| F#m Yes, I am a nerd Bookworm, I’m studious From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus Back in Kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam Now, I’m no rocket scientist – Oh wait, I am When I pour my Alpha-bits I get nothing but straight A’s My retainer and headgear connect To a back brace I’ve got a pocket-protector protector protector I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ’em together D Run back to Reddit And type stuff no one will see E You’re a geek C#m That means you’re just a hipster wannabe F#m That’s right, I’m a geek I’ve got brains and a personality I wear my glasses sincerely And my T-Shirts ironically There’re some things you can’t learn in a class Or else I’d sign you up for “Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast” You’re just so early 2013 I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux Too bad there’s no app to neutralize your B.O D While you’re lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long E C#m I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom F#m Sure, grooming’s not my thing But I don’t care I look so good in chain-mail That it’s not Renaissance Faire Doesn’t LARP stand for loser and reject party? I’d rather cosplay with hotties Than play fake army I tried Dungeons and Dragons once And I died… of boredom But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed post-mortem Mario Party’s the only one you get invited to Your life is like Skyrim An endless quest of Solitude | F#m Ooo, you beat Angry Birds You’re not a gamer ’cause you battle your friends with words You click on cute icons I execute commands Do you really need a “genius” to teach you Garage Band? I landed the first ROFLCOPTER And took in orphans when I was 12 ’cause I’m an early adopter I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat D You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs Doc?! E C#m I keep an actual ram in my PC! His name is Spock F#m I’m a new console Your face is birth control I troll Brony sites You look like an actual troll I’m fluent in C++ [Std – cout << “You just suck! \n”; \:] Can your iPhone auto-correct your dumb haircut? Hold on a second Let me tweet this info-graphic I made That illustrates the fact you’ll never get to procreate I just haven’t met a woman of a high enough caliber The only dates you have are on your Google Calendar D You’re losing this battle Your foam sword won’t help E C#m In the future you’ll randomly access this memory F#m And crap yourself Did I mention I built a dancing robot? No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans Do you even know what URL means? You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about (Sung in some fictional Tolkien dialect) D E Much wind pours from your mouth you cowardly dog! D You are ugly, and your mother dresses you C#m D E Go kiss an Orc You know D E You are a classic example of the inverse ratio C#m between the size of the mouth F#m And the size of the brain! |