Facebook Song

                  D        F#m   G                  A
I wouldn’t call myself a social butterfly
                     D                          F#m                       G              A
And there’s not much that separates me from the other guy
                D  F#m      G    A  D   F#m   G    A
But when I login I begin to live-ive—ive
 
                   D       F#m             G
There’s an online world where I am king
         D          F#m        G
Of a little website dedicated to me
          D             F#m          G
With pictures of me and a list of my friends
             A
And an unofficial record of the groups that I’m in
 
     D                 F#m          G
Before the internet friendship was so tough
        D                   F#m                  G
You actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff
D                       F#m                         G
Who would’ve thought that with a point and a click
              A
I would know that Hope Floats is your favorite Flickr (Harry Connick Jr.?)
 
        G
Facebook (Facebook)
      D
I’m hooked on Facebook
  G
I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall
        D
But now I just wait for them to write on my wall
            G                    A                      D
Take a look (You’re hooked) on Facebook
 
(D)

Hey it said that Link’s status has changed, he’s playing the recorder
 
( D  F#m  G ) x3   A
 
                      D            F#m    G
How do you know this person?
                       D                F#m     G
Did you hook up with this person?
                                D            F#m     G
Do you need to request confirmation?
             A
Or did you just think they looked cute from their picture on Facebook?
 
          D            F#m              G
If the internet crashed all across the land
            D                F#m              G
Or my Facebook account was deleted by the man
     D        F#m                   G
I’d carry around a picture of my face
            A
And a summary of me typed out on a page
 
        G
Facebook (Facebook)
       D
I’m hooked on Facebook
      G
It’s more than a want, it’s more than a need
      D
I’d shrivel up and die without my mini-feed
            G                   A                       D
Take a look (You’re hooked) on Facebook
            G    A
Take a look
             F#m     G       A       G      D
On Facebook (book book book book)

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