Food Battle Marathon

Welcome to the first ever Good Mythical More-a-thon! Someone has the privilege of having a picture of their pet live forever in this More-a-thon. That person is Jina, uh, Chan. And we are going to see the pet and attempt to name it. Mm hmm. It is a parrot. Is that a parakeet? Well, is it though? It’s a well disguised dog. Could be. Um, Patty, Peter, poo poo poo poo poo poo the parrot. Poo poo poo poo poo. Poo poo poo poo. Okay, so Link’s going with poo poo poo poo. Beautiful parrot. I’m going with, uh, Poo poo poo poo. Nick. Oh man. Pixel. Pixel, you were almost there. Pixel the parrot, that is close. Pixel must be a graphic designer. Alright, we are gonna take you on a laid back journey through, um, competitive face off, Where we try to assemble the best of a certain type of food that requires assembly, and let Jordan from Sporked, uh, judge. This could become quite a tradition. The first time we did it, you know, it was fun, but who, who knew we would keep doing it? You know, when we did, kept doing it. We kept doing it. And we’re still doing it. Uh, it’s, it’s a very competitive game. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster for me over the years, but we want to start with, uh, July 8th. of 2024 with the Who Makes the Best Loaded Fries. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to make amazing chili cheese fries. Well, they might not have cheese. They might not have chili. Depends on what we take in this tournament. For Jordan from Sporked to judge in a moment. But first, uh, we have to boogie down now, which is going to be very difficult. Uh, we’re blocked down here. My hair is actually, that’s why I have hair up there. So that I hit my head less. But it still happens. Come on in, Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! A lot is happening, a lot. I’m trapped! A lot is happening, and so much has already happened, too. Oh, that’s what I’ve heard. So much has happened, and so much more is gonna happen, I can’t wait to see it. I can’t wait, so much more. Oh! Is gonna happen. And I’m gonna taste it, I’m gonna, I’m gonna wet my palate, I thought that these could give you worms, right? Isn’t that the thing? You’re not supposed to eat raw potatoes because it can give you worms? It can kill you, yeah. You got some worms? Well, I’m not going to eat it if it’s going to give me a worms. But, I’m going to tell you. A worms. I’m tasting it. And it tastes something that could taste so good really tastes bad before you do something to make it taste good. Yeah. Potatoes really need to be cooked. Yeah. Really. Gosh. I always say that. Jordan, how you been? Good, I’ve missed both of you. I feel like I haven’t seen you in a second. Happy summer. It has been a while. Yeah. The summer is here though. I know, I’m excited. You got any big plans? Sorry. I, um, I’m going to Maine. I’m done. I’m done. Because my best friend is from there. So we’re gonna go see his family and go swim in a lake. Beat the heat a little bit. Beat the heat a little bit. I hate the heat. So. I like the idea of Maine. I think you would like it. I’ve been there. Oh, okay. Wait, what? I did like it. Oh, so you like Maine? It was very brief. So I, I spent a little more time in Maine, uh, last year. Did you like it? I love it. I love Maine. I’m done. I’m a Maine man. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. I love the people. I love the atmosphere. Sure. I like a lake. I like lobster. I like a whoopie pie. What about chili cheese fries though? Chili cheese fries are good. I don’t know if they’re Maine staples. Absolutely not. Well, um. So we got, I mean, we don’t have anything. We have to start with the stuff. Who starts? Well, you’ve won the last 400 times. So let me go first. At least the last couple of times. And I need you to win this. Because people online are starting to think that I don’t like you because you keep losing these. And that’s not why. And that’s not why. I know that’s not why. I like you a lot. We really like each other. I would love for you to win this. What do you mean people You know what? I’m getting, you know, messages, it’s rigged, you just don’t like Link, you know, like, that’s what I’m hearing. But Jordan is just honest. And you have not been doing a good job. About the way they feel about these dishes. I own it all. So let’s do it! Alright, I’m gonna go first then, is what you’re saying. Yes. And it’s either the hand cut fries or the waffle fries. For the same company. They’re delicious. Lamb, Western mix. You love these? Unbelievable frozen french fries. I think, well, see, here’s the thing. A waffle fry kind of behaves like a nacho, so you can get that other stuff for the waffle fry. I love that strategy already. Beautiful. So you can air fry these, I assume, and then they’re amazing. I’ll go with a hand cut just so I don’t get stuck with no fries. Smart. And these are all sporked picks, yeah? So like, you like all this stuff a lot. Yeah, as always, these are all sporked. So the Idaho brand, Idaho has its own brand? Yeah. No, the brand is called Lamb Weston, and they’re grown in Idaho. Okay, they’re grown in Idaho, so what do I want next? I think for my next layer, I want some sort of Chili? Oh, you’re doing it like pizza, uh, like deep dish pizza style, you’re doing cheese and then chili. Okay, yeah, you’re right. I’ll go ahead and go with the chili. No, I didn’t say that. I was just asking. Turkey chili or chili con carne. So that’s chili with carne. Yes. Meat. Beef. Steak? I’m gonna take this one. Denison’s Original. Tell us about that. It’s a very, very good canned beef chili and it has beans in it, which is how I like my chili. Sue me. I agree. Uh, I’m a bean guy, but not on a burger, but I also, why not? That’s, that’s where we part ways, I guess. Okay. But I also like beans. I have a tendency to listen. That’s one of the things that I do. Um, and I know that you like Turkey, uh, chili more than you like beef chili. I do. You’re correct. Cause I pay attention and listen. That’s true. Like, Did Jordan say that earlier? I don’t eat red meat unless I’m at work. And I’ve said that’s been forever. And it’s come up maybe three times in this format. It’s also always brought up by you. Right. Always taken advantage of by me. I love that. Maybe one day I’ll hear it. Did you get a haircut? I did. I got a few inches off. It looks nice. Uh, it was just, you know, it’s, I call it the summer cut. Sure. And, uh, cause I don’t, you never know where I’m going to be this summer. Ooh. That has a dark chili. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It’s nice and seasoned. But this looks great too. Both of them so far look like chili cheese fries. And there’s not a lot of meat in it. Sure. Don’t worry. Um, it tastes delicious. It’s just not my personal favorite. Regular eating style. Denison’s is a brand that I’m not familiar with. Yeah, we weren’t either until we tried it and it really Knocked us off our feet. It’s not good. Good, hearty. We’re gonna need some extra forks probably. Yeah, it’s your turn. Just so we’re ready. Okay, um, I’m gonna go Bistew! I think I do need to go cheese because Salsa con queso And then down there we’ve got Shredded cheese or cheese blend. I do want to know these are not being heated in any way after this, correct? Mmm. Yeah, that’s why I got to go with it I gotta go with the queso because you want to melt that four cheese blend. Well, I’m gonna take advantage of the hot chili that I got right now and give me that Mexican four cheese blend! Ah, you’re trying to use the speed to your advantage? We all have a chili and we all have a cheese, so I feel safe. Right. We are officially eating chili cheese fries regardless of where it goes from here. Nothing truly blasphemous has happened yet. Blasphemous. Blasphemous. You said blasphemous, right? Yeah. I was listening. I heard you say it. That’s a word, right? Yeah. Okay. The way you said it, it didn’t, it, I did question it though. Oh, what do you think it is? Blasphemous. Blasphemous. Did you say blasphemous? You look like you have no teeth when you do that. Blasphemous. What, how would you pronounce it? Blas Already wrong. Blast famous, I think is fun, but I don’t know if that’s a word blast from it. I’ve had this before. This is delicious. We’ve had this before here. Melt, melt, breathe hot air onto it. Melt, breathe hot, breathe hot air on it. You wanted to breathe on your hand. That was a test. There’s no, At this point I already have whatever I could get here at this office. There’s some melting happening on the bottom side of that. So, look, I just saw a piece of cheese go brrrr. Okay, we’ll move Matt. We’re working on a little tool. Oh, okay. But no promises. Fire? Great. Yeah, we’re trying to make a fire. Yes. Well crap, now that I’ve made a decision based on the fact that we didn’t have it. Yeah, but you’re, you’re, you can take advantage of a little tool too. Yeah. I think you made a great choice. You made the choice that I would have made. There you go. I’m going to save the sauces because I want that to be on the top. Coleslaw, that seems a bit strange. I’m never choosing olives because I wouldn’t do that to my worst enemy. Okay. So I’m definitely not going to do it to you, my worst friend. I mean, you’re not an enemy. I tried, I tried to make it better. We’re friends. You know, this is reminiscent. A lot of the ways that you referred to the mythical crew on the tour, uh, including the multiple times on your birthday. Where you listed the other people that you would rather spend it with, but you phrased it in a way that was supposed to be congratulatory towards us for getting to spend it with you. I think specifically what I heard you say, Listen, because I can’t be with my family or my close friends, I am so happy that I’m with y’all. I was like, that may have been better unsaid, is what I was thinking at the time. But Stevie really jumped all over it. But it was said three times that day. Right? Well. Right. Now that I’m your worst friend, I’ll keep that in mind while judging. You’re not my worst friend. You’re, I, I was trying to, what did I say? I said. You said, you’re not my worst enemy. You’re my dot, dot, dot worst friend. Well, you’re not my best friend. Okay. What are my other options? Just a friend. There it is. We found it. That’s what I’m your employee, and I’m your friend Work friend Which I’ll say you also made very clear that we were all your work friends when you were speaking to the phone Uh, uh, speaking in the phone. Yep. And you said, I’m saying hi to my work friends. Except for Rhett, he’s my real friend. Yeah, I was there for that, too. That’s so mean! Actually, it’s not mean. It’s just true. Yeah, yeah. Like, I was on the phone. I’m like, who you talking to? My work friends. Yeah, yeah. We don’t Except for Rhett. He’s my real friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That second part, so your work friends aren’t your real friends. Stevie’s not your real friend? Stevie’s my, Stevie’s my real friend. He already, he already apologized. In the main episode. Jordan is my real friend. Stevie’s my real friend, Rhett’s my real friend. A lot of people around here. I love KG Hitch. Love Chappie, love Liv. If you were to ask me, where do you know this friend from? I would say, oh, from work. But they’re still a real friend. They’re still a real friend, yeah. But, yeah, a work friend is a real friend. I didn’t say that was my real friend. Is that what I said? Yeah. Listen, you and I are work friends. It’s not about what Stop. Okay, I’m making a strategic decision here to A, change the subject, and B, move on to my next ingredient. Great. And I am choosing, because I think this will have such an impact on flavor, And it’s where I would go at this point. I’m choosing the yellow bird habanero hot sauce, because I think that that is distinctly different than sriracha, which is not where I want to go. I love that. I wanted that because the packaging looks cool, but we’ve learned that sometimes the cooler packaging is not a taste here. This stuff is great. Both of you are right. This stuff is great, but a lot of times the better packaging is the worst deal, the worst taste, but this stuff is really, really good. Let’s, let’s, um. You want to taste a little? I want to taste a little. Open wide. Let me make a decision first. Great. Oops. Mmm. Sriracha? You want to taste some? I’m stuck with that. I’m stuck with the sriracha. It’s strong and I will wait to dot the top with it. That was too much. Sorry. Sorry. Gracious. Sorry. Just giving you a work friend amount. Work friend. I’ll do some pre melting. Okay. What am I oh gosh, that’s hot. Pickles. Pickles? That’s fine. Oh. There we go. Or Doritos. Heads up, coming in with a little melt. I’m gonna go with the Cheetos Yes. Cheetos? Cheetos, cheddar, jalapeno. These are unbelievable. They’re so great. I love them. Good strategic choice, because you know I like these. These are so good. You don’t want to burn the cheese, you want to melt the cheese. Now, do you think it’s going to solidify before I eat it? I’m going to do it again. Got it. Whoa, no crushing or anything, just whole Cheetos. I just wanted, before I got to cold ingredients, I wanted to be able to have some meltiness. I’m not doing good, huh? Interesting. All of this is just interesting. You know, the irony is I’m trying so hard. You know? That is ironic. Alright, it’s your turn. Okay. Now. That was hot. Um. My nose is running. Oh my gosh. I It’s gonna start getting weird here. Okay. It’s gonna start getting weird. You know what? I’ll take the Doritos Tapatio. Okay. And I will, uh, do the crushing of them. A little tip for tat there. Chip for chip. This is a great Doritos chip. Almost one of our best flavored, uh, Doritos. Yeah, we love these. So how are you crushing these? Hand crushed. Okay. Hand crushed. I’ve just never, my hands are clean. It’s up in the rafters. If you look to your left. Yes it is. Oh yeah, it is over there. So we’re doing a crush, we’re doing a sprinkling. Should I have done that? I guess I should have. Beautiful. Hmm. I’ll give you each a tip right now, from what I’m seeing midway, because I want the best for everyone. Dry. Wet. Oh. Do it that way, you will. Dry. Wet. I need, I need a dry thing. You need a wet thing. I have a, uh, You’re talking about the corners? Are you talking, the coverage? Are you talking about the nature of it? The nature? I can’t say anymore without feeling like I’m cheating. So I just wanted to say one word to each of you. I just don’t know why I would put Pickles on this? That seems strange to me. You don’t think that would be good? Chili and cheese and pickle? You never had a chili cheeseburger? Yeah, but, I guess. I’ll try it. You seem to want it. No, I’m just Oh, snap. I think pickles is a great choice. That’s where I wanted to go next. Pickling company? What are these? Dilly bites? Mm hmm. They’re made in a package, so I guess you can like eat them in the car? Uh huh. Oh! There’s water in there. Yeah, like all pickles! Well, you said to eat them in the car! That’s how I eat in the car! Why would you pour something in your hand while you’re driving? I don’t know. You driving with your knees? You’re crazy, man. Okay! You’re crazy. That’s a good pickle. Yeah, they taste good. Okay. Okay, how do I do this? Alright, again, I’m following my own instincts at this point, and I am gonna get a little wetness here. Okay. Black olives. Delicious. You can have them. I know Link doesn’t like them, but I love them. They’re great, and I know he wouldn’t choose them anyway, so. That’s my one, I’m like, I don’t know if that’s the best strategy call for you, because he never would have chosen them. Right. But I think taste wise, it’s great. It’s a nice color on there. I kind of need that color more than you. The black olives? Yeah. Okay. Ugh. Careful with the juice. Man, that’s that sauce you gave me. Oh, that’s tough. I should give you a little. I just wanted you to taste it. Ooh, it’s hot. Yeah, it is hot. But my other option was coleslaw, which, if I’m stuck with coleslaw, I’ll do it. Okay, so now it’s your turn. Yeah, I know, I’m just already at a point where it’s like, I would not eat this. Got