Today, we rewind to our favorite moments of 2024. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical special holiday episode. Now, we have done a lot of memorable stuff this year. Yeah. At least that’s what they’ve told us because we don’t remember much. You know, once we leave this stage, we clear our minds of what happened in order to make room for new memories. Yeah. It’s called science. Look it up. Or maybe Buddhism a little bit? Yeah, Buddhism. I don’t know what you call it. Uh, that’s why this is so wonderful to have these annual best of episodes to remind us of everything great that 2024 Good Mythical Morning brought us. And today we’re reliving the best moments of the year. The best moments of the year. The best moments of the year as decided upon by you. Are you okay? I’m. It’s like you’ve learned how to talk. The best moments of the year. The best moments of the year. I was trying out what was the best emphasis. Well, you could do that in your brain and then just say one. Uh, no, I want you to decide, just like you helped decide what are the best moments of the year, the best moments of the year, the best moments of the year! Alongside the Mythical Crew. Now we are at risk. in making this video about the best moments of the year, that we might accidentally do something that is a better moment than the best moments of the year in this video. And if that were to happen, Our credibility is ruined. I think I might have already done it with that whole emphasis. Yeah, yeah, you did great. It’s quite a moment. You did great in the beginning, and that’s what made me think about it. I was like, he’s doing so great and being so funny. Right. That he may have just created a best moment of the year. I hope I did. We call it the Buddhism moment. From the special holiday episode, when Link, uh, just spoke. Let’s just call that number six. Okay. And now we’re moving on to what? You saw it, we just reviewed it, there it was. Let’s move on to the thing that you said was one of the best moments of the year. Let’s kick things off with your fifth favorite moment of the year. Rhett and Link lost both their money and their pants to the Property Brothers in a game of Broker. I remember some of this. Alright, um, I mean, I feel like, would you accept a wedding ring? Oh. Yes, I would. Let me try it on. Are you offering up just the ring, or what comes with it? What kind of baby fingers do you have over there? I can’t even get that halfway on my It’s like your hands are real big. Okay. Real big. He didn’t want to say. There goes my pants. My pants! They were beatin us so bad. I thought we were trying to add value. Which part of the pants did he smell? Freshly worn. Can I give you guys something now? Extremely warm. We accept these. And if you wanna like, if you wanna kinda stand up a little bit and look over here, you can. No, no, no. I’m good. I’m good. You gave us your pants? So far ahead. I put it all on the line. I’m so nervous right now. I’m gettin nervous right now. But if there’s one thing I can help you with, it’s what to do with your toes! No! How the hell did you get that? Oh, yeah. How were you so sure? I just know a man who has a lot of jewelry. Let me tell you about the toes. Drew knows toes. Not really, but I could [bleep] about anything. We had a good time. I’ll take that. I’ll take this. I’m taking your phone. And I’m taking Chase, too. But they’re twins. They’re from the same age. I’m also kind of into it. Yes! Here comes his pain. I’m glad he was wearing black underwear. Yeah, yeah. Everything kinda blends in. And now he’s putting my pants on. Oh, yeah, good luck. Good luck. Yeah, there ain’t no way. If he can’t get my ring on, he can’t get your pants on. Oh, my gosh. They’re very baggy on you now. Those are not tight pants. I don’t do that anymore. We don’t need to see what you can see now. Those are skinny jeans on you. Wow, we have been crushed. Thank you. I don’t think we’ll be invited back. Oh, wow. Hey, it starts with a knuckle. Boy got a big knuckle. Yeah, right. Yep. Can’t pull my pants over it. Everywhere you look. Uh, I will say, I, matter of fact, just moments ago I was reminded that I was, I’m looking for those pants. Did he keep those pants? Where’s my wedding? I could have, Oh, he gave me back my wedding. Okay. I could have sworn that I had the pants after that and I wore ’em because I, I wore ’em for, um, as part of my Cowboy Halloween costume. Oh. So I know he gave them back, but I’ve lost him again. Maybe he came back and got ’em. Yeah. I’ve seen ’em around. Has anybody seen or is wearing my pants? I know that happens. Were they, were they, uh, I don’t wear your pants. I can’t give you any of your pants. How, uh, how were they baggier than they needed to be? Can you stretch ’em a little bit? No, it helped. It helped because that’s the style now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if it was skinny style, you would’ve been really screwed. Um, you know, that, that was the forging of a, of a lovely friendship that has continued to this day. You’ll be happy to know. Yeah, we, unironically, we’re going to his house tonight. We’ll see how that goes. It may be the end of our friendship. Yeah, we’ll see what happens. Depending on how we act. Alright, is there more? I mean, could it, could that be topped? Let’s see. We’ll