[Music] Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time. I’m Rex Timber. And I’m Man, I wasn’t ready for that. I’m Link. Link’s Timber. Link. Link’s Timber. It’s a sexual folks. Link’s timber. Link’s Timber. Rhett’s Timber and Link’s timber. Okay. Timber is like a tree. This week at the round table of dim lighting, we are talking about sex. We are talking about love making. We are talking about aeros. You bringing in the Greek. And I just want to give a little warning here. There might be some specific and explicit conversation about graphic sexuals. There be some graphic graphic TE’s. It could be graphic on link side. It could be a lot of things. If you’re if you don’t want to hear that, this episode is not for you. This entire episode is devoted to responding to your voicemails about sex. We are sexually relating to you. We’re having sexual relations with the people. No, we are not. We are having a form of sexual relationship with with anyone who continues to listen. He made the man in the graphic t-shirt here with such a graphic graphic on it. It’s an octopus. Yeah. Octopusy is exactly what everyone’s thinking. Do you understand? See, it’s begun. You’re wearing a [ ] themed shirt and now and now you’re talking about having sexual relations with all the listeners and they’ve abandoned and that’s not coming from me. I just got on a black shirt. I wore a I wore a polo today. I haven’t worn a polo in years, but I wanted to look as much like a nice boy as I possibly could. I’m a nice boy to keep my No, you’ve been warned. Octopusy friend be nice boys today. We’re going to be well-rounded sexmen today. Okay. Also want to invite you to dive into our wonder hole. Okay, that feels sexual as well. The entire season is out. all six honking episodes on the Retin Link channel. So if you see a really ugly thumbnail or a really unapproachable title, that’s it. So click on it because you know what? It it seems like our our idea to talk about that to get the algorithm to work next week is not it hadn’t worked. Let’s talk about that next week. Let’s talk about our failures next We’re dependent on word of mouth to continue to get views on go around your neighborhood and tell people about Wonderhole because create your own algorithm. We are extremely proud of it. Uh would you like to just start with a voicemail? Just break the seal, the sexual seal in that way. Hell yeah. Okay, let’s hear it. Let’s hear it. In honor of Sex Timber. Yes. I have a hot take to share. I think Ginitalia would be a beautiful name for a girl and I will say nothing else on the matter. Love you guys. Jenny. Jenny will tell you anything you ask her. Oh, Jenny. Jenny is a open book. Jenny would tell you anything she wanted to hear from her. It’s a flesh book. Both both sides of the book are flesh and they open. Oh god. Um I agree with this take. What? I’m not I’m I think it’s a beautiful name. I think it’s a beautiful word. I wouldn’t be so bold as to do this to a daughter. I would not I would not I I don’t think anybody should actually follow through. I’m just saying the word genitalia sounds like a sophisticated name and Jenny is what you could call it. Well, Jenna. Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. Jenna will tell you. Hold on. Is Jenna short for Jenna? Tell you. Oh my god. Is there something we did we not know? Oh, it’s Virginia. So, even better. Virgin. Yeah. Okay. Great. Has anyone ever called you like maybe a bully or just a snarky friend? Genitalia? No, it’s never come up in conversation. It’s never come up in conversation. Not that way. Okay. Uh, should it should it? Uh, well, it has now. Well, it has now. Jenna tell you. Jenna Jenna tell you. Jenna tell you ain’t Jenna tell you. So when next time we’re together which is often and someone asks us a question which is often and we don’t know the answer which is often but you do which is often we now know what we are going to say often. Genitalia genitalia. You got you can’t put a pause in genitalia. Genital genitalia. Genitalia. Genitalia. Genitalia. You know what? Yes. Absolutely. Please do that. We are just gonna be saying genitalia whenever someone asks us a question. Hey, I’ll tell you one thing. People stop asking us questions. What? I asked them a question and they responded with genitalia. Well, so we’ve broken the seal with a playful little I don’t know if it’s sincere, but we’ve gotten through it. It’s It’s uh That was the Heyman question, right? Uhhuh. Y So, we can move on. Now, we got to go through the mucus plug. That’s something that happens uh before the baby comes out. Yeah, that’s not time for sex. Yes, it is. Not right. Not when you’re in labor. I know sometimes sex can induce labor, but so can u some drug. I can’t remember what it is. Ptocin. Ptocin. Yeah. You’re holding yourself as if you’re cradling your own baby. You said mucus plug and I lost my appetite. Sorry. Sorry. I just feel like because I gave a warning at the beginning, I can say anything and it can be edifying. Having sex while pregnant. Oh, that’s good. Is totally fine. But I Hold on. Did I see an ultrasound? That’s fake. of a baby when sex was being had. Yes. Okay. That No. No. No. No. No. I didn’t. I didn’t say that out loud. I’m getting it confused. I saw footage of an ultrasound of a the mom laughing hysterically. Okay. Well, that’s a quite a different scenario. But when I first saw it, I thought I was watching because of the jostling. Yeah. I thought I was watching sex happen on an ultrasound, but then then I read the caption. Always read the caption. And by the way, and then don’t talk about I don’t know why I shared it in that way because basically now that you brought it up, laughing while pregnant is a good thing. And sex while pregnant is a good thing. And just so you understand, even though I once heard a really bad joke as a as a as a middle schooler about say it, an inro child grabbing the head of a penis. Uh I’m not going to repeat the joke because I also don’t remember the setup or the punch line, but that can’t happen. Okay? I don’t care how well endowed you are, there is a there’s something called the cervix, right? That’s separating where the baby is being held and the vagina where the penis is penetrating. And so unless if the baby’s being born that what you don’t have sex at that point, I I bet you somebody has because when you have they don’t come out hand first grabbing stuff. The baby comes out head first. You might poke it on top of its soft skull and then that point you’d be like, “And first of all, if you can if you can tap a baby on your head with your penis during sex, congratulations.” Um, something I never thought I’d say. Thank you. Listen, can I go to the next voice? No, no, no. Not yet. Not yet. Because I want to I want I don’t know how we got here. I want to press the point a little mucus. I want to press the point a little bit. Okay. Um, when a a mom re is desperate to have that baby, Mhm. they they become more open to things. And certainly people talk about having sex in order to accelerate uh not delivery but labor. Labor. Semen can induce labor. Okay. It then follows that some people, some some mom moms to be have shown up at the hospital and they’ve been frustrated. Sometimes the hospital’s like, “You know what? You’re not ready. We’re going to send you away.” And then you put two and three together, what are you going to get? Five. You’re going to get sex in the hospital. That’s not advice though. that then if it continued through like the first contraction I I’m just saying I bet it’s happened. Anything’s anything that could happen has probably happened. I bet it’s happened. It’s probably happened now. I you know I have nothing to do with that but I just wanted I just wanted I’m not