it. Because of pickles? Just In general? It just looks horrible. Okay, I think it’s cute. I mean, it just looks so sad and strange to me. I think the whole Cheetos do make it look a little freaky. Coleslaw and sriracha. That’s all we’re down to. Those are the last two. All right, well, I know I’m already wet, but coleslaw is wet, and sriracha is wet. I’ll go with the hot sauce. And I’ll go with the coleslaw. I think that’s smart. I’m doing a drizzle here. I think the coleslaw would have made this really wet. Yeah, we can’t do that. Unacceptably wet. And then this is gonna, this is gonna bring it together. I love that. This is interesting. And you got the coleslaw. Yeah, I’m just stuck with it. You did a lot of black olives. I feel like, not to put you on blast, this is not the first time I’ve told you, that’s a lot of black olives. You want to put him on blast? Well, What did we say? Blastoma? What was that earlier? The thing is, Blast, the, blast for me. Blast for me? You don’t want to put you on blast for me? I feel like, to answer that critique, I feel like, fries, you have so much power of choice as you are navigating this dish. Sure. And you can just kind of let them fall off and sort of meter them yourself. I, I, I’m a huge fan of them. All right. I really like them too. I’m just, and I just thought it wasn’t wet enough. And now I’ve got, I’m, I’m so, it’s so wet. These are wet now. I think you did a better job with coverage than you did. I think this is like what’s going on here. Can I tell you what? Yeah, tell me. So I think my strategy when making a plate of nachos is to leave. Stuff uncovered on the side so you can start by taking a bear thing and getting the toppings off of it because it’s so thick to begin with. I think forks are acceptable for a fry though. I do agree with that. I fundamentally don’t agree with you on that, but I understand the technique behind it. Oh, you, so don’t use a fork then. Well, just, but being like taking a bear french fry and then, okay, so watch this, we’ll do Rhett’s. Okay. Well, I said nachos. Okay, but this is right, but you said you did the whole same thing for this. So it’s kind of like, that’s hard, you know? It wasn’t, it wasn’t well thought through. I, I take full responsibility. Just a thought. I don’t know. Well. Chompy, chompy, chompy. Oh! I was gonna say, it doesn’t, it’s not spicy at all. You forgot the drizzle, dude. This was supposed to be the last one. Do you get penalized for that? I don’t know. So you’re, you’re still doing a drippy drip ’cause it is hot. It’s hot is correct. Versus, versus a, a dribble. I meant to wait till the end for this because I, because it was the flavor strategy. All right. Give it a taste. Give it another shot. Another shot. You and you think that’s allowed, I can taste this again. Yeah. I told it was just a complete mess. That’s very generous of you. I’m so nervous today. I don’t believe in myself, so I want, I want. You know, I want it the way he wants it. Okay. All right, here we go. I’m gonna do my, I’m not gonna forget my drizzle. That makes a big difference. That right there, visually, this is what’s bringing it together. I think it’s stunning. Oh gosh. Whoops. How you gonna do it? Okay, let’s do. What are you looking for here? I wanna get some of everything. I gotta get a pickle. We gotta get a Cheeto, gotta get some sour cream, some sriracha. This is, this is big pieces. It needs to erode a little bit. This is the butt of the pickle, I don’t want that. You know what I mean? Nobody wants that. Okay. A lot of juice in the pouch, too. A lot of juice in the pouch. I like the ring of that. I’m just gonna The winner is Link! But why? You win! I don’t even want to wait to tell you. You don’t seem excited like I thought you would. I didn’t believe in it. It’s so good! Yours are too dry. I’m glad I’m back in this. It’s not that I didn’t try, but halfway through, I was just like I also love the pickles. That queso really, really helps a lot. My favorite thing here is the pickles and then the fact that I won is my, is my worst favorite thing. Okay. The sour cream, that’s a big, that’s a big, that’s a big advantage isn’t it? Oh snap. I think I thought I would like scream that you won. And then everyone in the studio would be like, Yeah! And then you would be really excited. That’s not the vibe today. And, absolutely. And that makes sense. I haven’t been in this room all day. So, I get that. So, um, That’s not the vibe today. Um, I took a risk. Clearly it didn’t work. Yep. You’re on an island right now. I’m not even on it. That sucks. I would love to feel supported. You know? Here, wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let’s try it. Let’s try it. Thank you for choosing me. The winner is Link! We need to be back in this! Yes. You see how that just felt better? And I feel like next time I could do it again. Uh huh. We believe in you. Congrats on making the best loaded fries. Thank you for the congrats. No one was happy. Well, there was an interesting discussion, uh, but we’ve talked, you know, we’re not gonna talk about it. We’re not gonna talk about the thing you said about work friends. Who my, who my real friends are? Who my work friends? Like, we don’t I really value my work friends. We’re not, like, we’re not gonna bring it up and talk about it again. Right. You’re, I mean, but it, but people, I mean, people knew what I was trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s just a fact of the matter. Right, they, work friends are not as good as real friends. Well, they’re not real friends, they’re work friends. They’re not, yeah, they’re not real friends. They’re friends of circumstance. They’re not friends by choice. We’re all making the best of this. I’m making it worse now than I did then. But this is where it gets weird with us. Why are we talking about it? Because we’re in charge. They are kind of our friends by choice. Mmm. But we don’t really do the hiring here. So it wasn’t our choice. Yeah, but if If I wanted to hire friends, I mean, I mean, yeah, we’d still have all the same people. Maybe we that. But we would’ve been involved. We just weren’t involved. Maybe we should have a friends department. We don’t have any room, though, do we? People that we pay Just to be friends. To, that, to, that we like, that will also like us. And they get business cards, and it says, Friend of You Rhett or Link. It’s not both of us. Do y’all feel like, in a sense, you get paid to like us? I mean Yeah, let’s talk Bryce, Bryce is not being picky. I don’t think the Bryce thing has legs. Alright, let’s get, let’s get to another one. April 19th, 2024, who makes the best PB& J? Welcome to Good Mythical More. What a thrill. We just experienced the most Surprising wheel ending that I’ve ever I mean, either that was actually the first take, or that kid needs an acting contract right now. I teared up. I teared up. That was so sweet. It was very sweet. Stevie teared up. That was so sweet. And that doesn’t happen often. That’s true. When’s the last time you cried, Stevie? That’s a different more. That’s a different more. Make a note, y’all. When’s the last time we cried? Well, uh, it’s time for us to give our quarterly report. Okay. Of our new company, uh, Flavored Christmas Trees. Flavored Christmas Trees. It’s exactly what you think it is. Uh, we tried to come up with a better name, and actually, I think that’s what’s really sinking us at this point. I don’t think it’s the name that’s sinking us. I think it’s the concept. Well, hey, you know what? We’re really looking forward to people want to eat a fourth quarter If you guys could just hold on to the fourth quarter and specifically Like the last half of the end of the year Really like around right after thanksgiving. We really think things are gonna get just hold on and don’t eat much Yeah, save all that flavor Because we need to keep this thing for us and between now and then we promise we’ll have a catchy name You Like, Chris, like Chris, uh, like, uh, I see. Christmas cruncher. This is what happened to us last time. And so we just were like, whoa, well, let’s just call it what it is. Flavor of Christmas trees. Smoothkins McButthole. All right, Jordan, come on in here. Let’s welcome Jordan Myrick to the Good Mythical More. It’s always a good time. Happy new year. We have this amazing new. Look at this thing. Way. It hovers. to look at that. I love it. I’m so happy because I think they picked up on how grumpy I got about all this being back here. There were a lot of technical issues with it so this feels like a picture frame that hugs all of us and I think it’s nice. It looks like we’re like selling something at a stand. Maybe flavored Christmas trees? Jordan you look so cool today. I know you look so cool. What the hell? Thanks. Welcome to the glasses match your shirt club. Thank you. Is that how you receive all compliments, by the way? Me? Kind of. All compliments. It just took me so aback. I guess, can I ask why? Yeah, you just look cool. You’re just like projecting some coolness. The stripes are really cool. The color combo, the glasses, everything you got going on. The way you said, what the hell? I love it. It’s really cool. What you envisioned when you put this together is like coming to fruition, right? Yeah, this is like every outfit you put on, you dream, you walk into a room and the boss of the room will go, you look really cool. And it happened. Yeah, here we go. The boss of the room. Here we go. Okay. We are making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Yes. I’m super excited. Now, I don’t know where we stand on this whole who won last time and who gets to go first. Where are we at here? I can’t remember. That’s not my job. Does anybody know? Well, we can look. Did you have something else to say in the meantime? Uh, yeah. You won last time. I wasn’t happy about it. How do you know? What was it? I remember that I lost. But. We were making, um. I don’t know. We’re making something. Okay. Well, that means you get to go first, but that’s a big advantage. So I’m just telling you, right. I’m just telling you, you won last time. I’m just telling you, I know you did. Don’t you remember picking him last time? No, I don’t remember what we left. I don’t remember at all. I mean, we can erase all, all, all of our past. All history is rock, paper, scissors. Right. But if I won, then you get to go first. So go ahead. And if it ends up we were wrong, then I’ll get to go twice the next two times. All right, fine. Um, so there’s two types of peanut butter up here. Mm hmm. Santa Cruz Organic Dark Roasted. Very flavorful. What is it? What does dark roasted mean? They roast it really hard, so it gets really roasted. It’s not a light roast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so it makes it dark? Mm hmm. Yeah, the longer you roast something, the darker it gets. Like with coffee beans, or? Yeah, but I don’t know if I want to do that with my peanuts. Okay. Your other option is crunchy. I don’t like extra crunchy, so I’m going to go with the Santa Cruz Organic. I want to try that now. Wow. I mean, but just for the record, Link did one last time. Oh, I did? Link, one last time? I guess you felt in your heart that you were sad about it. Well, I remember the time before that. So do you want to take? Nope. You can choose. Do you want this? Or did you want something else? Wow, this is a big moment. You could also go twice. No, no. Let’s just keep it. Hold on. Do you want to steal mine? Or do you want to take another one? Uh Okay, well, by choosing Yeah. I wasn’t actually going to go for peanut butter first, but the problem is, is that If I don’t go for peanut butter, then you’ll just double up with peanut butter if you’re smart. And then I’ll be stuck with peanut butter. Today I’m smart. I love that. So, boy. Have you ever put two Different types of peanut butter on a peanut butter sandwich? I haven’t I honestly don’t eat peanut butter sandwiches that much. Oh, but do you like peanut butter? I like peanut butter. It just wasn’t like a thing I grew up with. Interesting. Are you from Australia? I’m from Australia. Yeah Um, I need a spoon though. They tend to think it’s a little bit weird. This needs to be stirred No matter who chooses it. I think it’s good. It’s just my family’s not a big like sweets family You know what? This is a little bit sweet. I’ve I would have chosen that until he opened it Um, and I’m, I’ll go with extra crunchy, which is not my choice, but you know what? Why am I saying, I’m not, why am I trying to take it down? I don’t have to do that anymore. Um, because Jif is great. This is a game of textures. I actually love crunchy. Yeah! So, uh, are these sporked picks like usual? Yeah, everything’s sporked picks like usual. So all these are delicious. So sporked pick the, uh, bring the Jif in. Uh, pick the, uh, But here’s where the question, we both have the peanut butters that we have. Now. Do I go and we go Now you go. Now I go? Yes, now you go. And then we just go back and forth. Mm hmm. Okay. Then I am going to do the thick sliced white bread. Oh, I’m jealous. Instead of the raisin bread. Okay. I mean, that is beautiful. I mean, this is I’m just saying. I just think as a purist, I feel like this is what you gotta put on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Wait, but can you do it yet? Don’t you have to choose toasted or untoasted? Yep, yep, that’s true. Okay. So I’m gonna go with raisin bread. Don’t, no. Because I have to get bread. Yeah, okay. What, what, I mean. He’s already got bread. But he, he would get, he would take my bread. I know he would think I would go double bread. I know he was done it before. Yeah. And then he would have half a slice. I’m going to have to say, you know, you’re going to be eating. I’m going to use your hand to just suck peanut butter off my hand. Yeah. And I don’t want to, well, Hey, that particular timeline could get the click. I can put it on my hand. And I could lick it off like a horse, and I told you before I came on I wouldn’t be doing that today. So stop pushing it. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Specifically. All right, KG, bring in the bread. Yeah, I’m not choosing, I’m not gonna choose the bread. Okay, uh, I mean, I’m just not choosing the bread. I haven’t chosen. What? I’m just, I haven’t chosen the bread. Okay. All right. I mean, I’m not pushing anything. You want me to lick peanut butter off your hands. No. But what if you, uh, but hold on, if you, If you don’t choose bread and you choose toasted, you gotta toast bread. Your hands. Uh, alright, I want to taste this right now. The son made raisin bran. It’s delicious. Do you have another? I like raisin bread, especially with a little butter on it Yeah. But I don’t know about peanut butter and jelly on it. You don’t think? Raisins are kind of like jelly, right? A little bit. That’s cool. Let’s, let’s, let’s. You can’t do it yet. You have to pick toasted or untoasted. I’m just gonna taste. All right. Uh, I’m gonna taste this peanut butter. All right. Oh, an extra piece. Thank you, KG. Yeah, because I also want to taste this. Interesting. So, Toasted bread on a sandwich is often the correct choice. I do not think that is the correct choice for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay. So I am not toasting the bread. All right. I’m gonna take untoasted bread. Okay. So, now what if at the end you get left with toasted? That’s gonna be so weird. It’s gonna be so weird. What were, I don’t know, the rules of that. This is the hardest Uh, semantics we’ve ever heard, I feel like. Because I don’t want toasted. How could I, like, stick him with toasted? You have to now. Will he stick if I throw him? Nope. I got really close to it. Isn’t that good? Good God. I know. You want to try it now? Taste it. Both of y’all. Whoever. Oh, sure. I’m happy with trying raisin bread. Yeah. This bread is as delicious as their mascot is beautiful. It’s very fresh bread, too. Oh, there’s a mascot. And if you put cinnamon, That’s so unreasonable, Amelia! If you put cinnamon and butter on this thing, Oh my gosh. That would just be a nice cinnamon toast. I love that as it’s own thing. But you still think it doesn’t work for a PBJ? Mmm. Look at this bread. This is screaming like, She’s thick. Very, very good. Double C peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay. Um, this peanut butter, It’s very nutty. I didn’t know that it was dark, but it’s not sweet. We talked about it. What I meant to say was, I don’t know that it’s dark, having tasted it. I did not taste darkness. Oh, okay. And I also didn’t taste sweetness, so I definitely need sweetness. Okay. Um, Apricot preserves. Yum. We have this at the house. Okay. This brand, this is a good brand. Yeah, they make it look like it just came off of grandma’s shelf. Yeah, have you done their advent calendar? No. They do an advent calendar with a different jam every day. Oh my goodness. And it’s a little one. It’s a tiny jam. That’s sweet. It’s very cute. Okay. Which we can make that like every flavor of Christmas tree. You can add a little jam or apricot. I’m gonna go with the apricot. Fun! Okay, uh, I’m gonna go with the strawberry fruit spread. I don’t really have a choice at this point. I don’t want to get double jelly over here. Okay. Oh, that’s I’m actually very happy about that. It’s really good. Let me smell that, because the one that I smelled Yeah, that smells good. That’s gonna be good. Apricot doesn’t smell great. That actually doesn’t smell good at all. It smells like fish bait. Trash. It smells like minnows. In water. It smells like bait. Yeah, it smells like the inside of a wet trash can. But not wet from trash juice. You know what? Wet from minnows. Have you ever noticed that apricots will do that? Like if you get dried apricots and you open up the bag and it stinks but then you start eating it and you’re like Oh, it kind of works. