Extreme Games Marathon

Today we marathon some of our most extreme episodes. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Marathon! And Happy New Year! Another year. 2025! We made it! 2025! Boop! Ha ha hi! And to you, as well! Man, 2025 looks good on you, and we should know, I mean, look at us. Yes, we, uh, may not have the bodies, skills, or determination of world class athletes, but that doesn’t mean we don’t like to dip our toes into the world of extreme sports from time to time. Yeah, and I mean, we’re using the term extreme sport pretty loosely as you’ll see. I think these are all pretty extreme. But sport? Some of them. I mean It’s as sporty as we get these days. Well, I mean a marathon is a sport. You’re not going to run one of those. I’m not going to run one of those. But we’re participating. This is a marathon. Oh, okay. Watching this together and hanging out, uh, and going through all of these is basically participating in a sport. So you’re not going to start jogging as a New Year’s resolution. [bleep] no. I really, really, really, really am anti that. Jogging or exercise? Jogging. I’m pro exercise. Exercise. Anti jogging, pro walking, um, I’m pro sprinting from danger. I don’t even think I would sprint from danger at this point. I think I would, I think I would jog fast. Trot. I’d be like, I’m gonna, I’m balancing, I’ll be trotting from this danger. I’m balancing not getting hurt by the thing that’s chasing me and not getting hurt by running from the thing that’s chasing me. I believe that there’s a balance in that somewhere, you know? I don’t want to pull anything, I don’t want to get hit by this, bit by this bear either. I mean, you’re thinking about your resolutions if you haven’t already you tend to make those kind of physical I tend to think that way as well and I want to be capable, you know so that I can continue to serve you with the entertainment you deserve so all the stuff that we’re going to take you through in this marathon we can continue to be capable of doing those things into the future without really altering like my makeup. You almost didn’t get through that. I was worried about you. Starting off the new year right, where you’re just gonna stop talking. You’ve been doing that a lot lately, where you’re just gonna stop talking. I didn’t stop! I slowed down. I’m slowing down in my old age. We would like to be able to continue to do the physical things that we do on this show. that’s our only motivation to stay in shape. Yes, it is slower, but I said it. Yeah, it took me about seven seconds. Alright, alright. So where are we gonna start? We’re gonna start with putting weird things in a pitching machine for March 9th, 2021. Okay. What happens when you put a bath bomb in a pitching machine? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. As a kid, I was terrified of pitching machines. It’s got that wheel that moves so fast, man, and I was afraid it was gonna rip my coach’s arm off, and then I’d have to swing at his arm. Whoa, okay. And what if I missed? Can you imagine how embarrassing that’d be for me? If you missed the arm? Yeah, that would be embarrassing, but probably not as embarrassing as the time I was trying to hit a caged pumpkin with a baseball bat and, uh, lost my balance. And please do not cut to that. I’m sure we just didn’t cut to it. And hopefully none of that happens today because we’re gonna use a pitching machine to launch weird things at high speeds, none of which include a human arm. Or a caged pumpkin, I think? It’s time for putting things in things pitching machine edition Welcome to our layer the throw zone layer get it throw zone like ozone, but throw in a layer Okay, what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna be putting things into this pitching machine that should not, or have not, maybe before, been put into a pitching machine. Yeah, this is, don’t put your hand on it! Come on! Safety first, man! This is a safe spot! Don’t make me nervous! Well, you’re making me nervous! Well, this is a safe spot to put the hand! Why do you have to touch it at all? Not on the spinning, just talk about it without touching it! You’re making me nervous! I don’t want your arm to go through there! I don’t want your arm to get ripped off like a coach! This is the first pitch baseline, not a sponsor. It will launch stuff! Up to 70 miles an hour. Case in point, this is a baseball. Why don’t you go 70 miles per hour? Whoa. Whoa. You see, I called that grounder. That was like little league. You see that I caught it. It was like, it just came right back to me. But we’re not going to do any more bowels. That’s stupid. Yeah. That’s for baseball players. You know what we’re going to do? We’re going to make not a toss salad, but a pitched salad. Okay. The first thing you want to do when you’re making a salad is make a base layer of lettuce. Well, we’ve got all these bowls laid out here, and either it’s gonna spew across it, or bounce off the backdrop, or, I don’t know, we haven’t done this yet. Well, you’re gonna have to battering ram that thing in there. Get it, lettuce! It’s slowing down, it’s about to cut off. Yep. All right. Yeah. Hey, look, right into a ball, man. Look at that. Look, I mean, what are the chances? Oh, I made one too. Can you believe that? I made one too. We should just quit while we’re ahead. We just made salads, man. Jabba. Oh, wow, I did it again. What is it? Hold on. You don’t seem impressed, Link. We’ve just done something that Michelangelo couldn’t do. We, we made three salads, three for three salads, man. All right, now let’s put some guacamole in there or whole avocados. All right, go for it. Oh, I broke that. Oops, I broke something. Oh, grab an onion. Oh my goodness. I mean, this is like a freaking softball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woah! Oh yeah! We’re gonna send it over the wall. Let me do one. Oh, now I’m scared! It’ll catch it, it’ll catch it, it’ll get it. How about apples? How about apples for your salad, huh? Oh, wow, yeah. That’s real nice. I think you could toss them from back here. Watch this. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, let me do that. Why stop at apples when you can do peppers? Pepper time! Put it in like this. Oh, the peppers are giving nice distribution. Oh, you’re getting pretty good. Ha ha ha ha ha! Who eats raw potatoes in their salad? Oh! What is that? It’s mozzarella. Oh! Yes! Everywhere, bits and bits. Did you see that? You know what? You know what? I don’t even care, man. I’m ready for this one. Nothing! You like blue cheese, right? No. But you do. Ha ha ha. I’m not getting blue cheese all over me. Come on, man. I’m not going to smell like blue cheese for the rest of the day. Whoa. Yeah. Oh, it’s crumbling. I’m telling you. Whoa. Boy, that wheel smells like cheese now. It’s a cheese wheel. Link, I have a lot of little tomatoes. I don’t know if these are. I really got to give some momentum here. I didn’t really amount to much, did it? And last but not least, another baseball. You know what? It seems like it was made to put a baseball in. Yeah, you forget about the power associated with it. All right, let’s turn it off and let’s find our favorite bowl. I got a bowl of nothing but blue cheese. I got a bowl of pepper and apple and a little bit of avocado. And I got a bowl of three chunks of of cheese and then one little chunk. There are restaurants in this town where this would pass for a salad. Like your neighborhood bar and grill? Is that what you’re talking about? Uh, no, I mean like a fancy restaurant. And sink it. Tastes like pigeon machine. I kind of like it. Why bust a piñata with a baseball bat when you can bust a piñata by launching baseballs at it at 70 miles per hour? As you can see, we have suspended our Elmo piñata. He’s saying hello or maybe help me. Okay, Link, there’s only one way to approach a piñata, and that is a little bit dizzy and disoriented. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do not advise you to do this at home. Whenever you approach a pitching machine at home, you should not. I think that’s my phone. You should not be dizzy. I got your phone. Everything’s gonna be okay. Okay. Now approach the pinata. I mean approach the thing. Can you see it clearly? Yeah. Whoa. Okay. A little bit low. I’m gonna get, I’m gonna get dizzy while you adjust that. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. You get a ball. Drop the bat. Oh! Ha! He’s not dead yet! He’s just, he’s just been tickled a little bit. Oh yeah, he had a belly full of mashed potatoes. Alright, I don’t know if you knew this, but the model that we bought is not Tickle Meomo. It’s Decapitate Meomo. Oh, okay, well bring it up a little bit. So let me, actually, I’m gonna get dizzy. You adjust it to go right for that noggin. Ready? Yeah. Okay. Do it. Do it, Neil. Right in his head. Oh, man. I’m really dizzy this time. Action. Look at that, Elmo. Oh, we tickled him so hard. Look at that. Leave it up there, Link. Leave it up there. Let’s, let’s, let’s, let’s annihilate it some more while it’s, while it’s there. I’m going to throw this out there when you, Give me a counter. Oh! Hey, I was a little close. You came into our parking lot, Elmo, and we tickled you to death. Take that, Sesame Street. I actually really love Sesame Street. Yeah, it’s a great program. That was a special place in my heart. You like coloring? Yeah. You like books? Yeah. Well, we got a mythical coloring book for adults of all ages. Yeah, it’s so soothing. Get it at mythical. com. Yeah. Hey, Rhett, you ever wonder what it would be like to put baby doll heads into a pitching machine? Yeah. You ever wonder what it’d be like to try to hit him with a mannequin leg? Yeah. Let’s do it. You want to go first? I’m going to go first because I’m not a good batter. But have you ever batted baby heads with a leg? Nope. You might be great at this, Link. Now, because we’re both delicate flowers, we’re very well protected. I’m dressed like a catcher. I’m dressed like a catcher and I’m pitching. I gotta take the gloves off. Why? Gloves are coming off because they’re too small. I can’t grip the mannequin. Here we go. Heads up, Neil. Right. Right. Check the glove off. Yeah. Hey, be ready, man. Here we go. It’s a little inside. You want me to adjust it? That baby doll head was moaning as it came in. It made a sound like, uh, and I’m not exaggerating. Alright, I moved it more to the middle. Okay, ready? Don’t be so scared. Give me a countdown. All right. It’s a little low, man. I’m exhausted. Oh, yeah, you’re in contact. What is that? Oh, hey, grounder. I hit it. Grounder. I think, I think you got thrown out. You’re too tight to celebrate. Okay, Rhett, your turn. And my advice is pace yourself. Remember Babe Ruth, Link? Okay, whatever. Here it comes. When he played to the left field. A little high. A little low. Oh! Oh! A little low. Did it hit you? Yeah! Oh! That was a strike, man! Oh! Yeah! Did it hit you? That thing came so fast and touched my nose! It touched your nose? Yeah! I mean the baby’s nose. No it didn’t. The baby’s nose touched my nose. No it didn’t. I kissed it. Oh! Reaching for it. Oh! Yeah! I hit the camera! Hit the camera! Woo! Okay, now I’ve got toilet paper. And I’ve got a plunger. Here we go! Oh, that was, that was, it was like a goose flying out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Link. Yeah. Yeah, that’s in the strike zone. Oh, sorry. All right. Did I inspire you? Oh, yeah. That line drive right into left field. Hold first. Okay. Oh. Yeah. Bring it! That was a strike, man! Bring it! No! You whiffed! Go! Yeah! Okay. I’ll take a base. Here we go! I aimed it at you. Whoops. Nice! Whoa! Yes! I broke it! What the crap? I broke the bat! Look at this! I’m like BoJackson! You see that? Woo! You see that? Am I too close? Am I too close to the camera? Probably. Hey, I gotta give it to you, man. Woo! I’m not gonna high five somebody who just broke a plunger. Well, we got more to hit. Bath bombs. I got a baseball bat. I got bath bombs, y’all. Oh, crap. I mean, it’s the same shape and size as a baseball. Here we go. Oh, you had a little, a puff that happened back there. A little puff, that puffed the magic dragon over here. Here we go. That, that was short. Yeah! Hey, that was good contact. That was nice, right? Oh yeah, that’s good. Sometimes the ball, sometimes the ball just I just get, things get out of hand, man. Oh, that was a nice one! You like those noises I’m making when I’m swinging? Yeah, you sound like Monica Seles. Yeah, that was awesome. That was awesome. You made contact over here. Did I hit a lens? Morgan, you all right? Bumps away, Rick? