hello my name is Rhett and I suffer from nosebleeds hello Rhett let’s talk about that good morning Chia Lincoln it is Thursday January 20th 2011 whoa thanks for tuning in you’re special and we like to think that you think that we’re special hmm well I don’t need that I don’t need that reassurance well it can’t hurt I’m confident I’m just being myself well good morning anyways I don’t need your approval you talking to them or me I eat both of you not true okay we’re not going to talk about American Idol but I will say that last night was the season premiere of American Idol and it in my opinion it’s the season of decision and the premiere episode last night was the episode of decision the decision being am I gonna watch American Idol this season and I don’t mean I personally I mean I America oh yeah it’s for America everybody was thinking that and I watched it you know I endured the two hours mmm and I haven’t made my decision I gotta watch one more time last night did not help me be motivated to watch any more other so all I’m gonna say hmm I think this might be the end for me in American Idol okay but let’s not talk about American Idol lots of people don’t watch it a lot of people are not even American who watched good morning Qi Ling Caen so who cares we need world Idol we need let’s discuss world Idol now let exists I hope not that would be a horrible idea in yesterday’s video on our main channel epic gun battle I gave red a bloody nose he did if you haven’t watched that there’s going to be an annotation that comes up at the end of this video for you to watch that well right now heck I don’t care a lot of people thought you know link really hurt Rhett now first of all this nerf gun it’s not a nerf gun I don’t even know what brand it is but it’s something that it’s illegal they don’t make it anymore it’s like 10 years old we bought it at Toys R Us and I remember were shopping for this a huge projectile fire and up at the top like out of the reach of all the kids I saw this box and there was only one left you remember it’s like all the XXL blaster or something like that it should be called the don’t fire in anybody’s face er it really literally I say you could probably get it a go 200 feet yeah it’s amazing it’s incredible and so and I was seven feet from your face link was but you were six feet from my face and Link had it fully pumped so a shark just this big that’s made out of some pretty hard foam that could go 200 feet hit me directly in the nose from 6 feet away but I wasn’t aiming for your nose I was aiming for my Adam’s apple so he says but anyway as soon as he hit me in the nose I knew that my nose was going to bleed because I have nosebleeds people let me tell you a little bit about my history in nose bleeds it will be interesting as a child I remember just sitting there in class like in kindergarten class and I’d be like drawing you know like a boat something what do you draw mythical beast I’ll be drawing a unicorn well Paul Bunyan and then I’d be like drawing and I’d be like what is that red dripping onto the page oh that is coming from my body that is my blood that’s I listen I’d be doing nothing like I’d be in a conversation about something and just get a little bit excited and be like Ruben you get a little bit excited yeah yeah had nosebleeds so when you got excited your nose would believe it didn’t matter in fact I could be sleeping okay I’m gonna get really really transparent here I was a bed wetter and I was a nosebleed err in some nights as like a four year old kid I would wake up I feel like I should just stand back here while you get this transparent I don’t like standing that close to you when you’re getting this transparent in and I would there would be urine in my bed and there would be blood on my pillow it was like there had been some sort of partial death during the night like I mean it was and so nothing would happen I don’t know if I was what I was dreaming about but my nose would start bleeding and this is something that runs in the family because my son now has the same problem but we have cauterized the inside of his nose so the problem is conch but that never happened to me I kind of what do you do stick a burning candle up his nose no I did it with a match I lit a match come here boy now we went to a doctor doctors do this its chemical cauterization and we did it on both sides and he hasn’t really had a nosebleed since but I never had that procedure done I eventually grew out of it it’s not like yeah I hear that people grow out now I have to be shot with a dart that could go 200 feet from 6 feet away in my nose will bleed I sense a couple of patterns here in terms of the show one pattern is that I think you get transparent about your own personal problems a lot of skin skin conditions I got a lot of conditions and you know I’m a complicated man I hope you’re working this out of your system so long-term it won’t be you won’t be transparent about these things I don’t still wet the bed people at least I haven’t in the last six months and then the other pattern I see is that these things happen to you but they don’t happen to me like I’ve never planted a tree that’s uprooted my parents house I’m interested and I’ve never had a nosebleed you know in Szigeti gorillas in sixth grade you know during soccer coach royal would get mad at me cuz every time somebody would run up and with the ball I would go like this and he pull me his son he said when they come at you with the with the ball you take the ball coach royal yeah was he in a windbreaker it was during the game and yeah he was in a windbreak yeah and he was like don’t turn away be aggressive did he punch in the nose and then I came back into the game and very next play some guy were coming right at me and I was like mmm and I just got right in the guy’s face and boom he he Toback the ball hit me right in the face not me flat on the ground she knows it indeed but my nose did not bleed because nose will not bleed yeah because people who have nose bleeding problems like me there’s blood vessels in there that are just ready to go but you you know don’t have that issue so it’s a genetic thing yeah it’s totally genetic my mom had it I had it my son has it I never had a dealt with I think cuz I think it’s kind of cool if I had a had that problem dealt with that video yesterday you know wouldn’t have a hundred thousand views right now you know you also sprayed water in my face for like 90 seconds straight which is pretty amazing I defy you to watch that video and not laugh it’s just like uh we were watching the videos we were editing I was like I’m not gonna laugh because this is stupid this is childish and I’m tired of it I’m not gonna laugh at it 40 times watching the video I just could laughter so contagious is such a beautiful thing even when you’re acting like a like a child and do you know that it is scientifically proven that if somebody opens their mouth when they laugh that it makes you want to laugh a lot more like a yawn like that but if you like nothing nobody wants to laugh at that in fact it’s kind of annoying yeah a sec something’s going wrong with me you’re not you in the nose but if you’re like nothing what why did why wouldn’t people get a nosebleed because I’ve never had one I don’t know this what why did they turn their head all the way up that doesn’t stop a nosebleed that just makes the blood run down the back of your throat into your stomach is whatever understood that so you can drink the blood it’s like a vampire it’s like when you everything’s supposed to stop a nosebleed whenever you see a vampire doing this they’re just enjoying themselves look I actually what you do is you you late well first of all the reason you do that because you don’t want it to come out on to the environment you wanted to go you want into your sternum yeah well no and if you go like this you lean back it’ll begin clotting and I can pretty much into nosebleed like in you know 30 seconds no really that will clot it okay yeah and some people just go like this don’t run out everywhere yeah but it makes you like a moron and then you’ve got the nosebleed section is what they call like the higher seats yeah in that Stadium I can’t sit in that every time I’ve ever been in the upper deck of an arena my nose it began to bleed see for the longest time that is not true people he’s a lot of things he says aren’t true for the longest time I thought they caught it the nosebleed section because you go to the game and you’re so far from and you’re like dang it I just feel like punching myself in the face for buying these tickets mmm that’s not it link it’s an altitude thing right I recognize that that’s not now if you have physical ailments like bedwetting and nose bleeding or anything else please feel free to be transparent in the comments below or on our Facebook wall over at facebook.com slash rhett and Link Chia Lincoln is growing well actually he’s dying from now on it’s going to be what is the progress what is the regress of Chi Lincoln some people suggested that we get rid of the beard I think we might start plucking away of that in fact look right here if you’re going to take it off at least eat some I’m not even that gonna get a nosebleed we can’t endorse actually eating this because even though it is like bean sprouts people said there’s something about the seed mixture in the clay so if you’re going to eat Chia eat it at your own risk we do not endorse it or recommend it but link you know he’s never even had a nosebleed so what’s gonna happen to him well oh he just didn’t join himself tomorrow Friday