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Man. I feel great so far. Trickery. I basically feel like I’m making all the choices I wanted to make. Well, make another one. In life. No, I think it’s your turn. I feel tense. I’ll make another one. I feel more nervous than normal. Isn’t it your turn now? This, well, peanut butter’s involved. This, this matters a lot. Because you love nut butters. But, yeah, we do. We both do. We eat quite a bit. Quite a bit. Quite a bit. Let’s see. All right, what I could think about is bacon. Somebody’s gonna get stuck with some weird stuff. Because I’ve got to do something wild. I gotta do something wild and I need to go Yeah, throw that on my bacon. Okay. It’s bringing the bacon for me. Yum. Beautiful. All right, how that bacon? Wow. The bacon and raisin bread. That’s like cartoon bacon. Yeah. It’s so beautiful. Waka, waka, waka. Exactly. All right, that’s good. Yeah. And then if you take it, you dip it down in that. Everyone is mad at you for doing that. Well, this part was, it was clean. I know, but everyone just groaned when you did that. I don’t know why. You baconed the butter. I didn’t go all the way to the bottom. What if somebody thinks that pork is unclean and now you’ve completely ruined the whole thing of peanut butter for him? I also think, wasn’t, wasn’t Rhett supposed to, did we miss? No, no, no. Cause he got the apricot and then I got the strawberry and then it goes back to link for bacon because I’ve only got two. Uh, I was going to call these nuggets for some reason. That’s fine. Tokens, and he’s got three and he just used one and now he’s got two. I’m not feeling great about where I’m at But maybe it’ll all come out. Really? Mm hmm. Oh, okay. Why? Everything’s a little not ideal. Texture, another texture play for me. I don’t think you can have too much crunch. I would like the Lay’s Classic Potato Chips. Yum. I love a chip on a sandwich. That’s a good choice. Feeling good. I haven’t been boned yet. I’ve You know what I’m saying? I haven’t been boned yet. Never had chips on a, if, if I was on a sitcom, that would be my catchphrase. I thought it was one of those things where you were supposed to like do a dance when he says bone haven’t been born yet. And they would zoom in on my face yet. Wow. That’s where I’m toasted. Yeah. It’s taken. Toasted is taken. Toasted is not taken. Uh, always going to. Toasted is taken. I’m saying everything backwards. I’m like, Uh, you know what? I’m gonna go for it. Oreos! Peanut butter Oreos. So these are, these are a sporked pick. Yeah, they’re very, very good on their own. I’m scared to eat them with bacon and apricot jam, but it could work. Yeah, I know. It could work. Bold pick. Why these and not, like, something else? Well, cause then I’d have to toast that. No, you have other stuff. Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles? You could have done Fruity Pebbles or Toasted. Which is what I’m left with as my final choice. And so I just Hold on, you need to choose Toasted. Again, I think that the Fruity Pebbles texture is gonna be, I wouldn’t add it necessarily, but I’m a purist about not toasting this bread. Okay. And so, I think that Fruity Pebbles is going to be somewhat complementary to this strawberry jam, which is gonna be, have a lot of power, and he doesn’t want to toast so hard that I’m gonna make him toast. I’m, I don’t know about this. I don’t know about this. No, I don’t know about this. Should I toast it? Well, so what? You’d have to have one piece toasted and one piece uncosted. That’s a good question because you have uncosted as well. Yes. Ooh, ooh. Ooh. One toasted. You want to do it un toasted. And then I stick him with the fruity pebbles, and then he’s got just a, and that’s a lot. He’s got like, just a crazy sandwich. Yeah. . Yep. I’m going toasted. Ah. He’s going you want toasted? No, but Okay, so I’m toasting I’m not happy either way. Okay, sure. I’m toasting one of my And then I’m going for the Fruity Pebbles. Let me make sure I’ve got a light toast on here. Alright, so I’m gonna go ahead and make this for you. Wow. Wow. Okay. My gem of a friend. The buttering up is starting. Gem of a friend is so sweet. And then, Well. If we were going to do something together outside of work, what would we do? Um, probably go grocery shopping. Okay. I think that would be fun with you. Alright. Kind of like all you see me as is work. Well, I wouldn’t be paying you. Rhett, if we were to hang out outside of work, what would we do? Well, we’d put a fire out, and it’s about to start. Nah, it’s just a toaster. If we were to hang out outside of work, I could see me and you doing some high stakes gambling. Ooh! Like, I could see us, like, Like the first thing we would do is we would like just go to like the bicycle casino like down into the city of Industry and we would just get our feet wet. I love that. You know what I’m saying? It’s a seedy place. I love that. We would stick together. That’s great. I know an incredible Szechuan restaurant down there. Oh, yes. So we could get some lunch. And then when we kind of got, when we kind of got our groove We right as soon as we felt like we were hitting our lucky streak We would drive to Vegas. I love that. In an electric car. That we’re renting? Uh, yes. Or do you own an electric car? I own an electric car. Oh, okay. An electric car? Because, and here’s why we would do it. Why are you specifying that? Because we’re gonna ride the wave of range anxiety all the way to Vegas. Wow, okay. You know what I’m saying? No, I don’t even know what that means. If you have an electric car, Uh huh. You worry about Charging God, what we would do is we the whole time we would be sweating. We’d be like, I don’t know if we’re going to make it. I don’t know if we’re going to make it, but we got to make it. And we would roll to the Bellagio on zero. And we would park in the front. We would just, we would just pull up to the door and park and just get out. And what’s the first thing we would do? And what is the first thing we do? There’s one answer. What’s the first thing we would do? What’s the wheel? That’s not it. Craps! That’s not it. Uh, binge drink? We’d see the fountain! Oh, of course we’d see the fountain! We drove through it! And then we’d go in there and we would put everything on black! I love that. I love that. I actually have Almost never really gambled, so that feels like it could be a huge day for me. You’ve never been to a grocery store? I have been to a grocery store many times for you, for work. I mean, I didn’t know he was going to go so hard. Well, I said we could do anything. Honestly, I could see myself ruining my life with you. It’d be so much fun. We should do that would be really fun. could go see, like, uh, Kelly Clarkson or like Kylie Minogue. I don’t know whoever’s performing. All the shows, yes. I would love Cirque du Soleil. Oh, I love Cirque du Soleil. And we go to the bad Cirque du Soleil where they show a little, they show a little topless. I do not know about that one, but I would, I would go. I would go with you. There is one, right? There’s a little topless. I don’t, we’ve talked about this before. There used to be an animal themed one that had some nudity, but they closed that one down. Oh, really? Um. It was nude animals? It was nude people dressed as animals, I think. Okay. But I could do that. And then you and I are just going to go to the grocery store. Yeah. All right. Jordan, you said that you’d take me to see Love Lies Bleeding with Kendall. Let’s do it. I’m going to see that lesbian movie with you. Is that the one thing you want to do on our special day? It’s like I’m your father and your mom and I are divorced. I take each one of you to do a special day once a year. Right. So think, Um, I’m gonna be booing you all the time. I’m not gonna play with your shit! You’re just gonna look hard about what you want your special day to be. And Stevie, I’ll take you to Ruby Fruit, the lesbian wine bar. And then I’ll take you to see Love Lies Bleeding, the Kristen Stewart wrestling movie. Okay, but also, Kendall has to come so that it’s just I’m clearly the third wheel. Absolutely. I don’t need to be there. Yeah. Perfect. Okay, great. I think we can go to the grocery store. I think you, me, and Kendall can have a good time. Okay, yeah. Let’s find out. Is that the movie that she’s promoting with the Rolling Stone cover? Yes. And something funny about that is that With the jockstrap? Yes, my fiancé is actually We interviewed in that copy of Rolling Stone, which is so exciting, but we didn’t know what, which, which one it was going to be, we just knew the day it was going to come out, so I called my mom and I was like, Mom, you have to go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of copies of Rolling Stone on this day, because Kendall is in it and we are out of town. We’re out of the country. And so my mom went and bought 10 copies and then sent me a picture that she bought 10 copies of the Kristen Stewart jockstrap one. And the person checking her out at the grocery store was like, why do you need so many of these? They were like, I get it. Yeah, I get it. All right. Mine’s ready. Done. Wow. And I’m glad you weren’t watching. Cause I want you to forget what’s in it. Okay. You know, I got a text about that Rolling Stone cover from, um, Christy Neal, I almost texted you Stevie. I got very close. I was like But she’s like, do you like Kristen Stewart is how the text started it was like Christy I was also like, you know 2 p. m. In the middle of the week. I’m like Christy. I’m I’m in a meeting Do you like Kristen Stewart? I’m in a meeting She’s very thoughtful She DMs you too. Mm hmm She did?! Mm. Not about that. Oh! But she’ll DM me like funky. She DM’d me like a funky bolo tie the other day. Oh, that’s nice. A funky bolo tie? Yeah, she DM’d me like a brand that made a bolo tie that looked like a carrot. Do you like bolo ties? I think you should know about this brand. You big lesbian, and I was like, I will. That is so nice. Christy’s like messaging all the lesbians. She’s like looking out for all the lesbians. Everybody knows we love lesbians. Because, uh, what can we, what can we DM lesbians? Ha ha ha ha! I love it! Hmm. Hmm. How’s that, Striker? What are you experiencing? In what order? It’s so hard, because it’s all so much. It’s like bacon, and then Oreos, and that’s almost it. And then at the end you get a little raisin bread finish. Not bad. Are you getting any of this peanut butter? Almost no peanut butter, almost no fruity pebbles. Pebbles. Um, it’s not bad. I wish the Oreos weren’t in it. I actually think it could taste very, very good if the Oreos weren’t in it. Yeah. I’m sorry. Let’s get rid of this. Yeah, I don’t know what, you know, sometimes Taste it. What do you think? Let me taste it. Let me taste it. Okay. I’ll smell the Fruity Pebbles first. Okay. I’m feeling pretty good about this. It’s pretty, you know, it’s pretty predictable, and it’s a light toasting, so I don’t think it compromises. The one side toasted is fun, and it looks good. My bite was more Fruity Fever. Hmm. I mean, mine looks a lot crazier than that one. Mm hmm. Oh, man. That, that one looks normal. I’ve never done potato chips on a peanut butter and jelly. So, tater chips, uh, strawberry, jif, Extra crunchy, bread, half toasted. Half toasted, see like, yeah, a lot of things, you didn’t, you didn’t have to do much. This is what I’ll say. It’s almost as if you picked half as many things as me. That is what it feels like. Yeah, I don’t know how I ended up with just basically a PB& J. Yeah, it feels like you brought things from home to put on the sandwich. I know, pulling stuff out of my pocket. Yeah. Um, the potato chips don’t do as much for this as I thought they would. What do you think? I mean. You’ve already got the crunchy of the The extra crunchy peanut butter But they’re not I wouldn’t have made the choice for the for the potato chips, but they don’t Have an off putting flavor. No, they just add a little interesting texture How could you not win though with that boring concoction if they were saltier and crunchier? I think it really would be spectacular You should have gotten bacon Well, I was actually thinking about baking until you got it Okay. Needless to say. You don’t need to say. Thanks for having me. This is, this is not good. This is between you and God. This is an abomination. Right. Don’t do this. Don’t do that. Learn from my mistakes. This is an abomination. But, you put your heart into it. So really, it’s not that, it’s not that I won, it’s just that Link lost. This is good. This is not that creative. You know, this is not your most creative showing, but sometimes a classic is good. Yeah, I just, I wanted to say as a purist, you know, we’ll get, we’ll get crazy in Vegas. Okay. Yeah, I’m a bit crushed that I didn’t win that one. I, I didn’t want to. Well, it was all because of my toasting one and not toasting the other. That’s really what gave me the victory. And that’s continued in your personal life? I’ve never done it again. I also haven’t taken Jordan gambling. High stakes? Uh, but it’s really because of my Baptist background. Okay. Is the only reason that I haven’t. I’m just morally opposed to it. And Jordan still hasn’t gone to the grocery store with me. You’re morally opposed to that? Yeah. Yeah, I don’t do that. Um, little update on my almonds. Um, now I’ve got a whole bunch of almonds from the, from the, there’s the main show marathon. Um, but Chase pointed out that nobody took my almonds. Yep, you thought you had three almonds and you had thrown away an empty bag. He said, look in your trash can. I looked down and here, um, I had eaten all my almonds and threw them away. So what, what does that say? What’s going on? I was probably doing something else while I was eating the almonds mindlessly. I mean, you don’t have to think about eating almonds, or Well, you certainly did your best at thinking about it. Well, I thought I had, like, three more, like I said. I didn’t have any more. Do you want an almond? No, the good news is, is, nah, really. They gave me a whole other package. Here. That’s, that might be too many almonds for one person to eat in one sitting. Yeah, I’m down with the almonds. How many times have I eaten all my almonds thinking that I had? Um, I’m gonna remind you, head over to the um, spork. com website. The Spork Awards are live. All the best foods and drinks in 2024 are rolling out in installments over there. So if you want to know what the best thing