GMMore 1027: Chocolate Bacon Turkey Leg

and I’m going in open the portal open portal we’re going to Narnia can we just go to the closet I’m going to Narnia I’m reading Bob Ross with me it wasn’t my idea it was on the book I think it was my idea like I don’t actually think there’s a portal to not really very dude your bear that was I know it was convincing hey isn’t your bear it was yeah it was you what were you afraid I was gonna do actually jump down my throat now slopes is worried is you sure it was the accent welcome to good mythical more um dang it man you know what I’m gonna watch you eat this thing and well I don’t know what it is bring it in look at that so pull up a chair Edward so I assume the bacons under the chocolate you did the bacon first in the chocolate what did you think about that yeah did you think about this no I just mean a little bit no I just mean yeah there’s a strategy I’ve is was this the obvious choice or was that chocolate route bacon dipped is bacon dip chocolate wrap you could do it in either order you can dip it in chocolate and then wrap in chocolate it’s wrapped in bacon yeah it’s bacon wrapped chocolate dipped but it could it be chocolate bacon real taste bacon wrapped chocolate dipped please say it dip it in chocolate and then wrap it in bacon yeah don’t make no sense Lee it could sure it would be a chocolate surprise but it’s turkey first well that’s a given yes I think you got but I’m asking the man is did you even think about doing it the other way there’s a lot of thinking you guys should check out good mythical crew on Saturday see I’m talking about a good plug Eddie Oh see you so you you the answer is yes but you don’t want to reveal because that was what maybe but this is a good this is a philosophical question I think you have to if you end with turkey leg except if that’s what it is the ingredients come from the outside so I think it’s chocolate dipped bacon wrapped turkey leg that’s correct right yeah and if you had a bacon wrapped chocolate dipped turkey leg it would be the other but the the bacon would the bacon-wrapped turkey leg covered in chocolate we know what it is I’m not I’m just saying what what really is it though a bacon-wrapped regulate coming in Chuck but no but what is it it’s a chocolate disk been wrapped turkey leg it stars guys we’ve been loaded it starts all-stars this is our dog we’re star Jeff this little star does something like that man right ESCA star dust we all come from stars and we all return to stars so I’m eating it means nothing is it eating means nothing eating and not eating is exactly the same thing because either way it’s stars so can I have it yeah if I go to the side and I eat the air the air is stars enough I eat it it’s also stars you see this so can I have it there’s no purpose in anything can I have it’s all stars can I have it you can have a bite but I want to eat first my bet might be a little cold but all right you are Dumanis see let’s all my college eyes for the star food before I did now this is almost cartoonish how how clean that is just you know it’s greatly I do really good did you do that – that’s part of it that one lifted on you know just mad the magic of cooking have you ever worked in a State Fair no I’ve been to a State Fair you seem like you you are like one degree away from the carny lifestyle like you yes it was like if you may one different decision compliment I was one different decision at like 22 almost total ever and say give me your tickets or something give me your tickets take a ride oh my smells good that’s milk chocolate when your while my rides my big and wrapped regulator I’ve dipped in Chuck you making a ride it’s a ride and a food stay yeah eat it no he’s a smart man it’s like a turkey wheel feriss ferriss wrapped will the turkeys go around on the ferris wheel and you just get your mouth up next to it yeah they’re like sticking out and hitting them friend yeah right yes wait is he ever gonna eat it it spreads disease don’t be scared of enough when I look into our camera Bob Ross’s face is directly always looking at you looking at me and it’s the only thing I can see it’s called like getting the lens that’s called a two-dimensional three-dimensional experience of a two-dimensional object link always looking at you see that that’s what I paintings always following that’s incredible well now I can’t see him when you move Eddie I just I’m gonna file a small complaint the flat bottom well it has to sit like that I can’t that means I would have had to suspend it but but flat bottom girls make the world go around what is it called clothes what is wrong what is it what is that song fat bottom back the Queen song he’s got a different flat bottom girls yeah that’s different they read bikes five sickled take a bite there we go you’re gonna lose your privileges big buy go down meet your teeth together and did you get bacon oh did you get turkey long did you get y’all mmm did you get the time of your life