Can we match the crew to their keys? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve got Brittany, we’ve got Maureen, we’ve got Julian, and we’ve got Jordan Morris here. They’re not smaller than us. They’re just further away. That’s right. Well, they are smaller than us, but they’re also further away. Okay, so we have a bunch of keys. Your entire key chain. All right. Okay? We’re gonna try to match you to your key chain. So this is like when you come over and, you know, we’re playing drinking games at the house and we’re like, put your keys in this. Yeah. This is a classic key party. I love a key party. I would like Link to explain the drinking game that goes along with what he’s referencing. It’s like everybody’s- Any of ’em. Everybody’s keys stay in this until you’re sober. And then what happens? And then you play drinking games and then you don’t get your keys back… Until you’re sober. Until you’re sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s quite a game. Several hours of this game. This isn’t the game. Yeah, yeah. This is the drinking game night. Yeah, yeah. There’s no game involved when people put their keys into one container. And I didn’t say there was. Okay. Just so you know, it isn’t that everyone at Mythical has keys that fit into just big holes. It’s that some of y’all out there- That is cool. Some of y’all out there… Y’all might be the kind of people that would copy a key just ’cause you saw it. Look at that Swim cell. And we’re not letting you do that. What are these actually used for though? On keys. Okay, so let’s… Huh? Protect like from scratches and stuff with your phone. Oh, scratches and stuff. Scratches and stuff. Oh. And so when you put it in your pocket- Yeah. You don’t scratch yourself. That’s smart. Okay. Bottle opener, check. Libraries are wonderful. It’s a library card. Kind of old, which makes sense. What is that? Is that like a… It’s like a Dodgers thing. Oh, it’s not a Ralph’s card? No, this is… Wow, hold on. We have a Burbank library and then we have just a Los Angeles public… We have two library cards. Hold on. We have the Pasadena Library. Somebody’s a library fiend. Altadena library. Wait, hold on. You mean a nerd works for Mythical? I don’t know. This person has four library cards. These have to be fake keys. There’s no nerd- Four library cards. This is a room of games. And also this person is a KCRW member. Wow. And they’re pretty minimalist ultimately, ’cause you’ve got just basically four keys after that. One of them is, however, Star Wars themed. Oh, you got Darth Maul. Hmm. Somebody likes a villain. Who is going to… Who’s reading that much? Brittany, you like a bad boy, right? You’ve told me on many occasions you like a bad boy. Who do you think here looks the smartest? Well… There’s two people with glasses. Two people with glasses. It’s probably the poindexter. I love books. Yeah, let’s give this to Brittany for now. Okay. I love fishing for a compliment. I’m just looking for Brittany to have one of those, like, a little boo boo or Labubu. I don’t know no Labubu. Or any of that type of stuff. Like, here. Like look, this thing. This is a trinket. It’s a giant keychain. Character. And then it just keeps going and going and going. What is this? This says Miffy on it. And then this says Pochacco. See, these are both… These are the names of characters. And then look at this. And here’s another character. This is a Miffy. This is a Miffy. And then what is that? That’s another one. This is Brittany. Do you know that when- Keys and Miffys. Do you know that when this key is… Is the car key a traditional car key? Because you don’t wanna put that in your ignition. It’ll mess up the… Remember when your dad told you that? He’s like, “Your keychain being too heavy, it’ll… You don’t want it to…” It’ll torque it. My dad also taught me that. That’s like classic dad advice. And when you buy a new car, it loses 50% of its value as soon as you drive it off the lot. You drive it off the lot. So, I mean, so we have one key, but then we have this thing that’s nothing but a fob to something. So something… Should I push this button? Can I examine? I would, but it doesn’t… Pushing the button wouldn’t tell me anything about the person, so… What if that door over there opened? Would you be alarmed? That’d be fun. Yeah, definitely. You should push the button. This is Brittany, dude. It’s too many mascots. This is Jordan. I think Jordan’s in the library a lot. You think I’m a nerd? I’m so insulted. God. And you like bad boys? I do. I do like a bad boy. What’s your favorite library? Well, if I answer, is that a clue? I mean, unless you lie. I will say, I’m not saying this is my key chain. Library of