to Brookline Massachusetts almost overnight turkeys began invading this town this is scary terrorizing high schoolers at Brookline high school they had to bring in security guards to keep the turkeys at bay turkey guards I’m not listening I’m not scared of turkeys you talking about officers had to stay in post for security I don’t know I don’t know how many turkeys enough to put I mean that’s a lot of turkeys they had to put officers on guard at the high school what do they have to protect themselves their hands like a knife and a fork I’ll trim you if you get any closer the turkeys crowded in the streets causing traffic jams oh they would chase joggers children and even cars I mean have you ever seen a turkey chasing a car no I have it will go to Brookline Madeline’s one turkey reportedly smashed through a double pane window of a home scaring the owners and their dog this was the headline I’m quoting wayward turkey explodes through a window of Brookline home escapes through the back a turkey through a window these turkeys are on something up there these are meth turkeys there was a police chase through many yards eventually capturing the crazed vile and then sending it to Tufts University to be euthanized all you need to eat it they stuffed it all right how about this link hey green monkeys they’re like tiny human shield with sharp teeth and a thirst for blood and bananas so they’re like children with sharp teeth yeah this isn’t in an area that this is this happened as all these things did a gang a mob a monkey mob of ten wild monkeys went on a rampage in a village they came out of the forest and they just did these coordinated attacks on houses and people severely injuring one person the sixteen year old kid they piled on top of oh no I mean ten monkeys on your back and it’s not even a euphemism for anything actually monkeys on your back no this is not a euphemism I got a monkey on my back in fact ten of them and they’re seriously interested I mean he might be watching right now he shouldn’t be joking about that I hope I’m not really joking about I’m just pointing out it wasn’t a euphemism a coordinated attack they’re smart I mean they’re almost as smart as we are you know they’re smarter than some of us they’re like hey let’s go attack those kids today you know I mean I this is why this is one of the reasons that I am glad that I live in North America we don’t have attack monkeys you know we don’t I kind of feel like I’m not really scared of the turkey that elk the chihuahuas I feel like I can handle that but these ten monkeys I know I’m out of town no I’m out of town on turkeys man I don’t want to be attacked by no Turkey that one thing under the neck oh just slap you silly I think angry monkeys is the worst thanks for liking and commenting on this episode beast you know be sure to share your animal invasion story from your town in the comments you know what time it is hello I’m pride and I’m arrow and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality it’s Friday and that means it’s another episode of ear biscuits our podcast this week the special guest is swoozie one of the best storytellers on the internet at a real conversation would love our conferences we loved it be sure to click through to good mythical more where we discuss our personal encounters with wildlife that got scary Rhett thinks he has the power to read minds Oh Oh what’s up so that’s what you really think I didn’t I just said oh man what do you mean I’m talking about what you’re thinking about right now that’s what you really think I’d be embarrassed by that I’m not think what I’m not thinking oh really ha ha ha oh my goodness that was so stupid ha ha ha you have a lot of stupid thoughts ha ha ha oh no that was funny huh Touche Touche Touche sure yeah yeah probably probably a whopper yeah I’m in for a whopper the orange firm it’s it turns into alcohol and then he gets drunk off like up an orange cocktail and then I have a drunk squirrel in my backyard that’s exactly what happened I had a draw I got drunk squirrels in my backyard really