GMM 2891: Blind Sub Sandwich Taste Test

Do sub sandwiches taste different than they did seven years ago? Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. Seven! years ago, we blind taste tested six! different fast food subs to see which ones deserve a high five! And which ones should be banned for! life. And today we’re gonna do it in three!, two!, one! It’s time for Oops, I bit it again. Fast Food Subs Taste test, volume two. Okay, boys, today you will be tasting subs from, in no particular order, Jersey Mike’s, Subway, Quiznos, okay, man… Jimmy John’s, Which Wich, and Firehouse subs, what? all served via the still patent pending sub sub. Still. And last time Rhett, you guessed… three correctly. What, really? And Link, you guessed… Bet, Zero correctly. Zero? What, at, what? Yeah, um, so, I think today, I think today is the day. Zero. Um, and whoever gets the most correct will win a very special prize. So that’s a.. Zero?! But we did also rank how much we liked it. And it was one of the first times we did that kind of thing. As you can see, we can’t. Let’s fly them in or whatever you getting the subs. We’re only gonna be touching these subs because that’s what we did the last time we did this. We. We had to. We didn’t watch the whole thing because then we would know what these were but we were just told to look at a little clip of how we touched the subs. I’m not feeling the sub at all. Are you? Is he feeling the sub? No, no, no. Don’t cheat, man. No, no. Okay, okay. There we go. There, oh, there it is. And this is how we bit the subs, on the side. Uh, huh? Really? Yeah. They’re stingy with stuff in that one. There’s more meat on the other, across, across the way. Oh, bring it back in. Is that what happened? Do I, do I have to reverse this thing? Because they’re showing the people the meaty side. Well, that’s. But we’re eating it. So. That’s pricking a little pain spot for me, you know? Yeah, I know what you mean by that. You know what I’m saying? But I don’t know. I don’t know what places do that. — I mean, I know some places that do that. I don’t love this sub. It’s not a bad sub. It’s not a good sub. It just was so average to me. It was average. It was so average. So I’m gonna just assume that it is average. It’s a five in my book. It’s a fiver in my book as well. Crap. Where is this from? Had that side bread situation. But they opened it up or did they? Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Jimmy John’s. You’ve, you and your Jimmy John’s. taco… Breads. We don’t know if we’re right. Taco in your breads. What would you do if you walked into a sub restaurant? Oh, goodness. And somebody was like, just taking a bite off the side. Like that? Well. I don’t like to, I don’t like to eat inside of a sub restaurant. Cause the people who just made it for me are sitting there. That’s true. And it’s so carryable. You can go into, like a. Park. You can go into your car. You can go back into your house. I don’t like to bring a sub into my house, so. Because it seems like I’m, I’m a loser. Explain that more to us. Because you just, you went out and bought a sandwich and brought at home. You make a sandwich at home. Buy sandwich and bring it home? Like your family shames you for this? Eat it in a park. Buy that. You’ve been shamed in the past for this behavior? This isn’t a, no, I’ve shamed my family for this. Dad’s come home with a sub again, everybody leave. Why you grubhubbing a sub to the house? Make a sandwich or go to a park and eat it. I do like eating in a park. I do like eating in a park. That one there. Not… I mean, I’m gonna give it a six. I think it’s worse than the first one. I think. That is a better sub. It’s a juicy sub. Something’s dripping on my arm. That is a, that is a good sub. That is a good sub right there. Four. You thought, why do you think it’s worse? Cause the bread was a little… hard? It’s a, the bread, the bread was not good. And actually the meats were not as good. I thought the meats were dece. What did you like about the meat? Dece, man. But what did you like about it? Because I couldn’t tell apart, in this apart. Finely sliced. The first sub I could actually. I think I know where it’s from, though. Well, I’ve got a guess. But I don’t feel good about it. Oh, I feel real good about it. Three, two, one. Quiznos… Subway… I did not smell Subway. I didn’t either. Which I could do from