GMCL 40: THE END OF CHIA LINCOLN

today we say goodbye did she Lincoln let’s talk about that good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning to you Lincoln see you Lincoln Chia Lincoln it to you Lincoln Chia Lincoln it’s you Lincoln Chilika Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln she a Lincoln she a Lincoln Chia Lincoln it Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln and she Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln a Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln CU Lincoln Chia like a Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln Chia Lincoln good morning Chia Lincoln it’s Monday February 28 2011 2011 2011 for 2011 we’re moving at the speed of conversation for one last time at least this season ladies and gentlemen it has been a difficult weekend for me as I have looked forward to this Monday and I have seen the edge of a cliff the end of an era something coming to a close the curtain closing the gate being shut the door being closed got any more analogies little overdramatic all kind of thinking sorry yeah we have decided to go the overdramatic route we are going to conduct a service you know we’ve been through a period of the wake and now it’s time to lay mr. Chia Lincoln to rest we gave him a good week and he did not wake so now we move on to the official funeral service yo let me beat their horn now I’m gonna blow my horn ah last part was weird let me get some spit out of that Valve oh not in there that’s touching link let me cry a little bit well yeah fake cry you know this we appreciate all of you to which this show has been a meaningful thing thanks for all your comments oh this can’t end this has to keep going oh that’s your commoner voice I like it oh this can’t and it has to keep going that’s how a lot of people talk I’m sure I felt that way myself but um you know all good things or at least mediocre things well however you want to write this must come to an end at least temporarily you know we’ve got to we’ve we got to spread our wings we’ve got to fly you got to try different things we at least need to drive to Los Angeles yeah across the country yeah and so that’s what we have for you I mean a lot of people are you gonna let it start cuz this is my common voice like are you gonna like start the next season of she Lincoln like on Tuesday like can you please just start the next season like the next day well no we can’t do that but what we are going to do is next week and there’s more information about this on the main channel video today on our main channel Monday we are spreading our wings or at least renting a u-haul and traveling to Los Angeles for the big project that we’re going to be involved in that we can’t tell you about yet that we will tell you about very soon yes but we are going to be documenting the entire road trip I mean every moment link is going to have a helmet cam actually a glasses cam and I’m going to have a helmet cam and we’re just going to turn it on wring out a document whole thing okay that part’s not true but we will have a regular camera and we will keep up with everything and we’re going to make it into a series of Internet videos that at some point in the future we will release somewhat like this daily every couple of days and you know where I I think that will you know what we will weigh very heavily the possibility of bringing the chilling can show back it may not be a Lincoln it may not be a Chia but it’s something like a morning talk show kind of format we’ve had a good time we appreciate all your feedback and just having fun with us you know I you know I just want to spend some time reminiscing Rhett you know I I feel like our friendship has even grown a little bit in rehashing old stories and then analyzing quirky news articles and what else did we do do we do anything else yeah we pretty much told old stories we talked about news items as long as they had to do with owls yeah or like natural disasters yeah uh that’s pretty much it hmm and Chia Lincoln was here for the whole thing and he grew a lot you know he grew a lot and he died a whole lot and he died and he’s been dead for for some time but you know let’s take a look at that growth pattern I’m really I I cried a little bit during that trumpet trumpet solo you can’t recover from the trumpet solo it just it Wells up inside of you just all the emotions I wore black I mean you were a Johnny Cash t-shirt and a black jacket which is somewhat appropriately just a man in black and he is dead yeah he also has dead I mean now if we could get a Johnny Cash Chia now that would that would be pretty much a reason to keep going with this thing but we want to know from you in the comments you know what are some of your favorite moments from good morning Chia Lincoln what’s your favorite episode not what’s your least favorite episode nobody wants to focus on negativity like that no no yeah let us know in the comments what was your favorite um and what are we going to do with Chia Lincoln link well rhett night we were thinking for a while that we were going to to really bring closure to this thing we were going to pick up the camera you were going to pick up the Chi Lincoln we’re going to go out the door we were gonna smash it on the asphalt yeah but that just seems so disrespectful and destructive I mean he has a president I think honestly if we did that we could be arrested I think if we took Chia Lincoln out and we busted him on the sidewalk like Secret Service we would immediately be here yeah like with well within seven minutes right that’s protocol right yes in this area in the Fuquay area at least I’m glad we decided against that here’s what we’ve decided to do we have decided to give this historic Chia Lincoln this actual one we’re going to sign it and we’re going to give it to a very special fan a very special mythical beast who has earned the right to say I possess the one and only Chi Lincoln from good morning to you this is a big deal I think and if I say so myself about my show has the ceiling connect I hope this mythical beast who doesn’t know yet I hope that she just really appreciates this and the what you will in the way that we have determined this person is we’re going to reveal something very secretive at this point it’s no longer a secret when we created the mythical shoe a couple of you couple years ago it’s year yeah we built a code into the mythical shoe if you look at the the ring around the bottom there it’s kind of like ring around the collar but it’s ring around the shoe might be hard to see because of the it’ll come through there is a Morse code message around the bottom of the shoe all the way around if you decipher that Morse code you will see that it says the city of gold it just says sit it doesn’t say via just the city of gold city of gold now city of gold is a clue and the answer to the clue city of gold is El Dorado which is a great Mexican restaurant here in Fuquay that you should visit if you ever get the opportunity but it’s also the city of gold in the olden times of when some Spanish conquistadors conquistadors they would go to the City of Gold and they would look for the gold in the South America and if you were the most mythical of mythical beasts you would know that if you if you went to rhettandlink.com/store it will bring up a secret page a golden page that would tell you to send us an email because we didn’t decide we had to so we could figure out how we were going to reward there was the first person to crack the code so Miss Cara Canali of New England Connecticut I believe yes she was the first person to crack the code back in early February she sent us the email and she said I found the city of gold what gives guys well what gives is we give and we give what Chia Lincoln to you we are going to sign G Lincoln and ship him to you he goes to your Cara very careful packaging this is regulations Cara this is a way to reward people like Cara who have been there from early on who who they bought the mythical shoes they were there back when we did the quest for the Seven Keys which was another secret hidden thing that we did with our fans you know you’ve been there from very early on Cara you are a super extra mythical beast and we congratulate you and we are happy to give you G Lincoln take care of him now don’t break him the Secret Service will show up alright to close this episode shall we do what we always do let’s check in with chillin how do you feel now that you’ve we’ve conducted your service and you’re you’re officially dead and you’ve been given away and feel like we should should we leave that on there yes yeah yeah yeah you just took a bunch of it off okay um um I don’t know if I want I’m having I’m having givers remorse already it’s too like I don’t want to give them away I want to keep them rhettandlink I want to thank you for the honor of being the excuse for you to do a morning show on the Internet we will see you not tomorrow but some other time on the flip side it’s can we say that I don’t want to say that yeah who would say that see you on the flip side people know be your mythical best somewhere else we’ll see you somewhere else stay out of the flip side

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