EB 79: KingBach: How I Got Here (Jul 2015)

[Music] welcome to ear biscuits I’m Rhett and I’m link joining us today at the round table of dim lighting is the most popular Viner in the world and drew Bachelor better known as King batch King batch is currently ranked number one with twelve point nine million followers on vine you heard it right almost thirteen million followers with four and a half billion loops king batch literally is the king of Zhai he got a start on YouTube where he uploads original sketch comedy on his channel bachelor’s pad TV he’s got some incredibly funny stuff on there including one of our personal favorites Sherlock homeboy mm-hmm he’s also had a lot of roles in film and television including MTV’s wild and out show times House of Lies and Adult Swim’s black Jesus but we spent most of our time today talking to batch about his bread-and-butter these six-second viral vine videos now if you haven’t seen one of batches vine videos or a few of them you are missing out but I’m gonna do my best because if playing a clip is not really gonna do anything for you I’m gonna do my best to just give you a little bit of an idea of his approach so there’s one called the set up two guys are talking to each other one says did you do that robbery yet he says like I said yeah did you sell those drugs yet yes they both then rip off their shirts revealing that they are wearing wires at which point two cops come out in a cop grabs each one of them and pulls them away it all happens in six seconds this conversationally six and a half seconds right technically you can get to six and a half seconds that is true I’ve heard that but six seconds is sort of the the you know what people still say colloquially now it’s it’s much funnier to watch him on loop than to hear me say and hear you talk about it but if you you could make a vine channel where you like explaining his Valene like play-by-play batches vine I have a feeling that give me another one better than just doing our own but no no no give me how about this one a monopoly just got real so batches playing Monopoly with two friends including DeStorm who we know been on here biscuits before he lands on go to jail he then turns to the camera and says I ain’t going back pull a knife in stabs the different oh yeah that I laughed it that well that was good yeah well no they’re all they’re great but your money I was was I get it right was but you should definitely watch them and not just hear me talk about them yeah I I enjoy getting inside of his brain because there’s no doubt king batch is a super talented technician definitely a filmmaker who set the template for six second comedy and he he tackles the topic of race a lot too he’s got this vine where he’s in a Captain America suit and it’s called Captain African America that’s just one of many seems like something that was just waiting to happen but it’s like very funny to watch funny but there’s a lot of them they have that theme yeah I think that the race car was very much on the forefront of my mind going into this conversation so I was a little preoccupied with asking him about it without actually seeming racist mission not accomplished yeah I you can see that it led to a great start to our conversation but once I recover from that we also talked about his background growing up with Jamaican parents and we got the full complete backstory to his hilarious vine video where he proposed to Beyonce at a Clippers game in front of jay-z in front of jay-z and we talked about future projects he’s working on including one week and Peele yeah so enjoy the king batch biscuit you’re wrapping up of a text using vine headquarters headquarters all right I’m going I’m going dark for one hour yeah don’t miss me too much you’re not gonna say any activity that wasn’t supposed to be like a racial remark oh no no there wasn’t like a double entendre I didn’t even take it there but you just made you bet you did you definitely did that’s what’s going on inside so all right so I’m watching back through the vines and yeah there’s that there’s the there’s the race theme sometimes so I think that’s what came out there was like this oh he thinks I’m a it was like a an insecurity on my part that’s like oh he just thinks that I might of me like he can’t make the race I can’t make a race joke so anybody’s gonna think I did I’ve just started this off on the horrible wrong foot right like this like ultra awkward white guy foot right it wasn’t going through my mind but now it is how often does that happen wow this is a perfect you just said a record to find that Rhett what do you mean that well what does happen to thing okay so we do quite a lot of research when we get ready to talk to somebody on an air biscuit and the thing I always enjoy is I like to see other people who have interviewed the person that we’re gonna interview mm-hmm and in the question that people come up with and they try to ask they try to ask a question that’s like I want to ask a thought-provoking thought-provoking question about race right how often does that’s not what just happened but I know I think it was kind of the opposite yeah I thought Devo kiemce joke about race like but how do you I mean how often does that happen oh yeah it happens all the time cuz back when vine first started it was a whole black people be like why people be like right agents be like remember that yeah so we all used to do that and so I guess I got a couple of vines that may have dived into that that topic so you know people always ask because a lot of my popular vines those like yeah I don’t remember this so long ago but like I had a lot of fried chicken jokes a lot of watermelon jokes a lot of Asian smart joke so a lot of people ask me about is race and important topic and why do you talk about it I talked about it because it is on everybody’s mind like everybody’s trying not to be racist most of the people you know right so and with comedy you always gotta talk about or discuss things that people are are thinking in their head but too scared to say yeah there’s that irony and then there’s that shock value right exactly you want you gotta stir things up a little bit yeah I did one vine it was a maybe like a month or two ago there was these white people they’re walking we’re on the sidewalk we’re all in the same sidewalk walking towards each other and then they left to go to other sidewalk I’m like come on guys it’s 2015 and they’re like yeah you’re right so they come back to the corner and I’m like not give me all yeah so there’s things like that that I do in so it but is there a is there this like you know every comedian kind of has something that they’re they’re known for kind of something that keep going back to if it’s something like I know that these racial themed the vines are gonna get more traction so I’m gonna make sure that that’s one third of my vines or how does that come in yeah I try to stay away from him I’ll do maybe one every two or three months you know I try to stick the original ones like I have a series called the gas money like I got you go you got that gas money he doesn’t I got one that’s called hey yo ma let me get your numbers me trying to holla at girls but you know like every time like I’ll do something that that touches people so for Father’s Day I did a Father’s Day vine it was a white guy throwing football to his dad and he’s like happy Father’s Day dad and then the death throws it to me and then I thought to my dad I’m like happy Father’s Day dad and he just hits the ground and there’s no one there and then my friend he’s like yo where’s your dad at and I’m like he went to the store he be back soon and I just start crying and add the music music miss hey cuz he’s never coming back now you know that that’s because that’s so true to even though it’s it’s a little whatever race is it’s true to a lot of people it’s not just black people a lot of white kids don’t have dad’s yes well you know so that that my my reasoning for that was I’m reaching out to this audience I’m reaching out to these people that don’t have dads and you also get people at least in this one instance that we just watched to say things that they may not normally say mm-hmm you were you were on like a local Fox affiliate and they were interviewing you right yeah for like their morning show or something yeah yeah those are always a little painful to watch like you did great but it’s you know there’s always