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Oh, another nice. Yeah. Take a bow. We did it. I’m gonna break this bat on my knee. No, I’m not. Don’t do that, Jackson. I’m not this back bomb on your chest. Gimme another one. Oh! That hurts more than it should. I’m gonna save these for my bath. Okay, good. Well, did you learn anything? Don’t answer that! Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Bath bombs, man. That was a lot. That’s great. That was a lot. It was dangerous. Especially for, for Elmo. Um. Mm hmm. Which, you know, it struck me as I was watching that. You haven’t talked about your run in. With Elmo’s dad? With Elmo’s dad. I think you told everybody on tour, but you didn’t tell the people. Well, I had to fly How did this work? When we were on tour When we were on tour, I had to fly home for Lando’s graduation, and then you guys were in Atlanta just having a grand old time, and I’m like flying back. I’m like I get to the hotel, like, when I land, I’m getting all these texts about how y’all are, like, going to karaoke, you’re going out to dinner, and then you, like, meet. They wanted me to meet them at karaoke. We were at karaoke, and we had put your name in to karaoke for you to show up. Because you said, I’m getting in at this time, and I can be there at this time. Right. But I had to go to the hotel room and drop off my stuff, and then I was gonna take a lift or something to meet you guys. But when I went up to I’m walking down the hallway and I hear, um, a party going on. Just people yucking it up across the hall from my hotel room. And I heard Rhett in the room. Like, you know, I know the guy’s voice. I mean, I’ve heard it a lot. It sounds like this. And, um, I was like, They are playing a trick on me. They are over here on the other side of the hall just having a party in the hotel room. And they’re, I don’t know what they’re doing, but they’re trying to get me to go to some karaoke place and nobody’s going to be there. Elaborate plan you had concocted. And I was like, and I’ll just, I was just, I was perturbed, but amused. And I was like, you know what, it’s fine. And then I, so I just go up to the door and I just. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I just, uh, beat on the door, and I say, Housekeeping! And then, I, then I heard the whole party just went quiet. And so I’m like, I got him. I think it’s housekeeping. I’m like, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Housekeeping! And then, uh, Actually what happened was, the second time I hit on the door I realized the door started to open because it wasn’t latched all the way. And then as somebody came to the door and opened it all the way I realized it was a group of strangers. You didn’t verify that it was not us. And I was like, um, How you gonna tug yourself out of this one? Well, as I was about to say something, there was like five people, and, um, one of them, the woman, recognized me. And she was like, oh my god. And I was like, I thought you were My friend, I thought you were playing a trick on me. And they were like, come in, come in. And I’m like, um, no. So I went in and I ended up partying with the cast of Sesame Street, the play. Including, and they were having a debrief after their first show. Um, and Elmo’s dad, the guy who puppets Elmo’s dad on Sesame Street was in it. Like, giving them notes on, like, their characterization of all of their roles because they had to, like, play roles that, uh, for the, for the stage shows that are normally played by other people. They weren’t having a party. They were working. Yeah. Well, they were laughing a lot. They were doing their job. Yeah. They were doing an official Foof, foof, foof, foof, foof. And then, um, yeah, so I just hung out with them instead of y’all. That night. Yep. Yep. And uh, yeah, you never showed up. That was fun. That was fun. What up? You got into an Uber? Got halfway into the thing. We’re like, bro, we’re all heading back now. . Yeah. You’re lost. And you were wearing flip flops. Yeah, I sang Lady in red at the Caro at the gay bar. You want to know my side of the story? I was at a gay bar in flip flops and I sang Lady in Red and I think I stole the show. Yeah, I hate I missed it. Um, but I was, you know, but I was connecting, um, I was connecting with people who, uh, didn’t need me to be a part of their meeting. Okay, so that was a little, uh, little story for you. All right, it should come as no surprise to you that Willits hold a special place in our hearts. But what you might not know is that, you know, there’s another special place in our hearts that’s a lot like that first special place, but this special place is a little more unhinged and a lot weirder, and it is exclusively reserved for non food Willits. This is Willits Soccer, or Willits Football, depending on where you’re from. From November 29th. Today we ask the age old question, will it soccer? Oh, let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. We are smack dab in the heart of world cup fever. And I don’t know if you knew this about me, but I too am a soccer fan. Football star, or where I’m from we called it soccer. Yeah, I remember that man. And where I’m still from we call it soccer, but I know it’s football because I am a star of that. I scored two goals in one game, both with my left foot. I was there in the crowd because I didn’t play in high school. My soccer experience stopped in 8th grade, but it was just like this, just 8th grade. Cuz I was the goalie. You were the goalie. So today, I get to get my kick on and you get to get your goal on, but the balls ain’t gonna be like this, Rhett, cuz we’re gonna push the limits to super cool, weird, and questionable soccer balls. That’s right! It’s time for Will It Soccer? Well, if you want to get specific about it, it’s actually, uh, Will it soccer ball? Yeah. Yeah, because we’re gonna be kicking some balls And here is the criteria for what makes a soccer ball a soccer ball First the ability to stay intact and continuously move across a field when kicked, not punched. We have standards. And also a generally spherical shape. We ain’t gonna be kicking no Pyramids balls, that’s not a ball, right? You know? So you’re basically saying and this is the direction that we gave to Jesse it needs to be round and kickable Round and kickable. That’s it. Uh, all right. Let’s get to the first one. You’ve heard of dangling a carrot in front of a horse to get it to move. So it only makes sense to motivate a couple of guys like us to get our ears in gear with milk’s favorite cookie dangled in front of my foot in the form of a soccer ball introducing Goal. These are This is a soccer ball made out of oreos jesse. What did you do? Glued a bunch of Oreos together. Now, is there, what’s, what’s inside? Is it hollow? Nothing, it’s hollow. So, so again, we’re not cheating. We’re not just taking a soccer ball and putting Oreos on it. That’s what they would do on fill in the blank other YouTube channels. Smell of that. You tell my Dude Perfect again. No, I didn’t say anything, man. See, this one. They would do something more impressive than we’re going to do today. He didn’t mean that, Jesse. Thank you. You’ve done some impressive stuff. No, I’m saying the athletic prowess that’s about to be on display is not on the level of Dude Perfect, okay? Do I have a mirror? He didn’t mean that, Link. Alright, so we’re gonna go outside with this thing and we’re gonna, we’re gonna, we’re gonna goal it. Alright. Is that what they? Yes, score. Welcome to the auto zone because, uh, this is our parking lot. Welcome to the what? The, the The pitch zone. The, the pitch zone. Because of the tar that’s in the, uh, on the surface. Team Linkerpool versus Ret Madrid. I, I feel like I need to warm up. Oh, I definitely need to warm up, but I don’t remember it being this close. Last time I did this, I was 14. Oh, this is a long way. I don’t remember it being this close. Oh, no! You know what? We don’t need to warm up anymore. I think we’re adequately warmed up. Alright, Jesse, bring in the real ball. Yeah. Oreo ball in place. It’s a good looking ball, man. There’s no way this is not gonna explode around my foot. I mean, I’ve never kicked an Oreo, so I don’t know. I’m gonna give it everything I got. Oh, give it everything. Because I want to score, you know what I’m saying? Yeah, yeah. You know what I’m saying, Rhett? You have to wait for Raph Chase to give you the, he’s doing this very official and then I don’t know what David’s doing. Make sure it’s in the goal. He’s going to make sure it’s in the goal. Okay. Ready when you are. Here we go. I’m nervous. Me too. Oh, I missed! Hey, I missed! Wow, I never saw it. Oh my gosh! Look at that! The netting! The netting stayed intact! It wrapped around my foot and disintegrated. Look at that Oreo cream, that’s some tough cream. What is this cream, Jessie? Silicone? Silicone cream? Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the normal stuff, so don’t eat it. Yeah, don’t. Okay, you tell me, is this still a ball? I’m just bummed that I missed. I missed. I missed. But yeah, I think it No, no, that’s not still a ball! Okay, if you said, Hey, come over and play soccer, and I was like, Alright, here’s my ball. I just realized You’d be like, are we going fishing? Is that a net? My jersey has pockets. Is that normal? Well, that’s your shorts. Uh, so yeah. This is cool and all, but It’s uh Oreo! Will it soccer? No. Okay, I’m not sure if the makers of Crocs really understood what they were unleashing on the entire world population, but you will not find a single soul that doesn’t have an incredibly strong opinion about them. I hated them until I wore them. Exactly. Now, it’s time that the world’s most popular sport met the world’s most popular controversial piece of fashion. Yeah, we got the Crockerball. What? Look at that. It’s beautiful. I mean, it’s got some ball like quality. The way that you’re playing with that thing, I’m very, oh, oh, yeah. Jessie, what did you do? I think she just put some Crocs together. No, I actually sewed them together. Sewed them together? Yeah. These are, these are baby Crocs. Yep, toddler size. Okay. Let’s go kick it. Only kick them when toddlers are not inside them. Croc ball in place. Yes. Well, before, can I confirm one thing? Have you put every single one of those crocs into sport mode? Because that seems appropriate. Good idea. Thank you. I did it with some of them, and I’m stopping now. Okay, I feel validated. Okay. Hey man, listen, I think this is gonna soccer. And so you gotta make sure you get it in the goal. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta get it past you. I’m gonna try everything I got. Which is a point. And I’m gonna look really professional. I was told by someone, I’m not gonna mention her name, but she’s laughing right now, that when the last ball was kicked, that I went like this. Yeah, yeah, that’s not, a goalie for 31 years, man! Alright, here we go. Here we go. Whistle. Alright. Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh man! Oh! Oh! Oh! You opened her up! Come on! That thing just kind of, foof, floated. Floated. Did you, did you still wince and cringe? Is it still a ball or is it more of a Oh! Oh! It’s more of a helmet now. There you go. How do I, how do I look? Now bend over. Oh. Nah, that felt good. Um. It felt good to kick that thing. Really? And then all you gotta do is just start sewing it back together, like in between plays, you know? It kinda half, it kinda half soccer. You know how soccer starts and stops a lot? There’s a lot of time to like, yeah, it just didn’t. I don’t think you could get through much of a game. This would be pretty frustrating. But it looks awesome, and for kids who don’t have the powerhouse thighs that I do. That’s true. So for the kids, Crocs! Will Soccer! Yeah! For the kids! Not only is it World Cup season, it’s also holiday season. And since no one else was into my idea for a soccer ball made of mistletoe, Yeah. Uh, we agreed that the world should finally know if Christmas ornaments have what it takes to be soccer fied. Presenting, Merry Kickmas! Hey, that’s a good name. Fun to say. This doesn’t look fragile at all, Jesse. Let me guess, you glued a bunch of ornaments together. Hot glue this time. Hot glue. Oh, hot glue. Okay, watch out. Okay, we got a shard thing that could happen. Well, this is the interesting thing is it’s also kind of an ornament in and of itself. Not for long. I’m gonna toe bash this like Chante Hartwood doing recreation soccer. And I think she did wear like work boots when she played. Yeah, I got a steel toe boot on. And uh, boy, it really makes my foot heavy. Okay. I’m uncomfortable with the phrase toe bash. Why? I, no reason. You ready? Is it sexual? It kinda sounds that way. No it doesn’t. Yeah, now that I think about it, it kinda does. Okay, it does. Awesome. Hey, I’m a toe bash this. Okay. With now that all seems like a setup just you give me a yellow card. It’s a little bit. Yeah, it’s not though. Okay, I’m ready. Oh, I’m nervous because I don’t know if this is going to protect like glass ornaments for going in my veins speak goalie be goalie be quiet. Here it comes. Oh gosh! Goal! Yes! One, one little piece! You got two goals, two points! Two points! Three points if you count that! So all of this jazz, I mean, I did, I, oh, sorry. I don’t think you have to apologize to it. Here you go, you want to hold a bigger piece? Um, It felt like I didn’t kick anything. Those were good boots. It was the beauty of it. It was like, if I were blindfolded, it would have been like kicking an invisible ball. Is this a ball? No. We’re really experiencing a lot of failure. Which does bring me back to All of my sports experiences. Yeah, right. I think if we show up and say even for the kids I mean, yeah, not gonna happen. I don’t think so. So should have done the mistletoe ball guys christmas I didn’t have my thing on man. Oh Christmas ornaments will it soccer? No holiday shopping shipping reminder tomorrow november 30th is the international shipping cutoff for mythical. com so If you want to order something and have it guaranteed to arrive by the holidays, go to mythical. com by tomorrow if you’re international, all right? And it’s a good place to just be thinking about gifts for yourself. Oh yeah, for others, yourself and others. Early and late holidays. Mythical. com. All right, it is a crime that a soccer ball hasn’t fluffiest confectionery treat. So today, justice is delivered, this is the softster ball. It’s a marshmallow. Wow, it’s got, it has some give. Jesse, what’s inside there? Uh, again, it’s hollow. Again, it’s hollow. She’s getting frustrated with your dumb questions. Well, no, no, no, it’s black stuff. Uh, that’s also a silicone adhesive. Okay, alright. But it has the appearance of roasted. Yeah, I had to toast them this morning. Oh, freshly toasted? Lick them and see what happens. Did you get a little of that silicone? She didn’t make this thing this morning. Did you? I just toasted it this morning. She just toasted it this morning. Uh, it still tastes okay. You know what, I think this is one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s balls. Yeah, boy, where’s the other one? On the streets of New York. That’s right. Have a seat. Ugh. This is the most relaxed soccer ball I’ve ever seen. Yeah. Now, I want to set this thing up for success. Right. If I just haul off and leg smack it. Don’t do that. I, I think I’m going to do more of like a scoop and push. The old shovel kick. But because I’m going to have to scoop and push, I need you to do more of like a slow mo save effort. Oh yeah, I will be receiving in a much, in a, in a very relaxed fashion. But if it goes like just under your arm as you dive, that would be awesome. Oh, as I dive? Yeah, that would be awesome. Yeah, I’m gonna dive. So. I’m just gonna stay up here, ref. And then, uh, I just need That’s completely legal, by the way. Wait for the whistle. I think I wanna just go ahead and put it on my foot. Now, that’s illegal. Just so you know, if we’re playing by FIFA rules, that is illegal. I’ll allow it. Okay, but it has been allowed. Okay. It’s on there. Ready? Looks like one big shoe. Yeah. Okay. How is this gonna work? Handball! That’s more than a yellow card. Here we go, uh, Just I want it to work. Go! That thing is Look at that, man! It’s still a ball for the kids! Oh, man. It’s still a ball. Go! Throw it to me. Let me see if I can get a header. Like I’m gonna head it right into the corner just just lob it. Here we go Here’s the noise it makes when it hits the ground It didn’t work Uh, I didn’t remember to take my glasses off. That was brilliant on my part. Look at that I could I could make this into a puppet. Okay, this is now Uh, will it puppet and in order to make this a resounding success? But as far as the soccer ball, uh, does it work for the kids? I think it works for the kids. Uh, marshmallows. Will it soccer? Yes! For the kids! So, uh, we had two things work for the kids. It was, uh, marshmallows and Crocs. Right. Uh, but Cause we love the kids. But listen, if you’re just an adult, or like, you know, not a toddler, you should probably just stick with a regular soccer ball made out of some sort of actual substance. Right. Right. Right. Unh! That was awkward. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Makes me want to play soccer again, but not really. Well, there’s lots of opportunities in this town. I mean, the number of times that I’m driving around and I see just people, adults, playing soccer really intensely. Yeah. I’m like, you could do it if you wanted to. Man, well, it, you know, it makes my hip flexors hurt just to think about it. Well, you don’t have to try hard. I don’t know. You don’t have to really sprint. Exactly. Sprinting. See, you can’t just like trot around. The thing about soccer is, the thing about sprinting or jogging is that if you’re just jogging or sprinting for the sake of jogging or sprinting, it’s very, very boring. But if you’re doing it in the context of soccer, you don’t even think about it. If you add a little slide tackle in there. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Um, all right. What are two words that perk you up? More than anything else, mini golf. I mean, we hear about you wanting us to bring back the mini golf, so There’s a lot that goes into it and not as much comes out of it As we would have hoped but um, one thing we can do is relive the magic Uh at least once maybe more in this marathon So let’s go to October 13th of 2020 for the pick and putt Ikea edition. All right. I’m never going with fate again. Fate is a lie. It’s a lie. Mythical morning. You like my two time pick and putt winner’s jacket. I do like it. I just had it mowed. Oh, you did? I plan to keep it forever. Looks very comfortable. Well, our greens are kind of clashing. And I think it would look better if that went. over My green sweater. There’s only one way to make that happen. Link’s up to you. Yeah, I mean Rhett won the two previous matches that we had but today We’re gonna be testing our Ikea knowledge. So as a big blonde man, I identify very much with the Swedes. Okay So when was the last time you went in an Ikea though? It’s been a couple years. I got lost I got scared and I have not returned Yeah, it’s huge There’s like I mean you could set up an entire golf course not just a putt putt course in one of those places But I feel like I learned everything there is to know about Ikea A few years back when I assembled a chest of drawers, it nearly had an emotional breakdown. So, uh, this episode may need a trigger warning, for me. It’s time for Pick and Putt, Ikea Edition. Welcome to the putting zone. I will now cede the glorious winner’s jacket to our very own Ikea stock boy, Chase. Until he very likely returns it to me in about, you know, 10 minutes or so. Oh, okay. We’ll see how that goes. As you can see, our Pick a Puck course has three holes representing three different answers. And we’re going to be asked a series of questions about Ikea. And we’ll put our answers into the hole that represents our guess. Each punt counts as a stroke and putting into the wrong hole gets you two extra penalty strokes. Whoever has the lowest score at the end of the game. It’s golf! Wins the right to keep the coveted winner’s jacket or receive it for the first time. Hey, it could happen man. Anything could happen. We have got a Well, ironically, this is still being powered by Chase. He’s in the next room on a bicycle making all this work, so don’t, don’t be alarmed. So we gotta putt through all three of these things, and then you have to hurdle over them in order to get to the hole. Yeah. Alright, since you won last time for the last time, you get to putt first, but we should hear the question. Yeah, you wanna hear the question? Yeah. Stevie, we’d like to hear the question. Okay. Just because HBO’s Game of Thrones had a multi million dollar budget doesn’t mean they didn’t know how to save a few bucks. One of the Emmy award winning designers for the show admitted to using a particular IKEA product as a well featured GOT prop. Was that IKEA product a collection of IKEA faux fur rugs used to create the capes for the Men of the Night’s watch? A flatus basket used to transport Daenerys three dragon eggs? Or, a store sent glass carafe featured as the vessel from which Cersei Lannister poured her excessive amounts of wine. And I can see that those are the three things that are swangin So you’ve read and watched all of Game of Thrones. Yes, but there was no mention of Ikea. Hmm, and I’ve watched and read some, and I also did not pick up on that. Okay, so the basket for the eggs doesn’t make any sense, because I know enough about the show to know that’s such a central feature. But glass can pass as glass, because what you’re gonna do be like, Can you make a custom glass? Glass is glass. Glass is glass. So I’m, I think it’s the uh, carafe. Now gentlemen’s agreement, you don’t have to putt down the middle, you can bank it, but you gotta start in the middle. Yeah, yeah. You down with that? Agreed. Okay, so I’m going on the left side, I’m banking, I’m trying to get to the carafe. He has cleared the swingers, but you’re really close to fur rugs. This is gonna be difficult to come all the way across and get into that carafe hole. Is this fate screwing with you? I mean, there is a line to this, but man, fate is telling me to go with fur rugs. No, they wouldn’t use fur rugs. There’s so many, like, materials available to designers these days. I’m gonna try to get into the carafe hole. This is not an easy putt for McLaughlin. He’s going for the hole farthest from his lie. And I caught the lip you you caught the lip of bad caught the lip of basket I caught the basket lip and I’m going in there boy boy if I’m wrong three strokes. That’s gonna be a serious serious faux pas all right, I Disagree with you. Okay. I definitely don’t think it’s that balls. That’s just too Manufactured and recognizable. I actually