the Ravens win the Super Bowl 34 to 31 over the 49ers and Beyonce calls us half the stadium to lose power but now it’s time to talk about what we all really care about the 15 best commercials of the Superbowl let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us today it’s actually night we’re recording this right after watching the Super Bowl my breath still smells like guacamole I can smell it from here and we’re gonna get to the list right quick this hole is like an oil mixed with something else we mix with like the beginning of morning breath because it’s very late this is our top 15 Super Bowl commercials this is our list this is our definitive list the rhett and Link list who are we to be saying a list of what we think is the best and why should you be watching this one we’re going to watch the clips together and it will be fun – well we developed a name for making some of the most consistently crappy local commercials to ever be released on the internet so that gives us the right to at least talk about it here in our own venue so let’s get started starting at number 15 Doritos goat for sale a guy who loves Doritos and looks like a goat buys the goat that loves Doritos and looks like a goat it doesn’t end well hey I love any commercial that ends with the implied death of a man at the hands of a goat is that what is that what happened that’s what the implication was it was just implied though it didn’t actually have right well it was only a commercial yeah number 14 od prom come on nowadays lots of people go by themselves no they don’t hey son have fun tonight this ad teaches you that it’s okay to go to the prom alone as long as you have a rich dad who lets you drive his awesome car there right that gives you the confidence to park in the principal space kiss the prom queen and then get punched by the prom team all right number 13 Go Daddy your big idea Co we really like this one because we thought that it was smart it’s one in a gazillion idiot-proof it’s a real moneymaker and thank goodness I put it online first more champagne sir more everything Skyy waitress for the first time in history I think the Go Daddy managed to make Danica Patrick actually be funny like when she turned around and laughed I laughed the first time ever laughs at Danica Patrick it was good I did laughs I come in at number 12 30 ha ha ha ha ha cover she did number 12 the NFL Network Leon sandcastles okay so Gian Sanders comes out of retirement to enter the NFL Draft has an unknown rookie calling himself Leon sandcastle we good sandcastle sandcastle looks like a ugly Deion Sanders I never thought I would say this but Deion Sanders is funny well I think the people who write commercials for Deion Sanders are funny well I he’s funny I mean he maybe it was the wig number 11 Budweiser the Clydesdales Brotherhood a horse trainer raises a Clydesdale who hits the big time and then they reunite on a vacant Street in Chicago now I would say this is one of the most heartwarming ads from the Super Bowl this year but then the more I started to think about it it started to creep me out a little bit what are you getting at I’m not getting I just see it started to seem a little creepy better and a move on it’s just me number 10 Toyota rav4 wish granted kaley cuoco is that his head cuckoo oak oh I think it’s Kaitlin cuoco from Big Bang Theory Coco maybe she plays a genie granting wishes to a family oh I wish I could eat is what chocolate as I watch well your chocolate levels are dangerously low GLaDOS is gonna start you on a chocolate IV and here’s some free samples I think they should have wish for a Range Rover well I don’t think the ad would have worked as well for Toyota okay Gemini Doritos fashionista daddy a dad becomes a drag queen to get some Doritos then all his friends become drag queens set my wedding dress could be and I gotta say this one is special to us because we made it no our friends made it I don’t have anything to do some of our good friends entered this into the Doritos crash the Super Bowl contest correct congratulations guys congratulations friends of ours for getting some air time all right here we go number eight this thing this train keeps a rollin all night long dodge farmer now at the Super Bowl party that I was out everybody was totally mesmerized by this everybody stop talking got quiet and everything were totally focused on this we want the old recording of Paul Harvey old radio personality with the farm imagery mesmerizing God said I need somebody willing to get up before dawn milk cows work all day in the fields milk cows again eat supper then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board so God made a farmer now I was sure that this must have been a commercial for like Farm Aid or something or Monsanto right but it turns out it’s a commercial for Dodge Ram my heart was really warm and then it it kind of made a little cooler yeah I still love the commercial had all this passion built up for foreigners right and then it had to be put into a truck bed all right now number seven we’re going to put it number seven Hyundai or Hyundai Santa Fe because Sunday team a kid is challenged to a football game then hops to a car with his mom to gather his friends this one has a kid wrestling a bear and another kid rescuing a full-grown man from a burning building I love it this one was great and it actually was better on the internet they released a version a couple of days ahead of the Superbowl that had a different ending and we think the ending on the internet was much better than the one they