last night I had a dream and you were in it oh boy let’s talk about that it’s Thursday January 6th good morning Chia Lincoln well you have what year is it 2011 2011 at a dream last night Linc I have dreams every night everyone has dreams every night some people don’t remember I usually don’t remember my dreams I remember my boy wants to tell anyone about him well this one’s worthy of a good morning to you Lincoln I think let me see if I can remember it the bars kind of loud brother I was in college again okay and I was on campus and it was enough familiar campus and I was a little bit lost and I knew I had to get from one side of the campus to the other side of the campus and get to class hmm classic I begin walking across campus and when I get to the other side of campus I realize I have lost one of my gloves I was wearing gloves it was cold I just had gloves and I lost my pants classic so I went from having pants to being in my underwear which is really common to be in a public situation underwear you’re insecure you’re insecure you’ve got something you’re dealing with it makes you feeling insecure but it wasn’t like I didn’t have my pick up being with my Lorene that’s common within a dream I declare by that I lost my pants I lost him that I wasn’t thinking oh I don’t have my pants I was like where are my pants that that is unusual for a dream yeah because this because what will happen is you’ll be you’ll be naked or semi-nude and you’ll feel the right thing but you won’t think the right thing you won’t think this is not right I was just thinking where are my pants how I was thinking how does this happen how do you walk across campus and lose your pants and the glove you would think you would notice if somebody took them off so I get to my dorm room I go into the dorm because I’m not gonna go to class in mind we’re thinking straight my dream and then when I go into the dorm I realize it is a ranch house one store one stores were all house but it’s like a super ranch it’s huge it has all this amazing technology because it’s futuristic like the shades are automatic which is very futuristic to me at least and there’s all kinds of machinery and stuff in this room in this bedroom and I go to sleep then I wake up because you were already in you anywhere you might as well just go sleep yeah one glove on like Michael Jackson in my underwear and I go to sleep now I wake up in this house and my mom comes to the door it’s like I’m in high school I’m regressing in my dream you know the last time I live with my parents was in high school so Benjamin Button I’m I’m aging backwards my mom comes to the door to wake me up and she said all right time to go and she was younger much younger they’re like she’s like my age now and she has this like 50s haircut mmm it doesn’t look very good it’s a bit weird and I’m like okay mom and then I go over and I see that the sink is running water very hot steaming water and while I gotta brush my teeth so I start trying to brush my teeth and it’s gonna get a little slow here but the details are amazing I look at this hot steaming water I’m trying to brush my teeth under it and then I’m like why is there hot steaming water coming intermittently out of this sink and then I find a manual in the dream for the washing machine that is in this super ranch house of technology and in the manual it says if I can’t believe I remember all these details if you load the washing machine 20 percent above capacity there’s a relief system a relief valve system that will come out in the sink in this bedroom and you can brush your teeth in the brushing the teeth was not in the manual I didn’t know this is all new to me because it’s a dream is the water soapy no it’s just hot steamy water coming from a washing machine I guess kind of gross but I didn’t know I’m inventing this reality as I go my subconscious is now I say okay well the shades come up automatically like I didn’t control him it’s like daytime time to go and I go outside that’s when I realize I’m at a summer camp and you’re there you’re a counselor you’re you’re not my counselor or Co counselors and you are in a large a suit like a Fruit of the Loom suit that has your arms and your legs that come out of it but you’re like a big I don’t want to say you were a fruit or a fruity but it was it was some sort of law a costume with your head and your feet and your legs came out of it and the kids were chasing you on them you don’t know what the costume I can’t remember what it was and you remember how hot the water was but you can’t remember what I’m wearing you know you use you you go in and out of these things on my level of consciousness you just hurts my feelings I’m sorry well you’re they’re really about to be her in a second now you are being chased off of this pier by all the dogs by all the kids but it’s like your PO you’re playing you’re playing around with them and you run you jump off the dock but then I realize the dock has like a 60-foot drop at the end and you jump off and you swim around and you come back to mean you’re like come on let’s do it like I’m late you know you know I woke up in my futuristic house and I didn’t know what was going on you’re not with the program you’re there and I have on the same suit I realize you look down I’m like oh crap I’ve got on a big fruit suit too or whatever it was fruit of the Loom and the kids start chasing me off the dock and and you’re like come on let’s do this and I’m like okay you go right I’ll go left you know jump at the same time off his 60-foot dock and we get up and it was like you didn’t hear me at all and you went straight and you like got in my way and I stopped at the edge and you go flying off and then I’m like I’ll wait for you to swim out the way and then I jump and as I’m jumping I realize that there is a concrete ledge just under the surface of the water that you have not warned me about that’s like ten feet out and you have to get a running start shouldn’t know about him I died link I don’t know if I died I hit the thing and I don’t remember anything else did you dive headfirst I don’t have to died in this big suit you went feet first yeah but I don’t remember nothing you know you hit the ledge I was about to The Legend and then the dream was over I died link you didn’t die you woke up because you were going to die you killed me you killed me in our dream in my dream and murder you it might have been an accident well but I feel like I’m going to carry something around with me if you don’t apologize for it I would like you to apologize to me for not warning me about the ledge in real life and then that will straighten out something in my subconscious listen people in the comments already already think that we hate each other have you seen the comments they’re like what I can feel the calmness all the hostility between rhett and Link you guys don’t seem like you’re having fun anymore first of all people I don’t want to get frustrated with you but I’m a little for with you if you made a comment like that because we’re having fun apparently you have never had a best friend now I’m not going to hug link right now because I’m not a hugger sorry link can give me a side hug but have you ever had a brother or a best friend you pick it each other all the time it’s just part of the relationship just go with the disc you know just get over it and quit making those comments you know or just go watch somebody who just seems like they’re hugging all the time or something that that’s what you’re into I don’t know that’s not what we do around here but anyway we don’t tell there’s so much in a brotherly way that it seems like we don’t like each other but I would like you to apologize to pee and I wouldn’t like to do that because then all of a sudden I’ve you know I’m admitting guilt it’s like you know it no no no I know that it’s not real link but my subconscious doesn’t know that it’s not real well like then this is like some psychiatric session this is like it doesn’t seem like it should be something that we should be doing there like therapeutic self like therapy so therapy like this shouldn’t turn into like some sort of therapy I’m sorry I’m sorry that you dreamed that that’s a half-hearted apology and now let’s check in with chillin well link he has sprouted significantly well you notice some you know oh you know like they just kind of turned white no look look back in here I mean this thing he has totally sprouted in lots of ways we’ll turn this to the camera here well if he only sprouts there he goes up people who started he’s gonna he’s gonna have a mullet he’s starting off with a Chia mullet he’s sprouting things are happening it’s not over come back tomorrow which is Friday right another one January 7th we’ll see you then every week take hold on you should put on some pants uh-oh