think it’s the first Because a fur is a fur is a fur. I mean, they’re gonna have to use fake furs anyway. You might as well get them on the cheap and then start putting them together. Sound reasoning. I’m gonna try to bank it in the same way you did because you ended up near the rugs. Thank you for that information. Almost went in basket. I did clear these puppies. I think you can make it in fur in two. That should happen. Yeah. Let’s see if I can do this. Woo! Alright, he’s in fur and twos. That’s at least what I wanted to do. But Stevie, is that what I should have done? While dragon eggs and red wine may make for a fine brunch in King’s Landing, Dang it! It was the faux fur Ikea rugs that costume designer Michelle Clapton admitted to repurposing into capes for the celibate men of the Night’s Watch. Look, I get a I get a pre winner’s thing. It also means, Rhett, you get five strokes for this round. And Link, you only have two. Oh gosh. It seems that we have a chef suspended on the course. He’s gyrating. Thanks to Chase, he’s got a couple of open veins on his arms that you can put into and then a mouth hole. He’s hungry! Apparently for more meatballs, Stevie? Yes! Three bowls of meatballs sit before you, but only one holds the famous IKEA Swedish meatballs, although traces of horse meat were found in IKEA meatballs throughout Europe in 2013. I remember that. None of these balls are horseballs. Which meatballs are from Ikea? Meatball A, Meatball B, or Meatball C? I think A tastes better than B. Honestly, I have very little to go on here. But, um, you gotta go first because you just took a big commanding lead. Now you, you don’t want me to stand up here, right? You just want me to choke up on this puppy? Please. Hmm. I think that they all are tasty. I think it’s A. I’m feeling it. I wish it were B, because if I feed the chef, it comes out a blue tube from his Scarf. Scarf. Okay, yeah, that’s his scarf. And it’s aimed right at B, whereas A and C, we got that gyration. So I’m hoping that the left hand goes to A. So you’re going for A. Okay. Too hard, too hard. Help a man out. All right, so that’s one stroke. Okay. So you’re learning a lot from my mistakes here. Okay, all right, that’s two strokes. I mean, but I can I can go from yeah, but you can go from there. Yeah There it goes, come on chase work with me. Woo. Okay. All right. All right, right So we did learn that is the correct one Okay Man my instinct is that it’s a as well. I just I don’t i’m not confident about getting it in that daggum hole. Okay dead gum Oh, he has made it in one hit. He has learned from my mistakes, but he has almost landed B. Made it to B. All right, now, you should’ve listened to Fate last time. Fate is sending you to B now. If you’re right on A, from a game theory standpoint, it’s logical for me to go for A. Because if I’m wrong and I go to B, then I basically completely erase any advantage. Or I go way up. You go way up. I’m gonna go with my instincts because Go all the way up. Man, but I didn’t trust Fate in the first round, and I should have, and I wouldn’t be here right now. Everything you said is true. All right. Here’s the thing. I’m not going to go with fate. I’m going to go with instinct. And if I’m wrong, I’m never not trusting fate again in this game. All right. So I’ll take that long play. Okay. Okay, Stevie. The best selling IKEA item in the world is not a piece of furniture, it’s their meatballs. And those meatballs were in bowl B. Dang it! FATE! I’m gonna trust FATE from now on! I’m going FATE forever! Ever. In this game. Forever, I’m just a man of FATE. If you’ve been thinking about joining the Mythical Society, You should do it right now because through October 21st in celebration of my birthday, we’re going to give some deep discounts to select second and third degree memberships over there. So go check out all the details at mythical society. com and check out these fans. We got like a typhoon sensation happening sensation. Stevie, what are we trying to figure out? For the biggest IKEA fans in the world, there’s an actual IKEA museum in Sweden, which has featured all kinds of hardcore IKEA centric exhibits over the years. Which of these is not An actual exhibit to ever appear in the IKEA museum. A virtual reality IKEA kitchen, in which you put on a VR headset to virtually walk around an IKEA kitchen and do fun things like open drawers and cook meatballs. A home futures exhibit, in which IKEA shows you what they think homes will look like 50 years in the future. Or, a talking holographic image of IKEA’s founder, Ingvar Oh, Ingvar? Giprod? Who will tell you a brief history of Ikea on a loop all day long. Ingvar? He goes all day long. You’re still in the lead, Link. It’s shrunk a little bit, but you’re still in the lead. I’m talking about the lead shrunk. The talking hologram totally makes sense. VR kitchen of existing kitchen versus a future kitchen. That’s how I’m torn because They have a lot to gain by just like people experiencing their their existing kitchens like futuristic homes I think it’s that one you think it’s futuristic homes I think that does not exist in the museum even though that seems like the coolest thing the coolest thing So i’m gonna give this some gusto to get past this gust and then right down the middle get ready ingvar Oh, oh fate was fate was sending you to vr kitchen. I can’t quite make it All right Yes, okay, futuristic homes. Well, first of all, I don’t think anymore. I just let fate decide my whole life Oh, no fate doesn’t decide until after you’ve gotten close. Uh, no, I have to have an intention. So my intention I Don’t know man VR kitchen makes all kinds of sense because everybody’s on that a talking hologram link is expensive Unless it’s like one of the cheap holograms. I think the talking hologram is not real. So are you going for a bank shot? I think I can get an almost straight shot to it. But here’s the deal. If I’m sent somewhere else by fate, I will follow the winds of fate. You shall. He’s hit the fan, and Oh! Fate seems to be telling you to agree with me, right? Fate sent me to futuristic homes, and I don’t I no longer question fate! I don’t question fate! Should I question fate again? Because maybe I can get the lead. You said you would follow fate. Nothing else matters. You committed to it. How good is your word? If you go back on fate and your word, who are you? Listen, you’re not my friend anymore. If I follow fate and i’m wrong, i’m never following fate again. Well, this is quite a lot of talk about something that doesn’t exist. Speaking of what doesn’t exist. Although, there is a section of the IKEA museum dedicated to the history of IKEA. There is no holographic Ingvar! I’m never going with fate again! Fate is a lie! It’s a lie! Wow, we got an Excitebike like plinko board, and then we have a bridge over troubled gold. Okay, what are we trying to decide here? IKEA may be known as the go to spot for cheap college dorm room furniture, but shoppers with a taste for the finer things may also find something they like while shopping at IKEA. What is the most expensive item sold at IKEA? IKEA. Dun, dun, dun. Is it the new teed, stainless steel, self cleaning double oven with automatic locks and quadruple glass doors? Quadruple? I mean, how many glasses? Four. Four? Four glasses? The good moron, Tolkien, Katowick, white double countertop sink slash cabinet set made with solid wood drawers and environmentally conscious water saving faucets? Man, that’s so sleek and Swedish looking. The faucets know about the environment. Or the Lidhult 6 seat corner sleeper sofa with pocket spring support and a built in pull out bed. Zach, can you photoshop a dog on that couch for scale? I can’t tell how big it is. Oh, crap. Okay, I’m going first. You gotta go first. I’ll just listen to your reasoning. I’m interested in it. I mean, those faucets may be environmentally conscious, but I think that’s the least expensive of the three. 12, 000 couch That’s a big couch. I think it’s the couch. Of course. None of that matters if I can’t even get over this Plinko, right? Yeah, there’s a lot that could go wrong here. You gotta kind of be in the middle in order to get over the bridge You ever stop and think about how many people are watching right now? Like you mean like you’re thinking like a professional golfer like a million people watching us right now watching me put Well now that you put it that way Yeah, hey man, you shouldn’t have put that pressure on yourself, man. Dang it. Uh, it did hit the plank. No! God darn it! Okay, so that counts. It did hit the planks, or the planks. And so now we’re saying that this is a drop here, and you have to hope that it stays in the middle. Nice, nice. It’s not gonna be easy. And this is your third shot. Always practice swinging on the outside of the golf ball just like the pros Oh, wow, you, I’m glad I wasn’t even thinking about the holes. You know, double sink is the one I was not going for. You know what? I’m going to let fate decide. Fate is telling me go with the oven and I’m going with fate. Fate has let me down. Come on, fate. Don’t let me down. Okay. All right. Four strokes. You got me nervous here. Now I’m thinking about the millions of people watching. I wouldn’t say millions. I’d never I’m not saying million. I mean, over time, millions, maybe. Okay, here we go. Man, this is Don’t go too hard. Or too soft. Oh, nice! Plinko action. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! That can’t, it can’t happen. It’s mathematically impossible. Yep, you’re gonna have to do a two putt just to position. But what if I just go so hard? Man, I don’t know what I should do. I think I gotta go for it, Link. Oh shoot. I think I gotta go hard. Alright. Oh, dang it! And you almost went in the sink! See, you forgot about the holes, too. Yeah, I did. Alright. Wow, okay. There’s a lot of different options here. We could tie, you could win, or I could win. And it all has to do with whether or not I’m, whatever the right answer is, . Uh, you cannot put to oven unless you’re gonna too put, there’s just no way. That double sink is more expensive than sofa. And since you’re already in oven and four, I gotta go with the sofa. I gotta go with sofa. Now fate is telling me to go to double sink, but you know what fate did to me last time? Okay, he has landed in sofa. And now for the reveal. Ikea’s double sink cabinet set will run you 1, 016 and the double oven will set you back 1, 499 but the big ass corner sofa will cost you the most at 3, 829. I was right and I lose. Link, if it makes you feel any better, Zach did Photoshop a dog onto that couch. Oh, it’s much smaller than anybody else’s. That’s a really overpriced couch. Well, boy, I almost lost it, but I get to sleep comfortably tonight in my stiff jacket. Oh man, that was crazy. And who won, really? You. That’s right. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I’ve stuck to my word of using fate. It, fate didn’t help, help me at all, at the end. Fate, there’s nothing in fate. Fate makes things fun. Yeah. Talking about fate, and fate screwing us. That, that was good. It was fate’s moment. We almost called the episode that. Screwed by fate. With Rhett and Link. Uh, but the optimization team told us that was not a good idea. Right. Maybe on a different platform. So that is now gonna be the title of our upcoming memoir Screwed by fate. Yeah, I know. Well, you know what? We’re very fortunate, right? Yeah. Yeah, because it’s actually psych Psyche. Yeah. We’ve had a good life. Right. Screwed by fate. Psyche. We’ve had a good run. We’re grateful. Yeah. You know. Because the memoir also serves as a relaunch of our, of our, the brand Psyche. But then we say Psyche, and we’re not really bringing it back. No, we’re not. Sort of like it’s a joke on a joke on a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where’s the green jacket? I wear it to sleep every night. Okay, it’s so comfortable. Yep, that’s right. Alright, if you’re not sure what to watch during this holiday season, we wanted to remind you that Mythical 24 7 exists. This is a channel that’s constantly running on free for you streaming platforms and smart televisions. Roku. What, you laugh when I say smart televisions? When you say, when you say the word television in total. Smart TV? You sound old. If you’ve got Roku, if you’ve got Amazon Prime, if you’ve got a Samsung TV Plus, then you have Mythical 24 7. I just, All the time. I just can’t, I can’t believe it either. So check out Mythical24 7. com to help find our channel on your favorite platform. It’s probably on your TV right now. And just keep it on. Okay, speaking of on your TV, we’re big fans of Taskmaster. I was a bigger fan until I started playing Belvedere Sales. Yeah. So, yeah, the GMM version of Taskmaster where we get, uh, our god, Belvedere the cockatrice to tell us what to do. So we call this one. This is well, we Can we beat the hardest game in the world from April 12th 2023? We’re striving to be our mythical best critical thinkers. Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. If you’ve watched this show before, or at least the intro, then you’ve seen the cockatrice before. And while you might have assumed it’s our mascot, in reality, his name is Belvedere, and he’s kind of our god. Yeah. Uh, did I say kinda? I meant Belvedere is 100 percent our god. And I love him very, very much. I too love him very, very much. Uh, but word on the Cockatrice Heaven streets is that we haven’t been showing that love enough, so Belvedere, the cockatrice, has decided that in order to prove our loyalty, we must compete in a challenge filled with mental and physical hurdles, the likes of which we’ve never seen. And Belvedere has also demanded we include a member of the mythical crew in this whole dumb thing. I mean, this important show of fealty. It’s time for Belvedere Says! Welcome to the show, Nicole. Thanks! It’s a pleasure to be here always. Am I gonna get sacrificed like a lamb? Uh, I don’t know. It depends on what Belvedere wants. Just say something about Belvedere. Hey, Belvedere! Belvedere! Belvedere! Hey, you there, buddy? Yes. That little deer doesn’t speak. He only speaks in, uh, in the thunder. Yes. Yes. I’m also losing my voice. Yes. Okay, so each of you separately has already competed in the Thunder. In Belvedere’s demands. But now we’re going to see how you all did because you you have no idea how the other competitors did right. How do you individually feel like you’ve done? Y’all go first. I think I’m a winner always. Um, I mean, I just felt like after I was done, I was like, well, there wasn’t a lot to that. Hmm. Um, it’s I will just say it’s it’s taking me a few days, um, to recover. Okay, well, the winner today gets to sign the praise a doodle coop. Uh, whatever that means, we will we’ll find out. There we go. It’s that. You get to sign it? You get to sign it. Are you excited? We sign it, then we burn it for Bellador. Okay, let’s um, see how you kicked things off. It is I! Are you playing cool music? You’re not fooling me this time. Let’s do this. Well, hello, great Belvedere. I see you have given me a great bounty of golden eggs. Hey, buddy. Zero. To appease Belvedere the Cockatrice, you must meet his five demands without leaving this room. You may not read the next demand until the preceding demand is met. Your time starts when you open the first demand. Fastest time. Fastest time. Fastest time wins Belvedere’s favor. What? Okay, I’m setting this down here and I’m going on to number one. Your time starts when you open the first demand. Do I open another demand? This is my first demand. What? Two up! Okay. Hold on. I’m gonna open another egg. Number one, number uno, the time starts now! Erect a tower taller than you. Okay. Erect! A tower taller than you. Erect a tower taller than you. Oh, okay. Easy. I’m 5’3 so I can do so many things. Okay. I’m gonna Think fast, man. Think fast, Brett. I call myself Brett when I’m thinking, because I’m using Because I’m using my brain! Look at the brain on Brett. I’m glad I stretched before this. Let me move my body a little bit. So this is definitely, this is definitely, huge. Crap. Alright, so this. Why are you laughing? That’s rude. This is a tower taller than me. On to the next! You took everything out of the box for no reason. Just so you could pick it up. Wow! Did you? Is that what you did? I thought I couldn’t be able to lift the box and I was So you took everything outta it? I took everything outta the box to put it up and I erected a tower. Yeah, you did great, Nicole. Thanks. You both did well as well. Bookshelf Ally did great. The bookshelf you didn’t erect. I put something on top of another thing, which in my mind yeah, means erecting you. That’s stacked, not erecting. No, she erected a tower. Hold up a dictionary. Someone help me. I don’t know. It makes sense to me. No, judges. That’s, according to the erect judges, that is correct. Thank you, erect judges. But only the erect ones. I mean, the argument can be made that you outsmarted both of us, and how come I use my tower taller than your tower? Yeah. You use the same objects as me, uh, in, uh, plus an unnecessary one. Yeah. Yeah. That made it really, really tall, like taller than it needed to be. I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know when the time started. Thanks, yeah. Okay, let’s see how you did next. Okay, number two. There are several eggs hidden throughout this room. Find and balance an egg atop the tower. Once it’s balanced, yell any single word of your choosing. Oh gosh. That’s not gonna be great. You guys knew I was gonna use the cactus, you Find an egg. Find an egg in this PVC pipe. Let me see something. The tower is taller than me. It doesn’t necessarily need to be at the top of the tower, right? So, I gotta find some eggs. Find an egg. Find an egg. Find an egg. Find an egg. Trash can. Nothing in the trash can. Try some eggs. Okay, that’s a ball. Ooh, I found an egg! Okay. Find an egg. Find an egg. Ah! Find an egg. Find an egg. Ah! Found an egg. Oh, that’s a real egg. Well, technically, listen. I mean, let’s be real here. These are eggs. These are eggs. These are eggs. Crap. I need this to get up there. So now, I’m gonna need Ah! Okay, okay, okay. Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it, Brett. Oh! Find another egg! Find another egg. Egg! Uh, I can’t even find an egg. Ah! I found an egg! Okay, okay, okay. Find an egg. Ah! Balls! Find a pipe. I hope you’re having fun, Belvedere. Okay, okay, number three. I’m doing so good right now, so much confidence. There’s an egg on my hand! Find an egg! Find an egg! Find an egg! I found an egg! Okay, okay. This is a bit of a cheat, but I need some pity. Ah! God, why did I do this? Ah! How many eggs were hidden? It’s because I wore a winter coat! It’s so hot! I’m so hot! Find an egg! Oh! Oh god! At a certain point I’ve lost. It is an egg. Hillary. I’m only on number three. Using any condiment, you’d like, Write the word you just yelled on the egg. Do not touch the egg or tower. Using a condiment you’d like. Do not touch. I can’t touch the egg, but the thing can touch the egg. Okay, that’s good. Okay, well, this has a writing tip. I’m glad I didn’t say, like, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. That would have been really bad. Okay. Let’s use pasta. And let’s cut it in half so there’s no Let’s, let’s Okay, this will work. Wasabi sauce. Goldilocks. Nothing to see here, just writing balls on an egg. Hillary. Hillary. A lot of letters in that word. Wow. You’re not allowed to touch the tower. Oh. What in the crap? I can’t touch that egg. I can touch this egg. E. Fricker. Oh, I know what to do, I know what to do, I know what to do. Okay, I’m going to take this, and I’m going to dip it in this because this is more stable. You know what? Half an egg is still an egg. E. H. I L R E Hillary E Look at the brain on Brett Falls Egg! Egg! Hillary Alright, four Lick the egg completely clean while repenting your sins to Belvedere Now, it didn’t say I couldn’t touch it. It didn’t say I had to leave it up there. I’m smartin I’m smartin y’all out. Belvedere, wherever you are. Brett is so sorry. Belvedere, Brett, he’s using his brain, but he’s so sorry about how he’s violating the rules. Oh, Belvedere, I’m so sorry. I’m a bi Hey. I’m really sorry. About all the bad things I did. I don’t have a lot of patience. With this game. I don’t like sriracha. One time I stole an Oreo in like fifth grade from like this girl that I didn’t really like. I just have a negative attitude right now. And I’m, I’m beating myself up and I don’t think that’s fair. To you or me. And I got detention. I’m sorry about that. I just want to say I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Okay. Number five. This is it. This is it. Put everything in the room back where it was before you started. Oh, wow. The look on your face, man. The wonderful thing about watching you, Link, is that at every step, I’m just anticipating, How is this gonna go wrong? Everything went wrong. Every single step. Nicole, you are really using your Yeah, I tried, you know, I tried to take the task and hit it straight on as fast as I could. Well, sometimes you went around, like, with the Yeah, I do love a good loophole, I always have, so. Yeah, you were thinking outside the box, you know, not putting it completely on the top. You were thinking below the box, which is still atop the tower. I don’t know about that. I mean, the judges will have to be the determiners of that. But what about half an egg? We agreed on that. Well, half an egg is still an egg. Yep. And did we end up licking the same egg? Oh, I really hope not. Um, who went first? Well, you had the white egg. You had a real egg. Oh yeah. I had a, I had a clean egg, right? We had the numbered egg. I went first. Was I licking your egg? It was the zero egg, I believe, for both of us. Did you wash it? I did, I did, but it was the same egg. Thanks. Kg. KG said you washed off the, but here I am licking the same egg as you. I washed it with my tongue. Yeah, I was feeling pretty defeated at this point. Yeah, that’s appropriate. I knew it was over You were you you were I hope you were feeling good. I felt like a winner. I meant it when I said it Well, I think you you’re I don’t know what time is anymore, but I think that you’re winning I I it’s it’s between the two of us and I think you’re really yeah I think you might be a little bit. I don’t know. Let’s we’re gonna find out But before we do just want to remind you that we have re recorded Our classic my hair goes song Now that my hair goes up and Rhett’s hair goes down, uh, it’s a totally new production, uh, available on vinyl exclusively on the Mythical Society. You’ve been asking for it and we’re giving it to you. Plus on the B side, we’ve got a completely original unreleased song from us called Relevant. It’s an autobiographical song. Just join third degree monthly by April 30th. Uh, and you can get this thing. Visit mythicalsociety. com. Okay. So we stopped at the cliffhanger there because you saw what Link’s space looked like. Yeah. How on earth am I going to clean this up? Exactly. Let’s take a look. Put everything in the room back to where it was before you started. Nothing ever happened. Nothing ever happened. This was here, and this just goes right here. And this. Okay. This was, this was here. This was here. Right here. I think this was here. This was here. These were here. Look at this. These. Where did this go? Oh my god, I found another egg! I have to go back to Oh my gosh. Do I need to do this all over again? I know that this was here. This was here. Do I need to do this all over again? You can s Give me a hint. Someone wink. Someone say, No yet. Okay, I’m just gonna do it again. I’m gonna do it again. I’m doing it again. Sorry. I feel like my parents are coming back home early and I’d thrown a rage at the house. A rager? Is this a hard boiled egg? Oh, it’s not a hard boiled egg! Oh, God, I Oh, God. And then where is the container for this? Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright, just be aware of that. Man. This was here. I’m just gonna go now This these weren’t here Just be aware of that Oh, I don’t know where the container is for this and then this this was here And then this was here and then Oh God. Is there, I’m not gonna need to search for more eggs. Okay, I’m done? Oh, I leave. Buh bye! I hope I did a good job. Bye, everybody. See you later. I’m done. I’m crying. Nicole! I’m crying. You gave me hope that maybe I could win. I found another egg and I panicked. You got an egg loop. It happens to the best of us. And then once I cracked the egg, I was like, I can’t do this anymore, so I just had to abandon ship. Yeah. Oh, well, you know how I felt, like, An hour earlier when I was doing my exercise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite a mess. Quite the mess. Okay, we have side by sides luckily, so let’s take a look at Rhett’s room before and after. Okay. Okay. Decent, decent. Mm hmm. Um, Link’s room. Okay. Yeah. Be aware of that. Just be aware of that. Few things off there. Residue. And Nicole’s. Oh, that’s pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Well the box is in the wrong place But there and there’s an egg up there that shouldn’t be. That’s right. You can just start over. That’s right. Oh, man I I don’t know what y’all were trying to do, but you successfully broke at least two of our spirits Right, don’t you just feel like I still feel like a winner. Oh, really? Yeah, I think you did great You left with a smile on your face. Link left like It took me days, days to be able to show up for this. Yeah, at first it was funny, and then it just became sad. It was sad. It was tough to watch. Um, before we, before I reveal the, um, times. Now, the RECS judges did want to bring up some things. Okay. One, Rhett wrote balls on a different egg. Yeah. than the egg that he was supposed to write balls on. Oh, okay. I didn’t know that. Two. I mean, this is on the list, but like link, there’s like a long list for link, but they’d like to point out that, uh, nothing, nothing made it back into the spot really, uh, for the, for the cleanup. And then also Nicole, you touched your tower. In the tower, like, while grabbing your condiment, you touched the tower and you weren’t supposed to touch the tower. You can’t touch the tower. You’re both disqualified. And one of the EREC judges would really like to show you the clip. Do not touch the egg or tower. I’m glad I didn’t say, like, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. That would have been really bad. I’m glad I didn’t say, like, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. What? I didn’t touch it? That would have been really bad. What did I touch? Califragilisticexpialidocious. Oh my god! Oh my god! Yep, you touched a tower. Are you kidding me? That is your tower. Oh my god, are you kidding me? Who edited this episode? Yeah. I’m gonna have a talk with you. Look at that. I mean, it had to go to the booth. It had to go to the booth. You touched the tower. Do you see that? There’s like a clear black mark. There’s no daylight in there. You touched the tower, Nicole. You touched it. That’s a demerit. You’ll be hearing from my team. Okay. With all that being said, and I mean, I’m going to give you the times, but then you’re going to have to work out who the true winner is. We have Nicole coming in at eight minutes, 13 seconds. Okay. We have Link coming in at 12 minutes 36 seconds. Hey! Okay. That wasn’t that bad at all. I was thinking it was going to be longer than that. I can suck fast. So I beat Rhett, huh? And Rhett with a final time of 5 minutes 35 seconds. Now I’m giving you all the information. But And taking into account all the things. But you didn’t write on the right egg. You know what, I’ll take one for the team just to simplify things. I will win. Okay. Okay. I mean, listen, there’s a lot at stake here because the winner gets to, uh, Sign. Sign this. For Belvedere. And that’s a big deal. Praise a doodle coop. That’s a big deal. Which is gonna win favor with the mythical beast. It’s between y’all, but I mean, You did touch your tower. I mean. Barely. Here’s what I’ll say. I feel like my demerit of using the wrong egg is a more substantial demerit than your grazing of the tower. Okay, fair. But I’m a full like more than three minutes faster, right? Yeah. Do you want to go to the erect judges on this? Yeah, I think we got to leave this up to the erect judges. Yes. Where are the erect judges? They are very erect for Rhett. My eyes are closed. I was thinking we should let Nicole win because, you know, she, she seemed to do a lot better than, than you. Yeah. But that’s okay, I think, I think you, I think win, but you have to sign it Hillary. Okay. H I L L R E E, right? Hillary. Hillary. The marker doesn’t really show up. Man, this is just a series of failures, isn’t it? So it’s Hillary, otherwise known as Brett. Oh, Belvedere, we have sought to appease you with our measly efforts. Have we succeeded? Whoa. That would be a no. No, there’s no thunder. It was just light So I think we I think we’re going pretty good And last time you made fun of belvedere’s voice, so he didn’t want to come back Right. Yeah, he’s embarrassed. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is Very challenging game so the mental acuity required is is um Sometimes more than I sign up for. But all hail, Belvedere. We do as you say. Mm hmm, mm hmm. Again and again and again. But, you know, there were simpler times. Where things weren’t as complicated. Where we would, like, jump rope. Or professional wrestle. Yes. And what a time that was. What a time! This is the Extreme Olympic Ice Skating Challenge from February 9th, 2018. Can we figure skate at an Olympic level? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical morning and happy X-X-I-I-I wins for Olympic games. And speaking of, I, I, I, I, I, I, am I excited for today’s episode A. I am also so excited. Okay, we’re gonna be playing a brand new game to see if we can tell the difference between an Olympic term and a Coachella band. And in just a bit, we’ll be flipping the most iconic beauty trends of all time on their heads. But first, in the spirit of the Olympics, Rhett and I will be competing on the global stage known as YouTube. Yeah. As we lace up our ice skates and do our best to learn the moves it takes most Olympians decades to perfect. For the record, I wanted to do the biathlon, but no one would give me a rifle. I think that’s for the best. It’s time for I skate, you skate, but who skates the best, mate? Here’s how this is gonna work. Stevie will give us the official name of a figure skating move and then give us the step by step instructions in order to perform it. We’ll each give it a go and then we will watch the replay. In order to score each other right and whoever has the highest score at the end win a very special, very secret ice skating related prize. Get ready to lick my skates. Link no before you lick mine rest. Welcome to the Ice Zone. I am Fire and smoke and I am water and ice. Together we are the Song of Ice and Fire, or just Steam. As you can see, we are harnessed. Harness activate! Harness deactivate! That will aid in our jumping, because we really can’t jump anymore. In theory. Let’s do it! Okay guys, are you ready for your first move? Yes. This is called the split falling leaf, and here we go. It doesn’t sound painful at all. Split falling leaf. Skate backward in a counterclockwise arc. Flex your knees and leap off the outside edge of your right skate. Extend your arms away from your sides and execute a half turn in the air. Extend your left leg in front and land on your left toe, then immediately stride forward with your right foot. What? Remember, you gotta split the leaf before you fall. I feel prepared. Uh, this seems very intuitive to me. Fine, you go first. Oh, really? Okay. Backwards, counterclockwise. Talking to yourself is not part of ice skating. Okay. And then, I I believe that was perfect. Okay, um, I think I’m gonna start out here. Oh, goodness. Okay. Here we go. Doo doo doo doo doo, whoo! Left foot forward, down, and now I’m skating. Now I’m skating. Now I’m skating. Now I’m skating. It seemed a lot longer than mine. That was it. Let’s go see how we did. Let’s see Rhett’s version of split falling leaf. I think it was perfect uh Hey, that’s pretty can you play it in real time? Not slow motion? Uh, I like your eyeline. Okay, let’s see. Let’s see links Whoa, what? What there’s What is it you look like somebody like a bad spider man audition? Yeah, it’s like what it is And what is all the readjustments about? That’s all part of it. Okay, let falling leaf. Let’s see how this is actually supposed to be done. Oh It’s a split Split let me just point out what I do have Is I have the arms going out just like her because I listened to that Yeah, and I get it like a half split, but I just didn’t quite get my legs out enough But mine’s like a really lame version of essentially the same thing. Yours is just like, you need to be dodging something. Like, there needs to be something thrown in there. I just look like a, uh, a sad piñata. I’m gonna give you a two, Link. I, I’m gonna give you a good six. That’s graceful, Matt. Whoa, that’s, uh, that’s too generous, man. You don’t have to do that. That’s, I don’t want to take that big of a lead to start. Alright, I’ll give you a two. No, thank you. A four. Alright, I’ll give you a four. Okay. Alright, we’re strapped back in, ready to go. Okay. Your next move is the double sow cow. Of course. I’ve heard about this on the Olympics. Okay, here are the instructions. Never really paid attention. Start with a forward outside three turn. Okay, yes. Swing the free leg forward and around with a wide scooping motion and prepare to jump. While in the air, pull your arms tightly to your chest and cross your left foot over your right. Rotate two times and land on your right foot. To complete your landing, put the free leg back and throw your arms out. Oh gosh, like you go first. Here goes nothing. He’s making his approach, trying to remember what she said. Whoa! Down, dog! There we go. Put a little extra spin on it. I’ve never seen an ice skater in the air for that long, so I mean, points to you! Give it a shot, Rhett. Alright, here we go. Short and sweet. Didn’t sound like a cow. Let’s see how we did. Okay, the double sow cow. Let’s see how I did. Wow, that’s beautiful I mean, I mean look at that. You look surprised at the end like I just did that Look, look how beautiful it is. Wow, and it landed on one landed on the right foot landed on your heel. Wow And look how happy I am that I got it. So right. All right, link. Let’s see what you did Okay, well, yeah, I counted two extra spins. Yeah, a quadruple SaoCao for extra credit, man. Quadruple. And then, okay. Let’s see, let’s see how it’s supposed to be done. You’re not very fluid. There she is. Link, what I will say is that you did at least spin in the, in the, in the right direction, and you landed on the correct foot. So for that, I’m going to give you a 3. 