what you know about turkeys turkey boy let’s talk about that good mythical morning Thanksgiving mythical beasts is just a few days away so you are in the United States then that means you are gonna do at least two out of three things that’s either lie about a relationship status blame a fart on an agent relative or eat turkey to choose to a tree or to two of the three I don’t care you know this to retreat you’re probably gonna be chewing some turkey and Rhett you’re great at the other two so today I’m gonna test you on your turkey knowledge I know lots about Turkey it’s time to play you can know nothing about stuffing but are you nerd about birds you gots to fill in the blank with a turkey fact Rhett and you’ve got to get at least four of these right to win the right to eat a chocolate-dipped bacon-wrapped turkey low yes we’ve got into those it’s not it’s a fares yet if but it’s here now here you go Rhett you can identify a Turkey’s gender by examining its blank gender by examining its blank shoe collection that’s a good point that was a joke it was hilarious there’s also a little sexist you know I mean it’d be eyes it’s assuming that the ladies have all kinds of shoes turkeys don’t wear shoes you could’ve dodged the hobo exactly I just step right into a bright turkey leg mmm groin hmm you take the legs in you turkeys no no you know probably true but not what I’m looking for I don’t think that I don’t think the turkey thing is I don’t think it’s big I need your final answer because you’re brainstorming he’s making I feel like it’s the neck area I feel like there’s something on the neck I’m gonna say examining its neck no red the answer is droppings females produce spiral-shaped poop and males produce j-shaped poop the spiral shape poop baby incidentally I can tell when Rhett has forgotten to flush because his poop is shaped like a crescent wrench and it’s actually functional you know it’s got that thing on it let you turn and it makes the wrench taller you’ve been touched yeah maybe I thought that was just for me to poop in turkey land size does matter females prefer male turkeys with long blank oh yeah this is just a setup for me to say turkey penis but I’m not gonna walk into that I’ll answer no no no no no don’t never walk into a turkey penis never that’s the beginning of a bad joke a priest a nun and a cowboy walk into a turkey business I think is I don’t for male turkeys with long hanging down things I feel like it’s it’s all too long it starts where it it’s on the bottom of the beak it’s it’s I’m sorry red you’re so close it is the snood but the snood dangles feet that’s what I was thinking about but I I don’t hang out with turkeys enough anymore and the snoot swells when turkeys gets removed which makes me feel for adolescent male turkeys gobble gobble they’re gonna put your book bag over isn’t the only thing that turkeys say female turkey calls include tikis yelps and blanks Kiki like Kiki Shepherd Showtime at the Apollo mm-hmm that’s a reference that me and you and no one else gets mm-hmm how am I supposed to know what else they say Risha because you know these things right go with your instinct hoo ha hoo-ha hoo-ha that’s the final answer no I is a euphemism for something of what but it the correct answer is per only female turkeys can purr and Yelp really like a cat yeah I don’t like them now I can also yell but when I do it it sounds more like if I could give this negative stars I would del taco you’re better than this you’re better than this del taco pull it together like a yelp review yes del taco don’t you know I’m even leaving your yelp review nobody ever does Yelp reviews for del I do I’m giving you one right now del Taco elevate I kind of like del Taco now why do you even have fries cuz why not you don’t need fries the gizzard in the turkey stomach contains blank to aid in digestion you haven’t gotten any right well until right now class what class turkey class hurting class right to do today class you didn’t dig it you were playing soccer that’s right pebbles stone pole all day swallow them to aid in the digestion I know about this biology yes and it’s correct right yeah all right Oh Turkey mean turkey thank God no T’s thinks want a stone to grind up their food but what do they do if they’re in captivity they feed them stones oh yeah interesting they grind up their food for them Wow turkeys can blink at speeds of up to 25 miles an hour turkey run 25 miles and ever fly they can’t pee fast or something like that I’m not thinking about Turkey’s powerwash in the ancient world they would power wash with turkeys they just pick them up and squeeze them in Turkey um that doesn’t I just kind of did that scenario just to see how it felt and it didn’t feel right no doesn’t be holding a turkey to micturate turkey power-washing not a thing flies too fast right turkeys are faster than you thought you’re right yeah I thought you might say fly they can fly 55 miles an hour I can’t fly 55 the fastest turkey runner on record is loosing poultry to write the Mandarin Chinese word for turkey translates directly good translates to write directly as blank chicken blank chicken blank chicken Chinese word for turkey Blake yeah man is it a cuss word no sometimes you put cuss words in blanks I don’t translates it right chicken no could be it’s got to be like big chicken like fat chicken fat chicken that sounds like good house like a Chinese restaurant or a rap artist fat chicken fat chicken with a pH yeah final answer fat chicken direct with with a pH either one either one you want your options yeah it doesn’t matter it’s fire chicken what because of the color of its head it’s like a chicken with a red head chickens got red things on the head too mmm turkey got a full head of red okay yeah should be fat chicken domestic turkeys are mutants and are bred to have jugger chick mmm well as much as it would please me if these gigantic legs were what they were trying to breed for it’s the breasteses you feel confident yeah and some of the breasteses are so big that they topple right over just like my aunt she comes to the family reunion and if she doesn’t have a walker oh my goodness that’s what she needs a walker for yeah yeah it’s not yet it’s a booby booster exactly she can walk fine you’re right red breast is the answer and when it comes to Turkey I am a breast man but when it comes to humans I’m a wingman because I am married though that was slick that was flirty we happily married that was slick okay I gotta get this one right back home just down the turkey legs turkey legs on the menu platter either mine or yours oh you’re gonna need it if you lose I pawned for you okay when a male turkeys getting ready to fight his hair turns red but when a male turkeys getting broke its head turns blue instead of a blank I said blue it threw me off a little bit when a male target is getting blue its head turns blue kitten bloop blank turkeys don’t get embarrassed do they I don’t know if it’s I’ve never embarrassed a turn if it’s nude it and long enough breasts or too big hmm there’s a lot of things you could get embarrassed about when it bites his head turns red dead no when turkey is getting dead its head turns blue I might have to accept that I like when a turkey dies it probably probably doesn’t I you know what if he’s cooked something something tells me that what we’re looking for here is when a turkey is ready for business did you know what I mean its head turns blue and that’s the sign when a turkey is ready to open a business ready for business it’s final answer mm-hmm you’re right when it gets excited the mood Turkey was a the original prototype for the mood ring but it was deemed too disturbing that’s weird but red congratulations you win the big chocolate dip bacon wrap turkey leg and more stick around for that well Happy Thanksgiving to the US ditto thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is we have received word that facebook is now allowing video uploads so we have been taking full advantage of that and we’re doing video uploads exclusively on Facebook I mean they’re on Facebook and they’re exclusive to Facebook but not exclusively because this is a video this is on YouTube don’t get confused let’s go to come as Gamora where he’s gonna eat that turkey leg but now before Red’s beard contains the portal to Narnia be still do not move I’ve spotted the portal to Narnia yeah it don’t move turned back this way portal portal towards me it’s a verb now portal my way open the portal to Narnia it’s in the center of your beard yes it’s kind of like Super Mario 2 is it my mouth yes it goes baked a little chocolate bacon turkey chocolate Becca make a Lurky baked alert heat shock Oleg where’s the lucky