hello my name is link over the past two weeks I’ve received two traffic tickets hello link let’s talk about that good morning Chia Lincoln it is Friday January 21st you alarmed me with 2011 when you said good it was like it’s ready good it just really popped out happy Friday people so linked and we finally found something for you to confess to yeah as I said I you know I’ve gotten two traffic tickets over the past week shame boom-boom now I I will say that I do have a track record on traffic tickets this on your scooter or your this is in my in your vehicle my full-size vehicle okay I do not own a scooter well I thought maybe I could get him to think you drove a scooter over the course of my short life I’d say I’ve probably gotten at least 14 traffic tickets and many of those are grand stories for other grand good-morning chiel Incans so today I think we should just focus on the recent past and you know maybe the talking about it there’ll be a cleansing sensation associated with it’ll be cathartic Cathar sick good cathartic yes exactly cathartic it’ll be cleansing and you not hear me right I just I just don’t know how it said parent and I was questioning whether you knew how it was said either cathartic is how it said where to begin I you know I’m driving I’m driving from quaint Fuquay to almost as quaint apex North Carolina and in betwixt is Holly Springs and they have these cops that well they just won’t they’ll get you money hungry money hungry so you know the blue lights come on I was I was only slightly speeding mmm-hmm it but you know I hate it when you’re slightly speeding you see the cop and you slow down without putting on brakes and then you get over in the right lane and then the cop pulls out because he wasn’t I didn’t pass the cop he is the other way you pulling out into traffic he gets behind you forever oh yeah and then there’s that should I go the speed limit should I go slightly above the speed limit to act like I’m not doing it but that’s just intimidation at that point he’s just like I’m just gonna let this guy feel the heat because I’m the heat I hate that I’m the Holly Springs Police Department whoa and and then it’s there should be a TV show about me finally the blue lights come on and it’s on by this point it’s almost a relief but not really now the real fun begins because now in my mind it’s like oh my gosh now I got to figure out a place to pull over that’s appropriate and it you know how long can you wait to pull over where you don’t seem like you start to seem like you’re evading the cops I think you can go you know I think you got like 150 yards once you get beyond 150 yards you got to just stop even if it’s in the middle middle of the street so I could then it’s like a no J situation after that it’s just like the helicopters come in really oh no this guy’s not going to stuff is it he’s evading and so I finally find a place to pull over and it’s a safe spot because I don’t like to pull right on the side of the road and there was like a curb so I was looking anyway and I look up and it was a police station I was like I went I went from potentially making the cuff think that I was evading him to just turning myself in just put me right in the jail so he comes up and you know it takes a while but eventually I get this pink slip this traffic tickets I fired you and I didn’t know that so I’m so nauseous Rhett calm well it no well no it’s it’s pink but it’s a citation Oh traffic citations it’s not a it’s not a fire a shoe thank goodness it wasn’t speeding it was my registration and my inspection were both inspired inspired he was so inspired listen I got it I got to stop and tell you that you’re the way that your registration looks on the back of your life so inspiring that you just need to be site ated it’s been inspired for almost a year there what a lowlife what a lowlife that doesn’t get his registration updated well mostly I need to do that the whole system is very confusing I’m not going to go into that but you know I’ve got I’ve got to do that and then I’m going to go to court you got to have your inspection to get your registration but you got to have your registration to get your inspection it’s just is this catch-22 and so people like us just go years upon years without doing anything about it because every time I show up at the jiffy lube and say I want my inspections if you gotta get your registration they’re trying trying to get my registration station especially get you inspection gotta get you registration you guys registration well you gotta get you inspection and sometime you can’t even under table your table because they cut my ear so what what what is that but you really need to get your air filter changed you seen how dirty you are for two years I got one right here is $40 I’ll put it in for you that’s a decal key did you do can you agree and then I go home and well as a few days later I go home and I check the mail another ticket BAM another ticket in the mail red light ticket no not even any blue lights and it was like oh my gosh this is from California this is from our when we were in California finalizing our pilot don’t rip it up no and first of all I’m okay red light and you know they put the pictures of the minivan I rented going through the red light all the proof is there and I’m depressed and then like you know there’s another picture here it’s a close-up of the driver and that’s not you it ain’t me it’s my wife it is his wife and I’m like yes because then I turn it over I’m like how much is it sticking anyway $475 listen people in Los Angeles County however you’re at out there Glendale why are you what what is your problem why are you giving a $475 ticket to somebody in Raleigh it’s 50 bucks for the red light ticket which I think first of all is probably unconstitutional to begin with link but that all that aside my wife is the one that drove this so I am now responsible for this $475 ticket as far as the Constitution goes I think in the pre imbel there’s something specifically addressing not running red lights I think Lincoln said and about attending Gettysburg Address he says and the cameras are that’s constitutional do your Lincoln voice and explain why red-light tickets are unconstitutional when red-light tickets unconstitutional because it’s it’s discriminatory against people who drive vehicles through them okay Thank You Lincoln the the bottom line is this is not your ticket you’re not responsible for it I am now responsible for it you only got one ticket this week you really shouldn’t be that upset yeah I’m only half upset and I’m half cathartic at this point I just got farted that was stupid well let’s check in with G Lincoln let’s do that his his sprouts are getting kind of wavy I don’t think there’s been any progress there’s definitely no new sprouting going on it’s just really a sad affair at this point you know I don’t like to look at him anymore i avert my eyes I look to the side of him I don’t even know what to say anymore like it I just don’t think we did it right but you know what we’re going to keep doing this good morning to you Lincoln until those things are completely brown and shriveled one last thing before we see you on Monday and let you go for the weekend and see you on Monday for good morning she Lincoln we released a video earlier this week where we talked about a lot of things but we were also shooting each other in the face with nerf guns and water so a lot of people didn’t get any of the message but you’re a faithful good-morning Chia Lincoln watcher and we want to make sure that you know specifically that our movie looking for miss Lockley that we made a while back is finally available for rental on the internet for only a dollar ninety-nine we’re renting it on YouTube we’re going to have a link for that now and it’s also available available on amazon.com Amazon video on-demand now if you’re outside of the US we have been told that there is a way to watch amazon video on-demand but we cannot endorse or recommend that method but we will let you know there is a way for you to watch it it does exist so we haven’t completely excluded you sorry that’s just the way the system works right now it’s just like Red I tickets in California I mean what can you do so check out our movie watch it tonight grab your significant other have a date night it’s a great movie grab them in an appropriate place like on the shoulder yeah you say come on let’s watch let’s watch the movie together you need to change your filter you know that don’t you see you Monday