responsible for it that it’s if people have sexual relations in a hospital I got nothing to do with it. And then that wild J will tell you delivering a baby. J will tell you I got nothing to do with. She was with me the whole time. I got alibi. By show of hands, do you agree? I don’t remember this last part, but yes. Okay, good. Let’s hear another voicemail. Okay. Hi guys, my name is Sierra, a longtime listener. Love you guys. And I did have a question for Sextember. Um, I know you guys got married to your wives like a yearish apart or some some uh decent amount of time apart. And all of that to say, obviously Link had sex first. So, I was wondering based on like Re’s personality, I would have thought that as soon as, you know, Link got back from the honeymoon or soon thereafter, he would have bombarded um you Link with questions about um how I how it went. I guess I don’t know. I was just curious if um that was something that was actually discussed between you guys since there was like a significant period between when Link was able to h begin having sex with his wife versus when Rhett got to have sex with his wife. Uh thanks guys. Love you. Yeah, man. I I mean I had an entire year, not an entire year. No, an entire year. An entire year. 27th almost exact June 3rd of the next year. Huh? I had over a year a head start on you. Yeah. And now that this is being brought up, I feel like I got a bone to pick with you because if this was the other way around Uhhuh. I You know me, I would have been giving you a playbyplay. I would have told I would have told you everything that you needed to know. As far as I remember, you didn’t tell me a damn thing. I don’t remember telling you a damn thing because I was looking out for you, you know. I I didn’t want to make you stumble. I think that I didn’t want you were trying to be celibate. I think you were a little squirly. I think you were a little squirly about talking about sex at that point. I think I was and and I would have definitely been like let me give you the highlights. I don’t want to talk I don’t want you to stumble now. I don’t want to tell you too much that you start stumbling. Don’t don’t start masturbating again. I didn’t want to rub it in. So you would, I guess, start rubbing it out or have sex with your um what was she called then? She was called it fiance. Fiance. Yeah. Um plus you didn’t tell me anything. It was it was um I think I was pretty private about it. You were? You know, it wasn’t And I think you might have been too. I think we both might have been pretty private about it. I was less private, man. less private about that kind of stuff. That’s that has to be true. Um because I would I would talk to you about other you know other adventures but you yeah you also wouldn’t you you didn’t like question me like according to the caller the assumption was that you would corner me and barrage me with questions. I think I was just trying to be sensitive. It is kind of hard to say. I I think it was a long time ago. It’s a long It’s 26 years ago and I kind of fell off the map a little bit. I mean, we went from seeing each other all the time to then I got married and I moved out and you were still living on the edge of campus in that apartment with like all of these guys rotating. Our lives for that year until you got married were like the most different. That was that was the the window of most difference and unparalleledness in our entire lives. If you think about it, I Christy was starting a job. We had moved into a house. We we were taking care of a dog. We were just overwhelmed with year one of marriage. And Christy and I talk, we always use it as an opportunity with like newlyweds to say it gets better. If it’s anything like our first year of marriage, you better hope it gets better because ours was ours. There was so much we had to figure out. And yes, we were figuring out sex for the not figuring out enough to to tutor anybody else. Uh-uh. Definitely not. It was a difficult little window of time where so much was changing. So, I’m going to put a lot of it on that cuz then you got married and our lives got parallel again. Mhm. Then we, you know, we were still doing our stuff. We We lived the furthest apart after we got married cuz we were in Chapel Hill. You were in Apex. That was the furthest. That’s the furthest apart we ever lived. Yeah. Before 1984. That’s right. Right. But we got to Well, we had an appointment, but we were working once a week. We would get together. Yeah. But hold on. We got We got to keep this on the sex topic. We’re getting a little off sex topic. Yep. Yep. Yep. So, the Yeah, I didn’t I I wasn’t gushing about it. Were you gushing at all? I was gushing. Okay. As much as you thought you would. Sure. Sure. Sure, buddy. I mean, I didn’t know that there’d be a there’d be a dog watching. You know, we were taking care of a warmer runner. A big one. A Yeah. He could he could be he could sit and still have have eye level with with And they have a judgy look. Mhm. So, he slept at the foot of the bed. Winewers are very uh you know, regal. But we didn’t put him out. That’s all you got. And he wasn’t even our dog. So it it I mean as sensitive you put him out of the room. Mm-m. He he was crate trained, right? He had he was on a bed. Yeah. He went in a crate in the garage. Having sex in front of your own dog is one thing. Having sex in front of somebody else’s dog feels like something you got to ask permission for. Feels like something you got to talk to the owners about. Yeah. I didn’t ask permission for that. Or the things your dog has seen. Oh yeah. If dogs could talk, boy, I would have sex in front of somebody else’s dog. For as much as we talked about it, not much there. I’d have sex in front of somebody else’s reptile pet, but I don’t think I would house it for somebody who owns a reptile, so it probably would never happen. Mhm. I recommend it. Which part? All of it. Sleep is so important to me. Yeah. Well, you’re in bed like by 9 or 9:30 every night cuz you love to sleep so much. I mean, sometimes 8:45, 10:30 for me. I I love it. You know, some nights you just collapse into bed and instead of actually resting, you toss and turn, waking up sore the next morning or you just feel blah the next day. Yes, those nights are the worst. But thanks to my new Lisa mattress, those nights are a thing of the past. 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Promo code ear for 20% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off. Support Earbiscuits and let them know we sent you after checkout. Lisa.com, promo code ear. Next question. Hi, Lincoln Red. This is Matt from Northern Alberta, Canada, calling about a question I have for you guys. Um, I want to know what is your most embarrassing slashc cringey moment in the bedroom besides peeing the bed. Uh, love you guys. Bye. Most embarrassing slashc cringey moment in a sexual sphere is really what she’s asking. You never been embarrassed. You never I mean come on there there’s always the baseline a an an illtimed poot. Yeah. So I mean I’m just trying to think of something besides an a fart. Whoops. um which has happened. I’ll just take credit for all of them. It when when when a fart happens during sex, yeah, I tend I officially take credit for all the farts. Takes credit for all of them that have taken place in my bedroom. I tend to think of them as butt queefs in a sexual context and that makes them okay. Okay, that helps me. So, take that take that as you will. Of course, there’s been some that helps you. There’s been some illtimed um vomit emissions. Okay, go. Maybe call it early admission. The early admission process. Okay. Was it got the Regal card or whatever? You apply to you apply to you apply early to college. That’s the