a mile away, I thought. — Of course, I’m zero boy over here last time. Yeah, but maybe you’re turning it around. Maybe you’re turning your submarine around. I’m glad you added that. I think the reason I don’t get cold subs — is because it doesn’t feel like — anything was done. It feels like I could have done it myself. Like if there’s nothing cooked. I mean, it’s like when we had that cooking contest with Gordon Ramsay and you made a sandwich. Remember that? What? That didn’t go too well for me. This is a lot of bread. I think the reason I’m. I got zero last time is cause I did it the bite in the middle. I’m abandoning that. This one. This one’s also not my favorite. But this isn’t my kind of sub. Why is it dry? I like a hot sub, man. But there’s oil and vinegar on it. Why is, on all of these? Why, why is it so dry? Should be, should be wetter, man. Not enough oil and vinegar. Never leave off the oil and vinegar from a sub. When they make a hot sub at a place. They have to employ other technology. They have to sometimes — at, at Jersey Mike’s, they go in the back. They send a dude in the back, and he comes back with your sub. It’s Subway or Quiznos. Why? They do reach into, like, a bin of hot stuff, but then they will put it through a machine or something. I just feel like, you got to have a hot sub You got to have a hot sub if you’re with the redster. In the park, eating alone at a bench, making eye contact as people walk by with their families. Do it. Yeah, see, there you go. Don’t take it home. Make weird park eye contact. Now do it. I’m giving that one a three. There was a lot of meat on it. I’m giving points for that. They were really piling up the meats. So… I’m actually. But it, but it just made it dry. So I’m back at five. Don’t you feel like when we eat Jersey Mike’s, we’re gonna know it and love it. Don’t you feel that way? Absolutely. Abso freaking lutely. Okay. Ready? Yes. Yeah. Three, two, one. Firehouse. Which Wich. I don’t know anything about Which Wich. I don’t either. Yeah. There’s no. I don’t know how I got three last time. I know nothing about subs. I’m gonna tell you right now, that one had the taco… bun. Do you know the firehouse, doesn’t it? I think they do. They got to do it for the fire people, because of. we know Jimmy does it. I, of course You have to hold it coming down the pole. Give me that sub. Okay. Hard bread. The bread. Is more shell-like. Okay. That’s pretty tasty. The meat on this one. The meat’s good. There’s a. It’s, it’s, it’s got more flavor. It’s still jam-packed, full of nice flavors. I think the roast beef. Is, is jumping to the four. The meat’s way better than anything I’ve had so far but the bread. I feel like it’s too hard to beat. Ah, crap. My fave. I’m gonna give it a 7 though. Say it. I typically don’t — order roast beef on a sub. I couldn’t taste anything but roast beef. Does it, does it remind you of something? Is that why? No, that’s not why. That’s, that’s something in the pro column. What?! I might gonna. I’m just talking about like a memory or anything. I’m just saying like a memory. Am I gonna? I just. It’s hard for me to — give it a high score cause I didn’t get any toppings in my mouth. I liked the meat. So I gave it a seven. But I did like the meat. But the bread. Didn’t like the bread. It was hard. It was also one sided. Yup. They’re all doing this taco thing now. All right, I’m giving it a… six. Yeah. Three. Where is this from? Two, one. Jimmy John’s. 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Even frying your coffee mug and… we’ve got science experiment gone wrong right here, on the desk. That’s never happened. Three new desk mats, now at mythical.com Blindfold up! All right. Subs in! We’re ready! Bring them in. Bring them in. Have not experienced the ones that I would think are the most obvious. Right, I know. Oh, okay. Uh, oh. Uh, oh. Now, that right there. That’s a good sub, my friend. Accessible from any side. That’s a good sub. Oh, man. Didn’t wimp out on the juice? They’ve done it again. All right. They always do it. Compared to all the other subs. I mean, I’m gonna give this one a 10. I’m got to go. Behind the tree in the park. Oh, my God. With this one. I gotta find a spot in the park where nobody can see me. You gonna have some special time with yourself. What are you giving it? What’s that man doing, Mommy? He’s just eating a sub. He’s just