my hot take is that no one really likes candy canes the peppermint candy can Christmas time does anyone actually eat them I don’t think so yeah yeah someone’s propping up the peppermint candy cane industry oh interesting well I like how you can Whittle it into a shave with your mouth it’s one of the best stabbing candies what that mouth do make a shave out of candy cane and it does I’ve seen it uh a great stabbing candy a pretty bad eating candy this long can structure it’s one of the worst structures to try and eat I know but it’s it’s meant for hanging on the mantle with your little stockings that’s great don’t make it edible make make enough inedible candy cane shaped and colored things out of plastic hang them on your tree and then never eat them again they’re they don’t need to exist I agree with that but it’s so fun you can go like a it’s funny yeah you can fish hook your own mouth with a candy again none of this is appealing as far as something to consume on Christmas list I list did two fun things to do with it that’s pretty good that’s pretty good and they like we made the sour candy canes and it’s like give me something I can fit in my mouth you know I what are we doing here I agree I think that we’re um built a zigurat on false promises okay you sound like the Grinch sorry
