| Intro: ( Emaj7 B ) x4 Emaj7 Here we have a man Who’s chosen to Instagram B His apple pie, a la mode Emaj7 While he fumbles through the filters B His ice cream has gotten “a la hot” And the pie “a la cold” Emaj7 As you can see This street performer’s drawn a crowd B To watch him do his thing Emaj7 But instead of just enjoying the show It seems that everyone’s decided B To make a documentary Emaj7 Notice this unreasonably attractive couple B Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together Emaj7 Social networking instead of working B On getting to know each other better E How does that filtered picture taste B Since your dessert has gone to waste? E When do you think you ever will B Wanna watch this portrait juggling film? E You know you want to touch each other B D Doesn’t that feel good? He’s my brother B Get off the phone now F# It’s gonna be okay A E There’s no need to be afraid B It doesn’t love you F# It’s gonna die one day A The government is probably E Spying on you with it anyway | Emaj7 Here we have a stereotypical teen B Forced to endure “Family Game Night” Emaj7 He’s stereotypically texting And missing his mom B Demonstrate a carousel ride Emaj7 Little Ethan here B Is celebrating being the center of the universe For one year Emaj7 But “The World’s Greatest Dad” Is more worried about ‘Facebooking’ it B Than actually being here Emaj7 Let’s listen in and see if we can get some context B “Please hurry! We’re at 382 Pine” Emaj7 He has the nerve to make a phone call B At such a pivotal moment in his friend’s life E How could you be so disengaged? B While precious memories are being made? E Do you really think your friends need B Another baby picture in their feed? E Don’t be such a self- centered guy B D Now isn’t that better? “I think he just died” B Get off the phone now F# It’s gonna be okay A E There’s no need to be afraid B (Get off the phone now!) It doesn’t love you F# It’s gonna die one day A E It’s crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway B F# (Get off the phone now!) It’s gonna be okay A E There’s no need to be afraid B It doesn’t love you F# It’s gonna die one day A The government is probably E ( Emaj7 Bmaj7 ) x2 Spying on you with it anyway |