Congress. The library, yes. I think, you know, if you’re visiting LA in Burbank, the Buena Vista branch is a beautiful library. See? And of course downtown, the central library is a beautiful building. He cannot not gush about libraries. They are beautiful places. But maybe I’m trying to fake you out by like pretending to be a nerd. Yeah, all that’s a lie, like, I’m… People are going to that library and they’re gonna be disappointed ’cause it sucks. What is this? No libraries suck, Link. They’re all great. What is this? It’s a football. Or a brain. Okay, tell me more. It’s also tchotchke. Mm. Mm-hm. Uh-huh. So I think that belongs to the jock of the group. Like who’s the most jacked? It’s a hacky sack. Also Brittany. Also Brittany. Yeah. With mold on it. I’m pretty jacked. It could be mine. What do we got? Bodybuilders gym. Oh dang. Yeah. And then Los Angeles Public Library. Another reader. That must be you. Yeah, my two loves, books and getting jacked. Have you seen these calves? Another bottle opener that says New Glarus Brewing. Where is this from? Drive Indigenous. Drink Indigenous? Good advice. Drink Indigenous. This is a… I think that is Michigan on there? You’ll have to… Is that Michigan? It’s not all of Michigan, but it’s the mitt of Michigan. Yeah, that’s Michigan. So Drink Indigenous. No, it’s not Michigan. No it’s not Michigan. It’s a different state. Because Michigan has a… Whole other part. Has upper peninsula. But this is just the mitt of Michigan. No. This is- Maureen is really- Is this a strategy just to like make people mad so they… Getting a rise outta Maureen. No, it’s a flyover state, but different than Michigan. Is it Montana? No. No. I don’t know what it is. It’s shaped like a mitt. It might be mine. I love a great lake. Mm. Mm-hm. That’s true. I’ve always said that. What is that peninsula about? My fingers smell weird now. Smell of those. Does it stink? It’s got a little wear to it. What is that Maureen? Yeah, it’s Wisconsin. Don’t give it away. It’s Wisconsin. Okay, it’s Wisconsin. It’s Wisconsin. But that might not be yours. No. I think everybody knows the shape of Wisconsin. No, no, these boys don’t. We can all draw Wisconsin for memory. Hold on a second. Jesus. Hold on a second. You’ve got more… You’ve got keys in order to collect key chains. Well, hold on. So we’ve got a car key and then we just got a key that says gas on it. So this is a car that has a separate gas key. Strange. Oh, we have someone who has a… Room 404 conspiracy condos. I don’t know what that means. I started to say it like I knew what it meant. We’ve got a minute key. An American lock. So many… This feels like a prop you would get at an escape room. Right. Yes. Yes. Like what do all these do? I believe this person is head of maintenance somewhere, but not here because none of these people are. You don’t know what I do in my free time. Maybe I got a couple extra gigs. I don’t know. I think if you are in the art department and you’re like unlocking sheds… That’s true. And like- A lot of sheds. Got a lot of different locked up things. This person is a member of a… This person has basically the stamp card from a coffee house and they’ve got one done. But it’s been in there a long time. Can we get permission from all of you to open that pouch? I’ll give permission, yeah. Yes. I think you should open my pouch. We also have a little wooden tarot that says the devil on it. Oh. Tarot card. This is Julian. Yeah. This is Julian. Julian’s saying yeah. Don’t give it away. You gotta fake ’em out. I do kinda wanna know what’s in the pouch. What if I’m lying? You might be lying. Jordan, I’m holding your key. That’s true, and maybe I’ll open my pouch and show you what’s in my pouch. There’s of course my coffee card. Is there a license that says Julian on it? Yes. And my driver’s license with another guy’s picture. Okay. So yeah, here’s my keys back. Okay, so let’s start over there, Jordan. I think we’ve locked… Are you the library? These are my keys. So, tell us. Yeah. Tell us about these libraries, Jordan. Yeah, well you don’t have to like… You can just get a library card. You don’t have to like live in that county or city. Right. But if you like go to it a lot… Like, I don’t live in Burbank, but I love the Burbank library. So you can just get a card. Do you check out a lot of books? I do check out a lot of books. And movies. I love to get a DVD at the library. They have a lot of good classics there, if you like classic movies. Have you gotta drive it back to Burbank? Yeah. You know, I’ll come here and then I’ll… I swim in Burbank too. Los Angeles allows you to do a 3D printer, right? Oh, I haven’t done that, but I should make some guns. Yeah, yeah. You