mm-hmm how’s the temperature going on I think a cold all right cold turkey is nothing that’s that’s the thing people do when they quit what you know what if we sell it cold we can sell it exclusively to smokers do it go cold Terrell cold turkey right now make quit smoking they eat this will make millions yeah the two one in any yeah I can probably do this without you okay what so what are we gonna call this at the fair we’re gonna call it it’s the cold turkey stand and it’s all cold turkey for smokers for former smokers for future former smoker only let’s hold a turkey stand the smoking population is really going down in America that we got to go to China what yeah I assumed we’d be in China okay so we’re in China all right at the State Fair Chinese State Fair and it is called go cold turkey off state stuff what are that provinces Chinese province fair doesn’t sound exactly the same I can’t that can’t be the reason we don’t do it sounds different in Chinese well they call it chicken of fire turkey or they call it turkey of fire chicken well let’s uh you want to call it brown you should taste oh you let’s call it brown leg you got oh the aisle better it’s out at school it’s brown before you dip it bacon-wrapped Brown leg that might sound cool in Chinese we don’t know I’ll drop that one what about Chuck a turkey chuck it bacon bacon bacon looky baked a lucky chugga-chugga leg make a turkey baked a lucky taco chuckle egg bake a lucky chocolate big it bake a look at your leg bake a lucky chocolate have you had a bacon lurkin chocolate and that trans that’s in any language that makes sense take a look at Chucky leg chocolate chocolate chocolate bacon bacon lucky chuckling Thank You Logan chuckle a chuckle leg Baker chuckles I get it no bacon lucky chocolate panko chocolaty leg no that’s that’s you missed it they’re taking we had we having to make and we have it no need to Kihei to knock up chocolate Ricky Baker Lord taking our coleg bacon turkey taco leg taco leg see that legs you’ve screwed it up now if you put bone coming out of a talk baker Lurky choco leg at the Chinese province Fair this is Ferris wheel we got a dress like dragons though I think and where was your on thin ice here you’re generalizing no no it’s like a celebration it’s the new year we only saw it on the new year to smoker’s right bacon yeah what is it called you’re gonna have to run PR on this this is exactly what her PR is gonna like stuff some sweating we should even stop laughs but we shouldn’t let people in on our brainstorming process this is how it works listen I dia we may across take a look across some lines how do we say it you gotta cross a few lines to know where it is you got it you gotta cross a few lines do you know the circle yeah you have to cross a few lines to know where they are you’ve got to know where they are you’ve gotta cross state lines to get to the province mm-hmm you’ve got a you’ve gotta cross your fingers in order to have good luck you’ve got a you gotta take a bite of the turkey later wetly come on I’m not advertised by it no no it’s actually really really good I just got delightful if we’re gonna sell these things like hotcakes yeah get it yeah it really is good a lot of good flavors I’m not getting a lot of chocolate the bacon in the turkey I’m getting some smoked turkey case yeah yeah yeah where’d you get the turkey leg that’s the door no bacon yeah bacon it is yeah the bacon bacon comes third it all hit me at the same time I’m sorry but we got to revamp this because now it’s like choco turkey bacon thinking laughs order that you taste it it could be turned out how that in Chinese they write a different direction Chuck a turkey bacon soccer turkey bacon leg you were gonna like one pork what what was it taco burger ticular didn’t even try it was uh Turkey lucky no it was good Turkey was a chocolate color keechaka Turkey no it was here’s okay lobster goes baked a little chuckling bacon turkey chocolate Becca Becca Lurky bacon Lurky choco leg where’s the Lurky come from not a turkey Turkey that’s where the earthy comes when is that Lurky come from Baker Lurkey well our shot comes from Turkey but the Ellen larkey comes from leg just the latch in chocolate the Ellen chocolate yeah that’s where we get it from make it you make a lucky chocolate let’s not lose this guys keep saying it bake you like a chocolate they could what if you lurk Charlie Baker lurking shop make it lucky chocolate like people people people will make this if we don’t and I’m gonna hate them for it I already made it though I’m talking about at the Chinese New Year Fair province provincial Fair should have said that thing about dragon shoulda what about the Ren what about just the Ren Faire I take it back it doesn’t we’re not gonna dress like dragons that was just a wild thought um I wouldn’t do that good work Eddie we did it we did it you did it he did it and then I did it we all did it you

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