early admission. Early emission is something when you uh apply yourself a little too early in the bedroom and what you thought might have been a little bit more fun times ends up being more cuddling than you were planning on. Uhhuh. Yeah. You know, it happens. Um there’s also the opposite which some refer to as the whiskey dick. Yep. Okay. Uh that’s nothing to complain about though for whatever substance. Well, yeah. I mean, if it’s an extreme one, if it’s just just flopping around. Oh, well, if you you’re losing your erection like a you know, like a wind sock at a local airport. But if you’re talking about like a SSR SSRI induced um endurance, well, there’s a that’s just something to be embraced. Well, of course I’m not talking about that. But there’s a with anything like that, it can you can go too far and then you’re just, you know, you you’re not contributing. Well, there’s that um that’s frustrating. There’s that religious philosophy of some kind, some I don’t know what it is. It’s those people who think that you basically get right to the edge of ejaculation and then you hold it and you keep the energy and you take that into your life. And so these people are always having sex but never coming. What? Yes. You blue balls. You know, we heard about this through a person through a person who knew a person. It was like several steps removed from somebody we didn’t know. But they were blueballing it all the time for for spiritual enhancement. And it could be for athletic enhancement. It could be for like I I’ve heard it for many reasons, but I can’t say I’ve ever tried it. The moment I start thinking about trying it there are other factors that override that decision. Yeah. I don’t think all of biology, evolutions, I don’t think it works. I don’t think you can be like, I got to pitch I got to pitch a big game tomorrow. I’m not going to come tonight really. Like I mean that’s superstition, man. I don’t think that does any that does that have any I mean well it relaxes you. There’s a reason why you just you go to sleep but there’s also postcoidus clarity. Oh yeah right. So that’s a positive like mental, you get mental clarity, but you get physical just floppiness. So you want to be able to physically perform, you got to you got to stop short. But if you want to mentally perform, you got to go all the way if you want to make decisions. But half of the battle in a physical performance is the mental aspect. They know, you know, the best it just kind of it made me think of the tangential property of good love making, which is the ability to be able to make sound decisions while making love. And I’m talking about the love making process. Yeah. Okay. Like there are times if we’re going on a romantic trip, I’ll try to map things out in my head. I’ll try to have a plan and I’ll hold on to it loosely, but something that just like strings things out so the you know when when the passion really spikes a little redirection. Yeah. Yeah. A little something different. Let’s go make a coffee. Now that’s an interesting one. That’s a real That’s a real left turn. Sometimes if you want to stretch it out to be like an a an afternoon and an evening affair. At a certain point, you’re just like saying, you know what? I’mma hop up and I’m gonna make a coffee. I I have done that. And then the making of the coffee is part of the love making. Okay. So, are you talking about a kurrig? Because that’s not very sexy. Are you talking about like an espresso machine and now a real espresso machine? That’s got a vibration to it. That’s sexy. That’s a sexy. But then it also That’s pretty sexy. The grinding of the beans. The grinding is sexy. Oh yeah, you want to grind that bean. That’s not sexy. Uh, that’s scary. Kurrig is not sexy, though. I think maybe a Nespresso has a slightly sexier sound because it’s more Italian. Yeah, Clooney was a spokesman for that. Yeah, sexy guy. So, okay. So, yeah, I’m getting I’m getting into unsolicited love making tips. Midsex coffee. And it might it might be let’s let’s go over here and look out the window. We’ve kind of gotten off track a little bit cuz you what what was your answer for the cringiest moment? Oh, I’m deflecting. Okay. How am I going to tell I’m not allowed to tell this story completely. Well, that’s not funny. But but if you don’t put it on Tik Tok or Facebook or whatever we put all the the clips on then and if I tell it in the right way, then I won’t get in trouble. And yeah, I think this I’ll make this my story to tell. Why don’t you just make it like you were with somebody else besides your wife and then and then we’ll put we’ll put that on TikTok. It wasn’t about you, honey. As far as anyone knows, you weren’t there. I was trying to protect you. Why do you use that voice? It’s like that’s now become like that that’s that’s the energy I’m channeling. That’s how I imagine you arguing with Christie. Didn’t I tell you I was trying to protect you? Um, I was Where did this story start? Well, I’m going to start I’m going to start a little late. Um, after coffee. I Yeah, this is after after the second coffee. This is after coffee and uh I was uh I was rumaging around, you know, doing an inspection. I’m just I’m I’m trying to use uh terms to obuscate the specifics and kind of inspection. I you know, it’s like uh you know, you got to look under the hood. Okay. All right. Right. And um uh it was involved. I was I was I was very involved and um and then I just needed a little breather and I paras I periscoped up just to get a little breather. you know how uh how how how you do in uh Mhm. the submarine and based on the reaction I got from I was like what what’s what’s wrong what and um my face was covered in blood. just just I mean I mean I was like what I didn’t know I was like what and then I’m like touching my face and there’s like I mean like and I’m not and I mean it was just all types okay you got to keep all types of blood keep going keep going with the story I know where this goes and um come to realize just to fast forward to the end uh Uh it was two weeks earlier. I had gone scuba diving and I had uh a s one of my sinuses I need to go make a coffee erupted. One of my sinuses kind of exploded and it was it was really painful at the time and then um what the I mean just the pressure and then I didn’t I didn’t equalize. It happens. And it boy, it it really it really hurt and it felt like my eyeball was going to was going to explode out of my skull. But then I mean the next day I was pretty much fine I think. And then two weeks later to the day to the moment that I was um you know scuba diving in a different way. Yeah. Uh it’s just my sinus released all of this uh yeah injury like a blood clot. It released a blood clot which is this is so unpleasant which is very healthy to do but um it scared the [ ] out of us. I didn’t cuz you didn’t know where it was coming from Yeah. And it was like it was a lot. It was a lot. And um but you know what at that point it was like you know what I’m going to take a shower and and but maybe both of you and maybe that could be sexy. Yeah. It No, there had to be a complete stoppage of play, you know. Oh yeah. There was a complete stoppage of play and it was like okay we’re going to you know what we’re going to cover the field. We’re going to cover the cover they bring the guys out to cover the field. people go to a snack bar, right? Yeah. It’s like I don’t know if we I don’t know if we’re gonna have to reschedule this till tomorrow. Yeah. Rain delay, so to speak. But yeah, it it it it took over an hour to uh just get get back to a place where we could forget that happened. Was this at home? No, this was on a trip. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If it was at home, you probably just would have been like, “Right, cancel cancel the game.” Yes. Exactly. But you were on vacation like we got to make up for this. We were. Yeah, we were uh we were on a romantic uh weekend away. Oh, you ruined it. That was wild. I mean, you asked I haven’t had anything like that happen. Thank God. It It’s funny. You know, it’s funny. I thought we talked. I’m sorry. It was so gross. It was all on you, though. I had to share it. It was all on you. It was all I mean, it was actually was a little bit on her, too. But it’s it’s I didn’t say that. It was your fault, but yeah. Okay. Uh, yeah, I’d have nothing to beat that. Let’s hear another one. Hey, boys. I just had a question. Um, what is a fun and creative way to break out of a dry spell? You know, these things can happen from time to time. No fault from either partner, but I’m just trying to think of a fun and creative way that I can do that my partner will not be able to say no to. All right, love you guys. This is Alex from Sanford. Bye. From Sanford. Sanford, North Carolina. Sanford, North Carolina. Or there’s other Sanford. There’s other Sanfords. Uh, we’re going to assume North Carolina. Okay. Dry spells. First of all, um, something that your partner can’t say no to. I mean, let’s just be I mean, you know, no still means no, even within the context of a relationship, but I know what you mean, baby. I got this blood clot that’s ready to just blast. Um, do you want to be the recipient or not? Because the because it’s ripe. I think that’s what I might say if I think we can bypass there. There’s stuff that you might hear if you were to like ask AI the question, right? Like, okay, role play, sex toys, get one of those games that like makes you talk sexy to each other. What the you sure those are all good. You can do those if you want. But you said something that she can’t say no to. So, this is tough when I mean I don’t have an answer. So, I’m going I’m going to give a little preface and then maybe you have the answer cuz I but I just want to acknowledge that like he said, you know, life is complicated and sometimes it’s it’s nobody’s it’s nobody’s fault. And I it’s probably a good idea for it not to be about fault when you’re trying to rebuild a a bridge. And that it might not be a you might not have to cross a relational chasm but just the practical chasm could you know a little crack the practicalities can turn into a chasm. You know life gets in the way of the things that we um that that matter to us but also feel good. You know, it sex can become expendable because it seems like it’s just like icing on top and it you can start to feel like that it’s it’s it’s easy to depprioritize it because you can technically go without it, right? But then um you know and you got to you you you got to be in touch with your needs and if you’re able to be in touch with your partner’s needs there’s lots of complications here and I think this is a very common thing. Um, you know, I’ve certainly experienced that. There’s and there’s different phases of there’s different seasons of life where you might be hit with something that it we’re not just talking about weeks. We’re we might be talking about months. You know, life throws all types of things at you. And having a mentality of recapturing intimacy is is important. And I and I do think that timing and circumstances are so huge in this. and that there’s so much good advice out there that, you know, I I just think it’s not the type of thing that we should get discouraged and let it let it create more of a more of a chasm than necessary. You know, let’s dstigmatize this. That’s all I’m trying to do. But in terms of like giving like really helpful, wellthoughtout, educated advice, you can there’s a plethora of that out there. Matter of fact, there’s a there’s an there’s a Instagram that I’m going to look up and I’ll recommend at the end of this thing. But I just wanted to give that as a preface because I just I just feel the energy that this is this is this is a part of relationships. But now come up with something that’s either really good or at least really funny to say. Well, before we get to that. Okay. Yeah. I think that the the oversimplified answer to this is talking about it right there is communicating about it um in a way that is not like you said blameoriented. like, you know, we’re not having sex right now, says the person who wants to to the person who seems like they don’t. Mhm. Is a pretty common thing, right? Um, and I think that there’s a if you’re the partner who’s like, I wish there was more sex in this relationship. um then I think that approaching it from an accusatory standpoint is not that is not the way. Mhm. But I do think that bringing it up and letting your your perspective be known and your needs be known is important so you can have a conversation about it because I do think that there there are times when there are things that get in the way and it doesn’t you it almost begins to seem like well this that feels like it’s going to be a little bit of work right now that I don’t want to do like you can start seeing sex as that right. Mhm. And so I agree if if you find yourself in that situation, beginning to actually have a conversation about it, I think is the most important step. Like that’s the seal that needs to be broken. If you’re not communicating about it, which I do think is also common, right? Lots of time can pass and then it can be like, well, we’re not really talking about it and I now I don’t know how to talk about it. Um, but if you’re looking for like a irresistant something your wife can’t say no to, I think we’ve employed this type of of um tool before. I think maybe we were just really impacted by those scared straight that scared straight TV show where they would bring the military guy in the van and he would come and take your kid uh and try to get get your get the kid to you what you doing like what you looking up? Uh I was just looking on Instagram. No, I was trying to find that thing. I’m listening. Um I’m trying to find the the Instagram people though. I’m trying to remember the the situation that we talked about this. I feel like c can you hire someone who’s a sergeant slaughter type character, you know, military personality, but sexy military personality. So, kind of like a dom situation. Mhm. But this person enters into your abode to tell you both to have sex. They don’t watch. It’s not like a dog that you’re that you’re babysitting, but they but it’s you hire somebody to basically command you like this will definitely work. The sex police have them come out of the closet. The sex police like you have been selected. You have been selected by the government. This might be a little bit too close to home with what’s happening in our country at this point. Selected by the government random random police officers coming into people’s homes. So maybe this isn’t maybe it shouldn’t be uh police, but it’s some kind of like sex uh authority that shows up and says like and you hire them and they just show up and they come there like if you don’t come you’re coming with me or something like that. There’s something and then and then they leave and they’ve given you maybe some tools or something, you know, they like have a trunk. They they have a trunk of very clean things. So, it’s like a singing telegram, but instead of singing, they’re berating you about having sex. Yeah. And you’re left with no choice. After they leave, after they walk out, they’re like, “You’re so horny at that point.” You’re like, “Listen, if we don’t have sex, we’re going to get in trouble. We’re going to be in trouble with that lady or man or whoever it was. You can select it from a website, whatever you want, whatever.” There’s nothing like feeling physically threatened