if you like looks you’re prepared aesthetically pleasing fine dining this one is the most exquisite ingredients then consider yourself fortunate click another link if you’re looking for Martha Stewart cooking show this is epic chef two contestants will have 45 minutes to cook up an epic meal using three secret ingredients alcohol and bacon one will be crowned at duke of epic by our panel of judges chefs on the last casserole queens these two ladies make casseroles and eat cigarettes actually I don’t know I don’t know them that well chefs on the right Rico and Rosa Italian brother and sisters so expect lots of bickering and gesturing with hands this week’s challenge sausage let’s get to stop it welcome to epic chef competitive cooking show where we take random human beings and throw them on the culinary battlefield we’re spatulas are swords Greece’s ammunition I don’t the fat I’m talking about all I know if the loser is gonna get eaten here’s how it works three secret ingredients the fourth optional ingredient we also cook with liquor let’s see what we’re working with today on the sausage episode assorted cheese’s even a disgusting cheese bullets making me sick chicken nuggets shaped like animals bowls of dead animals optional black liquorice black licorice this isn’t a bowl of wet condoms those are actually sausage casings this is a sausage episode you will be making your own sausages using these advanced materials and over here each contestant is given their own baking briefcase that is the briefcase filled with bacon so you basically cannot this meal up I have shown you the path you have to walk it let’s go meet our guest judges I’m red and I’m linked and together we are rhett and Link competition ain’t a competition let’s I have some liquor coursing through my veins all right you boys are gonna take a shot of me right we need to remain 100% sharp for the judging portion so we have asked that we have some pinch shot takers all right I don’t give us who I drink with so on that note to the blood of our enemies that means start that means start casserole Queens vs. Rico and Rosa it’s like a cooking game tag team match Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels burst the Heart Foundation except in the kitchen but a lot less man sweat busting open that bacon briefcase like cooking game Tony Stark business in this kitchen means throwing down bacon with the big boys you want to roll with the big dawgs the best load off trays of that pork perfection demonstrate some epic tactics to consider an epic chef’s casserole Queens messing with their sausage condoms Rico and Rosa going right for the meat the soda bottle is actually a state-of-the-art sausage packing technique developed by the Japanese in 1972 both sides have taken a divvying up the cheese and Rico Rosa look like they’re mixing bacon into their beef needless to say my taste buds are aroused with two members on each team I expect higher quality meals than usual take your hands off your cooking I’m taking a shot but guns up dran up hey let’s roll yeah we got man um they’re not cooking I know we all got cooking Rico thinks he’s special I am ah this shot us to time hammer time oh yeah hammer time or all the time in the world or our good times with friends right Rosa yeah let’s go yeah get back to it 35 minutes probably I didn’t look maybe 30 minutes would you mind if we made a necklace an intestine necklace yeah good dude have a bad eye dude just don’t slow me down good don’t panic I’m just good don’t panic I’m just gonna drape it over your ear cuz it needs a hook it needs it needs it needs an anchor point she’s a little struggling look at that Rico how long your life is just avoiding you back all of it that’s a little bit like me it really feels like that yeah you can finger that thing by the way we call this the UH the fish tracking strategy as he’s fist in the meat into the sausage casing I match the culinary term by the way I’m actually cooking with her now I think there’s been a total breach oh so I see how you roll open your muster gorge right Rico and Rosa making sausages together as brother and sister just like every Italian siblings I’ve ever met in my life casserole Queens making a fine casserole dripping that sound sorry greasy bacon pile we got our animal snacks getting put to work team Rico and Rosa mix it in with beef while casserole Queens are dicing theirs up into cute little processed animal cubes ten minutes left on the clock and pastas being soaked up at sauce down crunch time okay so casserole Queens have begun their plating process all right okay now right before we we finish this up what are your bets what do you got what are you thinking you know I like pasta but I don’t know if I like to scourge on pasta alone now the thing is with the casserole Queens they’ve done