that came out this year that you need to try, candy, snack food, energy drink, frozen foods, all types of categories, go over there. They keep, they keep dropping them Between now and January 3rd every week. Every weekday. We’re gonna have new products that are going to be revealed now Let’s go back to June 28, 2023 for who makes the best loaded baked potato. Welcome to Good Mythical More. It’s time for the heavily debated draft of baked potato toppings. These are fun. Fun. Uh, but first, you know what? Let’s give Becca 50. Becca. Because Becca was out there in the wild, sporting that merch. Hashtag Merchicality. We found you, Becca! And you’re gonna get 50 that you can go over to mythical. com and spend on some more merch. Hashtag Merchicality. Alright! Make that tag so we can uh, Come on in Jordan! So you can get your bag. Hello! Yo! What’s up? How’s it going? Good. Oh, we’re so good. I already ate a little bit of baked potato, um, at the, at the start of the shuffleboard game. And um, I was like, man, I want to keep eating this baked potato. I love that. Baked potatoes are so good. Oh, so you’re a big baked potato fan. Yeah. That’s my order at Wendy’s. I get a baked potato. The thing about baked potato is that it’s, you know, it can either be underdone or they can be overdone. And so there’s like a sweet spot or just right. And then they, they do it just right. Pretty much every time. Yeah. They have a system. Yeah. Yeah. How’s that one? Feels good. This one’s a little firm, still soft. Yeah. And we’re going to draft. Man. Are we gonna, are we gonna do what we typically do where we make these as we go? We’re gonna make them as we go and then Jordan is going to decide who has the superior. What was the last thing that we did? It was burgers. Burgers. And you ended up picking my burger at the end of the day. I did. My rodeo burger was too much. You get to go first this time, Link. I think that’s how it works. And all of these things are Sporked favorites? Yes, we love all these things. So in theory, you can only make a good baked potato. Okay. Very steamed broccoli up there though. And of course, if you want to be reminded of what the best baked potato toppings are, when you go to Sporked, you can just search baked potato and then all of the top toppings will come up. Um, I mean, There’s some Mexican cheese, there’s some mozzarella cheese, so I feel okay either way there. Uh, I will never pick black olives. Jalapenos, taco meat! Yeah, but what does Jordan like? Isn’t that what this is about? We have to remind Link each time that this is not about what he likes. But, when I go with what I like, Jordan likes it because Jordan likes black olives. Jordan likes me, and I like Jordan, and we both like baked potatoes. We both like, as I discovered last week, we both like the same type of eggs. Yes, we eat our scrambled eggs the same. Soft scramble with cheese and Onions! Yes. But you don’t like black olives. Jordan does. I would say I, I agree with a lot of the things that Link thinks, but then also expanded. I think I gotta go. Right. Is that a nice way to say it? I would say that’s true of most people. I think I gotta go with the Mexican four cheese blend to start things off. But is that gonna put it on the bottom? Because that’s also a factor. You’d rather have it on the top? No, I want to have it on the bottom. So this is me down here. And then, because I want it to start melting. Okay. This is our number one best shredded Mexican cheese. It’s very fine, which makes it Great. Yeah, and I’ll say I love that you’re putting it on the bottom. I think the cheese should go on the bottom of everything. A hard shell taco, a baked potato, I think the burger, if you’re not melting the cheese directly onto the burger, you should put it on the bottom of the bun. Yeah, that’s a good point. Okay, that, that is a big, that’s a big blow. There’s no big blow early in this game. I’m sorry. Are you assuming that we both get butter though? Because butter’s not up here. Just pretend. Pretend there’s a base layer of butter. We’re assuming that we both have butter, so. Or that neither of us have butter. I’ve gotta go with the shredded mozzarella, uh, simply because if I don’t, you might do a double cheese situation, then I’m dead. Yeah. You’ll be in the water. Because that would be delicious, and if you had no cheese, that would be really bad. Right, so I’m going mozzarella. Yep, our best shredded mozzarella. So you both have best cheeses from sports, so that’s good. Let me taste a little bit of this out of the ramekin holder. The fact that it’s so finely ground makes it very meltable. Yes. This stuff is like, flat noodles of It’s good. I can tell it’s good cheese. It is good. You really packed it in. You pressed it down into the potato. I want to make a, I want this to receive, everything else that I’m planning for you here. Wow. Yeah, that’s kind of what I do too. I love that. I made it more receptive. Yeah. I think you’re both doing a great job so far. Okay, Link, you’re up. See if I go, I’m, if I go with taco meat, then I’m leaving the chopped bacon, but But with the chopped bacon you got like, you can go with broccoli, you can go with the sour cream, but if you go with the taco meat, I might be going for more of a, I think I got a stick since I’m with Mexican cheese. I’ve got to go taco meat. Wow. Okay. So are you doing like a Tex Mex baked potato? Yeah, I’m doing a Tex Mex baked potato. I’m very intrigued by that. I feel like I have an opportunity to to Put a dent in your strategy here because what I would do at this point is chili Because it would that I’m getting meat and beans Interesting in one go Wow, okay. You don’t seem to be enthusiastic about this, Jordan. No, I’m very excited. I think that sounds delicious. Do we have the king? I thought this chili, oh, I can tell you what this chili is. Tell me about this. Denison’s was the favorite? Yes, it’s our number one chili on our chili list. It’s so good, it’s really thick, it’s meaty, the beans are perfectly cooked, which I think is something you don’t find in all chilis. It’s delicious, and I love it, and I think this baked potato looks delicious. Just when you said you were gonna do a dent in his strategy, I thought you were gonna take sour cream, jalapenos, avocados. Something that goes with a Tex Mex baked potato, and then you didn’t. You’re right, you’re right. There’s a lot of meat in there. Yeah, it’s good. It looks very meaty. Very good. How is that? Do you want to try it? You can try it. Mmm. Yeah, I guess I want to try it. See how good this is. Are we chili with beans or no beans? Oh. Beans all the way. Oh yeah, you love beans. Not on a hot dog. I still want it with beans. I love, but I love beans. Anytime I post anything where I’m eating beans, everyone comments and is like, Oh, are you going to Rhett’s house? Hey, see. Link’s daughter going to Rhett’s house. We’re the old bean bandits. That’s us. We’ve got things in common too over here, me and Jordan. I think I need to take that sour cream before you do give me that horizon organic cultured sour cream And let me tell you the sour cream is delicious Perfectly sour. It’s perfectly creamy. It’s rich and I love Sour cream. Yeah, I Did a I did a bad thing here and when there’s no goes I should have thought ahead of time I should have thought. Whoa. Yeah, you’re starting to get it. I should have thought ahead of time that you would have not gone for chili. Have it already put meat on there, but I’m just I’m learning I’m learning I like though that you’re going with your instinct I feel like something you do is you always make a thing that you would want to eat and I really admire that Even though he was taunting me for doing that No, I thought you would like the chili me. Yeah, I do like the chili Yeah, you’re always very respectful of me. Oh gosh. Look at that Somebody’s gonna get stuck with broccoli. That’s You That’s just a waterfall of And since Link went first, it’s probably gonna be me. Um, Where you goin now? Crumbled Cool Ranch Tomatoes. I know you like, uh, uh, uh, uh, the jalapenos. I do too. Are these just sliced or are they pickled? They’re sliced. Sliced fresh. They’re sliced. Which is not as great as pickled. Unless you’re Jordan. Give me them jalapenos. I like both. I like a pickled. Jalapenos. Fresh just has such a good crunch. Yeah, they’re good. Better watch out with that heat, though. You might get a hot one. That is nice. Mmm. Oh, you’re not gonna hold back, are you? Wow. Okay. You’re both really starting to capture my essence. I’m really thinking that I need to grab these, this avocado. That’s gonna be a nice, I need some green. Okay, I need some green. How about the broccoli? I need some color. The broccoli’s so green. I’m gonna take I’m gonna take that Wow down here. This is um This is really working out Yeah, you ever gone to like a wedding or some sort of event and they had a baked potato bar I’ve never had a baked potato bar, but I’ve had a mashed potato bar where they serve it in like martini glasses Okay, but okay, maybe that’s what I’m thinking of. So it’s the same thing Instead of it being a baked potato. That’s a wonderful easier just to scoop it Yes, I have no desire to have a traditional wedding, but my girlfriend and I are like, we should find somewhere to do a mashed potato bar when we get married. Yeah. No wedding. Just. Maybe axe throwing? Yeah, well I’ll go axe throwing and then we’ll do a mashed potato bar. Yeah, like same venue. Sure. Do you want to plan it? Um. Sounds like it. I’ll DJ it. Okay. For free as a gift. Oh, yeah. Nice. Okay. I am NOT of the caliber to be paid You just need to be okay with like long periods of silence. That’s okay. Yeah, like Struggle and figuring out but you know what? I need another gig I’m going with just to get back in the game. Okay, I’m ready. I’m getting the bacon off of the board Oh, I could always have used that bacon. Okay, this is chopped bacon You’ve highlighted your favorite bacon before. Is it the same or different? I think it’s the same bacon. It is the Coleman Natural Hickory Smoked Uncured Bacon. It is Good God, what’s wrong with you, bacon shnicker? Look how mad he is. It’s not you, Jordan. It’s so good. It’s this. What? This is like Three Stooshes kind of thing happening back here. It’s like every time I put one on, it just goes off. Now, Link doesn’t like real bacon bits. He likes the ones that you get in the can at my house in 1987. I do too! Baco’s? Let me tell you why, because my parents don’t eat meat. So I grew up not eating meat and Baco’s was like an incredible fake meat product we could have. I didn’t know it was, I just thought it was other meat. What does it mean? It’s made out of like I’m sure it’s like textured soy protein that’s been like dried out with like liquid smoke on it. You were getting tofu back in the day and you didn’t even know. And I was just I love it. They’re so crunchy. All right. Is it my go? Yeah. Yep. Don’t want that. Don’t want that. I don’t care about that. Give me the crumpled Cool Ranch Doritos. I was trying to hide them. Which is a nice You did kind of put it with your stuff. That was all my strategy there. I love that. That’s sneaky. Such a nice crunch. That’s what we need and now I’m at the familiar point in the process of wishing I could just hold. This you can pass me the black olives. Okay. Why’d you look at me like that? I’m just surprised. Why? I didn’t think that’s what you were going to go for next. I thought you were really going to try to stick him with the black olives, because he hates them so much. Delalo. I’m thinking about you, Jordan. Wow. I’ve been thinking about you. I love that. This is looking, this is looking like These both look really good. This is blowing Macalester’s out of the water. Oh, delicious. I love Macalester’s. I hadn’t thought about my callousers in quite some time. They’re, they’ll give you a, a tater this big. Yeah, put chicken tenders in it and stuff. Yeah, it’s a bit much. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t. And now I have to choose one of these black beans. That’s still safe. So I gotta, I’m sticking you with the broccoli. Go ahead and bring that over for Rhett. And I’m going to do a little strain and I’m going to do a little strain and Strain and throw here. I don’t want a lot of the Listen, this is what I’ll say There’s a little broccoli. There’s a little broccoli and I also think broccoli tastes good with the cheese I think the chili will cover it up a little I think frozen broccoli can be a tough sell But with the jalapeno and the chili and the cheese and the bacon, I think it could cover it up. Yep Would you like me to make you the perfect bite? Yes, please Okay. Don’t say it begrudgingly. I’ll assemble the perfect bite over here. It might have a teeny bit of broccoli in it. Yes, that is the one technical rule. You do have to get a bite of everything in it. What are we missing here? Wow, these both look so good. You’re making such a big bite. I’m genuinely so excited. I have a huge mouth, so it’s fine. You ready for that? Yeah. I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Well, let’s see that. Really? Yeah. Really? Um, sure. Do you really want to see it? I don’t know, maybe, maybe people should vote. I’m like, I don’t, I feel like Let’s put it on Instagram. Do you want to see Jordan’s fist in Jordan’s face? I don’t know, yeah. I don’t know if the whole audience wants to see it, but I’ll show you after taping either way. All for, all for what? I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m adding a little bit more at the very end here. Okay. All for to the, Wheeeeee! Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. No, I’m gonna try Wow. I’m gonna try it a little bit So let it settle let it settle so much sour cream in it So a Dorito on a baked potato. There’s a lot. There’s a lot of love. I gotta admit. There’s a lot of love over there that’s unbelievable the avocado I’m kind of like I don’t know if you’re welcome here, but Everything else is, I think it’s like good. I don’t think it’s adding anything. It never does, really. I mean, texture. But you don’t, you already have so many things that are already kind of that texture. So my only note, if I were to make this again, I would make it exactly like this, maybe with no avocado. But the Doritos, wow, never eat a baked potato again without crushed up Doritos on it. Yeah, that’s pretty great. Unbelievable, okay. I’ll let you feed yourself, because this is a fork that has You lose points for this. I’m just saying, I don’t want to stab the back, I don’t want to stab the back of your throat. Okay. That’s like a, that’s a strange explosion, man. Are you choking, laughing? I’m Is this it for you? Are you dying? I really was like, yeah, I’ve always wanted to die on camera. So it’s perfect. Um, I’ve always been like, Today’s a good day for that. I think. To die today? Yeah. Go for it. I don’t know. I just feel like you’re on a roll. So just go out on top. Okay. Die, Jordan. I want to see, you know what? I’m like, what are you trying to get out of? Choke on your own fist. You want me to die? Die. No, I kind of want you to stick around and continue, uh, like Offering really good opinions about packaged foods. Thank you and saying things like I’m Jordan a professional food taster And then getting getting the clicks and then come in here and being served wonderful foods I kind of want all that to continue. I Don’t want you to die. Just take that into account when you’re judging these two potatoes and it does make You know, the only reason I want you to die is because your, your dramatic return would be pretty amazing. Absolutely. Like, I would rise from the dead at this desk, like, three days from now covered in Cheeto dust. Yes. And then you, you would go on to live a second life of sport tasting, ranking, and just pithy behind the scenes moments. That’s true. But then you’d have people like followers at that point, like I mean like religious followers And you have to deal with that you’d have to give them things to do Okay, you die and come back from the dead. You’re gonna have people who want to worship you fist chokers That’s what they would be called. I Have