5 points off for jerkiness and two extra rotations. I’m impressed by your grace. Um, and for that, I’m going to start out with a six on this, but then I’m taking away one point because you look so surprised. You got to look confident when you’re landing it. So I’m giving you a five. Are you ready for your next jump? Yes. Okay, this is called the double flip, double loop. Double flip, double loop? Correct. Start with a three turn on the right foot with your right arm and shoulder in front. Extend your left leg back with your toe pointing down and place your left toe into the ice. Push off the toe in the ice to launch in the air. Once you’re in the air, pull your feet and legs together and complete two rotations. Land on your right foot, bend your knee and prepare to take off for the double loop. We’re gonna take off again? Jump back into the air, pull your feet and legs together and do two more rotations. Land on your right foot and finish by punching one hand in front and the other to the side. Got that part. I’m just skipping to the end of this book. Okay, here we go. And down and then Nailed it. All right, here I go. Okay. And jump, turn, and turn, and down, and down, and then one big one, one big one. You got it. You got it. Turn, and turn, and hands, and down, and punch, and punch, and left leg up. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, he says. Why does it take you so long? Slow mo, man. What is happening over there? The magic needs to be slown down for the people to appreciate. You would move like 90 feet across the ice at the time it took you between those two jumps. Alright, let’s check it out. Double flip, double loop! There’s a lot, there’s a lot to this. Okay, let me see Rhett’s. You’ll be surprised. There’s the double, and then, and then, again. Same thing again. And then the punches. Yeah, yeah. Oh, got a little street fighter there. And you see the first time I just held my hand up and the second time I just held one finger up. See and then the punch the double dragon thing at the end is uncalled for that was a nice touch Don’t you think check it? Check me out One and i’m up and then i’m out and i’m down and then blam i’m coming up again I’m getting ready. You’re spinning the other way. Yes spinning the other way That is not and then then corkscrew and then down and then I punched and then the legs, right? Yeah A lot of punching a lot of punching if you’ll notice it’s one punch forward one punch to the left and then the leg back Which you did none of? Let’s see the template. And then see that? See the thing at the end? Okay, but he’s going in the same direction on both jumps. That’s his problem. I’m taking a full point and a half off for going the opposite direction, but I’m giving you a full point back. Eight and a half plus one is nine and a half. For the proper punching and leg pointing at the end. I’m gonna say this is your best so far. I’m gonna give you a full four. Oh, four. I think you’ve got a, you’ve got a future in figure skating, Rhett. It’s cause, you know, the one finger, then the two fingers, you sold me on that. You blew the ending. Um, I’m, it’s not your best performance. Five. I took liberties with, with, oh, wow, you’re generous, Link. Ouch! Okay guys, so for this last round, I’m going to give you the name of the move, but I’m not going to give you any of the instructions, so you’re going to have to guess at what the move is. You would think that would be more difficult, except it’s already been so difficult. Yeah, yeah. The instructions have not been helping me. Okay, the name of this move is the Camel Spin. Uh oh. Where does the hump come from? Right. My humps are down here. Gotta get him up. There’s only so many different things you can do with a human body. Or a camel. Ask my uncle. Okay. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Oop! Something just ripped. Down! No! There you are. Hey. Hey, man. Don’t look at me. I don’t. Don’t worry. Okay, and then all the way down. I don’t think I’m going to take any cues. Slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack, slack. Might I ask, Might I ask what the run up to that jump was? I’m not done! Okay, I’m done. Because I saw you come out twice before you ever said up, and it seemed like you were flying. The camel wants what the camel wants. Okay, here we go. Are you alright over there? I heard something splat. Let’s go see it now. Okay, the camel spin. Camels don’t need a lot of water. Let’s check me out. Mm hmm. See, that’s how I interpret the hump. Duck and cover. Yeah, yeah. I’m full, and then I come down gracefully. You look drunk. And then that. See, that’s the best part is the way you throw your arms up. That’s it? Oh my goodness, you look, you, I mean you look like a, a piñata. Okay, let’s see if you did any better. Oh, brother. What in the world? This is just me skating, and I’m about to take off. Boom! And then, I did a little twist. What? And then, uh. Where’s the hump? My, my suit ripped a little. And then I came down, and then I’m, I’m, I’m getting them to bring. Hold on. That’s when I saw you, remember? You just look like somebody who. And then, hold on. Wait for it. Wait for see the, the string is a problem. It’s a limiting factor because now we get, now I’m getting caramelized it. It’s all in the exit. How does this take 30 seconds? I’ve never seen an ice skating move. Take 30 seconds. Well, I mean, it just doesn’t make any sense on any level. The string held me back. Next time I’m going Stringless. Okay, let’s see the real version bundled up. See it. I Now, I mean, what does he do? I don’t know where the hump is. But look, oh, no, the hump never came. Where’s the hump part? What a jerk. What is he doing? But look, in that moment of his spinning, look how similar we look. Like right in the middle, right in the middle of his spin. Watch, watch, watch. Look how it lines up with me. Look, look, look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. I mean, I can’t even really tell the difference when we get going. I will say that neither you nor him look anything like a camel. I, on the other hand, got on all fours and exited frame right. You could show this to anyone on earth and say, What sport is this man trying to emulate? And no one would say ice skating. So let me just say that. Uh, but because that’s so difficult to accomplish, I look like a dog walking away on a long leash. I’m gonna give you a five. I’m, I’m gonna give you a five just because it’s so difficult to do what you did. So, to do so poorly. Thank you. Thank you. I’m gonna say you get reverse points, five. I mean, you didn’t do anything like what that jerk did either. Basically, if I give you zero points, I win by half a point. But I can’t, in good conscience, give you zero points. Plus, I’m I know you want to follow your dreams of being a figure skater, and I want you to fulfill that, so I’m gonna give you a 4! Hey! Congratulations, Rhett, you win this super secret prize. I don’t know what it is. Here you go, because everyone knows that I, Tonya, is your favorite movie that also is about figure skating, and it has Allison Janney in it, and it was in 2017. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That, all that is true, Chase. Margot, thank you for that. You replaced Margot Robbie. That is always a mistake when you photoshop you over her. Yeah, I have to agree with that. Oh my goodness. But I do look good, especially my legs. No lasting damage to our bodies. Surprisingly. No, but I do still wear that costume every Saturday night for our special time. When you say our, who are you talking about? Oh, my wife, not ours. We don’t have a special time. I have not seen that. You will never see it. And, and, um, are you connected to a, a cable? Oh, we both are. You’re just flying around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we, yeah. That’s cool. Yeah. You have a rock climbing wall in your Chase is there. He, he pulls In your bedroom? Yeah, yeah. Well, Chase stands out in the street. And we have the Goes through the window. The cable goes through the window. So he can’t see. And you’re like, pull! Yeah. Right. Release! It’s a walkie talkie system. It’s a headset. Okay. Okay, a special treat for you and you only. We’re gonna do something never done before in the history of internet marathons on this particular channel. We’re gonna give you another episode of Pick and Putt. And you know what? This is a really special one because this is not only the last one we ever did, but it marks a very special moment for someone sitting next to me. This is Pick and Putt, Nightmare Edition, from May 20th, Today’s episode is your worst nightmare. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. We all sleep, and that means we all also dream. Yeah, even if you’re one of those people that’s I don’t dream. Well, you do dream. You just don’t remember it. And why is that something that you’re bragging about anyway? Okay. Most dreams we have, we forget when we wake up. But nightmares, they have a funny way of sticking with us. What’s the worst nightmare that you’ve ever had? You. What’s the worst nightmare that you’ve ever had? I love how the jacket makes you move as if you’re an animatronic. Yeah. Worst nightmare I’ve ever had? That you’ve ever had? Uh. Driving off of a half built bridge. Ooh, when was that? Many times. Ooh, it’s a recurring memory. Yeah, and it’s a really tall bridge, and I’m going, Woo hoo! Off of it, before I realized that, Oh, it’s half constructed. Well, I mean, hopefully you won’t be facing any half built bridges on the mythical green today. Hey, let’s swing some putters and get me out of this dadgum jacket. It’s time for Pick and Putt Nightmare Edition. Welcome to the putting zone that’s soon to be from hell. And welcome the devilishly deviled catty Chase to help take away this horribly scratchy But still very lovely, winner’s jacket. I hope to see you again soon. Uh huh. Okay, today we’re ditching the big box store trivia, but keeping the crazy putt putt holes and diving into the world of nightmares! AHHHHHHH! Stevie’s gonna ask us a question about nightmares, each question will have three possible answers and then we’re gonna try to hit our balls into the right answer hole. You Like golf, each putt counts as a stroke, and if our ball goes in the hole with the wrong answer, that’s two penalty strokes. Whoever has the lowest score at the end of the game gets to wear and keep that coveted winner’s jacket. I, maybe only one of us is coveting it. I mean, last time I begged the mini golf gods to let me win, I lost horribly, so clearly, They don’t exist, and I’m going to have to do this on my own. I no longer believe in you! Let the nightmares begin! Ahhhh! Hey, hey, hey, watch out! No! It’s Freddy Krueger! Freddy Krueger’s hand is coming towards me! Yeah, one, two, I’m coming for your golf balls. Oh, coming for the golf ball. Look, I mean, this is an impressive cardboard creation here. It’s not cardboard, it’s real! It’s all supernatural power. Okay, what’s our question, Stevie? A study by Amerisleep surveyed 2, 000 people about their anxiety fueled nightmares and discovered that most people have more shared nightmares than you might think. Based on their research, what is the number one most common nightmare people have? Is it feeling Losing your teeth or falling? Hmm. Feeling lost, losing your teeth, or falling. I’ve definitely lost my teeth in a dream. I’ve had the teeth losing dream dozens of times in my life. I don’t remember, maybe a couple of falling dreams, and yeah, maybe some lost dreams, but I mean, I’m going with losing teeth because I relate so much to that one. Of course, I’ve got to deal with Oh, look at that. He’s really, really trying to get at you. The thing you got to do is you got to just act like he’s not there. Oh, that was close. Right over the hole. But it’s an easy two putt for Rhett going into the teeth answer. Okay. Um, I got to agree. I think it’s losing teeth. You said the most common? Yeah, 2, 000 people. AmeriSleep, my favorite sleep study organization. You know what? Just because we both did it doesn’t mean it’s most common. I’m actually gonna change my answer to falling. Okay. Because I’ve fallen a lot too. Right, right, right, right, right, right. You gotta watch that hand. Do you see that hand? I’m not afraid of you, Freddy! You don’t exist! Whoa! Yeah, I tried the old bank shot. Hey, I like this, Chase. Alright, guys, I’m just gonna bust for Paul. Thank you. Okay, Stevie. Well, what about this? While we may never truly know why so many of us have had this particular nightmare, thanks to this study, we do know that a whopping 64. 