this disconnect when like you’re watching the local news person who’s like I’m kind of the robot who’s been handed these questions and I have no clue what I’m asking you about VA or is it vine yeah but then I was like we were looking back through I I don’t know if this was on Instagram or vine too but you got her to be in one of your vines right I heard of what you got her to be anchor and she said this just ink King badge has a tiny pecker oh yeah yeah yeah she was in the vine yeah how did you get the reporter to say king batch has a tiny pecker oh how much I was like negotiation was there it was it was uh hey I have twelve point eight million followers you want to do this yeah yeah just just say I have a tiny pecker and then that’ll be good yeah and you did this on the set of the show yeah and so were there like I like producers like sent around like she’s gonna regret this or we no see the thing about this they really are robots like just there’s no one there it’s just them it’s just like you two were here yeah amen it’s uh it’s the teleprompter and one guy with the thing and that’s it so it’s a huge it’s a huge to do no one’s there it’s just them by themselves like they can do whatever they want or whatever you instead but I mean it wasn’t on the air for them it was like in-between but I got a lot more views I had have been on you did it we did it during a commercial break so we were like rushing they’re like on five four King fetches a tiny package three and we’re live in Los Angeles California oh oh it’s great so how often are you putting out a new vine uh they’re like a schedule I’m lazy now I do I do maybe like when every other day it’s not that I’m lazy its I’m doing a lot of other stuff like I’m doing TV shows I’m doing movies so it’s hard to like schedule like doing a vine and then studying the script and studying these lines you know because at the end of the day like the vines they have to come from me living life you know it comes from real situations that happen you know and that’s where I draw my vines when I don’t just sit down and say all right let me think of a funny you don’t have just like a brainstorming session and it’s like constantly on attuned to the fact that you might experience something that could be a vine yeah exactly so how I’m management yeah well the the the one with even video games with females are complicated mm-hmm and she’s like adjusting her wee character right was that from an experience you were playing yeah with a woman give us that story okay so it’s oh okay yeah take it from point A to Z okay so yeah it started off the real situation I was playing video games with this girl she anyways so what happened was we were playing Mario Kart and I picked my characters boom and then you know Mario Kart you have to pick a car you have to pick the parachute to pick the wheels and she was just spending forever to do all that so that struck me like girls take forever to pick to pick whatever they want in the right in the regular game and then for vine you have to take a situation and you have to heighten it so my heightening it was me picking my character fast and then her not only not picking she didn’t me get to the car she’s just missing the body she made the me character skinnier like changing that I’m in the hair and everything like that so that’s that’s like taking it that’s like taking it to the to the next level Viacom and I mean before vine I would never have thought yeah I can sell that not only in six and a half seconds but I can sell that with there’s like six or seven cuts right I would never have thought that was possible yeah yeah there yet it’s it’s it’s a hard it’s a hard it’s a hard process to do cuz there’s always like you don’t want to have too many cuts even though sometimes I do a lot of cuts I always watch i watch my vine video like maybe 50 times for uploaded just to make sure it’s easy on the eyes because you can get you can get dizzy just watching cut cut cut cut cut cut cut so you have to make sure that the cuts they they match up and I went to film school so I know about camera angles and all of that so yeah it’s it’s a process that I had to slowly learn and develop and what about the the captions how important Oh I mean what percentage of the game is that oh that’s that’s ninety nine point caption is everything like sometimes I always shoot I shoot my vines and then I come up with the caption oh really yep cuz I cuz let me tell you how I and you know I watch when I’m watching vines I with yours in particular I really feel like I’ve got to read the caption first something you know when you scroll down it starts happening and you take it any like oh I’m gonna start the caption now I’m watching it now I’m watching I’m reading the caption right of yours it’s just like I know it I’m gonna get the caption is gonna be paid off right yep yeah and that’s a that’s the thing you got to do so cheese for captions keep them short so people can read them cuz you got six seconds so you want to just look down and be like boom got it let’s sit now let’s watch a video and if the video is self explanatory don’t put a caption just put an emoji so that people aren’t like trying to look and see they just see oh it’s just an emoji now let me watch the video so the eyes can just move really quick so those are like different tips and tricks mm-hm but you always come up with a caption second after yeah exactly because I’ll shoot a vine and I think it’s like you know like the so for instance the one where the guys walked across the right the it could have just been called it’s you know it’s racist but but um but in the when I actually shoot the vine you know you do some improv improvisation and you know things are kind of different so when you edit it then you come up with a different title that more suits what you shot you know right never never be married to a caption are you actually editing on your phone yeah I got iMovie right here so you’re just you just you just keep it all right there in your palm yep and but you’re banking it like I mean are you are you playing in days and like shooting a number of these things or is it really hand to mouth like I just shot this and now I’m over here editing it oh yeah yeah I I shoot maybe maybe three or four in one setting and then I’ll edit them when I’m when I over to the club you know that’s that’s that’s how I do it it’s easy and a lot of people come up to me on the street and like hey man how do I’m trying to get famous like you man I’m trying to I’m trying to get my stuff popping and like I wanna I wanna I want to help him but then I’m like no why should I help you that I did it on my own you know I was in my room just doing selfies so I’m like I tell everyone like you can it’s up to you you go and you make a selfie video and you you know do it do something funny which is code for I’m not gonna help you it’s code for I’m not gonna help you can go yourself and that’s a related question to that is when you got the profile that you got and vine is so collaborative you know people want to collaborate and that does a lot for them right and you collaborate with a lot of people hmm especially when you have the ability with the way that you work exactly at least I could imagine I could you could be shooting I can say let’s shoot something right now batching right and like I could think you might could do it right so I can only imagine that you have developed the but here’s the thing know here’s the thing when when I was starting out I didn’t do my first collab until I had a hundred and fifty thousand followers so I built everything from scratch by myself it was me and my friends DeStorm power yeah who else was doing it we did some with glozell Timothy DeLaGhetto and these are all people like we had zero followers on vine you know and we weren’t sharing them to Twitter at the time we were just shooting it because we didn’t know how to do it so we just went from zero followers and then it took me two weeks to get a hundred followers and then it took me another week and a half to get 500 followers you know and I would I was so I was so like crazy about it I had a calendar and I’d write down how many followers I was getting a day and I was like oh people like when I do this kind of video people like when I do this kind of video people like the race videos and I saw I did this one race video and I got 2,000 followers just from doing that I’m like yeah