a lot to think about After this. Yeah, think about it right now. You need to think about whose is better. Well, luckily, I don’t have to think about it anymore What I will say Both are really Incredible efforts. We both tried hard. You know somebody’s really losing when you have to go to the effort. I think you both played it really smart, really strong. I think you both did your best. Um, that being said. Somehow, even with the jalapenos and the chili, all I tasted was black olive and frozen broccoli. No. And I’m so sorry. This is so much better. I just tasted it. I would buy this at a restaurant. Link has made a perfect baked potato. There it is. Time to die. Oh, before, before she dies. Come on, just. Go to sport. Let’s just. Let me just hold you. They talk all about these toppings and more. You don’t even have to think anymore when you go to the grocery store. Go to support. com. I have a little hand, but I’m a big person. Why is my hand so? Do you want to try to do it? I could try to do it. Try to do it. What? Try to do it. Try to put my fist in your mouth. Okay. Okay. This is something that we both want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want it too. All three of us do. Okay. Uh, yep. You guys open wide. Show them what you got. I mean, you were acting really confident. There was a little bit of a Their strategy to doing there. There was some uh, there’s some Some tater in there probably it’s fine. You sure there’s probably stuff on my hand. Okay Okay No, it smells fine. It smells it smells great. I wash my hands a lot. My mom’s a nurse So she like enforces that you can’t get hand herpes. Can you? Are you implying I have hand herpes? I think that’s not what i’m saying Oh This is amateur hour. Uh, you got to get that part. We need to shoehorn that side of his cheek over there. Are you biting down? Shoehorn that part of it. Get it in there and open it up. Open it up right there. Okay, wait. And then I’ll do mine with my other hand. There you go. Oh, I got it. Boy, I’ve never felt more like a third wheel. Don’t let the pull out. Cut away before the pull out. He really bit me a lot. I really bit. Why were you biting down so hard? Good God! I was just shoving it in there. You You pulled it off. You also pulled off quite a feat of getting, uh, Jordan’s fist in your mouth and, uh, your fist in Jordan’s mouth. That was a big moment. I don’t think we would still be doing this now if it wasn’t for the fist moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m just gonna say that. I think that was a big solidification of our relationship. That anything goes. so much. There are no boundaries. Yeah. So what’s next though? I mean, like a lot of times, the thing is, is that you become, you know, desensitized to that kind of stuff. Like you get a fish in your mouth and it’s good. You like it. And then time passes and you’re like, well, I got to put something else in my mouth. Something bigger? I got to put something else somewhere else. Like, this is what happens. Things progress. And I’m just saying, you need to, you’re all, you’ve taken a step in that direction. I don’t have to worry about that. Well, the trajectory since then with Jordan is, I mean, the relationship has gone all over the place. There’s been some weirdness. There’s been some tension. Yeah. Um, there’s been clarification. I mean, it’s been quite a journey. And I wish that Jordan was here to share their perspective on it, but Jordan’s doing some traveling or something. Wasn’t even available to call in. So, as a punishment, we’re never doing another food draft. Oh, uh, No, yeah, we’re gonna keep doing them. People, people really watch these. We’re gonna keep doing them. But Jordan did record a little something for us. Oh, really? Okay. Well then, all right, I’ll take it back. Let’s see it. Hi Rhett and Link. Happy Drafts Marathon. I wish I was there with you, but unfortunately I’m locked in a cage thinking of new food draft ideas for 2025. Doing the drafts with you is truly one of my favorite parts of this job. I love spending time, just the three of us, getting to know you better and finding out what your hands taste like. I cannot wait to see what the next year has in store. I’ve eaten so many bizarre, unusual, interesting, different things that I never would have had outside of this competition. And you two have done that for me. So huge kudos to you. I love you both and have an incredible rest of your day. Okay, bye. All right. All right. I, I, I really do take it all back. So we’re going to keep doing this. When Jordan puts their hand in the screen and does that, do you think, Oh, I wish that was a fist. And I wish it was in my mouth. Like, do you, like, is that how you interact with it? Maybe both. Maybe, maybe next time it’s one of these. Oh, it’s a, it’s a double. You know how when you, when you, when you take, when you take one of those things and you screw it in a wall, and then, and then behind the wall the plastic goes in? I’m glad you went with the construction analogy. Yeah. All right, let’s go to March 14th, 2023. Who makes the best, best, best nachos? Welcome to Good Mythical More. If you were assembling the perfect nachos but you had a friend who was snatching stuff that you wanted, how strategic would you be to create the nachos that you got? And no sharing allowed. That’s what we’re doing. But first, we’re giving. We’re giving 1, 000 to Equality Now to aid in their mission to achieve legal and systemic change that addresses violence and discrimination against women and girls around the world. Please join us in giving at equalitynow. org slash donate. Equality Now. Shout out. Thanks for what you do. All right, let’s invite Jordan. Jordan’s bringing in a board. Hello, Jordan. Jordan from sport. Woo wee! Look at that go! Come on a little closer. There you go. That’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Almost called sport sportin So we could say it’s jordan from sportin. That would have been actually really fun. Yeah, because it would be fun to rhyme that way Yeah, uh, you brought in a dr. Pepper. I did. This is what I use in the office to cleanse my palette Oh the best you have great buds. Thank you. All right, crack it open. All right This is really embarrassing. I have um fake nails on because I initiated my best friend’s wedding this weekend It’s like the first time i’ve ever gotten my nails done And I can’t do anything. You initiated a wedding? Did I say that? Yeah. Well, you started it. No, listen, when you officiate for the first time, it’s an initiation. You were right. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. How was it? Um, it was good. It was really scary. It was a big wedding. And how, how, how, how many people are we talking about? I’m kind of bad at this, but. 150 people 200 people. That’s enough to get nervous, right? Yeah wedding. I don’t know and I’m never been nervous to perform But I was very nervous. How’d you do? Did you met? Did you like say anything embarrassing? I Did there they’re both comedians. So I get a little funny If you know it was Uh, you brought a rubber chicken? I brought a rubber chicken, and I accidentally married my friend the chicken. Oh ho ho! Whoops! Yeah! Yes! Yeah, I think I did a good job. People are, like, very complimentary after, but how could they not be, you know? Listen, if you didn’t do a good job, they wouldn’t say anything. Alright. I’ll take it. I did a good job, then. You did a great job. Thank you. Meanwhile, I was just at home looking at a guy pet donkeys on TikTok. Okay. Yeah. I love that. Is it What is his name? Yeah, I don’t pay it. I don’t have a relationship. Well, how do you get back to him? I don’t like if you don’t get back to the donkeys. How are we going to do this? Yeah, it was a one time only thing. Whoa, if you love your dog, they’re gonna love like it was like a whole afternoon of You know A wedding’s worth of watching. Yeah What is what it sounded like? Well, it was one video, but I did keep watching it It made quite an impression. I see it was 150 200 donkeys Yeah, but boy, it was real fast. Yeah If you love your donkey, they’ll love you and they’ll they’ll protect your wildlife from snakes Wildlife your your livestock. What do they do to the snake stuff? I think they stop them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They honk at him a little bit. My mom had a donkey that was killed by a dog So what that’s smart? Oh my god. Yeah, it can go sideways. Sorry. That’s so sad It’s so sad and because this guy was petting the donkeys and like he was talking he was like donkey love time You And he was just, uh, petting a donkey. I’m sure he didn’t say that. He said I’m sure he didn’t say donkey love time. I think he said time to love on the donkeys. What kind of dog killed your mom’s donkey? Big one. One that had, uh, Escaped from a neighbor’s pen. Yeah. One that was very, very hungry. Isn’t that sad? That’s so sad. Yeah. There’s a movie out right now with a donkey in it. Yeah. I saw this movie. Is it, is it? Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. Yeah. Let’s do this though. Okay. All right, so we’re gonna make Nachos and you’re gonna give your opinion great, but we’re just drafting the ingredients and then they’ll be assembled So who gets to go for who gets to go for you? Oh, wow And why did you do that? I know why you did it. Why? No, I want to hear why you think I did it. Well, I know, but just tell me. Okay, um, it’s because people say sometimes that I look like the yassified version of you. Oh. So So I’m kind of like So I feel like I see it. We’re similar. I see it. We’re similar in that way. We also both have strong opinions. Yeah, people think we don’t like each other. That’s so funny to me because you are my boss. And I think people forget that they’re like, whoa, like they’re feuding. And I’m like, that would be so strange if you hated me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and you could hate me. It wouldn’t be strange if I hated you. Okay. I guess it wouldn’t be strange if you hated me. What do you want from this? Bring the donkey in! Bring the donkey in! Thank you for letting me go first. My pleasure. I am going to start with Uh You were reaching for shredded bones, which was very encouraging. My guy! I’ve got to go with guacamole first because I don’t want you to take that. Okay, I would like, uh And where am I going to put that? I’m going to go with queso. So, so Jordan, these are all sporked picks for the best in each of these categories of the, of the, some of them, right? Yes, they all made the sporked rankings. Um, so some of them are the best or the runner up, um, but they’re all things that sporked liked a lot. And if you want to assemble the best tasting nachos and not have to run interference with your, your doofus friend over here, uh, just go to spork. What’s next? What did you take, homie? You took Queso! Oh, you went You, you did that, huh? Well, somebody’s gotta do it. Okay, I’m not really threatened that you’re gonna take the shredded cheese now, but if I leave it on the board and then he takes that too and hogs all the cheese, then my nachos are gonna suck. That’s true. I also wouldn’t talk strategy out loud. Yeah. Yeah, he can’t do that, Jordan. Well, I mean, if I take it, there’s no strategy anymore. Yeah! But if I don’t, that’s inviting him now. Yeah. Oh, I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t have taken this. Don’t you mean yas? I meant yas. Yas tified me. Don’t we, I mean, look at us. Let’s start traveling together. Yas tified, there’s no T in it. There’s no T in it. Yas ified? Yas tified. Yas tified, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s great. Man, this is the old ground beef versus shredded chicken decision. And I don’t know which one you like more. I really don’t. Yep. What I’ll say is I like one more than the other. Me too. There’s one that I really want, and there’s one I don’t really want at all. I would like ground beef. Boo! That’s the one that I wanted! Wow. Well, I like shredded chicken. Oh, shoot! You do? Same. Same. Dang, but the flavor in the beef. Oh, it’s so good. It’s good. But the texture of pulled chicken is like Euphoric now, you know that it’s it’s kind of stringy I’m trying to help you well What what you mean like what you mean? Did it make me think that i’m glad I didn’t get that? But I definitely don’t want this and I definitely don’t want this and I definitely don’t want that And I definitely I couldn’t eat that but I kind of would like that and I definitely don’t want that and who cares about That keep in mind. I’m the judge. Yeah, right. Oh, you’re a judge having a Yeah, he doesn’t understand the rules, but I don’t know how it’s gonna matter Um, well, I got to go with the chicken then. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it’s the only meat. It’s the other, it’s the other meat. Did you read that somewhere? Did I read that somewhere? Are people saying that? That you’re the yassified version of me? Someone, and if you commented this, thank you, because I think about it a lot. One time when I first got hired here, Justine and I were on an episode and people say, said, Jordan. Jordan. And Justine looked like a yassified version of Rhett and Link. Yes. And I don’t think you and Justine look that much alike. But it kind of just made the, it made it work. But when I look at you, I do think if you put me into like an AI filter that made you into, you know, looking like a man with like a beard and you know, I’m like, I think I would look kind of like you. Yeah, we both have glasses. I can, I can, I can, uh, pull off an overall. Yeah, I think we both have thick hair. We have thick hair. Where? There you go. And we have, um, We’re just, we’re both opinionated. We’re both opinionated. Yeah. Okay. Uh, well, I don’t, we’re not afraid to talk about it. I don’t know what your opinion about sour cream is, but that’s where I’m going next. I’m really interested in that particular, Oh, that’s incredible. This looks really fancy. Yeah, I think you should stop buying that packaging out. Stop buying sour cream. Um, start buying crema. This is crema mexicana. Yes. This is incredible. If you like the sour cream at Chipotle, if you’re not familiar with this, but you’ve been to a Chipotle, the sour cream’s a little saltier, a little thinner. Yes. That’s what this is and it’s saucier. Unbelievable. Made with sour cream. Sea salt. Drink it. Don’t drink it. It’s, it smells like yogurt. Oh yeah. Cause I’m putting it all over mine. Cause you don’t get it cause I chose it. Okay. So what do I need now? I do need, this is going to be melted. This is, this is my icky icky. This is like the stuff that holds the stuff that goo’s it and that guzz it and then that meets it. And then I do think, you know what I want? Okay. I’m tempted. I think he’s got whichever beans he chooses. I’ll go with the other one But I I think I’m gonna take this salsa here good strategy that look that looks good Yes, that was so I’m I have I have a I have a now you don’t get salsa So that’s well suck for you. Not exactly. So I’m gonna get the pickled jalapenos I do like those. They’re my one of my favorite things that you can have now I’m gonna stay right here and then gonna Should I go with black beans or refried beans? So I’ve got salsa, chicken, cheese, guacamole. Um, I’m going for the refried beans. Good pick. Okay, I’m gonna go, uh, I would like the pico de gallo. And you’re gonna have to stack it because this is where my head lives now. So the pico de gallo and the jalapenos. That’s my salsa. I know it’s not the same, but I have queso, which makes it, you know, makes up for the shredded cheese. Mm hmm. Okay, and then What is that? This is what’s left. Black beans, black olives, lime quarters, and shredded lettuce. I didn’t think I was gonna choose shredded lettuce, but I don’t, I need a little bit of crunchy munchy. Boy, black olives are very polarizing. I love them. How do you think I feel about that? Uh, well, you like Dr. Pepper, so you like black olives. I do! Okay, boom. And then it all comes down to the lime quarters, just to give you a little bit of something. And I got the black beans. This is your fruit. Yeah, I think lime quarters are underrated, but necessary. Okay. This is, uh And so now we’re actually gonna make these? This is actually gonna be an interesting battle because Ooh. They both look pretty good. There’s some things really com really competing here. Ooh. Who am I the yastified version of? Me. No, no, no. What do you mean? I’m like the boring version of you. Oh, yeah, you’re right. That is how that works. Yep. You’re the yassified version of? I think my former me. I think I’m on, I’m on a, I’m on a path of yassification. I love that. Yeah, yeah. That’s really nice. Yeah, when you’re done with that outfit. I’ll let you borrow it. Pass it on, pass it along to me. In the glasses. Yeah, I’m looking for more glasses. Let’s um, let’s start doing this. Okay So what what do you think should go first on mine? Oh, you can’t ask those questions. Oh Really? Yeah, you can’t ask clarifying questions. You just have to make it I think, yeah, the chicken first. And then see if she’s into it. The chicken first. Now, Stevie, I know you’re a huge nacho person. Um, so are you feeling like there’s a clear winner here? You know, I think you both landed in acceptable places, but different places. Yeah. I mean, when you have to draft, it’s like building an all star team here. You know, you don’t get everybody that you want. I will say. If I were making nachos, there’s some, there’s, there’s a person that I would go with, but taste wise, I really, it’s up in the air. I think that, um, maybe, maybe not the olives part for me. Love olives. I love olives. The olives in Mexican food thing is, uh, questionable. It is interesting that they’re whole olives, and you are doing kind of an unbelievable amount of them. It feels like 50 percent meat, 50 percent olives is what I’m looking at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I want you to be able to make a choice. I want you to be able to make a choice. Okay. And I guess I’m gonna put Are they cooking these yeah, can we in your mind? Can we heat this up? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah Yes, let’s do the church it’s torch time for daddy, okay and Did you do your lettuce already where is it? Well, he’s gonna torch But there’s nothing for him to torch. I don’t have to torch yet. Yes! Because mine is melty. You pull down the top. Wait, don’t. Yeah. Oh! Look at that. And then you hold it. And it’s all the way up on plus. Do you want help? Here. Yeah, yeah, it’s actually working pretty well. We don’t want to burn it. It feels like we’re dancing and I’m letting you lead. But you’re not trusting me enough to do it on my own. Well, I wanted to do it with you. See how much we like each other? I could see in Jordan’s eyes, like, you had a conflict between, like, Comedy and safety, and you’re like, I’m unsure. We’re always riding that line. Okay, I do the down you do the push What this is a lot of cheese We can we can do a little you blackened Yeah, who’s controlling that or is this like a Ouija board it is there’s a demon involved The spirit of st. Nachos I feel like that chicken needs to be cooked a little more. I feel like we gotta go to the back a little bit. Or, the front, technically. I like my chicken charred. If you want more of a charred type thing. Let’s not do that. That stank. That nacho is stank. Okay, so keep in mind he just burned some chicken on your nachos. Yeah. I’m giving people options. So it’s only me. It’s, I just can’t say that enough. I’m judging these. It’s not people and it’s not you. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. I’m done if you’re done. I want to heat mine up a little bit. And then i’m gonna go with Man, I gotta tell you right now this whole place stinks because you just burned that chicken I’m just doing this not to melt but to get to good temperature. I don’t like a lot of that. Okay I’m eating it and then what and then this That i’m i’m making a choice here I’m i’m giving you options. That’s just right here It’s called a guac pile. A guac spot. Okay. Why don’t you just burn it? The g spot some might say. Yeah. Yeah. Right where it is and you just gotta You just gotta reach around for it. Is this the same as that? This is just taken out and put in this because it feels a little bit Thicker. This is in case you don’t if you don’t like this stuff It’s the same Oh god, what’s that stink? And then you made it I did a lot better than Rhett. It seems like. It looks nice. Oh I’m trying to create an experience that is you know No matter where you go in this thing, you can find something that you want. Make yourself make yourself a bite there Okay, it’s time It’s time Like I said, we both have thick hair and I’m assuming you got a lot of hairspray in there, right? Probably. No. No, just pomade. Oh, okay Okay. May I as well? Please, please! I’m gonna try to get one with everything on it. Which is Which is hard. Because Okay. That’s nice. That’s nice, Jordan says. Jordan says she likes it. Jordan says that she identifies with how good it is. That’s so interesting. What are you doing? Jordan. Jordan is thinking to herself. No one knows. And extending her thoughts through her de assified component. Counterpoint link Jordan is talking through link right now and saying how awesome his nachos are. Jordan you want to try my nachos? I would love to try your nachos, yeah. So keep in mind We have the wonderful crema. Yes. We have interesting flavors including black olives and pickled jalapenos. Okay There’s some black beans in there. There’s ground beef. I know you’re not crazy about that. Hey, listen, I don’t dislike it. There’s some These are little, I gotta get a, I gotta get a pickled jalapeno, and I gotta get a whole black olive. Mm hmm. Is there, no, spit out the pit. Olive y. There’s, you talk, I know you like them. It’s right there now, but it was on your hair, and there it is. Oh no. And then, I’m gonna keep going over here, says Jordan, because she likes this better, she says. Okay. This feels like a manipulative. All right. Ugh, that burnt chicken smell’s getting back here, finally. No, you’re good. Um, okay. I have to say, I didn’t get any ground beef, so I gotta try one more of these. Oh, God. Oh God. We did good. We did good. We worked together. Alright. So. Feels like pandering. What I like about Link’s Nachos I like the brulee of the chicken. I like the melt of the cheese. I love that you got the refried beans because I think they add so much flavor. My cons are I wish the toppings had been more distributed. No, this gives you options. Okay, never mind. Because now you can say, I want more, I want more of a guac a bite. I hear ya. And then I want more of a salsa bite. I hear ya. Alright, well, there you go. And then, um, the thing I like about rats, obviously, is the distribution. I think you get a little bit of everything in every single bite, which I love. I also think you can’t have nachos without sour cream or crema. And I think the pickled jalapenos give it a great bite. Wish the olives were sliced. Do you feel like, do you feel like, you know, but that wasn’t your fault. You can slice them with your mouth. I didn’t even think about that. Okay. So. A word from the chef. Yeah. Slice them with your mouth. Okay, and you’re gonna make a little one of these. Oh man, I’m really, don’t, don’t mind me. Okay. You know what? Before you say who won. Sure. We want to tell everybody about. The Sports Regional Snack Bracket. Oh my gosh, this is so good. You guys are having your first ever Regional Snack It Bracket. How excited are you about this? We are so excited. We took to Twitter and Instagram to find the best regional snacks from every region in America and people got to vote and the ones that won, we ordered them all to our office and we’re going to taste them head to head and see what is the best regional snack in America. Oh crap. Sounds like something we should be doing. Not y’all. Yeah. Okay, well head over to sports. com Create your own bracket. I’m jealous. And then stay tuned every week to find out which regional snack is winning It’s better than sports It is better than sports and the winner is Rhett. Oh, yeah. I’m sorry link. I really I really like. That happened real fast. Yeah That was like out of the blue. There was no build up. You ripped the band aid off. Jordan, what is, like, if you could draft, like, what, what, uh, what would be your perfect nachos? Oh. Tortilla chips, refried beans, shredded chicken, crema, pickled jalapenos, salsa. Queso? Queso or shredded cheese? I prefer queso, but I like both, obviously. I just think queso with a nacho is so easy to use. I like that you can just heat it up in the microwave and then you don’t have to bake the whole tray of nachos. Are you doing this for me? Or for you. Yes, for you, and may I have some? Ha ha! Um, This, this stuff right here is the takeaway. Don’t, don’t you forget. And don’t, and uh, you can thank sport for that right there. This right here is going to revolutionize. Your nachos. Thank you, Sporked! Thanks for having us! This, honestly, both of these nachos were really good and I would happily eat either one of them again. I’m still, I’m still working. We did good. We all did good. That was the first one we ever did. Mm hmm. That’s what started this whole thing. You won it. Congratulations. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. But the Torch Daddy Yassified himself as much as he could, and that was, um, that counts for something, I hope. Yep, right, yeah. Not, yeah. Not points, but pride. Self esteem. Yep, yep, yep. This was not only the first food draft, but it was the, um, when Lindsey Lohan announced that she was pregnant with her first baby. Is that right? Yeah, same day. How many babies does she have now? I don’t know. Just pumping them out? Pumping them out? Just one. All right. Quite a turnaround for her. How, how so? She didn’t have a baby, then she had a baby. No, no, she went through stuff. Yep. Now she, uh, she’s got a movie. She’s got a romance, a rom com on Netflix. You’re following her career, closely. I’m just interested. I love a good comeback. I don’t know if this is based on my search algorithm, but I typed in, how many kids does Lynn have? And after Lin Manuel Miranda, it’s how many kids does Link Neal have? Oh! Before Lindsay Lohan! And what does it say? Uh, hold on. I’m entering. It has the correct answer. At least three? Yeah. Okay, all right, good. All righty, all righty, all righty. That’s my version of that. All righty, all righty, all righty. Yeah, I yassified that. May 5th, 2023 is where we’re going next. Who makes the best ice cream sundae? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re not in Honduras today. But we’re gonna make the best of it But you should go down there. You should go down there at some point. I’m gonna go down there and get me a link soda Yeah, get you a little pic for the insta, but first today I love the fact that when people go on vacation and they think about making a wheel video that makes me happy that when you’re In like arguably maybe your happiest spot with your happiest people You’re thinking about us and connecting. It makes me feel happy too. Well, interesting locations up your chances of being chosen for a wheel video. Oh, yep. And that too, you know, that’s just how it works. Sometimes today and this installment of good mythical more, we are going to draft and assemble. our Sundays ice cream sundaes ice cream sundaes But once one of us takes something off the board the other person can’t have it So and jordan is going to be judging but first We’re going to name one of your pets that’s already named we’re going to decide what that pet’s name could have been or should have been or maybe is this submission is from tiny Tiny is the person which is not the name of the animal. Oh my gosh That looks like a hairless guinea pig, but the face isn’t hairless It’s a hairless bodied guinea pig? It could have just also been shaven. That is a, that is quite a shave job. For like surgery, like if a guinea needs surgery. I think that might be laser. Laser hair removal. Oh, yeah. For it to be that clean? Someone get the Brazilian, that’s the Brazilian. That’s a Brazilian guinea. How does, how does, How does this happen? Well, if the owner’s name is Tiny, I’m gonna say that the guinea’s name is Daryl. I think I, well, I was gonna go all the way and say Big Boy. Tiny and Big Boy. Poppy. Poppy. Poppy, we don’t know if that’s the way you actually look or if you’re going through something, but. Poppy look like a skin sack. We love you either way. Hey, submit your pet at GMMReadyPetGo, hashtag GMMReadyPetGo, let’s bring in Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! I like starting your own chant for yourself. Yeah, people don’t do it enough, it’s pretty easy. I can relate, I can relate. Most people do it if you just start it. How do you, how do you do it? You just say your name, and then when it’s done, say it again. Yeah, you take a deep breath, and make eye contact with people around. Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! And then I stop, and you guys keep going, and I luxuriate it a little bit. I’m like, Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Luxuriate! Dang, you’re bringing it today, Jordan! Coming in hot! I got it. I got it. Oh, it doesn’t work. It sounds like an alarm going off. Maybe you need more than one syllable. Two syllables definitely helps. Charles. Yeah, that’s much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we’ve got these here. Now, last time we did this, we did it with nachos, uh, and, uh, I won. Yep. Yeah, it didn’t end well. Link’s gonna get the first pick. Great. We were trying to do, uh, what Devontae called a snake draft, which is what I thought I tried to do last time, but apparently we departed from it pretty early, where we were gonna, each round of choosing was a round, and then you go, Like I would get first pick you get second the next time so it would be like you get two picks in a row But we’re just gonna go back and forth. Right, right, right. Keep it simple and you’re gonna judge who has made the better sundae Yes, I will be judging and these are all sporked picks for things that we really really like So you’re using some of our best ingredients to make your sundaes and you’re not going to be giving us any real Feedback until you’ve got the full sundae assembled. So then we’ll know whether or not we’ve done good or bad Well, we got three ice creams up. Yeah Chocolate, strawberry, and mint. Interesting, um, choice of brand here. So this is a sport Strauss pick. Mm hmm. You love the Strauss chocolate. I gotta go with chocolate. I’m not, I don’t, I don’t like mint and I don’t usually prefer strawberry. My boys are strawberry ice cream boys. I’m gonna go with chocolate. So Lane’s gonna start with chocolate ice cream. There’s your bowl. So i’m gonna put this over here. Oh, it’s so cold. Wow, I have to think about this a little bit. Does it smell cold? I don’t, yeah, it smells cold. I don’t know why I was smelling it. I love the smell of cold. You mean? I know exactly what you mean. Like an ice skating rink or something? Cold smells! Cold smells! Cold smells! Cold smells! Uh, okay. You put me in a little bit of a pickle, and here’s why. Because chocolate will go with both strawberry and mint. Like if you get stuck with either one of those, you’ll be fine. But I don’t know about combining strawberry and mint and that might be what happens. Why would you do that? Just, oh, somebody’s got to pick two Ice creams? I have the second pick every time and if there’s an even number of things, which there are, that means if you don’t pick whatever ice cream you don’t pick now, you could stick me with the other ice cream. No, you’re picking now. Yeah, but I have the second pick, and it’s an even number, which means I’ll have the last pick, which means if you leave an ice cream up there, I have to add it to my sundae. So, I’m in a predicament where I might be stuck with both of these. I’m fine with that. It really wasn’t for you, I guess. Which one are you gonna pick? Why don’t you just start with fig salsa? What I’m getting at is chocolate. You might just Hey, you laugh. You’re being extremely confident about this, which I