to make you want to just just route each other. There’s a trunk of toys. There’s a trunk of toys. Uh I just don’t think it should be I mean it’s got to it’s got to be tailored to whatever she’s into. I mean, you know, some people might want a fireman to show up. Some people might want um a dentist to show up. Okay, I like this. What if it is a scenario? Now, interestingly enough, um I hopefully we will uh I don’t know exactly when we’re going to experience this thing. I can’t remember when it is, but we we we’ve got like an experience coming up that you know the one it’s not sexual, the one that Jesse signed us all up for that we’re going to that I look forward to talking about after it happens. But novel experiences and sort of roleplaying scenarios. I think that, you know, you can hire somebody to come to your house and do like a party game, like a like a clue or a murder mystery. They come to your house and they like they’re trained to like lead people through it or whatever. There’s got to be somebody who can come and basically come to your house and convince you that you’re the only two people left and for the sake of the planet you have to have sex or something. You choose your own adventure and you and you do it together and you’d be like, “Okay, this doesn’t sound like Thursday night like throwing moisture on a dry spell.” This sounds like something that like if if you’re just doing if you’re if you’ve done everything that you can think of, then you got to bring in someone to another person to roll. I’m just saying, why not go all the way out of your dry spell? Can the Can the drill sergeant just be a sex therapist? That’s That’s not as fun as the scenarios that I’m envisioning. All right, I’m Let’s throw a waterfall on your dry. He said the funny He said the funny one. So, Sergeant Slaughter is I agree that that was funny. That’s what I agree about that. All right. Maybe we should start a business. What if we showed up and told you to have sex? Would Would you? And Jenna comes with Jenny will tell you Jenna tell you to have sex. It’s just It’s just Jenna. Yeah, this is Jenna. Jenna shows up and Jenna Jenn we’re we’re stay in the car. We’re her getaway people. We have a van that has her picture on the side of it that just says Jenna tell you to have sex and Jenny comes in and says y’all have sex now or whatever however you want to say it. Okay. Yeah. Say it how I and there’s and you leave a trunk. Yes. And we’ve upcharged on that big time. The leaving the trunk or Yeah. Okay. We’ve sold it to them. Well, it’s like the thing it’s like the mini bar in your hotel room. If you use it, you you pay for it. Yes. Yeah. Obviously, because then we have a cleanup crew that comes in afterward. We got microchips on everything. Mhm. We got microchips on every toy. We know if you used it. You can’t hide it. You can’t We don’t have cameras cuz we’re not those kinds of guys. We got microchips. Right. Next, next voicemail. Hi, Reink. My name is Christmas from and I’m from Utah. My question is Christmas. Mhm. This is for Sexmber. My question for Sexmber is, where is the wildest place you guys have had sex with your wives? Love you guys. Bye. Christmas from Utah. Okay. It’s always Christmas in Utah. What’s the wildest place that you’ve ever made a sex encounter? The wildest place. I don’t Jesse and I don’t tend to be um we usually are like let’s just go home. There’s a nice bed there. Yeah. You know what I mean? Um Yeah. But I mean, we’ve done I There’s been a couple of vehicular encounters. I’m a big man, though. You know, vehicular [ ] slaughter. Okay. All right. You said it. Um Hey, that’s why that’s why they call me Sergeant Slaughter. Um sorry y’all. It’s just I’ve done that. I’ve done that. I put a warning at the beginning. I’ve done that a couple of times and it my Here’s my assessment of Car Sex. Less fun than you thought it would be. Yeah, that’s true. But it’s fun. It’s It’s fun novel in a novel way. There’s only so many places around these parts where you can get to a place where you feel like you could have sex in a car, which brings This ain’t North Carolina anymore. Yeah. to the I mean when the kids were younger and we go out on a date sometime I’d be like let’s just not go back home then you’re going to talk to the babysitter for 30 minutes 45 minutes. Those are different days for sure. If we go home you’re going to talk to the babysitter for 30 minutes. Yeah. And my wife will talk to a babysitter and then and then I’m just going to be I’m going to be upstairs just waiting waiting naked on the bed with a coffee. Yeah. Just making coffee. So that’s I would use that. I mean that was a compelling argument which led to the Boy Scout encounter which I’ve told before. I’m not telling that one again. You can look that one up. But yeah, um it wasn’t dark and uh they were coming down a trail and uh I just thought it was the dead end of a a road out in the wilderness in the mountains. Yep. Um, but uh what’s the wildest place? I mean, a construction site, but still in the car. Oh, you didn’t go you didn’t like going to a half-framed house? No, it was more of like they were breaking ground and you parked there. Yeah, but there were like mounds of dirt. I got you. I turned you on. I got mounds. We parked behind a mound of dirt. Okay. This is back in North Carolina. Well, of course. Also, broad daylight. I don’t know. I just I think that’s I think that’s fun. Um Yeah. Risky. Yeah. I’m not That’s That’s not me, man. Foreman shows up. Um there was a hiking situation that uh did not was not carried out to completion. Um, I’m trying to remember that was out here. There’s a hiking situation. Hiking. Yeah. Where there was a place where there was side trails. Mhm. And we got to a place and now, first of all, we didn’t have a blanket. We weren’t ready there and there wasn’t going to be any lying down. So, but there was a uh there was a a height there’s a height difference between my wife and I. I’m 6’7. She’s 5’3. Yeah. So, we had to find uneven ground. Even you know, I got to perch her up on a mound. Okay. A boulder and uh so that commenced and then we would like hear somebody we would hear somebody on the trail, the main trail, right? And then you like stop. Yeah. And then and then after like three or four times of this Yeah. I was like, “This was fun, but I feel like I’ve gotten all I need out of it right now. We can finish this later.” So I like back in the car. So the fact that we could have been caught by people, maybe Boy Scouts. Mhm. Um that’s probably the cra that’s probably the craziest thing that that has happened. I told you recently though that we were on a um an international flight or maybe it was a it was a flight where there was a big bathroom. Mhm. It was a I I went into the bathroom at the front of the plane and I was like this bathroom is large enough to have sex in. That’s the first thing I thought because most plane bathrooms are just large enough for half of you. I can’t even have sex with myself in most of them. Okay. You know, fair enough. And um uh but I went in there and I was like, they need to put that sign up there on it like no smoking, no vaping, no masturbation. God. Uh but this one was big enough. And I thought for a second if there was ever a chance to enter the mile high club that this would be it. But then I was like, but I’m not. Just for the story, maybe maybe it would have been worth it. But I didn’t. So, I haven’t done that yet. Yep. You’d be telling that story right now. Should have done it. Um, can you get kicked off a plane for that? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. The uh Yeah, they’ll they’ll ground a plane um before its destination, too. if there’s not already like a what a air marshal on boards that can arrest you for having if you have sex with your partner in a bathroom on the plane they will ground it they will ground it and yeah even if you’re quick about it I think it depends it depends on the how cool everyone is I suppose but yeah you could it’s a federal Yeah you’ll get in trouble yeah there is a couple that did it in their seats what yeah they were under a blanket in their seats and like Yeah, that’s too much. Uhhuh. That’s too much. Cuz then you’re involving other people. Yeah. I would I wouldn’t I wouldn’t do What about What about in a restaurant bathroom? That’s not illegal, right? Well, technically, yes, but they won’t. They usually won’t call the police for that. They’ll just kick you out of the room. Yeah. They’ll just be like, “Come on, guys.” But they didn’t know. They never found out. I’ve been kicked out of a bathroom before, but but because uh not for that, but for implied. It was implied that that’s what I was doing. And I was like cuz um well it was a it was a gay club and my friend and I went in there at the same time because we the line was long and we’re like we’ll just go and it was a one stall. I was like we’ll just wait for each other to pee and rotate. Mhm. Uh and we got kicked out. It was implied that we were they were just waiting to see two people come in there. Yeah. Yeah. It was either implied that we were having sex, we were doing drugs and I was like I promise we weren’t. We just were pink and then rotating. Okay. But you still get kicked out. Yeah. Didn’t know that. Yeah. I also feel like that’s something. It’s like when you’re younger, you do it more in other places because you can’t go home and have relations. Yeah. So, you’re like, “We got to find a spot to do.” I wasn’t having sex at that point in my life. That was a college baseball field was mine. My most target dressing room just on the pitcher mail. Uh, it was on the third base. Third baseline. Solid. Yeah. What? Yeah. This is at night I assume. The turf. It wasn’t great for my knees. It was fun though. Didn’t it tell you about the time? Didn’t it tell you? Didn’t it tell you about third base? That’s I mean that is a wide open space. People could enter from any there’s so many points of view of of a of that. Well, yeah. I mean, there’s like half seconds at the 50 yard line at your That’s amazing. You know, on a football field. That is amazing. I mean, that is that is like like almost exhibitionist like something the lights can come on at any time like all the lights. Was it that would have been crazy. Was it I’m gonna ask a followup. You don’t have to answer it. All right. Um, was this premeditated or was this imp like impulsive? Impulsive. Just like here we go. Yep. Wow. That’s awesome. That’s awesome. Now, Target dressing rooms are rickety. Yes. And like you stand but they don’t even like Target restroom like you can see the it’s like a bathroom stall. You can see the feet next to you. No, some of them have doors. No, they close all the way. I’ve done some sexual I’ve had some sexual contact with my wife in a dressing room. Okay. Not full on. You’re already changing. You’re already changing and you might need someone in there to help you. And the door went all the way down and you’re just quiet. Just quiet. Similar heights also help. Mhm. Yeah. Well, there is a little bench though. That’s true. There’s a little bench. Yeah, there was a um it was a rest. It was a it was a nice restaurant, but it had um it was one of those restaurants that it had closets that were just stalls, unisex. They were unisex. And then there wasn’t a And then the sinks were out front for everyone to see. So you’d come out of a closet and then you would wash your hand in a communal space. And uh yeah, I there was a little hey, go to the far one and then when you hear a knock, when you hear the the special knock, unlock the door and I will enter. So, we didn’t enter at the same time. There was a whole there was a whole charade of well I’m entering this this I’m going in the bathroom by myself and I’m going to the far stall and giving it a knocky knock. No one’s answering so I guess it’s empty. I’m going to go in there. Right. And then and then you do the reverse on the way out. Oh, you did the reverse inside. What’s the reverse? The reverse on the way out is the uh Okay. So, we exited one at a time. All right. So, you had sex in a restaurant bathroom. I know what restaurant you’re talking about. It wasn’t cuz I recommended it to you. It wasn’t while it was while you were sex. Did you recommend it for sex or for the food? You did. Oh. Uh yeah, for the food is great is what? The food is great. It’s one of our favorite restaurants and I want it to stay that way. So, I’m not going to say what it was. It wasn’t a great sex bathroom. Like it wasn’t it wasn’t moody enough. So, but it was a little It almost felt a little skanky. Can you tell me the Just tell me how you did it. Um, hands on sink, I think. Oh, it had a sink in there. Sinks were on the outside. Well, then crap. Maybe it was a railing. I mean there ain’t no touching of toilet. That’s if that’s what you’re asking. That’s what I was making sure. Staying away from the toilet, right? Maybe one leg up on toilet seat. Okay. It’s been a long time since we’ve been down that road. Public sex. Yeah. Got to go got to get back into that. Okay. Well, there you have it. Uh, nothing too exciting except I mean, Jenith’s third base, I think, is crazy. That’s a good one. I mean, what Yeah. What? So, you was he a third baseman? No, he was an outfielder. Damn. So, but did you did you literally like round first base, second base, third base, and so you’re on your way home? you and then you literally did home base pre before you got to home base. Did you Did you do that? Did you follow the nomenclature? Let’s take a walk around the bases and do what each of them We did not do that. No, because they had sex on third base, which doesn’t make the baseline. She said the baseline. They were on their way to home. On your way home and they didn’t they didn’t make it. They prematurely homebased. What is like first base is what? kissing. This is controversial. I know we’ve talked. I think you got to start. Home run is penetrative. Why weren’t you on the home plate? I mean, it’s just it was right there. It’s dirty. It’s dirty there. Yeah. Yeah. We didn’t We weren’t on the dirt. We were on the turf. Turf. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, he didn’t bring out one of those like umpire brooms like that would have been great. So, you got to work your way backwards if you’re h if you’re having intercourse at home plate. Then I’ve always thought I just think that third base is oral. Second base is hands is is hand jobs slash fingering. Okay. And first base is kissing. Does that feel like a good system? I think that’s a good system. Yeah, that that’s what I I mean that’s a good that’s that’s a way to spice things up. Let’s go to a Let’s go to an abandoned ball field and doesn’t have to be abandoned. Well, you don’t want anybody to be You don’t get tennis. Currently, no one is playing a game there yet. Yeah. No one There were no games a little bit too wild. That is wild. I am so jealous. You’ll get kicked out if there’s a game going on. Jealous. You also won’t get to second base. I mean, you probably won’t get to first. I almost I almost like baseball now. Like that’s what your story’s done for me. I’m like, I think I might be a baseball fan. It is the best field to have sex on, I think, because if you’re on a football field, you got to come up with 10 different things to do if you’re going to go down from endzone to endzone. If you’re doing like a full field drive you know, um basketball, what’s a three-pointer? I don’t even know. It’s also wood. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um let’s move on. We’re We got We’re We’re getting to some good stuff, I guess. Yeah. Brace yourselves. Hey guys, so excited for Sextember this year. Uh now, I won’t say my name for sake of my partner, but basically my boyfriend has a thing for uh flatulence. And as a certified gassy girl, I find this just delightful. But of course, there is some shame about this. So, I was just wondering if you could just give him a little assurance, maybe a little pep talk so we can uh break the stigma around this for his sake. Thanks. So, he’s a he’s a fart man. He likes he likes the farts. Okay. And um Well, I feel like I already blew my best advice with the like, you know, the butt queef. You did. You did a little bit. I think that’s it. I really do. Um, we’re supposed to give him a pep talk. Hey, you like what you like, buddy? Because he likes it, but he doesn’t want to. He feels a little embarrassed about it. Here’s the thing. And apparently, she likes it. The There’s nothing to be ashamed about here, buddy. This is all just a stigma that we’ve created. Think about it. The body is a tube, right? You got one end, got a little mouth on it. You got the other end, you got a little [ ] on it. For some reason, at some point, we determined that all the noises that come out of this part are fine. Right. Right. And then if the other end of the tube makes noises, oh, that we’re ashamed of it. But what? Think about all the things that a a rectum can do. Think of all the noises it can make, all the pitches it can hit. Some people can play music with it. Maybe you should work on that. Oh, yeah. A little a little symphony. It’s not that anything is wrong with you. It’s that something’s wrong with all the rest of us. Yep. We need to get more comfortable. It’s just flesh flapping. You know, flesh flapping is that’s a sexy thing if you think about it that way. There’s all types of flaps of flesh that can flap. And let your flesh flap flap. That’s what I’m saying. Let all your flesh flaps flap. If you’re into it, get into it, baby. [Laughter] Next voicemail. I think we solved it. Hi, written link. My name is Fox and it is sex timber as I am sending this to you. So, I have a nice sex timber question for you. I have been in a friendship, we’ll say, with somebody, for a little over a year now. And at first wasn’t super interested, but things get pretty hot and heavy. and I really have a crush on them and they feel the same way about me but they are polyamorous and I am monogamous very much so. Um so that’s one of the main reasons why we have decided not to date each other. Um, but the more we are not dating each other, the more I want to actually have a relationship with him, I just am not comfortable having sex with multiple partners at one time all together. Um, all together. So, I guess I’m just asking for advice. What advice do you have? Do you have advice for how to get more comfortable with that or what I should do in this situation? Should I just leave it? Um, just cut it down to just friends. I don’t really want to though. Um, but yeah, again, my name is Fox and I love you guys. And also, I would love to hear Jenna and Logan’s thoughts on this as well. All right, Logan here. But that’s fine. We got a first. Logan’s on dispatches. Let’s get some definitions. I don’t think that Fox I don’t think that Fox thinks that polyamory is an orgy. I think that it’s just the way that it was phrased at that one part made it sound like that’s what they thought. Okay. So, let’s assume that that’s not at you are in sexual relationships with multiple people at the same time, not necessarily in the same moment. Um, man, we think about this brother. I don’t, you know, I don’t know, Jenna, your your head was moving all over the place over there. Uh, I’ve been through this uh situation before. Oh, okay. Well, you should talk about it. Uh, it’s it’s tricky. Yeah, you like the person, but they it’s just different viewpoints on uh on sex and moving forward. Um, the person I was seeing made it very clear right off the front that he was Polly, which is totally fine with me, but and we were good in the between stuff. And then uh as things started to get more serious, it was like, okay, well, this is a little too complicated for me cuz then it gets into there’s so many different types of poly relationships as well. So, like there’s so many different scenarios, but he wasn’t like like give me give me an example. Uh cuz I don’t even know what you mean by that. Like, uh some people just have sex with any anybody they want. It’s it’s not so much that as they’ll have multiple people that they they’ll have multiple partnerships, I guess, would be the right way to say it. So, like when he and I first started seeing each other, he told me off the bat he was Polly, but he was not currently in any relationship with any of those uh other people he was seeing. So, at the time, I was like, “We’re just casually dating still. We’re still figuring things out.” And I was unsure how I felt about the whole Polly thing, but was open to the idea. And then as things start to get more serious then it’s like okay it kind of could become a you’re sharing time with someone or you meet the other person in this relationship and then see if that is a like mutual care or does that become sexual and not always not every poly relationship that you have with someone means that you are having sexual relations with the other people in that relationship. Gotcha. So, it eventually we’ve both were like, “This is a little too much. I respect you. I care about you, but I don’t want to move forward kind of thing.” So, I guess it I I would have more questions about what kind of poly Yeah. relationship Fox’s partner is dealing with at the moment. Um, but if there’s already like that’s not something that they want to do, it’s probably best to not move into any move further into feeling mode. Like, right, clearly they’re sexually attracted to each other, that’s one thing. But if you have those stronger feelings connected and you want to form those bonds, but you don’t want to form those bonds when they are with other people, that that’s a that’s a dealbreaker for a lot of people with Paulie. Because if you assume that like the simplest version of this that neither of them are in a relationship with anybody right now, but Fox’s disposition is monogamy and this other person’s disposition is polyamory. I this is I’m totally speaking just off of intuition and some anecdotal evidence, but it seems to me that the only way that it ever seems to work is if you have two people who have a polyamorous disposition before they know each other, who then meet each other and are like, “Yes, we both think this way about relationships and now we’re going to begin conducting a relationship like that.” What happens a lot is you’ve got what’s something that starts as a monogous relationship and then one person decides that they want to be polyamorous um and then tries to talk the other person into it. I mean, it’s how is that ever going to work really? I mean I mean maybe I don’t or you might have two people who are monogamous who then they both sort of independently decide that they want to be polyamorous that also feels like a really difficult situ I’m just I’m not saying I’m not prescribing I’m just saying that feels complicated right so the idea you got somebody who’s like I’m monogous and I’m not if you’re like I’m monogous but I’m going to change my fundamental disposition and POV on relationships for you how how is that how is that going to how is that not destined to be a huge complicating factor in relation in a relationship which already has a bunch of complicating factors because it’s a relationship