find out. Coming in at number four, brolinoscopies together. And what was more embarrassing than bare butts was what they said under anesthesia. Look at my hole. Oh, yeah, we’ve been looking at your hole for a while. It’s pretty awesome. Look at my hole. I’ve been going to take a hike in my colon. It’s a nice level of spelunking. It’s the next level of spelunking. You know, Rhett, I’m glad you’re here for me. Why don’t, why don’t we hold hands? You know what? I’ll hold your hand so you don’t move it. Did you find any polyps? No. Dude, I am so winning right now. I want to canoe down a colon. So Rhett, who’s Jesse? He’s has a tattoo, That’s, uh, favorite proctologist. He might get on the next line. Are you talking about Jesse Pinkman? Yeah, Jesse. He was a right hand man of Walter White in Breaking Bad. Yeah, I know. They’re talking about your wife. The way that we talk is so embarrassing. I’m gonna start your colon now. Whoa, yeah you are! Oh, he’s in you. Hello! Do you like it? Ask for consent, maybe. You’ve signed the documents already. Uh, Jesse Smollett. No, let’s not talk about him. With, uh, you know, uh, Send him back to sleep so I can take over. There you go. Okay, here I go, I’m taking over! Over the past 24 to 6 months. I have experienced, from a sexual standpoint, buttplug. That is a weird, that is a weird time frame. Maybe this is a good time to say that, but. It’s a great time to say that. Tell us more. I have buttplugged. What happens in this room stays in this room. No, it doesn’t. Yeah, it does. He handles it well without much medicine, actually. I wonder if he’s gonna remember his wife when he wakes up. Cause he’s certainly remembered every other Jesse he’s ever heard about. Yeah, Jesse still hasn’t, uh, let me, uh, get, uh, you know, she’s not let go of that. We were talking about it just the other night. Are we talking about the butt plug? Uh, she hasn’t let, yeah, she won’t let go of that butt plug. Every time, she just holds on to it. No, I’m talking about, um, uh, she has not let go of me not mentioning her. And I was like, it was a joke. It was a bit that I took into the anesthesia and then it came out like that. If that made, if, I don’t know. By saying that, what are you trying to prove? I’m just saying that I did not actually forget who my wife was at any point. Oh. Oh. I thought you were trying to say that there was no truth to any of it. Uh. 24 to 6 months. No, I figured he probably would ask about my butt tattoo because that’s what a proctologist will do. Like, butt tattoos are like proctologists, Low hanging fruit. They cannot say no to that. Right. They have to talk about it. You know what I mean? Right. How many views did that get? Because I’m not gonna sit here and that, you know, that should, that should just be, that should be our number one of these. I think a few, just a few, just a few people watched. It doesn’t matter. It might be better that way, honestly. Get yourself a colonoscopy. They’re actually quite fun. Quite fun. Brolinoscopy it up. We, uh, uh, I’m, uh, It’s almost whiny, the voice that we have. Okay. Man, that was only number four, dude. Yeah, there’s three more! At number three, this perfectly timed, creamy misfire gave Link a new catchphrase we won’t soon forget. And I will be the unsweaty, high tech, Future Cream Man. Did I know this was gonna happen? Definitively no. Not a sponsor. We paid 70 bucks for this thing. And, uh, It’s, now don’t start. Cause you didn’t get a demonstration. I didn’t get a demonstration. He was going off his instincts. I just creamed my bowl, that’s all. You’ve already kinda started. This thing is super heavy duty. I mean, and it comes with nitrous, nitrous tablets. That’s not a tablet. Don’t call that? I called it a cartridge. Like a cartridge. Put that in there. Words. You also put those in there. I’ll do what I was told to do. Okay, I’m starting. No, don’t. Okay, yeah. I’m gonna put this on. I couldn’t even do it if I wanted to. I have those to blow up my bike tire. There we go. If I can get it flat. Ooh. Oh, that sounded good. I just heard it, I heard it fill up with pressure. Uh huh. And now, I’m gonna take this thing. Oh, we got some cartridges. Ooh, it feels cold all of a sudden, too. Yes, thermodynamics. One, two, three, four, five, at least five shakes. At least five. I just went for 10, and now, oh, would you like some of this on your that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, man, how, I just still don’t understand. I don’t understand how it just went backwards. That happened. Would you like some of this? You got some of this on your that. Well, you know what? You got, hey, you got some of this. Uh, on that. And on that. And on that. It got on that. Yeah, it was everywhere. It’s probably still on some of this. I didn’t, what did I do wrong? Nothing. Nothing passed, Link. You did everything right. You did nothing wrong. Don’t feel guilty. Uh, and technically it’s Would you like some of this? on your that, it was Italian. Oh, yeah, thanks for clarifying. You know, would you like a some of this on your that? Have you, Or is it on your that or on that? Would you like a some of this on your that? I think it’s your this on your that. Have you put any of your this, No, would you like a sum of Some of this on your that? on your that? Have you put any sum of this on any of your that? I didn’t know it was a catchphrase. I haven’t, I haven’t said it, but I’m sure I’ve done it. Oh, well I need to be sane. Do you ever add parmesan or black pepper to your family’s, uh, dishes? Because that would be an opportunity. Black pepper all the time. Would you like some of this on your that? If you could get yourself a black pepper shaker, a really expensive one. That company that we had on here that makes the cars? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get one of those. I took the one that we had here at home. So I have that one. Uh, you can get another one. They’re like $200. You put your name on it. Maybe a little picture of you. And then you just say that to your family and guests. You know, one of my favorite rappers. Larry June, he, he has a line about spending $500 on a, on a pepper shaker. You don’t need to spend $500 to get a great pepper shaker. Larry June, I say good job. 200 is, it will get you the best. That was good. We got a lot of mileage, uh, on TikTok for that one, I think. And thank you, uh, to Nicole especially for not orienting Link to how to properly use that. Uh, and tell him to not press down with everything that you have on the very first try. Cause if you do not tell Link to go easy, he will go hard. Um, let’s see another one. Safely landing at number two, Rhett and Link became human airbags and the results were unpredictable to say the least. Ready? Yes. Well, we’re gonna count down from three and then you’re gonna say something that an old lady would say while she’s falling. Okay. Cause we did that. Three, two, one. Oh, Nelly! What? It was so scary. I know. Come on, S. Airbag. I know what the S stands for. Well, Grandma’s not doing well. Come on, try again. Fall down. Why are my arms so long? Fall down. Oh! Look at me again! Still, wow, look at him! That’s the crowd! You were just running! Let me tell you! Wow. It’s a little alarming. It’s a little alarming. Man, you’re protected. Holy moly. You were just running! Did you get that? Did you get that? Did you get that? Did you get that was one of the nine cameras that you had rolling? Wow. Well, you almost ran off out of the shot. I’m an old man! Ah! Run! Nothing. Just run around. Okay, don’t run. Get up slowly. Get up slowly. Grandma, get up slowly. Okay. You know what’s about to happen. I know. Do a bigger, do a bigger jump. Like, do one where you jump in a, OH!! It knew it was gonna happen. It was like, oh, he’s about to do it. I can’t believe that. It’s cataclysmic, yo. Well, it works. Nana’s gonna have a heart attack. Yeah. I mean, she’s gonna die one way or another. Yes, she does. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I’m gonna fall. So then we did a double. Let me see. We reset that. We repackaged it. All right. Great. It’s about to be New Year’s Three, two, one! Yay! Perfectly timed. Once you get them warmed up New Year! And we survived! That’s how we feel. Another year! Another year at home! They worked so well that time! We didn’t even have to run around! It’s like a New Year’s Popcorn Eve. Now you took that! Uh, well, you didn’t take it home, but you talked to your, your nana about maybe wearing one of these. Well, how did she respond to that? Uh, Because she’s 92. Two. Well, I made the mistake of showing her the video. Okay. So, uh, she declined to, uh, wear one of these while, like, watching Judge Judy, you know? Because she’s still very fashionable. Well, I, I’ve never seen her in a vest. I think we’re, well, I’ve seen her in a fleece vest before, Rhett. Come on, now. Come on. What? But then, that’s not a fleece vest. Well, I mean, you said you’d never seen her in a vest, and that kind of hurts. I, honestly? I’ve never seen her in a vest. And it hurts. She’s your grandma. You’ve been around her a lot more. I’m just saying, I’ve been around your Grandma probably one one hundredth the number of times that you have, and I’ve never seen her in a vest. I know. A fleece or otherwise. A hunting vest? Nothing like that. I’m not gonna explain my feelings, I’m just gonna state them. And it hurts. Okay. It really does. You know what doesn’t hurt? Getting new foods and drinks at the grocery store that are just amazing. Right. And we can help you with that. The Sporked Awards are live. Just go over to sporked. com. Every year we do this, um, they name the best foods and drinks of this year. Uh, well, they do it every year. This year’s 2024. Every category you can think of. We got candy, we got snack food, energy drink, frozen food, more. And basically More. More. Now, they’re gonna be, uh, there’s new reveals that are gonna be published every weekday until January 3rd, right? So it’s not like they’re all over there, but this is like an extravaganza that will go through the holidays, all right? Yes, too much, you gotta, they gotta be multiple drops. Sporked.com Go check it out and get the stuff that you need to be getting in your grocery cart. Mm hmm. Did you notice that my snowy sweater is lit? Does it also? It’s lit! Maybe it will explode at any moment? It could. If we start trotting around? I hope not. Okay, so this is gonna be our number one moment of the year? Yep. As determined by you? Yes. And it’s not any of that stuff that just happened. I think it deserves it. Okay. I cheated. I looked. Oh, okay. I