sounds good like I’m not racist but people want to see that let me let me do that you know and then it got to the point where I I’m I’m mastered and I see what people like to see they like to see relationship stuff they like to see things that you deal with in regular life that’s why you know when I drop my ideas it comes from stuff that actually happens to me because not only does it just happen to me happens to everyone everyone has related problems everyone has parent problems and all of this and then when I developed that when I studied that I went from getting like 2,000 followers a day to 50,000 followers a day because all these like websites and best vine compilations are all putting me on there and they would put my name king batch this king batch that you know and I was gonna 50,000 files a day and then I went from 3,000 followers to a million followers in like less than a month you know right and it was just from me just doing it out figuring out on my own you know as opposed to short-circuiting there’s a short circuit thing that happens when you just pimp somebody out there exactly cuz look if I help someone else out and I give them a tag okay yeah they’ll get 20,000 followers but they’re if when I leave and they create content is gonna suck and people are gonna like why am i following this guy and it’s gonna hurt them in the long run long run knowing all that what do you how do you say no I just tell them I’d say straight up oh man it see I make it seem like it’s a simple thing even though it’s not either I’m and it’s easy just just make selfie videos I hope when I say I want to do one with you right now oh no I they never do they don’t no no don’t ask that though that when I do they’ll be like alright let’s shoot one and then it was just do like a a I’m with King bad you know say what’s up and I’m always willing to say what’s up but like you know no one’s ever asked to you know I got this kid idea and blah blah and if they do I’ll do it it’s six seconds and they’re not gonna be like oh you got to do a backflip here you got to take your shirt off you gotta kiss my girlfriend on the mouth no one ever does that you know so you know I’m always willing to like you know what’s up or do a quick little quick little skit like I just say one thing well that’s a good point the investment is pretty small yeah yeah okay yeah but then again it’s not for I mean yeah when it’s like helping somebody out but let’s go back to just you and your craft because the I mean the investment is something that when you think about your work is tremendous amount of time and I just imagine even when you said you’re so busy with all these other things which we’ll talk about there’s got to be this pressure that like a I’m on top I’m really far on top but there’s still a pressure to stay up there right so you got to keep giving them something no there’s no pressure because all right so here’s it here’s another thing that if you go on vine and you go in this search thing make sure my phones on silent I am the number number five most typed in name on here because just because of like the videos of the of me in the past you know so my name I still get the most followers a day even though I don’t post you know and it’s just because of it has a lot to do with me being on TV and movies now so people are like oh that’s a guy from vine and he’s on my TV and like someone says like what’s vine and they’ll type in my name and their search oh this guy’s funny let me follow him right so I’m getting a lot of followers from that just me being on TV but yeah it’s just it it’s just your coast so you’re coasting at this point I’m just coasting right now yeah not a bad place to be yeah now I am on alpha cat was telling us about the whole heater or deleter thing yeah I think DeStorm told us about it too just we got into the mechanics with both of them so we won’t make you take us back through all of that but did you teach them that no we learn doesn’t do good the light down yeah you delete that and how quickly are you doing well now I don’t do it anymore because I’ve kind of like mastered you know I know what works we’re back in the day I give it five minutes didn’t get if it didn’t get the likes boom out of there do you carry a police uniform around with you everywhere because it comes up in a lot of vines a lot of it right and so it’s like it’s one thing for inspiration to hit okay I can shoot this but I gotta have my police uniform now the day storm has his prop closet we go to day storms house and he’s got a whole bunch of props and uniforms in there and we’re just gonna raid his closet and does that ever I mean the whole going outside dressed as a police officer has ever gotten any of your friends that you’ve gotten that to do in trouble uh no not the police uniform but they storm got arrested when Willie got put in cuffs one time for bringing out a gun because maybe and it was a it was a toy gun it with the orange tip and everything but you know you don’t see that when you’re across the street you don’t see the orange tip all you see is a guy holding the ak-47 yeah we have a problem um I want to report this and you know the cops came helicopters came what was this this was about a year ago yeah it was like ten cop cars helicopters it was crazy and I filmed the whole thing yeah so white what came of it was he taking in no no no they just looked at the gun and they saw the orange tape and they told her you know we could’ve shot you but this is like back in the day when they’re really shooting black people then man so speaking of thumb that so what did what did you do with that footage did that go up somewhere they went on this I was there was another social media website that I was on I can’t remember what it was I don’t use it anymore but I uploaded it on that so it’s lost now it’s lost footage but if you find that footage I want to see that found footage I’ll tell you some good footage yeah Kim Kardashian you well with you and Beyonce oh yeah so front row the Clippers game you you hand her something right and this is a vine this was this one was huge right right mm-hmm so give us the story yes first of all what would the audience see if they haven’t seen it like walk us through what okay so the audience for those of you don’t that don’t follow me on vine acting batch anyways so it was me at a Clippers game I see Beyonce and jay-z sitting down kneel before Beyonce and I handed her some toilet paper oh that’s what it was yes because she is on the rest of these bitches yeah they get bleeped but yeah you’re fine say whatever you want okay they be poop she’d be pooping on these female dogs and jay-z looked at me like I’m gonna kill you after this so when you say that you can definitely see that on his face cuz your friend was dominant or like one of the yes one of the members of the Clippers yeah crew they were filming it and yeah it was pretty it was pretty scary because like he looks up in mid text and then looks right looks back down yeah quite a look and then at that moment it was it was a it was a quick it was a quick look but I was just thinking about all the articles I read of him stabbing people in the back of the concert I’m like oh wow maybe I shouldn’t have have done this but Beyonce she look very happy oh yes she was so happy she’s so nice so that’s what happened but then the vine loops then cuts to you kind of giving commentary on the look from jay-z yeah part of it yeah yeah yeah and because you have to add a little bit of comedy to the vine so I was like yeah maybe probably didn’t want to kill me but you know it’s funny if you let people think that he did right okay so let’s let’s rewind a right before you go up to be on set you’re you’re just at the Clippers game because you want to go to a Clippers game well the Clippers they actually they have they gave me season tickets so I go to all the Clippers games well that’s nice yeah so you’re there and you it’s just something you do they tell me they tell me Beyonce is there if you want to do something we’re not gonna stop you they they gave you the heads up they gave me the heads up specifically yeah Beyonce yeah they didn’t mention jay-z either it’s just like no one’s thinking yeah no they said that they said yeah Beyonce and Jay they’re here if you want to do something and I was like alright cool let me think of something we’re not gonna send security they’re like tackle you it’s basic right right right