it’s time to get rid of Rhett beard let’s talk about that hi I’m Becky in Rolla Missouri good mythical morning good mythical morning well what is this about yeah we got some trimmers here and today is the day Rhett your beard is coming off it’s coming off and if I have my way you’re going you’re going all the way you’re going make it face I can go and tell you right now that unless you’re willing to pay me $7,500 no I thought you got $75 in pots do it do it oh it’s nothin – $75 I’m like no whatever I will go clean-shaven for ten thousand dollars no less now I am willing to trim it and let me tell you why because I am very tired of this beard okay so that it is something something that is going to be a tentpole event let’s call this a tent pole a stake in the ground you know it’s like if you’re staking the rock I’m developing this let’s call this let’s call this episode a stake in a vertical rock it’s like if you’re climbing let’s just call it the beard trimming episode because then when you need to you know if you’re falling later you can grab the stick and you can say you know what at one point I had a beard and then I trimmed it and I’m here and I’m not falling water that listens he’s my beard let me make the decision as to what it is I’m just saying I’m gonna let you trim it I’m just saying this is this is maybes important okay um now I’ve had a very bushy beard since we started back good mythical morning and lots of people are saying things about it but um I said in the very first episode I said I’m not going to cut my beard because it’s natural for it to grow I’ve decided my beard why keep hair from growing anywhere on your body if it naturally wants to grow I don’t know how the mountain men do it because I am like I can feel my mustache going into my mouth as I speak and I can see it going and then I can taste the things that I had from that Super Bowl party I can still taste the things even though I’ve like washed it it just it just it don’t you wash your face do but it just traps things and it’s like when you go camping and then you kind of you count it your smell on a campfire yeah for like a few days even if you shower this past weekend I grilled I made some ribs and I could smell the smoke from the grill like the next night when I was going to bed I was like somebody’s grilling something I was like no it’s my beard I’m smelling my facial hair in or you’re saying this is a bad thing because that sounds like a good thing well I mean it could be it could be good depend it depends on what it is that you smell but the other thing I’ve noticed is that without fail without fail over the past month when I’ve entered into a conversation with a stranger I’ve noticed them making eye contact with my beard I your beard I have eyes you know so you know I am talking to him beard too iconic on it is do it it’s so obvious when you look down like when you it’s like people know they just do this look you slide this it’s like it is meself contrary out and then I want to go like this I do did you do that I’m gonna don’t look at my beard look let me look how much potential this thing has I’m gonna really push it up because I’m about to push it down I mean look at this this is like Jeremiah Johnson man grizzly frickin Adams where’s your bear do you have a pet bear yes and it’s like curly you know if it was like straight if it was like straight and you know like a nugget it’s very much into Amish territory do you feel like you could make a rocking chair that would be a Mennonite well okay do you feel like you can make a rocking chair no no cuz I would like a rocking chair I don’t do woodworking so I taste things I smell things from the past people stare at it and um my wife said oh gosh yep she was like shutting it down she’s like I love you you having a beard in fact I don’t want you to ever be clean-shaven again but you got to do something about this that’s an instant in her mind this is no longer a beard it’s this yeah you got it you’ve got to do something listen I’m like hey listen as soon as we as soon as we get approval on this video where I’m getting rid of this thing and then we were like well you know Alice you know let’s do it on good mythical morning why not now you’ve got an input from your wife I’ve been silent on the matter until today and and what I’m doing is I am relaying the the cry of all the mythical beasts out there and saying that it is time to get rid of this now what I have done is I have a mass some comments from maybe you or people like you who watch our videos and who see that thing and can’t resist saying something about it so now Rhett I’d like to present to you as well as the mythical beast out there a moment I’d like to call comments about your beard okay that’s clever Patrick you’re on quotes or comments I’ll say comments to stay a while the beard good gracious what happened hahahahahahaha I didn’t get it I just let it grow engineer Gunther comments the beard good gracious what happened one of those comments is not original er in 1982 comments the beard makes Rhett look like he put on weight we get you got that a lot I don’t know if you saw that fat I know you did see that some maybe I did put on way maybe I ate a lot of food over Christmas any nonnamous comments Rhett’s beard is out of control granted exclamation point don’t disagree with that though atoms or Zoe yeah I think Zoe comments the shorter beards great on rant but with the longer beard dot dot dot well it appears that there’s a little more of Rhett for his wife to love that’s a nice way of saying you look fat