eating a sub. He really likes it. He really loves it. I think he’s giving it a 10 as well. Ten! Yep. We know what this is. Two, Three. one. Jersey Mike’s…. So good. Jersey Mike’s! One more sub. Maybe. Maybe it will. Oh, so, wow, that’s a big daddy. Oh, it’s tall, too. And you know what? Oh, that’s tall. It’s open on both sides. The top comes off. This is how bread should work with a sandwich. Like, — the closed back. Yeah. The, the, the taco’s ness of subs! Is just stupid! Go on. Like, you shouldn’t do that! Nobody! Who? Have you eaten any of the subs that you’re making, Jimmy? We know how you feel about it. Like, what? — Why? It, it, you want to eat from the end of the sub?! What? And I want the stuff to be hanging out of the sides. That’s a good sub. Where? Where’s that? Where else? Where do they do that? Like this! That’s a good sub too, man. Where do they do that? I think the Subway does a closed sub. I also think. That’s not Subway, my friend. I forget. Where do they do this? That’s an. That’s at. Am I gonna say a nine? Bring, bring that back in. Nine. Can I have it again? Bring, bring that back in to me. I just. I just wanna. Okay, I’m gonna say nine. It’s like a Jersey Mike imposter. That might be Jersey Mike’s. I mean, I don’t. No. Yeah, maybe it is. I’m gonna give it a nine as well. There’s something, there’s a sweetness. The bread has a sweetness. Am I right? You’re right. What a good tasting sub! They’re not shy and they cut the bread correctly! Where do they do that? All the way through. All right. I think I know, but I don’t. 3, 2, 1. Firehouse? Wich. Is Firehouse that good? Nope. Which Firehouse does the taco, I think. I don’t know anything about Firehouse. You can take your blindfolds off. Now, okay, boys. All right, I mean, I mean, I don’t know how I didn’t get any right last time because… go ahead and tell me that I did good. You’re feel, you’re feeling it? You’re feeling yourself? Yeah. Okay. Um, Rhett. You got three right last time. And you got three right this time. If I, anything, I’m consistent. Nothing’s changed. 7 years. You haven’t aged a bit. That’s right. And Link, of course, you got zero last time. This time? You got two! So it was, you know. Yeah… it, it’s better than zero. You just got lucky both times. That’s what you are, lucky always. Nah. Well, I will say… that — Subway… slipped by both of you. Neither one of you… guess But we didn’t like it that much. Subway. It was early, wasn’t it? Uh… it was the lowest score. Again, of course, Jersey Mike’s comes out on top. But… I will say that back in 2018, I don’t think you knew that you loved Jersey Mike’s so much, so you gave it a high score, but you both guessed Quiznos. This time you gave it a high score. You both guessed correctly. That was the moment that we learned something. Yup. And we, and we think it. What did we think that we love now? And… What did we think that we loved now? The nine. The one at the end, the last one. Oh! That was Firehouse subs. Firehouse is great. Yeah. Firehouse is great! the 2nd place. That’s came in Firehouse? And then, of course, the one that you hated was Jimmy John’s, which you both, uh, uh, got correct, as well. I’m sorry, Firehouse. I’ll be dining within you again. Yes, you will. you said that you would be dining within the park, Well, you, but. Yeah, we don’t eat inside the. We don’t eat inside the shop. I will be purchasing within you and then taking to park. That’s right. Taking to the local park. And Rhett, uh… Again, you will now be crowned… sub king. Oh, wow. Sub king. We kept it for seven years? Seven whole years. Yep, we sure did. It’s good to be king. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is? Hi, I’m Adelaide. I’m Michael. I’m Ella. I’m Willem. I’m Sophia. I’m Stephen. I’m Kobe. And we’re in Chicago. And we just finished our first blind taste test. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. Oh, those were blindfolds. I thought they were doing like, some sort of spa day. Uncomfortable close up. Yeah. When I first saw that, I was like, they all have bows on, — but it was all blindfolds. Are they doing manis and pedis? It looks like a fun crowd. Click the top. What wheel? What? To watch us. Match the crew to their keys and good mythical more. Watch all of Wonderhole season two now on the Rhett and Link YouTube channel.

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