I mean a green light yeah oh okay so and she I don’t even think she knows who I am to this day like I’m sure she’s seen the vine maybe I mean along with 30 million million okay so how long for after arriving at this Clippers game did you did you get to toilet paper and do this because I would have been a nervous wreck like so keyed up like it even in performance mode but you know I wasn’t nervous at all but I wasn’t because she’s such a nice person you know and yeah I wasn’t nervous just went up and I just got on one knee and I was like even if she is good this is what this is my reasoning even if she gets mad at me it’s gonna be good television division would you have done it if it wasn’t gonna be turned into a VY would I have done it if it was and put it where just for nowhere just for the moment for the moment just for the moment just like for your friends who were there and the people in the stands would you have done it for the jumbotron um I would over the jumbotron I would I would have got a ring and I would done something like cool not funny there’s been like hey you would have been legitimately proposed actually yeah so I guess what I’m asking is like what’s your like off-camera personality profile are you they acted like I I still am going to entertain and I’m gonna do this this hilarious thing or this I’m gonna get the center of attention here or that’s like totally against height oh yeah off camera I’m boring I just uh off camera I just I’m creating I’m thinking of stuff to do you know for when the cameras start rolling but like you know when the cameras are rolling that’s when I go and I take risks but off of it no I’m just just your average Joe the average Joe smil so knowing that this was going on vine and it was gonna just totally kill the internet when it did like that had to feel good like when you were walking away like I did it no I’d still have no idea you never know when a video is gonna go viral you never know until you upload it you know now shoot the other part right there after or did you get that like I shot it on the way we were walking back up to the box and I was just like all right I need something else it wasn’t really all that good so I was like jay-z looked at me like as you watch you yeah you watched what you just shot back yeah and you’re like okay I got my joke I got my button mm-hmm and did you immediately post it yeah I posted it right there at the game it’s great no you’re still sitting there you’re just watching it go up yeah watching two games yeah yeah exactly right and then they had they had my like when I was down there they had the camera on me and they had my name but they spelled to batch ba TCH but everybody knows it’s King batch ba CH for the viewers out there that don’t know and so right when I got up no one even saw nobody’s even like saying oh it was crazy what you did to Beyonce they were just like yo they spelled your name now and who else is there Bieber was there with us at the game a couple of the Viners were there with us at the game and they were all just like they weren’t even like I just accomplished my dream and there it was like yo they spelled your name wrong found your weakness yeah they found it so the Clippers just called you haven’t said hey here’s season tickets here’s a box yeah and you said okay yes please yeah that works out it worked out great give them give them my number let’s go back let’s find out how the batch that we see here in front of us and at the top of the divine charts you’re right taking over the comedy world how did this all happen hey where you from I’m from Florida West Palm Beach I was born in Canada raised in the mean streets of Palm Beach I when did you move I moved in I was three years old three years old so can’t but you’re technically Canadian I’m not an American citizen yet I’m still Canadians in a green card so I could get deported any minute could you right now are you working on that they coming in I don’t know no yeah I could if I do something bad so it’s like just like Justin or drink right yep he’s drink American yet I don’t think so yeah so I know he’s really into pools into pools like swimming pools a lot that’s all I know about Drake so yeah I um I went to college at Florida State University I studied finance where your parents like let’s if I stick back there a little bit yeah my parents they’re both drug dealers just the finest cocaine no their accountants they own an accounting firm but they’re Jamaican right they’re Jamaican yeah alright so describe them like a wheat like okay because then you say your parents are Canadian Jamaicans I have no clue what that is so they yeah they lived their whole life in Jamaica they went to college in Canada you’re they diverse they’ve got like the the accents the Jamaican accent yeah Mon and did you ever have that no Mon you never had it no because like I and I think it’s a lot of people that go through this like when they go to school like if you have like different like if you’re Spanish or you’re Haitian or whatever you go to school like why do you talk like that like why can’t you just talk like us and they start making fun of you so I was like yo dad when I’m at home speak American [Music] they’re beating me up at school you can’t you can’t be talking like this verbally beat up or physically beat up verbally okay so it wasn’t a cool thing have another making parents wasn’t a cool at the time no now it’s awesome now it’s it’s great because you know there’s no more bullying or is there but it’s like yeah when I was in school I just was like yeah I want to be like I want to be like my friends and they talk regular you know the fried chicken what is this oxtail with this curry goat I want fried chicken and watermelon dad so another racist joke yeah so yeah that was that was the childhood that I grew up with brothers and sisters yeah I have one sister Christina she’s actually my manager and yeah that was my childhood it was is she an older sister you can’t help you can’t have a younger sister be your manager oh yeah because that that’s why smarter than me that’s like it as older brother you can’t admit any of that right night it for years but then she solved the Rubik’s Cube in 3.5 seconds and I was like you win humanity you could do that spikes in a vine ah yeah almost you get right to the very frustrating when you think it loops before this he almost had the red so are you what are your parents like now are we talking like dreads and no no they uh is regular regular black parents and still accountants yes still account to do they take care of your stuff oh yeah I think I hope they’re supposed to be yeah my sister she she has a master’s in accounting as well okay so this is there’s a lot of family pressure to be an accountant yeah which is kind of the exact opposite of what you do at this point yeah like ever since I heard grade I was like I want to be an actor well I didn’t know what acting was I was just like I wanted to do what Jim Carrey did and that was like beyond the TV I didn’t which movie were you know Ace Ventura the mass all the ace Ventura’s liar liar all those movies I used to I used to know liar liar like word for word mm-hmm and that’s that’s how crazy I was with it you’re too young for the end Living Colour Jim Carrey er yeah yeah I I mean I saw pieces of it on Napster I used to download and that’s why I saw fire marshal bill yes but I never knew was a TV show I just thought there were little clips on Napster yeah that I would download so and LimeWire damn I’m worried oh yeah yeah so you know I didn’t know what it was but I knew I wanted to be like that guy were you was this coming out with being you know class clown making your friends laugh or was it just like I’m a kid watching movies and I want to be like this guy yeah I think I developed my class clown ways from trying to be like Jim Carrey like I’ll go to school and start like acting all goofy like he would do in his movies like the mask you know and then I guess that put me as a class clown you know and it was different because jamaican comedy it’s a lot different than american comedy it’s like you know it’s i don’t know it explains just more aggressive and it was just like i had to develop my own way of comedy through like watching these american TV shows like I would watch Eddie Murphy’s delirious and raw on Napster as well I didn’t even know that it was called stand-up comedy because there was no