this past weekend in a small town in Arkansas between four and five thousand birds fell from the sky dead really let’s talk about that happy new years happy to 0 1 & 1 ret first of all it’s a pet peeve of mine Happy New Year’s I was just trying to be you know funny I don’t know why I thought it was funny it’s no but lots of people say that it’s not right unless you’re celebrating all the happy new years and all the parallel dimensions that are happening at the same time the parallel universes it’s one year people it’s 2011 I’ve never heard anybody say it I was just trying to be goofy you know me try no lots of people say go do a search for happy new years to me it was kind of like lots of people say it my mother-in-law calls at Walmart instead of Walmart so it’s just it was just the severe misunderstanding that I turned into something that the internet was gonna love right well it’s the it’s the new year – January 3rd bada-bing it’s Monday here we are doing something new I showed up this morning and I told link that between 4 and 5 thousand birds have fallen from the sky darkens saw dead and I thought you were making something up again and he didn’t know about it because link like maybe many of you doesn’t watch or look at the news on the Internet he is completely uninformed what but he has me but I don’t know why you should be judged for that you know I mean you know I I’m not that interested in the news you know it’s not every day that a bunch of birds fall from the sky what if the world ends if Birds fell from the sky in large quantities and small towns every day I would I would be I would be glued to the news ok well so I’m not gonna apologize for that but check this please Rhett tell me what you learned from the news I didn’t I didn’t tell you that today or maybe yesterday 100,000 fish washed up on the banks of the Arkansas River dead on is same place 20 miles apart 20 miles apart we got a bunch of dead birds we a bunch of dead fish some farmer did some Steve what’s next what kind of birds were these dead hamsters everybody’s hamster starts dying what’s next see you’re confusing the issue now what’s real and what’s fake there’s no dead hamsters I said what’s next I’m predicting oh okay I’m questioning so you know not okay foot like 4500 birds like all at once this what kind of bird it’s a black bird with a with like a red and yellow pretty very pretty bird have you heard about this they’ve heard about it how big was this bird how big is it I mean I can’t it’s a picture I can’t tell it wasn’t like there was a quarter next to it but no but like that fourth out I mean that like covering the streets cover my businesses revering home triple whopper sighs are they edible I’m sure that people are eat them by the hundreds so this is like a business like manna from heaven so well as don’t eat the birds people in Arkansas I know that you regularly do eat blackbirds that are not for consumption but please do not eat the birds no really say no they don’t know how they died no everybody is theorizing today how did what happen it sounds like a plague it’s it they really don’t know how that I posed this question on our Facebook page I said conspiracy theorists go with a link to the AP article and we have like 70 comments over at facebook.com slash rhett and Link of people theorizing one person said Chuck Norris was in the middle of a roundhouse kick and farted Chuck Norris funny but probably not true maybe that maybe they’re just plain dead maybe it’s a practical joke about looking they’re going to like infiltrate businesses and homes and and take over bird city and who want to visit bird cities where the birds took over and now you can like talk with them and play you put a little sign up a new yard that’s a seabird City yeah and it’s like it’s like a very dangerous amusement park don’t eat the birds at Birds City so if the birds don’t come back to life a lot of people are saying that chemtrails you heard about these chemtrails no I’m sorry right well once again something I don’t don’t you remember that guy I at the Davis California whole earth festival that we were at and he was like he was trying to links connection a guy who named us yeah what was his name Sequoia what was his name his name was like dream follower his name was dream phone and he had a pamphlet he was like Kim trails Kim trails are killing everything and I just thought it was the exhaust from the airplane but it turns out that because he showed pictures and it looked like well people who believe in chemtrails say that the government and other government agencies are ejecting chemicals from the backs of planes and trying to make you think that they’re just exhaust trails but they’re Kim trails and they’re killing birds and fish and people and I’m going with Chuck Norris farting yeah that’s probably what happened okay we’re gonna be doing this video thing I don’t know what are we calling this what are we calling this good morning Chia Lincoln why are we calling it that because I got a white elephant gift which turned out to be my greatest Christmas gift this year you know you didn’t have a good Christmas in terms of gifts when your best gift was a white elephant gift but this is amazing because your name is Lincoln well a lot of people don’t know that and you and you can go out green afro on you know our 16th president’s head it doesn’t get much better than that so as you can see down here we started this just a second ago you put a jelly and seed mixture it’s pretty much just you put the the seeds in the water together and they make a jelly mixture that you see at you oh you really he’s gonna have a high concentration there that’s not good right on his part but see it has his name on the front and then it has quotes famous quotes from Lincoln leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today oh gosh those who do not when they dumb beard those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves those who deny freedom to for dead birds to fall from the sky in your town do not deserve to die and fall from the sky themselves what do you think trying to tie it all together what do you think Lincoln would have thought about chemtrails let’s look up the Gettysburg Address and see if he mentioned them let’s ask him I had a lot of chemtrails that’s a cereal right we’re going to monitor this thing every day every weekday so come back here tomorrow Tuesday and watch us again every morning good morning Chia Lincoln it may be a slow process but we’ll see what happens my prediction is that there’s going to be green on his head within days