I I just you know I’m much less comfortable with someone trying to get somebody to be poly when they’re not than getting someone who’s poly to be monogamous like that seems like well if you want to be with me. I’m monogous and that’s the type of relationship I want. So, if you really want that, are you willing to give up that I don’t know if you call it a practice or I don’t know if if people start to see it as an identity of sorts. I I know too little about it to speak about it ex but I you know it’s like if you’re I’m trying the the easiest analogy for me and I don’t think this is a really great analogy probably is that if you’re dating if you’re dating somebody non-exclusively and then you’re moving into an exclusive relationship. It’s like that’s a decision that you might want to make with somebody or you might never want to make because that’s not the type of person you are, but it’s a lot it seems a lot more fraught to ask somebody to become poly than for somebody to consider being monogamous because of, you know, they want to be with you. Yeah. I mean, it’s it’s definitely different because if you’re polyamorous and you try to be monogamous, you might always have that like itch because you just make a lot of connections with people. Uh-huh. Um, and that’s kind of where poly people come into play. They’re like, well, I just can, it’s this thing called compersion where like you don’t get jealousy from seeing your partners with other people. Like you feel like, no, I’m happy that you’re getting this joy or whatever you’re getting out of this other person. Whereas like with monogamy, a lot of times it’s just like no, like you don’t want to share. Like you just feel like how can you have so much room for me when you have room for other people. Mhm. So, I think that either way, if you try to fit either person in a different box, it’s probably just not going to work out. Okay, I hear that. Yeah. Yeah. Tread lightly. I mean, there’s other fish in the sea and they can be a lot less fraught. Yeah. We’re not going to tell you what to do. Take care of yourself and don’t coers anyone else. Yeah. I just think it’s not it’s not a good idea. It’s not a good idea. We’re hearing it’s not a good idea. So, yeah, we’re hearing that. Mhm. You asked and they told you and we listened as well. Uh, do we have maybe have one more? Mhm. Just ending with a banger. Well, hey y’all. My name is Delaney. I’m calling from St. Petersburg, Florida. And I’ve loved you guys since I was in middle school. And now I’m 26 years old. But I just wanted to celebrate Sextember by asking y’all if you guys have ever had any trouble performing or, you know, getting that finish line with your wives and uh what you did to deal with that. I’m currently going through some interesting times with my man and just wanted some fun advice. All right. Well, thank y’all. Happy Sexmber. Bye. Wow. Okay. So, we got to answer this now. You know, the interesting thing about this is that I actually had performance issues at the very beginning of my marriage. I I could see how that makes sense. So, I had there was quite a buildup. Yeah. Yeah. I was 23 years old. So there was I you know there was no physical challenges but I had built up sex so much and sex was incredible and there were no there was no problem like on the night of my wedding which was yes the first time I ever had sex right and the first time that Jesse ever had sex and so I’m not you know in retrospect it wasn’t good sex it was two people who had no idea what they were doing. Just trying to do what they thought they should do. Uh, no one had told me about, you know, the clitoris, the clitoris, however you pronounce it. And no one had told her about it either. I mean, that’s the that’s where we come from, you know. So, I’m not It was It was definitely better for me. I got everything that I needed. But then the honeymoon that next week, there were times when because what what I thought is like we’re gonna have sex five times a day is what I’m thinking, right? I’m I’m making up for all this lost time. Yeah. And then what ended up happening was like the second day that we’re on our honeymoon, I’m noticing I like I’m not able to I I can’t maintain my erection right now. It’s like what is happening? And there was this like mental psyching myself out that happened. And it actually took it took a while to get over that. And the thing and the thing that I I don’t I think it was I was so like overstimulated and there were so many expectations and there was this seeing this thing as this completely almost religiously sacred experience that was could only exist within the confines of marriage that had given me this kind of weird view about it that now that I was experiencing it, we were experiencing it, I kind of psyched myself out. But the thing that was what ended up being helpful was first of all Jesse being very patient, but also me being patient with myself. And so what ended up happening is if I ever felt that happening, I was like, here we are in the middle of doing stuff and now I feel like I’m having trouble performing. There’s other things that I can do right now. And what I would do, make a coffee. Make a coffee. Uh go scuba diving is usually the thing that I might turn to. Um, there’s other pleasurable things that we can do right now. There’s other things way ways that I can contribute to her experience that will then like cycle me back into being ready again. And I don’t even have to, it doesn’t have to be something that is said, acknowledged, or brought into the space. I could be like, “Oh, this thing is happening right now because of something mental that goes on in my head, and I’m going to refocus my energy in other places.” And then, oh, here we go again. And I that’s how I worked through that at the time. And then it just ended up not being a problem again in the same way. Yeah. Cuz the me the mental aspect of it is very very real. And you know, it can it can build or spiral. Um but but yeah, you know, calling in the mechanic, looking under the hood in in uh the innuendo sense, but also maybe in the sex therapy sense. And that’s I mean I I said that I wanted to make this recommendation, so I’m going to see if I can find it. Not putting pressure on yourself. So, in other words, I don’t think that this the um the militaristic character with the trunk showing up at your house and telling you to have sex is probably the best idea. It was just a joke because I I do think that having patience with yourself in those moments and being like, “We don’t got nowhere to go. You don’t, you know, we’re not we’re not being timed. This isn’t like a 1992 radio show where the first first person to come wins a trip to Disneyland.” Oh. you know. So, um I just think that patience with yourself and patience with your partner who it sounds like you are you are you have patience for your partner in the way that you’re talking about this. So, I think that that’s what I would say because I think that especially if you’re young, it’s probably not a uh an actual physical thing. It’s probably a mental thing. But I’m not a doctor, so I don’t know. Okay, I found it. Um, Vanessa and Xander with an X. Vanessa Marin, couples therapist. We help couples in long-term relationships keep the spark alive. Yeah. I I don’t remember why or when I started following them, but like I think that it’s uh you know it’s like a edifying un very approachable approach to uh sex therapy for those in long-term relationships. So Vanessa and Xander with an X. Yeah, not a triple X. So check them out. All right. There we go. That was our sexy time. Sex timber has happened. Do you have mental clarity? We came. We saw. We sex timbered all over. 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