visuals of of the Eddie Murphy stand-up it was just audio so this is crazy and I did know that it was Eddie Murphy until my freshman year of college when we were watching it and I was like yo this sounds so familiar and they were like in the and then I would listen I was like yo this is what I used to listen to when I was a kid because they only had clips of the of the jokes like the ice cream joke and all these other Eddie Murphy I didn’t see the good to see the jacket never sell jacket till my friend to your college I was like this that’s a big part of that yes exactly so you know that was that was me growing up and my parents they’re all they come from the accounting and all that background so they didn’t want me to be an actor they made me do finance for for college so my undergrad was in finance so when you brought it up it was it just and I think this is probably the case with a lot of kids I mean right you know we grew up in North Carolina we wanted to be filmmakers and when I told my dad we wanted to go to film school you okay well I’m not paying for that you know it I think that when you’re kind of outside of like either like New York or LA it’s like parents don’t really they kind of kind of try to snuff that out cuz it most of the time it’s kind of a pie in the sky kind of say exactly they said no one makes it you know you have to be like going out of a million and you believe them at that time of you’re like I’m just I’m just gonna find my ID I kind of did but then I was watching um I I think I don’t know what great I was maybe eighth grade I was watching some clips of the rock when he was younger it’s either the rock or Vin Diesel one of them one of those big guys I think they’re the same person yeah yeah so maybe someone could find his clip but they said he said he said I always knew I was gonna be a star so I always act like a star and then that just stuck with me for everything I was like no matter what anybody says I already know I’m gonna be you know I’m gonna be a movie star when I’m older so I would even though my parents and they were like you got to go do finance like yeah do finance but then I would take acting classes on the side you know to perfect my craft right so yeah and acting classes you still grow you graduated with a degree in finance yeah but you you were also an athlete in at FSU right yeah yeah I did the track I did the track team to like could have went to I could have competed for Canada if I want to hide in the Olympics in high jump yeah yeah if I um I did I just did sports and you know my dad did soccer and in high school so I did soccer growing up I did track growing up and you know I was good enough to get a scholarship at college for track for track yeah and then and how high said jump seven feet two and a half inches how tall are you five eight and a half I round up for the ladies and say five nine if you had to do it right to do it right now what do you think I mean how much is that wear off over the years um I could probably get like six eight right now that’s you could jump over me you could Fosbury flop or whatever it is yes very flop over ret head if he if he laid his hair down if you ladies hair that sounds like a fine but I’m not you know we won’t we can talk about that later you got it listen you you had a start this on your own you don’t need gotta do selfies Monday alright selfies first he could help you but then after that your vines would suck he’s already told you I told you man but you but you could have been you’re saying you could’ve been on the Olympic team yeah well I mean I take a lot of training but you but you kind of said you you you sort of voluntarily backed out it I know you’re suing this thing I always knew that you know I wanted to be an actor you know I had fun doing track but at the same time it wasn’t it wasn’t a blast doing you know that what I have a blast doing is creating content and you know having people draw towards it whether it be happy or sad and so how was that happening in college what were you doing calm obtained people yeah so I I was in a couple of acting troupes I was one called the black actor’s guild I was in another one called bag bag yes yep it was in another group called 30 and 60 where we performed 30 skits in 60 minutes it was us against the clock and that was short form comedy and so like an example of that would be we all line up in a group and then and then they would start the timer and then 60 minutes would countdown and then the audience of a picking numbers they yell at numbers we have all the numbers line on the wall maybe they uh 15:15 you turn over you flip over the 15 card and says Klondike so we go and we perform and then and we start to get action whatever it was like what would you do for a Klondike bar and then one person goes I’d read a book another person goes I’d run a mile another of those skills I’d help a friend the last person goes I’d suck good they’re like what and then you’re out to the next scene and then there he was like 14 13 12 and then we say art 10 and we go to the next kid like that I mean that sounds like training for vine yeah some ways yeah I got to move through this and it can’t take that long cuz I gotta get the other ones out there exactly yep but it didn’t loop didn’t look if and if that one would have looped would it have been funnier hmm because that’s the real test right yeah that is really it you got to see it 10 times got to see it 10 times and it’s gotta keep getting funnier every time every time does it every time you watch it’s like a movie every time you watch it like I didn’t notice that I noticed that right there and then you know so I mean you you had the bug you were you were deep in this and it’s so it’s like improv ya know well we we performed we uh we practice it wasn’t probably at all we we practiced for a lake for like two months okay all that was basically memorized and planned yeah exactly but an hour-long show yep mm-hmm and then what next what what was the next entertainment thing that started to get traction for you uh after college are still in college no stealing college still in college I did youtube videos my first one was actually called teos if you type in is called TLC no scrubs hilarious I think that’s what I call her hilarious okay yeah I think so yeah yeah you gotta go out Casper then we gotta go all cast it all away what was that it was me doing my first like music video parody and it’s crazy I don’t yeah it was really bad it wasn’t hilarious no you were watching like what year was this this is 2008 okay I made my first video yeah okay some people are getting traction on YouTube no I’m gonna do that I didn’t know people were getting traction on YouTube I heard I just wanted to make videos and I seen like some viral videos like I think those evolution of dance yeah that was that was the only video that I knew was like really popping in huh and I was like all right that’s cool let me try and do some too and I uploaded that didn’t get a lot of views got made like a thousand views but for me I was like holy Sh yeah a thousand people saw me you can suck it that’s what I was so you kept you kept doing it yeah like from there on it your YouTube channel and you called it King badge no no that one was called jl0 7d because I was cursed that’s catchy yeah it was it was my friend’s email address and it was because I was I was cursing on the channel and I didn’t want my parents to see me cursing and if they typed it in they would see any like oh this is bad what would they have done I mean this banked me they would have driven what were they like very conservatives like no cursing in the house yeah oh yeah I never curse around my parents even now even now yeah never but they see your stuff now yeah they hate it don’t hate it yeah they do what do they say though they say Andrew yeah you have to you have to be a role model I don’t know I don’t speak that foolish line now they um they just tell me they encourage me to UM to be positive and uplift everyone but I do and do you engage you say but I am I mean I tell I have I hope I have a foundation that’s helping people but I I express myself with as calling a language but no I tell them it’s not even me like watch a movie you watch Will Smith he’s cursing in his movies but you don’t see him cursing you interviews you know so I’m like hey it’s just care That’s not me Mom I’m drew that’s king bad choice like I don’t know that