could print anything. Everyone’s doing that. Yeah. Except for that. Okay. A little dinosaur or something. Yeah, Julian? Yes. So like it was mentioned, I actually have two sets a piece. Ooh. Yes. So you’re right. This is the art department and my car key. And this is my personal set of keys. Oh wow. Are you ever gonna go back to that coffee shop? Maybe. How long have you had this reward card with just one… It’s only been two months. Oh really? Oh okay. How was that first cup? Yeah. It was pretty good. Well it wasn’t that good. You gotta get 10 drinks. Yeah, that’s the kicker. I have to go back 10 times. Okay. All right, wow. Minnesota. I also have another one. Is that what you said? Minnesota? It’s not- Wisconsin! Wisconsin. Wisconsin is the shape of the state on this bottle opener. New Glarus is a brewery in Wisconsin. Okay. This is, yeah… Library, gym. This is a rugby ball that I’ve had for a very long time. We all got it wrong. It’s very worn, but it’s a rugby ball. Did you play rugby in high school or college? In college, yes. Yeah. You played rugby in college? Now, what… There’s no protection for that. Is there? No. Well, some people… You wear a mouth guard and some people wear a scrum cap, but it’s mostly to protect from like cauliflower ear. And did you do that? No. So you have the cauliflower ear? No. Oh good. Have you seen the people on TikTok who are now purposely getting cauliflower ear because they think that it makes you seem like you’re in a certain… Like, you’re like, cool. No, I haven’t seen that. I don’t wish to see that. How do you do that? You put bacteria on your- No, there’s guys who are putting their ear in between two weights and slamming the weights. Oof. It’s like when you tear the cartilage of your ear, like fills with fluid. So they can like seem like their MMA guys or something? Yeah. Oh my gosh. That’s like appropriation of like the worst kinds of people. Yeah, I know. Yeah, cauliflower ear. Just get your ears pierced. So what kind of injuries did you suffer in this sport? Because it’s fraught. It is fraught. I got two concussions and one time I rotated my pelvis. So like my hips were kinda like out a place, but it was fine. I just had to do physical therapy. Oh wow. That’s why I keep my pelvis perfectly still at all times. Will not rotate it. In the library. In the library. This is me sitting in the library without moving my pelvis. You’re really good at standing in lines. Okay. And Brittany, you have a lot of keys. So obvious. I mean, it’s so obvious. Hey, for a second you thought I was- Your Labubu. I don’t own a Labubu. This is really- Wait, can you explain that to me? Because you said it in a way that was like… Yeah, you don’t… Labubus are beneath you. Labubus are beneath me. These characters are cool. The ones you have are cool. I think they’re oddly… These are the jocks of the mascot world, yeah. This is Pochacco. He’s Sandrio. And then Miffy is, you know, the rabbit. But I don’t have a Labubu. Too crazy. They’re scary looking. They’re Satanic. They’re Satanic. You don’t have a Bad Bad Badtz-Maru? Oh, I know Badtz… It’s not my favorite. I like Pochacco the best. And I am wary of the weight, so I would like to add more key chains. You know, interesting, Bad Bad Badtz-Maru, kind of a bad boy, Yeah, yeah. Right there in the name. Yeah. Well look at that, Link. A hundred percent. Four for four. We nailed it. We did it a sweep. We nailed it. And any more library recommendations? Oh, you know, dark horse, the Altadena Library. It’s a little bit north, but it’s a beautiful building. Okay. Are you staying in there? Yeah. They’ll let you… You can wash yourself in the sink. I mean, like- You can do anything in the library. Do you actually read in the library? Sometimes. Yeah. Okay, all right. I bring my little computer and… But it’s more about checking out books rather than buying books. Like you’re like, I’m gonna… I do sometimes buy books from like the friend of the library store. That’s a fun place to buy a cheap book and support the library. You ever meet anybody in the library? No. That’s why he has to keep joining new ones. It’s me and like old men reading World War II books and coughing. That’s who’s in the library. There’s no discussion. It’s just coughing. Yeah. It’s a lot to stay quiet. It’s still quiet in there? It is pretty quiet, yeah. No, library- Libraries haven’t changed that much. They will still shush you. You will still get a shush from a librarian if you’re being too rowdy. Which I never am because I respect the library. That’s right. Yeah. Yeah Link, you’re not allowed. Protect your surface with our Good Mythical Morning coasters and three new desk mats now at mythical.com.