showed on TV we would have actually ranked it higher if it the chosen right ending here kickoff touch or tackle or if they ask us which ending to use wish I didn’t Hyundai or hayoung day as you say Hyundai that’s how they say it over there one day where that word was invented yeah number six Kia Sorento space babies kid asked his dad where do babies come from and he does what any loving father would do that’s right he lies is where babies come from but Jake said babies are made when mommies and giggle play wheels on the bus seriously I laid two this because my son asked me this question where do babies come from and I lied to him what did you say I told him I had something to do with the tides then like the moon and boy or what’s next number five Taco Bell Viva Jung retirement home residents have a wild night out on the town and then end up luring in a Taco Bell parking I think the subliminal message here is that the culmination of a series of bad choices is going to be a Taco Bell and number four tide miracle stain a guy gets a stain on his 49ers Jersey that looks like Joe Montana stain on a stick where’s my 49ers Jersey oh I watched it you mastered how to stand on it the highlight of this is clearly stain on a stick can you buy those like on their website I’m going to start manufacturing them number three Samsung the next big thing this will star Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd with Bob Odenkirk very simply this is three very funny guys being very funny I have LeBron James hi Bron you win on Samsung yeah totally maybe I’d do a cameo on the tablet that’s awesome I think the LeBron cameo on a tablet idea is good I think they should do that number two Oreo whisper fight the age-old debate of which is better in an Oreo the cream of the cookie breaks out in a library I’ve always preferred the Green Park an Oreo that’s crazy the cookies the best part okay just fight with cops are you guys ready are you ready for number one number one from us can you tell by matter of elimination the only one that you thought was great that we haven’t talked about that you think we could be in agreement and think that it is number one or if it’s not in the comments you’re going to blast out at us and tell us how stupid we are you’ve been just waiting until we’ve said number one to really do that too much build-up to my house your chance shut it down okay so it’s not a big deal just our opinion number one Volkswagen get in get happy listen features a man in an office environment with an unexpected outlook on life everything will be all right um oh don’t fret nubrella sticky bun come soon yeah wicked coffee mr. Jim Julia turn the frown the other way around hey Dave you’re from Minnesota right yes I the land of 10,000 lakes the Gulf a state so in conclusion things are pretty dismal you know what this rule needs a smile who wanna come with I saw Matt we’re singing that’s a three minutes late don’t be no cloud on a sunny day yeah chill Winston sir respect bossman that’s it that’s our number one best dad yeah I’m by far when I saw it I was like this this is a masterpiece I don’t know if you agree or not but I mean it was it was hilarious it was unexpected because it was original totally original it didn’t rely on any of the devices that so many ads do no talking animals farting sexy ladies no farts hit nobody get hit in the nads you know it was it was just totally unexpected and you know in fact that’s one of the reasons that it won’t win so it’s not gonna be like the Sun were you gonna say Sunday it’s not gonna win Sundance I can go out of lemons ate none of these are gonna win Sunday but it won’t win like the USA Today ad meter or whatever because I already know it didn’t we looked at it just a second ago it didn’t win the USA Today I looked there I didn’t totally disagree with us I mean we’ll link to it they put it way down there but well it’s just so funny this one you know the thing about it’s got some controversy there are people saying that this ad is racist I don’t quite understand people want to find something wrong with everything I there’s Jamaicans have come out in defense of this ad no lie but we are not remain me so we’re not we’re not you know I don’t have to make him so I have every right to say that I’m mad I should have said that yeah but I’m obviously not as Alaska knew it was all those things and it made me feel happy happy you know what get in a Volkswagen yeah I bought a Volkswagen tonight but that’s why I was here a little bit later really you want a beetle you did yeah so we could all be happy together what about your accent Mon am I good at it so hot but I am actually good for the two of us miss just made yeah that’s great what did you 70 stinking boss let us know what you think about our top 15 agree disagree did we miss one did we misplace one we’re not gonna we don’t care and we appreciate it in this episode of good mythical morning the way we end every episode this is your first episode of good mythical morning you should watch Monday through Friday every morning we do more of these they’re usually different oh my goodness and this is a special one this is when I get my choice yeah you get the you get to choose what I do too in this episode this is gonna be difficult to film outside at night so we gotta film it in here you give me a piggyback ride I don’t want to do a piggyback ride I changed my mind do like man just do it seemed fun it should I stretch just do it one two out you’re like a million I’m coming up one I only one legs up right now I want to do one okay you