guy but you Carsten an interview to right here that’s what no but this is king bats guys let me call in Andrew hey guys how you doing it’s Andrew M so what are we doing now today so how often does this come up does this you have this conversation with you my parents um she texts me right now is this liveing stream if this going straight is this this going right now put her on speaker let’s talk to her let’s talk to my we could ask not call my mom right now don’t say that unless you’re gonna do it I’m doing it right now let’s hope she picks up what’s right Ingrid are you gonna give her context are you just gonna no okay we’re just going in its hope she’s not gonna talk about my dirty underwear hey mom I’m getting interviewed right now right right here in our studio it’s the air biscuit studio mom with rhett and Link yes yes we do what do you think about your son’s your son’s career be honest mom be honest I can tell by the tone what do you think about his videos what do you think about is what do you think about his videos do you like his videos is my videos what’s the point one percent we heard about that what words in particular do you not like to hear him say almost got you though didn’t I hi mom I love you I’ll talk to you later love you mom we love you I think it’s really weird you just got your girlfriend to role plays no that’s great you got a sweet mom now call your dad we I didn’t think you were lying but that was still very cool to get to give validations yes yes I don’t think it helped I don’t think we helped your relationship any there but seems like she’s resigned to it though I mean it it I’m actually the fact that you called her and she spoke about it like that it’s like yeah this is something we talked about but this is not a sticking point in relationship you might move beyond it yeah yeah yeah yeah like she yeah she knows I tell her every time it’s like That’s not me it’s a character I play you know just entertaining people you started investing this character into a YouTube channel under someone else’s email address yes and then did you switch over to you youtube channel now it’s called something different yeah and badge no it’s called bachelor pad Jewish pad TV yeah cuz my king back channel I think that’s where I put my track videos and then bachelor’s pad TV that’s right that’s why what I wanted to do was I want to start my own web series of like sketch comedy so I developed that to do that but you know I stopped doing that stop doing web series and just to like off skits just like regular one-off skits so and at the same time you know okay so you’re doing this in 2008 where you’re still in college is you yeah right when I moved to California in 2010 that’s when I stopped jl0 7d and I started going back to those pad TV and you moved out here to kind of try to make it in the traditional media world yeah and the only way I could do it was the only way that my parents will let me move out here is if I took classes so I said I’m gonna get my master’s degree let me go to California and do that so I went to New York Film Academy I did a master’s program I dropped out a semester early because it was just so repetitive and I was like come on Denzel Washington he doesn’t have a master’s degree you know let me just I mean I can do a great Denzel Washington so yeah it’s just um I then I started doing my YouTube stuff really heavy and I was doing stand-up in YouTube and then a vine came out I was just like you know it’s a lot cheaper to do vine videos but what did you think Oh what was that conversation like when you were introduced to vine by a friend right and it was it was a Brittany Furlan so she was on vine yes so the way it happened it’s like it’s crazy that I think about it now it’s like this would never happened if you know I didn’t take the courses of events that have him so there was this um there’s this comedy troupe called Groundlings right and Groundlings i did the classes there and i met this guy named DJ LaBelle I don’t know if you guys know DJ LaBelle he does um he does like Dilla parody videos here it is one called women of LA and I was in that video and so was Brittany Furlan but we never met we shot on two different days so he had a wrap party for that video and Brittany was there and she’s just really crazy like I didn’t even like the first time he introduced his I hated my friend preemie she’s like dude I’m like um okay nice to meet you and it’s the whole time at the party she’s every time she sees me she’s like yeah she’s sober like she’s sober I liked you huh she liked you that was like yeah yeah something like that I don’t know but um yeah so after that I was like you know who’s that who’s that crazy girl and she’s like all she does vine videos and at the time she had she was like the most the number for both most followed person like she had five hundred thousand followers and I was like what’s fine and just I downloaded it like the the week after because black people always be late racist because what did you think okay mine is a six and a half second video that then loops on itself this is genius or this is stupid no I didn’t I stomped out yeah I don’t have any opinion on it I’m going to I did my first video I was just like you know just filming like random stuff like and then just I just liked that you can you can film and stop in the film something else I was like no one else has done that before I was like you know this is cool and and yeah so that’s that’s why I started doing it and then later on I started like let me try a skit you know and I did like a little impersonation of something and the next time I was when I was on set of filming one of my youtube videos we had a set there and then I was like alright I’m gonna like I’m gonna Rob you but then you take out a gun and then tell me to put it back and then so we filmed that little we film that video and then I was like oh it’s cool so the videos like I started off with they were they’re very bad at first but then I studied and I said what people like what people wanted to see and I just incorporated that more but they were very quickly skit based yeah exactly where as what she was doing was more personality based I assume yeah she did a lot of personality like she did uh torque a lot of torque videos like twerking in Walmart and um you know uh you know she did yes she did a lot of personality ones but she did a lot of sketch skit ones as well and then you kind of got into this group of guys where you were all trying to figure fine out right right and DeStorm told us about the like the vine parties basically getting together and everybody makes a bunch of them yeah like how long you know it seems like the kind of thing you’re gonna look back on it’s like those were the good old days when we got together and we’re figuring it out yeah we used to film this is when I stopped everything I stopped you know taking acting classes I stopped doing stand-up comedy I start doing YouTube videos and we would meet up from 9 a.m. to like 5:00 p.m. and just shoot a whole bunch of videos that’s that’s all we did we just shoot the video save them and then upload the next day and that’s when that’s back in the day was when back in the day we’re uploading about 3 videos a day at that time and would you invite a whole bunch of really hot girls or would you just like find them and just have the meeting wherever they were because they would be there one way or another yeah they’d come like when we had they started coming out when we had like a hundred thousand followers like fifty thousand actually fifty thousand fathers the girls will start coming out because they have like what 200 on two thousand two hundred on like Instagram and Twitter okay yeah we want to do it so now it’s not as easy right now we have everything now we have all the followers now they’re just like oh can we can we what do you think about me like being in your vine like I don’t know think about it this is Halle Berry you know that’s that’s that’s where right now but yeah but so you you stopped doing everything else to to focus on vine at that time was that a oh this is gonna this is gonna be the thing or this is going to be the thing that gets me into the stuff that I want to do um know at that point when I when I focused on it it was just like I just I don’t know it’s just like I really have fun doing this um it’s not like it’s wasting my time I’m getting a lot of followers doing it