7 percent of people have all had the number one most common nightmare of their lives. Falling. Yes! Wow, really? Okay. Alright. Alright. Yeah. Whoa! The nightmares continue. Oh, we’ve got a man and two women in what looks to be a bed of nails. I think I saw this in like a tourism ad for Las Vegas. Their mouths are disturbingly agape, Stevie. And round. In 2007, psychologists in Montreal had male and female volunteers log their dreams. Accumulating 3, 500 dreams in total. Among their research findings, the study discovered that women were twice as likely as men to dream about what? Having sex with a celebrity. Wow. Being attacked by an animal. Okay. Or, natural disasters. Alright, Link, you’re up first, so you’re in the lead. Now, these were all Canadian dreams. And specifically, Montreal. So we got a French Canadian, uh, Ho, ho, ho! We got to have a celebrity sex! Le ménage à trois! That’s not a nightmare. That doesn’t fit the category. Well, this is just dreams, man. But attacked by an animal. Lots of animals up there in the pelt. economics up there. The beavers up there are out of control. Right. So I, I just feel like And beavers do attack. They’re thinking about moose, they’re thinking about beaver, they’re thinking about getting those pelts. Those moose dreams. I’m, I’m thinking it’s being attacked. Okay, you got a long way between here and there, friend. You got a plinko board to get through. Oh, oh. Oh no. It’s really reverberated. Come back to the middle. I want that middle. The middle mouth middle. Oh, you called it. Yes And trickle trickle trickle. You got a little trickle down situation there. Okay, so we got a long way to go. I can’t move this Yes, neil in two strokes has sunk it I’m not a French Canadian woman. Thanks for clearing that up. But I have had many dreams about being attacked by animals. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Halle Berry. I haven’t, no, I don’t know if I’ve ever had a celebrity sex dream. And I don’t think I’ve ever had a natural disaster dream. I feel like I gotta make a move, though, because you’ve taken a two stroke lead. Well, I’m gonna put it down there and see what happens. I’m going towards the middle, but we’ll see what fate has to say about that. Oh, see, you gave it more force, learning from my mistake, but it slowed down a lot. Looks like you’re gonna go in the same hole as me! Same spot. Hey, you know what? I’ve been there, man. I know how it feels. Fate is giving you nothing that a little celebrity sex won’t fix. I feel like celebrity sex is not it. Listen, I’m gonna go for personal experience and those French Canadian beavers. He’s trying to tie me up, all right? Okay, so I’m fine with this. While men are more likely to dream about technology malfunctions, this study found that women are twice as likely to dream about having sex with a celebrity. Dang, really? That was your chance, man! Man! Hey y’all, we just dropped a brand new series on the Mythical Society! fitting that we’re talking about it today because it’s called Let’s Dream About That, where we guide you into a meditative, surreal dream state, and you can bet that we’re all gonna have some weird dreams together. Come, come sleep with us. Yeah, it’s like guided meditation for collective dreaming with other mythical beasts. Now this is available for third degree and second degree society members, but because we are so excited about this new series, we’re gonna make this first episode also available to first degree society members. Until 9 a. m tomorrow. So tonight only if you’re a first degree member if you want to join his first degree Then you can get a load of that. I mean, it’s it’s almost a half hour the first episode So there’s a lot in there and there’s more of those to follow So get a little taste of that sweet sweet dream world then come back for more mythicalsociety. com Okay, what do we have here? All aboard! Oh, it’s a spooky train! Oh, wow! Look at that demon boy, starting up those sheep trains! There they go. Okay, so I’m scared! This is just counting sheep. Uh oh. Oh, no! There we go, just needed a little encouragement. I think the gap’s too much. You need to make two gaps. You know what? Let him figure that out while we get a question. It turns out that there is a scientific correlation between the foods we eat and how likely we are to have nightmares. But which of these three foods has not been found to increase the likelihood of nightmares? Cake, popcorn, or hot sauce? Of course we have to taste it in order to be informed. Oh yeah. I remember what chocolate cake tastes like and I remember what popcorn tastes like. I’m going to dip my popcorn in hot sauce. And I already remember what hot sauce tastes like. All right, Link, you’re up. You’re still in the lead. Ooh, that’s some hot, hot, hot sauce! Yeah, I was afraid of that. I smelt it. Give a warning next time. I mean, there’s no way that popcorn causes dreams. Hot sauce makes sense. And then take it’s like very decadent. You got some caffeine in there. You got some dairy in there some dairy in there I gotta stick with popcorn and you know, I have the express checkout I could I could go for a hole in one Well, then use it man. You’ve never had the privilege of wearing the green jacket. I’m feeling good right now I want to win without the aid of that if I can help it. I’m in the lead. I’m not going to use it Wow, the linkster’s confident Oh! So close to popcorn! That was impressive, and you used the train as a backstop? Nice. Yeah, I did. Alright, here we go. Oh! Oh! Oh! Sorry, Chase. I got it. Well, man. Stop it. Stop it. What, what, what’s happening? I’m still, uh, one second. Sheep getting away from him. I’m just gonna let them figure that out. I’m gonna think out loud while they’re fixing the train, and the only thing that I definitively know about food and dreams is that dairy has been known to induce dreams. So I don’t think cake is a great answer. Hot sauce might give you some indigestion. Popcorn, what’s it gonna do? It’s not gonna do anything. I don’t feel right about just giving the same answer, though, and you got it in two, which was very impressive. You can get a hole in one. Okay, I’m going for popcorn because it’s the only thing that makes sense to me. There we go. Oh, yes! I love it! You’ve been sheep! Okay. Oh, and now you’re racing to get in there, huh? Yes! Okay, you know what I’m gonna do? Oh, you’re changing your answer now that you’re on the precipice of popcorn? I might be completely throwing the game at this point, because popcorn seems so obvious, but I’m gonna fall even further behind either way. Okay, I gotta take a chance. Hot sauce. He has changed his answer. Too hot sauce. Dreams can be nightmarishly altered after consuming foods that affect body temp or are high in sugar, like hot sauce and cake, respectively. However, complex carbs like popcorn actually boost serotonin, which can help regulate your sleep cycle in a positive, non nightmarish way. So popcorn is the right answer. Screw the pooch on that one. Yes. And now the final nightmare. Oh, we have got Some mousetrap devices down here that are sleepy landmines. I’m told that if your golf ball wakes up any of these guys, he’ll catapult your ball forwards. Excited to see that. What’s our question? In an interview with Vanity Fair, actor, comedian, screenwriter, and all around tall guy, Jason Segel, admitted to having a spooky recurring nightmare between the ages of 8 and 13. Was it being trapped inside Dracula’s castle, being eaten by killer tomatoes, or being chased by Beetlejuice? Jason Segel. Shout out to Jason Segel. Famous dreamer. Especially in that 8 to 13 age range. Is a very, very intense dreamer. See, I think Killer Tomatoes is a thing. Dracula is a bit trope ish. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is a movie. Yeah, that would probably have been out around the time that seagull was 8 to 13 stars. Oh, that’s Michael Keaton, man I’m ahead, but I really got to think about this I’m torn between Beetlejuice because of the age range and killer tomatoes is just drawing me in I’m gonna wait to give my answer and see where fate sends me. Yeah, I mean just between you and me You would have to royally screw this up to lose just so you know, like it would be The biggest implosion in golf history and I could bypass this with express checkout, but I ain’t going out like a chump I’m going out like a champ and i’m not going out at all. I’m gonna get that green jack You could also give me the express checkout. I mean i’m so it’s so pitiful how far I am. No, I definitely not doing that All right, I’m gonna go in this area and then see if it’ll catapult me forward because I’m going with fate I just think this will be fun. It’ll be fun. Yeah Missed it That was a nice gentle Floppage, but we got two up there. Okay, give him a placement fate is not speaking to me But I just feel like it’s killer tomatoes. Okay. I mean I hate tomatoes. I love me some seagulls Oh, just barely! All right. I want that green jacket. Okay, uh I, they’re thinking that Killer Tomatoes is wrong, but they’re hoping it’s right because they’re pulling for me. Here, here, here’s, well, first of all, Link, you can’t lose at this point. I was trying to throw you off a little bit. The answer is Killer Tomatoes. You think so? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is the movie. I saw it as a child. Ah! And I believe it was early 80s, and Beetlejuice was late 80s, so he would have been too old to be dreaming about Beetlejuice. It’s gotta be Killer Tomatoes. So I have to make a proposal for you. What would you do for me if I were to get a hole in one into Killer Tomatoes and it was to be the right answer? I’d give you an extra point. I mean, a hole in one in a final round? I mean, maybe that would be worthy of me keeping the, uh, the green jacket, you know? If you bank it. Is a hole in one. Bank it? Bank it off the back wall. Okay, if I bank it off the back wall into Killer Tomatoes. And Killer Tomatoes is correct. And Killer Tomatoes is correct. What happens? I get to keep the jacket? You get to keep the jacket. Oh gosh. Okay. Up! It was a valiant effort. You woke up one sleeper. Okay. Wake them all up. Some of them are heavy sleepers. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice is not the right answer. Jason Segel’s recurring childhood nightmare actually may explain why his character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall created a Dracula puppet musical. Yes, little Jason is being trapped inside Dracula’s castle. Oh, that was your chance. Interesting for no reason. Alright, Link, try it on. See what you think, man. See how it fits. Yeah, see what I’m talking about you’re gonna regret this I’m telling you this isn’t okay. Oh, oh, it’s like a dream come true that became a nightmare. All right. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that Bell. You know what time it is Congrats, you did it. Yes! And we never did it again. I mean, is that because of all the amount of work that goes into the production value of such an amazing series of obstacles? And they certainly were amazing. Uh, no, it’s because you won and we, uh, I was threatened and I secretly went behind your back and told everyone never to do that again. All right, all right, I’ll take it. So I actually have the jacket. Is the thing that I didn’t realize. Yeah, right. I don’t know what I’ve been sleeping in. It’s not the green jacket. Yeah, I’ve been sleeping in that green jacket. Thank you for joining us for this Extreme Games marathon and cheers to a new year. 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