didn’t look. I don’t know. Let’s see. And finally, our number one moment to have and to hold. Rhett and Link celebrate their 40th friend iversity with a surprise vow renewal. We thought what better way to celebrate 40 years of your friendship than you renewing your friendship vows. And of course, who better to help you do that than the one and only Elvis Presley. What? There you go. It really is him! Thank you. Thank you very much. You’re welcome. Wow, he brought his Bible and everything. Thank you for gathering here today. Never not funny. Is that, are you, is that Carney? Yeah, yeah. Oh, he’s over there. I know. I believe this is a professional. Here’s the king. These fellows were brought together Who didn’t size the, uh, By mutual friend of the jailhouse Size the frame for him or whatever that is. The bunting, They’ve grown up unusually tall, who’ve had made millions around the globe, all shook up, Over a decade, they’ve shown us a friendship. It’s tender and true. Uh, I’ve seen a lot of Elvis impersonators in my day, and this is definitely the breathiest one. You know? Which I like. I like a breathy Elvis. ASMR Elvis. And to live your heart felt. Hips swivellin vows. And, guys, we know you didn’t have time to do this. The writers went ahead and wrote a little self report. Oh, wow. Sometimes I think Stevie is talking to us right now. I thought she was talking to us now. We gonna alternate, I guess? That’s the old Stevie. It’s okay. Link, I vow to always be here when you need to talk about that. I vow to always be the dink to your sink. I vow to love you more than you love lesbians. I vow to always pour the perfect amount of milk into your cereal. That’s kind of my thing. He did not let go of that look. I vow to unsuccessfully pitch a TV show to a Hollywood exec. With you, once every few years. I vow to stay by your side in the harder times. Like if we wind up in hell for being wrong about the whole Christianity thing. Oh, good look, Rhett. Right into your feet. I vow to always sneak into your house and tuck you in at night. I’m the one who’s been doing that, by the way. I vow to never tell anyone that Your personal cell phone number is (302) 751-6981. I vow to always remind you that you have, in fact, eaten corn in Thailand. Thailand. I vow to let you pee chocolate into my mouth and then, years later, mention it in front of Elvis, even if he has no idea what I’m talking about. Doesn’t matter. I vow to keep letting you win every 4. 3 episodes just like I always have. I vow to always love your special ability to be both a sore loser and a sore winner. No one does it quite like you. I vow to turn every quotable thing you say into a T shirt we can sell for 24 to 72 hours only at mythical. com. I vow to never go on a late night show without you. Mostly because nobody cares about us when we’re by ourselves. I vow to never reveal the true reason we’re visiting this planet. Ooh. I vow to never tell anyone about the malignant mouth hidden on the back of your head. Malignant mouth? Malignant mouth, Elvis. I vow to stay visibly annoyed with you just enough to keep the people on Reddit thinking we secretly hate each other. Visibly annoyed. I vow to never kiss the same girl as you ever again. Yes. I vow to always eat a full plate of your terrible, truly awful, burnt Thanksgiving ham. I don’t do that anymore. I vow to raise your dogs as my own if anything ever happens to you. Not your kids, though. That’s too much. We need to have boundaries. That’s true. I stand by that one. The knives that you can’t be trusted to have or to hold. In sickness from eating a 60 year old can of chili we found on eBay. And in health. Via a preventative medical procedure we found a way to monetize. I do renew my friendship vows to you, Charles Lincoln, Link Neal III. And I do renew my friendship vows to you, Rhett James McLaughlin I. Yep. Till death do us part. Or until I say something that gets us canceled. Somebody awed, and you re awed. I’m so happy to pronounce your best friend vows renewed. You may now celebrate this rockin renewal with a big, beautiful hug or if you feel like it, a kiss. So breathy. If you feel like it. Oh, thank you very much. We did it. Now. We never watched this back, so this, can you believe it? This is good. This is good for us to rewatch these. Yeah. You know, you need to, we need to pull out our vows every year and we need to watch ’em. Rhett. Right. Mm-hmm. So we remember this. Are those flowers real, by the way? No. Okay. Wow. So you thought that the best moment of the year was us renewing our vows of our 40 year friendship. Yeah. I, I, I agree. You guys did a good job. I think you put them in a good order. And do I think the Brolinoscopy should have more views? Yes. But we’re gonna end on a good note. Uh, thanks for watching. Yes. Thanks for, thanks for contributing. Thanks for caring. And you know what? We’re gonna be back on Wednesday for a brand new marathon. Ooh! I don’t wanna spoil anything, but you should probably bring your batting helmet and your putter. Mm hmm. See you then, alright? Okay? Yes? Uh huh, uh huh. Just comment. What? What matters the most is comments. Not views. We need more comments on that brolinoscopy video. Head over to sporked. com now through January 3rd to find out which products have won a coveted Sporked award this year.