so you know I was just like let me just keep with it to see how many followers I can get and take over the world and was there any money in it at that time not early no there was nothing in it just doing it just to do it so so you stop doing things that are potentially making you some money you’re in LA it’s not easy to live in LA right so no but the thing is I wasn’t making any money doing YouTube either doing YouTube or Stan like stand-up they’ll give you like $50 here $20 there to you know do some spots but what was your day job then um nothing I had nothing I just dropped out of school and how are you living how are you living Oh off mommy and daddy okay yeah yeah I had I made some investments in college through Apple I bought a stock in Apple when it was like low when I was $80 and then at the time when I came out here was like $600 mm-hmm so I was like yo I got money saved up I can stop doing stuff for a while and survive and and yeah just like let me see what I could do in this time and I think I think I had like six months that I could do it like straight non-stop everything and I just did it and stuff started to work out and what did that when it began to work out obviously it turned into followers mm-hmm but when did the people start calling you know when we want to put you in this but I’m gonna represent you know you don’t tell my brands you’re talking about opera like entertain well I guess both cuz that’s kind of two different things there’s the sponsorships and you know get money directly from it then there’s that other opportunities yeah they both came about the same time when I hit a million followers my management came out of the woodwork hey what’s up man I been everything cool we want to bring you in the office see what we can talk about and then also agents were you know hitting me up you ta caaw me Gersh all the top agencies were trying to uh trying to get me to sign with them and what’s that like were you prepared for that or is it like what do I do it was like I got asked my younger sister what I should do it was like revenge because like back in the day I’m trying to get like I’m trying to send them my headshots trying to call him I don’t get nothing I don’t get nothing not a thing but now a couple months later I got a couple flowers now you guys want to you know work with me so it was like it was like all right cool so I let them wait you know I let them fight it out a little see which one was the best one and UTA ended up being the best one for me and Justin Bieber how did you know you mentioned him earlier you hanging out at the Clippers game I know people like to talk about that and like to ask about it but I can’t not ask right right because I I think it’s just uh oh it’s it’s just another point of reference Beyonce took his toilet paper and it goes back to the seat with Bieber cuz they’re friends did that happen because he was a fan first or through something different of the Clippers game no Justin Bieber in general oh how we hang out yeah how did you guys meet oh so he watched the vine he watches my own video he was a fan of you of the Vipers yeah yeah and then what and actually we didn’t meet through that we met because Floyd was a fan of my vine video so he flew me out to Vegas and he gave me tickets to its fight and you know Bieber walked him out that year yeah beer walked him out that year so I met him through through Floyd and then but he knew who I was through the vine videos’ right and then we all you know it’s a tight family that we have so we’d all hang out go to parties together and do that we built a friendship and was there a point where you were just like this happened I’m famous no not not really because of the way I look at it it’s like yeah people come up and take pictures but to me it’s just like it’s a big high school you know in high school like you look around you like oh I saw that guy last week you know oh yeah I saw him two days ago so you know you have a familiar face there and they you know take a picture like you take pics with your friends so that’s to me that’s how I look at it it’s like a big high school you know mm-hm that’s the that’s my relation to it what about snapchat like I know you’re on snapchat King batch on snapchat writing bachelor ladies um ladies just the latest so what’s your approach to snapchat because I imagine that you’re vines a lot they’re they hatch no I wouldn’t say spontaneously mm-hmm but like for us if we use snapchat we don’t we don’t do vine so we use snapchat as a very spontaneous way to perform in a way that our YouTube videos would never allow us to do but I just assumed there was more of a competition creatively between what you do with snapchat or vine right definitely Instagram right all right so let’s just throw all those together are you just thrown on Instagram what’s on vine and what are you doing snapchat yeah so snapchat is like my daily vlog like I used to do vlogs on YouTube but you know it’s hard to edit and do all that so I saw snapchat as okay I can just film what I’m doing into delete in 24 hours so that’s what I use my snapchat no sketch based stuff on snow just real life yeah just real life what I’m doing who I’m turning up with what dates I’m going on with my future wife Halle Berry and yeah so Instagram I use I do that for pictures of videos I uses app called shots I do that’s like a selfie app so I do a lot of selfies on that vine video in my sketches Facebook you know is everything you guys have stuff on Facebook that is like a minute and a half video like an instructional video different like sketched a longer sketch playing my character is that only on Facebook or is that like where else to know that those are my old YouTube videos recycling the old seventies they had like 5,000 views and like four million views yes and now people have seen it for the first time it works and that’s why a lot of comments are like yo what happened to your hair man what’s going on you shaved your head how do you do this yes yes so it’s because those are videos from like 2008 2010 so it with all this stuff you know we don’t do vine but we do a lot of that other stuff and we know how difficult it is to keep up with staying relevant and staying on top of all these different things so you kind of gave the impression in a previous interview that with the vine stuff it’s just like no I mean I’m just filming it and I’m editing it on my phone but is it just you and your sister and like or what’s the team behind yeah your team is me my mom my sister my dad and you ta that’s that’s a team right there so for int and for your content that you put on my vine videos you you it yours basically saying you can kind of do you get help from friends but in terms I don’t get someone to edit your giant videos myself yeah right on the phone on my phone yeah so like like I said like if I’m going to an audition or I’m going to you know the movies or something with some friends I’ll be editing my vine videos right I think the big question is when is Sherlock homeboy gonna come back I love that great I want to turn it into a movie but copyright issues with Sherlock Holmes yeah really just a parody man this misspell Sherlock get a really good fair use law yer and just yeah do it man listen all right I’m gonna cut right this with you man right now yes Sherlock homeboy meets her lock girl homegirl I don’t know there’s like a there’s like a female alter ego right be Halle Berry she’d be ended up the pipe okay so the start like homeboy I’m just gonna geek out on this this character a little bit there’s two episodes on your YouTube channel right mm-hmm and this was before vine took off or like at an early stage of I where it was like in parallel right right I guess it’s my way of asking what how do you view YouTube are you gonna do any of that is it is it necessary and I love you too but I love actually love YouTube more than vine because like YouTube you can show you can show like talent on YouTube you know you can you can really like take your time and show emotion and you know really tell a story whereas vine is just like you got a boom boom boom and you’ll be over the top and all that so so yeah you’re frustrated creatively with the limitations of vine no not at all because I can do you know you can do whatever you want I choose to do the vine videos I have fun doing them I have fun doing them so you know I make the vine videos and then when I have time I’ll