love. I going to say you’re being extremely funny about it. And funny. You were laughing. Confidence is funny in its own way. Um, you know what I’m going to do? But you could start You actually just gave me a great idea. A sundae with fudge sauce. Yeah. Have you ever thought about that? I haven’t, but I’m into it. Alright. Jordan’s thinking about it. I am going to do that. Ha! I gave you the answer. Thank you. Okay. That’s my only way of avoiding two ice creams that I don’t think go together. Chocolate and chocolate. Um, I’m going to my happy place. Chocolate chip cookie crumbles from Tate’s. Tate’s is a um, a beloved brand. They’re delicious. They’re our best gluten free cookie. Gluten free, huh? The Tate’s gluten free ones are. But these aren’t. I don’t know. I didn’t buy them for today. Taste one and tell me if it’s gluten free. Okay, I actually can’t and this is what’s so nice about Tate’s cookies is the gluten free ones and the not gluten free ones taste pretty much exactly the same. And both are delicious. Okay, I am moving on to. If you want a crunchy cookie. So good. So airy. Tate’s is there. Tate’s is there for you. For some reason my kids always called that cookie castle. What? When my wife got those for them They’re like cookie castle There’s like what why is it cuz the bag is shaped like cuz it was cookies stacked up on top of each other. Oh It’s weird. Oh, yeah in the bag. Yeah, they tried to start one time of the cookie castle chant. I was like, uh uh They need to come talk to me and figure this out. I’m going whipped cream Okay, well early, huh? Cuz now you have to add that You have to add that to the fudge yeah, no, I don’t I can I don’t I’m the my base is I’m gonna I’m gonna assemble it once I okay So it’s not in order based on the order. You’re choosing a greedy castle cookie castle Such a hassle don’t be a castle. That’s pretty awesome. Okay. Okay link you’re up Hmm I’m that guy who, and I know this is not what we’re doing, but if I go to like one of those yogurt shops that has a bunch of toppings, I don’t get any of them. Really. I just get the yogurt that I want and then I just pay. And they’re like, well you got, what about all of this? All that stuff you’re breathing and touching on? I don’t even want. I’m, I’m gonna hold. What? You can’t, no, you can’t, no, no, no. No! You can’t do that. You can’t do that. You can’t do that. And I don’t want you to. That’s illegal. It’s illegal. What you just did is illegal. Well I think, I think car Caramel sauce would go on this. And is this Trader Joe’s brand? Yes, it is. They’re salted caramel sauce. It’s delicious. Trader Zook. Trader Zook. That was really scary. Uh, and I’m, I’m not going to put it everywhere. I’m going to, I’m going to put it kind of on the side, on one side of it. No reaction. No reaction. Sorry. Um, it’s not a Sunday without some maraschino cherries on top. Can I make that a chant? Yeah. Boo! Boo! I’m gonna take one. You want one? You don’t like them? I don’t know if I’ve ever had one. Let me try one. Don’t spill it on your shirt. This thing is not joking. I like a real cherry. Why did they have to ruin it? What is that, candy? They probably put it in like lime or something. I don’t know how they make them, but I love it. They put it in lime? That’s how you think they make these? No, like, like, you know how they put, uh, olives in, like, lime? Like, L Y M E? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And it, like, breaks them down? Let’s, let’s look at how, you know, cherries are made. You talking about, like, rat poison? Um, yeah, they put it in rat poison. Okay, so I’m kinda, I’m waiting for my ice cream at this point, but, uh And, have we done, we haven’t done what we said we were gonna do. We’ve been alternating again. We know we said we are going to alternate this time. That’s what we said. We would not do the snake draft. Oh We tried last time and failed so we just are accepting defeat from the beginning See, I would never what’s the process at this point? I would choose Chloride calcium chloride brine solution, but probably like a lot of sugar, right? Yeah So it’s the salt water. Can we get a sulfur dioxide chant? Probably not. That’s probably not worth trying. Hmm. Probably not worth even trying that. I don’t know. They were probably an, like, an accident. It definitely is like, oh, I left my cherries in my, whatever it is. It’s a bad. Sulfur dioxide. Yeah. And then you tasted them. It was like, oh, they’re kind of translucent. They’re super red. Feels like a depression era thing, right? Yeah. I’m in a predicament here because the only thing left up here that I I can be okay with M and M’s, but I don’t like candy in my well, just just so we’re clear. I know you have definitively mentioned every single thing up here that saying that you do not actively dislike it, except I’ve never heard you say you don’t like gummy bears, but I am the judge. He seems to forget that. I do think that bananas would be a good addition to this. All right. Even though that’s a nice banana, too. It’s not my It’s not my favorite thing to do, but that’s too many. I’ll tell you, take some of these things could go sideways quick here towards the end. I got to make some interesting choices here. Not to anticipate what he’s going to do. Um, at this point I am going to go with M& Ms. I’m going to keep it in the family so far, you know, keeping that chocolate. goodness going. And this is also a beautiful, you know, you get some style points for that because you get a little bit of a rainbow. Interesting take. You’re like that guy who goes to the yogurt place and goes to the toppings bar first. I’ve only done that a few times. Let me get all my toppings first. Cause that’s at the front of the store. Let me create my base of M& M’s. It feels like you’re just calling him stupid. Like you don’t even understand that the yogurt’s in the back. Yeah, right. I like to do a parfait. I hope he picks up on that. Oh, that’s interesting. Topping, yogurt. Topping, yogurt. Topping, yogurt. That’s interesting. And the yogurt store person likes that you do this? No, no, no, they hate it. Hey, you’ve actually done that? That’s, that’s not a bad idea. It sounds like the kind of thing you should talk about on a show. Okay. You know, like. It’s a pretty good idea. For entertainment purposes. Parfait it. I lied. Mmm. I lied. I’m sorry. Do I want strawberry or do I want mint? I think if I give you, if I leave mint for you, that’s gonna be strange. More so than strawberry. It, really a lot of this depends on Jordan’s taste in ice cream. Yeah, how well do you know me? Um, Cause people who like me Pretty, pretty, pretty, ask me anything about you. I know you. Um, when is my birthday? Um, it is, uh, um, September. What day? Um, 70th. No, uh, 17th. Okay, close, but wrong. March 24th. Oh. Yeah. Uh, I’m gonna pick the strawberry ice cream, sticking you with the mint. Okay. Alright. And I am gonna keep it in a separate bowl for now. Okay, so now I have made my choice of mint ice cream, which again, it could be really good or really bad. It all depends on Gordon’s taste in ice cream. And now, I’m gonna take the marshmallows. Okay. That leaves you with the gummies. I know you like gummies, so I kind of did you a flavor. And then Yeah, but this is not about what I like, which is something I haven’t lost sight of, actually. I appreciate that. That’s really sweet. So, I’m putting that in there, and then I’m going to throw some of these on top. One at a time. Come on. Come on. Come out. Come out to play. Come out to play, little marshmallow. And there we go. And I’m gonna make you, Jordan. March, what did you say? 24th. 24th. I’m gonna make you the perfect bite. Ooh, okay, I like this. It’s gonna have a, it’s gonna have everything in it. I love that. So, is part of your Sunday, you feeding it to me? Sure. Okay. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanna know what I’m judging. Okay, so, I think, I need to find some of the Caramel because that is that was just on one side because you don’t want it in every And then i’m gonna get i’m gonna get rid of that without using my finger And then that’s just a it’s a nice little dainty bite for a nice little dainty me Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait I mean before I don’t want the suspense is is we need to capitalize on the suspense Okay, and and and I think and I have something to say so we’re like Say it. Yeah, it feels like we’re in trouble say Two syllables, I like that. How about sporked sporked sporked? Whatever will get you to look at the website find the best sodas Over at Spork Ed. Spork Ed. Best lemon lime sodas, best colas, best sodas for mixed drinks, best diet sodas, even an updated best root beer ranking. Wow. Over at Spork Do I don’t know what happened. I’m gonna have to, I’m gonna have to get you a little more here. Well, you know while Link is assembling your perfect bite, you can begin eating the sundae on your own, on terms over here. Stevie, am I allowed? Yes. Thank you. Have we capitalized? Mmm! Good feeding technique. What does that, what’s that do for you? What are you tasting? Let me try a little bit. Okay. All the things separately obviously taste nice. I think the chocolate ice cream with the salted caramel and the Tate’s cookie and the banana is perfect. Mixing in the strawberry, I do not think does it for me. Um, and same with the marshmallow. The marshmallows are kind of just an ambiguous texture that gets lost in the sauce. So those are my pros and cons. I also loved it being fed to me. I think that’s really fun. Okay, and I’m going to feed you some more. Well, so on my Sunday, the rules are if you would like me to feed it to you, I can, but you can also approach it in whatever way you see fit. Oh, did you hear that? You have to decide. Because it’s I’m going to take into consideration what you choose. I would like I would like you to eat it on your own with your own spoon and that that that one just had what you wanted Mm hmm. Yeah, you assemble the bite Mmm, no, I’m going in that bite is great. That bite was so great. Yeah, I wanted to abstain early I know now you remember I do I Would you remember? Okay, I’m gonna get a piece of everything and this one and the cherry You’re hurting, man. Mm hmm. Okay, I have to take this gummy bear out of my mouth. Um, and now I’m holding it. Yep. I’m gonna put it on your desk. Are you allergic to bears? No. I’m scared it’s gonna pull my veneers off. Yeah, yeah, they get hard. It’s rock hard. That’s real. I hate the gummy bears. It’s, I would say, one of the biggest disagreements in my household. My girlfriend loves gummy bears and gummy worms on her ice cream. She likes how hard they get. I think that is I love it. I hate it too. I think it’s unhinged. Why do you like that when the, when the hard worms crawl on your ice cream? Well, I, I say no to worms, uh, but, but bears, I, I like that it like prolongs the experience. It gives you something to do, and then your ice cream lasts longer. I say no to worms! Um, I, it tastes good, I like the concept of it. If you could keep it soft, it would be great, but I literally had to take it out of my mouth because I got scared for my fake teeth. I say no to unplanned parent pregnancy. What? He’s saying lines from a special commercial we once made. The Roller Kingdom commercial. I say no to unplanned pregnancy. I can’t even say it right. Parency. I thought you were just giving me advice. Say no to unplanned pregnancy. Yeah. Not really an option for me, but I’ll keep that in mind. You know, on like, TBS and like, like, Cable, they have their little like, promos that run in like, the little lower left hand corner or whatever, and they do annoying like, animation things. I just want like, A little Jordan in the corner of every episode of GMM just to react to everything you say, Link, because it just like, wow, it just capitalizes on, on it. That’s so sweet. Thank you. I love that. Um, I will say that I don’t like Will you be our picture in picture? Yeah, I will. No, no, complete. It has to be a green screen thing. Oh. It’s going to be a little mini Jordan, just overlay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, picture in picture. I love it. I’ll do anything to keep my job. Um, I don’t like that you didn’t feed it to me. Um, it felt like noted. I didn’t get it. Why didn’t you do it? Right. Are you too proud to feed me? Um. It just felt, he did it so graciously, he did it twice. It just feels a little, it feels a little controlling. Of me to want to be fed? No, me feeding you. Oh! Dissembling your bite feels like I’m making too many choices for you. So it was out of respect? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear that, okay. It was out of deference. Okay, alright, okay. I will, I will accept that. I think this is good. The gummy bears are a huge miss. The mint ice cream is very good. Um, but I don’t necessarily know if it goes with the maraschino cherry. Mmm. So those are my pros and cons on both. Okay, now you need to pick a winner. Is it time? Yep. It’s time. Spork! Spork! Spork it! Spork it! Okay, the winner this week is Link! He knew! I said he was confident in the beginning, and he’s still confident. Just, the, the Tate’s cookie crumbs. That, that, I mean, this, these are so good! It’s the Cookie Castles, where is the place to be? It’s great, and with the chocolate ice cream and the salted caramel and the banana, it came together so great. This was wonderful, it was just a little more standard. This surprised me a little more. But, both are great, and both of you are great. Oh, thank you, I appreciate that. Would you like me to feed you? Yes, please. See, she didn’t do the I don’t know. I wasn’t going to say anything, but What was the thing I didn’t do? You can say it in the corner later. In the corner. What did I not do? He just used a lot of technique when he fed me to make sure none of it got in my mouth. But when you did it, I had to, myself, a little, whip cream. I’m trying for you to have some personal autonomy. And I don’t want that. I don’t want to do anything. We’re kindred spirits. I love that. I love that. Spark, spark, spark, spark. Giving your own. I will say that the link chant didn’t really catch on. No, but I did win. You did? I did win. I can make an ice cream sundae. Boy. Boy did I, boy did I do that? Did I do that? How are we feeling at this point in this more marathon? Little more laid back. Takes a, takes a little more wherewithal. Oh, you know what? A little to stick with it. Yeah, do something exciting to, okay. Oh gosh. Re you’ve been holding back. You gotta up the ante, homie. You see how I’m a whole tree? Yes, uh, well put your arms down in a uh in a triangulation. Let me get that Now if you had the christmas face going that sweater would be perfect for that Because on the sides of that you have the oh look And nothing on the back cheap drink nothing on the back But that’s what I do. We put archery in the corner. I don’t do anything on the back. That’s true Yeah, you don’t put anything in the corner in the on the back side of it. Yeah Wait, let’s see like if you’re walking down the street But but we don’t see the front of you. No, no, like we only see the back of you and then you turn around, you know The arms have backs. Hey Rhett, um, I I have That’s not red that’s a christmas tree That’s just a, that’s just a den of my ass. Say it again. Um, Rhett, I actually had to What happens when I do this? This is what this marathon needed, Stevie, thank you. I’m making out with a Christmas tree. Who’s making out? I think that, the arms are going out too far, you don’t need a gap. Oh, you know what? Oh, I got an idea. Hey, Rhett, um, did you do it at the Hee! What? That didn’t do it. Well, kind of. Yeah, kind of. That kind of did it. Okay. We hung it out. What about the day before Valentine’s Day in 2024? Can A. I. make good pick up lines? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Romance is still in the air. Um, we are going to draft pick up lines. And then get A. I. Well, no, we’re drafting, uh, targets for dating. These are people that we want to date in certain Industries. And what’s the best, what does A. I. think the best pickup line is for each of those type of people? And, and Jordan is going to be judging these. Okay. But first, we have to figure out a way to boogie down now with all these things in the way. Okay. Oh! You’re gone, Rhett. I tried to look over the top and realized I was out of frame. I’m sorry. You’re gone. I miscalculated my height. Let’s bring in Jordan! KG’s over there, like, whispering feedback. That was awful. Shake it. Shake it. That was awful. Feedback’s important. Is that what you said? I liked it. I said that was awesome. Awesome. Yeah, hey, yeah, man. Jordan. Hello. Hey. How’s it going? I was gonna say, imagination. There’s imagination. Imagination. That’s cool. Thanks. What’s that made out of? You got a couple of pockets there that say burlap. It’s burlap. Burlap y. Um. What are the other pockets saying? This one says self hatred. Okay. And this one says massive ego. And then there’s one on the back, and I can’t remember what it says. Trauma backwards. It says trauma backwards. Oh, I’m warned. You have little marbles, and you put them in? And I put them in places, yeah. Oh. Okay, um, have you, were you ever, or have you ever, or will you ever be picked up with a pickup line? I’m sure I have. I haven’t. Never? No. Why? Because, uh, Christy and I were dating since, um, since before we were College, basically. Oh. So there was never, like, the, oh, you’re in some, like, social environment where you, like, a bar or something like that. We, like, missed that whole phase in our lives I mean for picking people up. My pickup line for her was, hey. Have you skated before? And it worked? And she said, No, this is my first time! She’s so cute. And I said, Can I teach you? That’s good. That was a pick up line. That’s sexy. That’s pretty good, right? Yeah. And then I taught her and a couple other women I was interested in at the skating rink that night. And I was in college. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You taught a whole group. My pick up line to my wife was It was a skating rink predator. Um, it wasn’t really a line. It was kind of like a, just a saying something. Okay. And it was, um Your dad is my dentist. That’s, that feels like a good pick up line. Yeah. Your dad’s been in my mouth. That’s even better. Wow. Would you like to join him? Do y’all never do like pick up lines? I’m sorry, Jordan. Yeah, I’m gonna, I’m gonna go over that. Yeah, yeah, keep going. Y’all never use pickup lines with your wives now? Do a little flirting? Oh, lots of flirting. There’s plenty of times I’m like, I’ll be there in ten minutes. Right. Yep. Pick you up. . I’m sorry, Jordan. I mean, I, the hand? No, the hand is just, I’ll be here 10 minute, you know what I’m saying? To pick you up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like to give you a ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To give you a, to literally pick you up. Alright. It was a joke. It was a good joke. It was a good joke. It was a joke. The hand went and I, because comedian, that’s what you are. I am. Yeah. Um, and it seems like, I thought that the best way to. Pick up a comedian would be with a, with a joke. Double entendre. A joke of that sort. Okay. Well, okay. Are you, is that, you, you want to go first? You’re drafting that? Yeah. Is that what’s happening? Are you pitching your own pickup line? Sure. We’re drafting these, and then we don’t, and then we’re, you’re gonna have them all, and then the AI will, will, we’ll see what the AI has generated, and we’ll see who did a better job of picking. Okay. AI’s good at, um. Comedy? Comedy. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. Okay. Hmm. You like dinosaurs. Sure. Dinosaurs. I know that about you. Okay. You like dinosaurs. You know the other thing I know about you. Tell me. That we discussed extensively at the Mythical Holiday Party. Yes. With your fiancee, Kendall. Yes. Who’s delightful. She’s the best. Um, We have such a strange connection. We do. My lover, Is related to your lover, right? Right. Uh, well not lover, but someone that both link and I loved quite a lot in college Who has been on this show I was not in this conversation my fiancee Kendall mm hmm is second cousins To Jill Wagner Both of you had a crush on in college We called miss perfect. Yeah. Yeah, and the thing that was so fascinating in talking to Kendall about this Is that the host of the original wipeout? Joe at the America gone on to a career of acting. Yes, and Of course the story goes that we would see her in college, but But we would not speak to her because we were all afraid of her. Uh, we would just talk about her and look at her. It was creepy. Um, and so she kind of developed this lore amongst our group of friends, right? Her boyfriend, Cash, who had a tattoo of a big dollar bill sign, uh, lived across the apartment complex from us. Our porch and his porch. And we were also Intimidated by him and never spoke to him right looked at him though, too. We did look at him and um, but you taught a kindle About all this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because kindle was like You know kindle is uh, where’s kindle from? It’s a small north carolina, north carolina. Yes, and so franklinville. So the idea was like Growing up in North Carolina like when you had a famous relative that was like in commercials and on TV It was a huge freaking deal. Like, you know what I’m saying? Like Kendall’s family had a cardboard cutout of Jill Wagner Right in their house And Kendall had never even met her at that point. Like this wasn’t Kendall was a child She never even met Jill, but they had a cardboard cutout of her in their house. That’s that’s Yeah, that’ll give you a compliment. She had done like one commercial. It’s all Kendall’s family was like This is the pinnacle of fame Right, right Anyway, I just, boy, I just loved that connection. I know. You know, we’ll have to all get together at some point. Yeah, I’ve never met her, but I think You’ve still never met her. I’ve never met Jill, I don’t think Kendall’s seen her in a long time. I think she maybe still lives in North Carolina. I think that Jill is in Tennessee now. In Tennessee, okay, and you know, Kendall and I are here Cause you’re still Stalk. I keep up. I just sort of keep up. You’re keeping up. I keep up. There were different projects and we could all be related if you guys had as much game as I did, Yeah, that’s true. But we would both be with Jill. No, I’d be with Kendall and Kendall’s. Oh, you both would be with Jill. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I’ll have you know that I did. I thought you meant me and you would not be. No, I’d be with Kendall. I developed a lot of game and then so when Jill came on our show Mm hmm, and we reenacted what I watched the other day. Yeah, I Feel like I totally redeemed myself. What did I say Stevie? Don’t you stink? Guess like Yeah, he meant to say don’t you think but he said don’t just think we put it on our tv at home last week and Watched it and it was you both ate huge. She was eating a huge subway sandwich the whole time You guys didn’t made the video. It’s also the studio back then was like a Small room and our crew size was like three so it was Painfully awkward for everyone in the room. It was so the other weird connection is that she played jason momoa’s Wife in a movie and I dressed up like Jason Momoa for my wife Pick just pick one The world is so small You know what I could see you delivering the news Me you seem like an informed person. All right. I said I’m gonna be trying to understand why you’re oh Because we’re gonna be using these pickup lines on Jordan to see how they react to them But Jordan is just picturing It’s just saying which one is the best pickup line two different strategies. You both have two different strategies lumberjack because That’s pretty awesome. It’s very specific and I’m now gonna go with Olympic swimmer. Okay the same reason I just think that I love to swim. I regret choosing comedian. Honestly, these other ones I feel good about You ever worked in retail yes Um, Perfect. How do you feel about perfectly crisp windows? Like, totally see through. Yeah, sure. Exactly. Yep, there we go. That’s great. Rhett, keep going. You know, I don’t know how you feel about horror films. I’m a horror fan. Um, If you have to guess. You have a dark side. Nope. Nope. It’s not a horror fan. Here’s the thing, you have a dark side, but you don’t really like feeding it. Okay. Okay, Rhett. Choose. You don’t, like, like us, even though you are one of these, you don’t like the word influencer. Of course, nobody likes the word influencer. It’s awful. So I’m gonna try to stick Link with that, and I’m gonna go with gamer. Okay, I am not this. But a lot of people I love are. That’s right, see. Uh, I’ll go with influencer, because, um, I, I, I’m not scared. Okay. I’ll go with horror fan because I am scared. I’m a huge horror fan. It’s my favorite genre of film. Oh, dang! So am I! It’s huge! Really? Dang! All right. I should have known that. Okay, so how are we doing these? We’re going to be given what AI generated and we’re going to deliver them to the best of our ability. Starting with, I guess, comedian. All right. Excuse me, I’m about to try to pick up Jordan. Give me a second. I’m taking delivery into it as well. Excuse me, comedian. Hey. Are you a punchline? No. Oh. Because meeting you would be the perfect setup for a great day. Yeah. That’s kind of sweet. But you’re not a punchline, so, forget it. Okay. Is that, uh, I’m not practiced with these, but yeah, that was decent at first. I want to go with dinosaur first. I’m going to go in the, in the, in the, the order that Excuse me. Are you a fossil? No. Oh. Because I’ve been digging you for ages. Okay, that is creepy. For ages? That is creepy. It’s like, oh. No, it’s not. It’s like for a long time. But you, but you didn’t know about it, so he’s been watching you? Hmm. It’s flat, it’s flat, it’s flattering to know that you’ve been watched. You gotta choose between these two. Okay. Apparently. I have to choose between those two? Yeah. Rhett! Is that how it works? Oh. Yeah. Yes, yes. Rhett! Okay. You tried to neg me at the end. Well, you weren’t a punchline. I messed up. I’m gonna get better. All right. Now you’re a window washer. I’m a window washer? Yes. I am. Yep. Okay. I’m gonna come down and join you. Hey there. Oh. What? Oh. Is your name Windex? No. Because every time you’re around, my heart’s clarity gets a perfect, streak free shine. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. This is like branded content. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Alright. I do have a coupon code. Oh, okay. Can I show it to you? Sure. Am I this or no? Um, yes. Here’s the thing about this. Uh huh. I don’t know. Oh, okay. You know what I’m saying? Alright. I’m just making assumptions. Great, great, great. Hey, breaking news! Woah! Extraordinary connection found. Stay tuned for more heartwarming updates. Sorry, what happened? Yeah. Extraordinary connection found. Stay tuned for more heartwarming updates. I gotta say, Jordan, um, his delivery did not have the clarity of a perfect streak. But it wasn’t branded! The winner is Link. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I also liked the, you know, the object work you were doing. I thought that was nice. You are now a lumberjack. Alright! didn’t mean to startle. You’re their fellow lumberjack . Hey, you got an idea? How about we make like a chainsaw and cut through the small talk? wanna be my logging partner. Whoa. In this, in this. Forest of love? That’s, that’s over the line. That man’s. Ahh! He turns his chainsaw back on. Logging partner. Okay. So I, I do think in this one you do need to be a cashier because that is, that is, that’s a common you know, sort of thing. Okay. It’s like, All right, I don’t, it’s, I don’t think my Apple Pay is working. Just click it and then hold it up to the, no, sorry. Can I just up here? Click it and hold it. Okay. Yep. Just leave it. Okay. I’ll pay in cash. In the meantime, while I’m getting my cash. Sure. It’s 8. 75. Is your name cash registered? No, my name is Brittany. Well, I thought it was because every time I’m around you, my heart rings up a total of joy. A total of joy. Wow. You, you thought my name was cash registry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Because of the total of joy. Yeah. All right. That’ll be 8. 75. Okay. These are your choices. Okay. AI, man. Okay. Logging partner. All right. Forest of love. The winner is Rhett. Because I didn’t feel scared. Yeah. All right. And now, you are an Olympic swimmer. Okay. I practically am. Okay. Yeah. Swim cap. Don’t mean to interrupt your pre swim ritual, but I just had to know, is your name Gold? No. Because every stroke with you feels like I’ve won the ultimate medal in the pool of love. Why are you so dirty? Every stroke with you, I’ll say it again. Yeah, okay. Every stroke with you, feels like I’ve won the ultimate medal in the pool of love. Sorry. Sorry. Okay, um. Alright. Gamer. Gamer. Pretty strong. Hey, I, you shame. Can we be at like a, uh, one of those gaming cafes? Yeah, sure. Okay. No! An arcade. It’s okay, otherwise known as an arcade. I’m playing the one, the golf game with a ball. Okay. Are you a high score achievement? Am I or have I? Are you a high score achievement? Because meeting you feels like unlocking a rare level of happiness, and I’m ready for an epic co op adventure in the game of love. That one kind of makes sense. A little wordy, but yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, that’s what it says. Rhett is the winner of that round. Wow, man, okay. Uh, for my final attempt at love, I’m going to approach this influencer. Okay. I’m drinking an Elani. Okay. And, uh, yeah. Well, hello there. Are you a Social media algorithm? No, I’m a social media influencer. Well, because, uh, every post with you in it. As if it weren’t bad enough. Uh, you’re still not a social media algorithm. No, I’m a social media influencer. Oh. Because every post with you in it instantly boost my heart’s engagement. Aww. That’s sweet. It’s not bad. It’s true. It’s totally true. It’s so sweet. Do you want me to sign something? Oh, uh, yeah. Can you, can you sign this? It’s, uh, it’s what brought us together. There you go. Okay, so maybe, maybe we’re at a, just a really gory movie. Okay. Are you a horror script? Are you a horror script? Because every moment with you is full of suspense, and I can’t wait to see how our plot unfolds. Shhh! Okay. Yeah, that was pretty lame. Pretty lame. Every post. The winner for that round is Link. So where does that put us? Who runs away with love? I got three, you got two. Oh, okay, there you go. But it’s really AI that deserves all the credit. I think that’s the lesson here is that if you’re struggling to figure out what to say to someone you’re interested in, a stranger, no doubt. Uh, just choose ChatGPT and it’s gonna work. Yeah, put their job into ChatGPT. And you will fall in love. Well, that connection. That connection. The Jill Wagner Kendall Jordan fiancé. Anytime I see Kendall. You talk about Jill Wagner now? That’s pretty much our topic of conversation. Okay. Alright. That’s fine with me. Okay. I’m exhausted. Can you tell? That was a long marathon. I’ve never actually ran in a marathon, but uh, this is why I don’t. Because, uh, people crap themselves. Yeah, did you see the woman who was running the marathon? Yeah. And she was like, don’t get my backside. Yeah, because I just crapped myself. Wait, you wanna, Rhett, do you want to go into the corner and turn around? Yeah. And reenact that one? One more pick me up. We’re at the end of the marathon. We need to go out with a bang. You know, make like a chainsaw and cut through this small talk. Oh. What are you doing? What is he doing? Rhett! Rhett! Don’t ask me to turn around. Why? Don’t ask me to turn around. I doodied myself. Oh. But only because I’m running a marathon. It’s not a normal thing. I usually don’t doodie myself. Except all the way to Dollywood. There’s a child in a Christmas sweater doodying himself on the marathon. Head over to Sporked. com now through January 3rd to find out which products have won a coveted Sporked Award this year.