what seems to be their specialty they have made a casserole do you respect that but they brought that in here or he’s pretty high V this is something different I mean it’s C and it better be really good since it’s also in the name of who they are it looks huge which is a good thing that is a good thing because then it’s like almost like an epic Meal Time this is epic chef that’s epic ASSA d right there you got a minute love five four three two one that means I can stop all right don’t touch anything don’t even hydrate yourself okay so our dish is called Harry the pig instead of a little hair of the dog we’ve got a beer batter pancake that’s delicious and really going to hold it all together like a little sandwich we also have various sausages like all the sausages yes big sausage Jake yes staying true to casserole Queens we made an egg kind of sausage and bacon casserole we put all those delicious T cheese’s you provide us with in there that’s our egg Center we also took the chicken nuggets in the turkey sausage and then we made some sausage and bacon and gravy with a little bit of bucka sauce and then of course we topped it off with a bacon bourbon brown sugar maple syrup we grew up with something that was traditionally called a pasta frittata so we really wanted it to be epic and like stacking up the pasta frittata we got sausage we got chicken eater animals we have little Vita we got cheese’s I don’t even know remains and I was like breathe – yeah – some Doritos on there get some Tomatoes pasta bacon bacon bacon good bacon fried bacon and got some nut licorice in the sausage look Val Vita and sausage that’s a triple decker the third layer it got lost in the pasture somewhere all right so now we got these complete dishes we’re gonna give a little taste test one at a time yeah just eat it’s simple it’s as if you took an IHOP menu and just shoved everything off the menu onto a plate what’s this in the middle what’s that chicken nugget sausage patty it’s been cooked to an acceptable temperature yeah yes I’m a fan of anything wrapped in pancakes so you’ve you’re already winning with me and it’s a beer-battered pancake you know so it’s got a little something-something that means you’re winning with me – I never knew you can batter a pancake you may like a big nugget out of a bunch of little nugget and added some other stuff to it – we just taste tested the casserole Queens dish and now we’re about to try Rico and Rosa’s dish I’ll say right off the bat that as I put my fork through this it feels like I’m an archaeologist digging through millions of layers of sediment here this is and that’s a compliment and true to the analogy there are dinosaur nuggets hidden in there if you challenge me to pick the whole thing up I would probably fail I just feel like it’s just this your girth of this thing is is amazing points there this is a monstrosity this is totally unreasonable unreasonable monstrosity and girth all great words for epic chef all right the final judging process is complete link what’s your verdict Rico and Rosa I love the cohesive nature of your production it all came together and it assembled a shape that seemed to be amazing but casserole Queens I appreciated the taste a variety of taste the sweet salty nature of it so I am going to wait a little bit on my decision uh casserole Queens your meal tasted very good you incorporated all the ingredients however your meal was not something that I would do a double-take it’s a little dainty like I said Rico and Rose call that dainty your meal was offensive to me and the world it was something that could stop traffic caused an accident caused a pileup get a million views on YouTube however I searched through your geological formation I peeled back layer after layer and I found one little piece of sausage casserole Queens Lane cootie give it to never before in my life have I dug into a meal and felt like I was embarking on and an archeological dig I got to give it to Rico and Rosa I’m not a judge I’m just a facilitator I’m here for the drinks and the eats but I am also the tiebreaking decision maker like the Vice President or the Queen of England yes like the vice president of England so I love your shot you guys came my kitchen you took a shot and I loved it Rico and Rosa I kind of like the family aspect of it of how you were each working on your own yet at the same time together on that note they both didn’t taste that good so I’m gonna go with presentation in this case and I’m gonna give it to Rico and Rosa after making an epic meal worthy of the Tuesday thank you for watching epic chef new competitions every Tuesday click Subscribe follow on Twitter all that social networking jazz I remember unless I say so on this show you ain’t an epic chef you up you an embarrassment two Cylons everywhere you you