go back and make you YouTube videos as well but if you had to choose if you were forced to choose you can be number one on vine forever to keep doing what you’re doing or you can pursue this traditional whether it’s YouTube or whether it’s film or TV story based character based stuff which one would you do money is not a factor well see it’s a politic game because if I wanted to get offered the roles on the TV shows and I’m getting offered I would need the followers even though you know that even though you have the talent you still need the fanbase but let’s take that out let’s write a blank check oh you too yeah so from a creative standpoint yeah because as you wanted I went to film school I studied studied everything about you know directing producing I do that also if you look at my youtube channel those are the that I wrote directed and produced and it’s just it’s it’s a great feeling when you take something from 0 to 100 real quick right but so what are you focusing on now because it would seem I would assume that you could pour your finances into if you want to do a self-financed something on YouTube you could certainly do that at this point oh yeah definitely so is that what you’re doing or is it more of the traditional break into movies kind of thing what what is where’s your focus yeah right now it’s more the traditional I’m actually developing a show with key and Peele right now a sitcom that we’re gonna pitch the networks and the end of next month I’m doing a move with Martin Lawrence I just got two scripts gonna see which one that I like the best out of those and you would just be acting in that yeah acting in those yep as opposed to I didn’t know if there was like a directing component to any of this or a writing component no I won’t start directing traditional media until about maybe three or four years then it’ll be big blockbuster movies yes um so yeah it you know it and then I’m I have another offer to do it another like a you know adequate budget movie starring myself so yeah I’m doing a lot of traditional media so I don’t really have time to uh to do the YouTube videos as much as I want and same with vine like it’s hard for me to you know find the time to do vine videos as well so I mean you’re getting the opportunities that you that you want but it’s interesting because like when I look at sure like homeboys like I can immediately see like the the next step from that if that’s the only thing I saw in terms of you being like it’s clear that you’re a star a movie star when I watch that like if I hadn’t seen anything else it’s just automatic but the vine videos’ it requires it’s like okay isn’t there a question of well are they only listening to me because I’m I have so many followers are they only hiring me because I’m popular on vine but there’s but creatively there’s no crossover here yeah exactly you know it’s it’s nice that you the comedic chops to be a great actor mm-hmm but that’s it isn’t it frustrating that you’re being hired just because you’re popular nor is it Bo I mean not at all because you know I I went to film school I’m dying over here I went to film school and I studied you know the craft of acting before you know I stopped everything like I know you’re good at it but right but isn’t there a chip on your shoulder no not out because like you know I I do the videos too I had to do the videos to get popular so I could get offered these roles and then I used the talent that I have stored up to when I get the rules so when I get the rose to perform when I’m on set so it all happened like it all happens hand in hand so you know a lot of that’s why I think you know I hear a lot of rumors about you know we give YouTube stars the opportunity to act in these movies and they mess it up and that’s because they don’t have the training the training of the craft and they’re not ready yet you know so it all it all works you know that when you take advantage of the opportunity you’re gonna show up and you’re gonna deliver exactly so you’re not yeah not scared I actually did actually did a drama movie my first drama movie that will come out in 2016 it’s called shot-callers so you know that that’s me doing some serious acting and for two years straight that’s all I studied just drama no just crying in classes and all of that stuff so you’re not funny at all I’m not funny at all do you cry I to cry do you bleed I do bleep I bleep blood and it’s okay so even now you’re already branching off into just drama right but isn’t but it’s an actor path exactly at this point yeah a directing that will come back in mm-hmm what’s the key and pill show it can’t peel I can’t really talk too much about it I could say it’s based about cops hey I need that cop outfit for what uh it’s just some silly TV show bro so it’s not a it’s not a sketch series it’s a it’s a scripted yes yep mm-hmm that’s exciting yeah it’s gonna be great and are they gonna be in it too or they just behind the scene they’re just producing it executive producing it putting their stamp on it yeah okay that’s a good stamp to have yeah yeah listen man it was it was a cool to hear your story and get to know you and we’re super excited and like to be here yeah so so let’s see it we’ll see you at the next Clippers game oh yeah would Beyonce will be above the box like in the upper deck well we’ll throw something down to you we’ll be out front waiting for you to walk by and we’ll hold on our hands for a few extra ticket thanks for coming in ah thanks for having me and there you have it our conversation with King batch tweet at King batch and let him know what you think about conversations it’s spelled like Bach King bee ACH and yeah I might have thought it was Bach first time I the first time at least a cinema one time and after that got it right maybe it was yeah I had to hear somebody say it but when I read it it was King Bach so that’s how you type it when you tweet at him hashtag ear biscuits but when you see him on the street just say hey what’s up – what’s up badge now I find it interesting he’s funny everywhere he tries to be funny oh yeah but he has hit this sweet spot with six seconds but I think that we should potentially get him to be involved in our new venture the new app that we’ve come up with twig one second video yes we have as opposed to just going down to five or four let’s just go all the way to one who else is gonna compete there right maybe maybe maybe like photo sites potentially I don’t know they got no photo shows is no second it means this so it’s just a one frame I’m talking right full and maybe 30 frame a 60 we did everything’s in 60 frames so you get 60 frames 60fps like the news thank you yeah I think working we’re not competing with pictures but we’re competing with the Jews Twigg anyway so happy to announce our new app twig and matches featuring batches number one on twig he’s all out soon to be number one on twig right he’s he is I mean but he’s on top of the world what I need sense is no pressure I’m just so far ahead I’m joking but I think he actually would be funny in one second that’s the funny thing is that if you told him hey man there’s this new thing when you got to be funny in one second he would figure out a way to be funny on one second oh sure he already knows it you don’t know he’s like you are yeah I’ve already got 20 things planned because I knew this was gonna happen and there’s people who have already planted it so like our twig is gonna be late to the game your twig is probably already an app and we and we’ve like sent people over to it now you know I think berry should be number one on twig is gonna create that account right area with the e I get it I think it’s berries actually oh there’s like two guys named berry on the same account and their number one twig they could be number one and two and they alternate between he’s on time and we decide no we decide who’s on top man no that’s not how it works is whoever gets nice loops oh okay hey is it gonna look doesn’t loop it’s one second in it doesn’t breeze is that the increases and you can come to never and then it disappears cuz it’s like snapchat it’s up for one second and then it disappears try to be funny on that batch I bet you can mmm me too all right we’ll be back next week oh well with another new invention or maybe we’ll just do another year yeah let’s just do that instead yeah okay [Music] [Music]

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