really I think it just means that she imagines my wife run her fingers through my beard like this cocooning your beard and let me tell you that has not happened this has not happen Musa al-salaam any comments the beard makes rets face look really fat maybe listen I’m about to get rid of this thing if I still have a fat face you’re gonna feel bad two more Reitan illan number one rat looks like a bear with a big beard that means you look like the RET where the big baby looks like a bear not Rhett looks like a bear with a big beard I mean if you’re missing that oh I’d like to see ya right look at that bear were the beard yeah the beard the bearded bear like islands I guess every bear has a beard right and finally Viola Nam comments Rhett’s man beard is distracting me from the video holy moly alright well that my friends is comics about writers don’t like falling out of the beard as I stroke I don’t know what it is so are you see here’s what we’re gonna do now I am going to trim the beard as if I’m a barber all right I don’t know why just because you’re here and we’re gonna catch it and then was what discuss what we’re going to do with it maybe as we’re trimming it now I’ve got that thing set on the low that I want you to cut the sides with okay and then I’m once we get into there in the numbers so no for once we get around the lips area I want to really I want to take control if you go easy because it’s probably really not in other words right here you don’t want it to be this you’re right I have a system all of this can be for ya now go easy though when we were younger I used to cut all of our friends here be careful how far you go up now oh really gracious I don’t know why I’m doing this yeah I this is like a trust fall like do you trust me enough to trim your faith a trust trim ah rody but I feel like I’m like watching a lumberjack cut through a tree except it’s on his face and like the shards are going everywhere I’m like why am I even here I have no business being here that’s good good boy oh yeah this is good an effort it’s good enough for that you hold that okay okay huh well we made it through that all over me why do you want to get all over me why did I let it get all over you first of all I did touch that but I’ve decided that I ain’t going to touch it anymore after touching it once okay we made it through that that was more unpleasant than I anticipated it would be and now we’re were to the big question of the session which is what are we going to do with this thing now I have custom ordered I’ll give you 500 dollars to eat it no straight from the factory a beard coffin this is from Jason incorporated is that in the name of year I got Jason to make this for us look at this this is it it amazed me what a little sharpie some cardboard and some duct tape will do that’s all you need people to make your own beard coffin I feel like I should say something about it before put it into the coffin well now you put it in there and then you can say something to it like it like a you can eulogize a give it a funeral and then we can bury this thing good you want to bury it sure uh beard I thought you said you didn’t want to bury it I want to just talk to it guy talk to my beard give me a moment of freaking silence with my own beer I’m just trying to help you out here okay she’s in there this was kinda the woman it’s kind of you’re wondering it’s kind of traumatic a beard I know that there’s probably thirty percent of you that didn’t make it into the coffin and I’m sorry there’s a lot of you around and there’s a lot of you that still on my face you know they look at it that way look on the bright side this lots of you is still on me but a lot of you is going to be gone forever and that makes me a little bit sad this is the biggest you’ve ever been in my entire life and I felt like I felt like a man people seem to to respect me more people did look at my beard a lot and I did taste a lot of things in you that I’m glad I’m my own me tasting anymore and I wish you the best thank you be around for like like 1,500 years I think it takes for a beard to fully decay you don’t need to cry just a little bit sad I’m not really I’m not about to cry though not I’m not sad for it all right now what are you gonna do with it take it away I just can’t handle it here anymore well I’ll figure it out I’ll bury I’ll bury with a time capsule oh what the time capsule has been buried for a long time you’re gonna put it in there with it you all right Louie so you can just keep it on your desk and if you change your mind this can be the start of the body all I need is a little hot glue you didn’t even you didn’t even mention the body beard okay I feel like we’ve experienced something together that has drawn us closer and like it’s I feel like I’ve survived something that I never wanted to do and and only for that reason uh are we all closer you have a Dustbuster no no no none of us wanted to and please don’t sneeze I mean I don’t know if you can see but it is there’s a lot everywhere there’s a lot of beard around okay listen this this episode this has been a tentpole stake in the vertical rock episode as you’re sliding down life you can stop here and no look at that another ting ting ting good the black one means what it’s something is it bad yeah something we don’t want to do dang it slap each other in the face I just shave my I got a modification I got rid of my protective layer taking my glasses what are the chances I just got rid of up come on there’s one first same time same time three two what hey don’t hit me boys