we’re in Lockhart Texas and we’re not alone good mythical morning this very special episode of good mythical morning is brought to you by the establishment in which we find ourselves Crites market home of the best barbecue in Texas and home of a few mythical beasts right now all right thank all of you for coming the first ever live studio audience I use the term studio loosely live barbecue eating establishment audience ever in the history of good mythical morning Emma yeah we’ll see how this goes you know with disco if this goes well we might maybe we will travel the country and know well if the food don’t give them abouts hope if the food is good everywhere we go it’s not then I trust me too I’ve been a lot of places okay so I’ve already eaten some barbecue I mean some pork ribs I’ve eaten some brisket I’ve eaten some pork shoulder several different animals and several different plants well a cow in a pig is yes I’d kill for several yeah it’s amazing it’s at least two cattle we’re in the Austin area drive 30 minutes outside of town and come to Christ barbecue we won’t be here but the food will still be worth it and we will be talking about something we are passionate about and that is barbecue but before we get to that we’re going to tell you why we’re here why are we here and why is this here first of all I’m sure you’re already thinking like why don’t you move the paper towels well there I can move that but the the roll is still stuck and it’s glued so it you know if I don’t do that I’ll be a little to be a little incognito with my good mythical it’s gonna go pretty quick we actually we’ve been in Austin for the past couple of days at Adam at America I keep really shy caught it add America earlier today link whoo we were at add merica it’s a conference for people who make advertisements whoo it’s just me don’t worry don’t encourage him please yeah we were the we were the keynote yes we were I don’t know how this happened somehow someone talked to someone and convince someone that we should be the keynote speakers at a very large advertising conference but we don’t like to ship it like you should behead me or something can we I’m sorry we rotate this 90 degrees cuz I won’t make that big a deal I know I’m distracting you but I just can’t get over that before we talk about barbecue and run out of time I something very interesting happened to me this morning in my hotel room and that is the host one of the hotel maid’s saw me completely naked and this is not something I make a practice of and I don’t think it’s something she makes a practice of evidenced by the fact that she said sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry and ran out I think that she was apologizing for you know the state that your body was it I’m so sorry that you look like that how did this happen man I was in the shower I was in the shower I was not I was in a different hotel room and then I get out of the shower and I actually hear somebody in the room and then I’m like oh you know like you know the maids in there hello and then I hear it like the door closed I’m like okay she left and so then I just opened the bathroom door you know look I would no clothes on and she was standing – she was like I walked right up there she went she looked me up and down and she was this close – yeah how do you so it was find out let me I hate to ask a question but how tall was she she was pretty short Wow sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry and this she got out of there and so she I’m traumatized so you’re like you’re like Hello and she’s like doesn’t say anything closes the door behind her I guess going in I didn’t say hello I froze up no you were like Hello I’m going back you like hello hello she comes and closes the door behind her goes on in your room via Terry open the door to the bathroom which is right next to the front door she comes back oh I don’t even want to relive it anymore I don’t even like knowing that you you bathe in the nude but huh that’s even weird to me like leave me out of this we need to have a talk well I’m I just don’t like thinking about it well I’m saying well stop let’s talk about barbecue yeah now let’s talk about barbecue one of our passions one of our passions in life now you know being for North Carroll I’m in a you know we wrote up a whole song about barbecue where the ball goes to your roll free let’s go get risk barbecue is is a meat it’s how you cook things hopefully I’m not telling you anything that you don’t know well they all know but it’s you know it’s it’s more than that I would say that it’s also an art form it’s a culture it’s a way of life it’s the thing that defines some people’s existence well in North Carolina you’re not a man technically unless you can cook a whole hog cook a pig yeah and and then you have a pig picking and you just preside over it like I have prepared this pig and you shall pick it and I shall take all the credit and go my manliness before you and then you can say I don’t sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry and and this is a the pig pickin is a you commemorate things with it like when I got engaged to my wife they were like let’s cook big yeah yeah to celebrate it and we had an engagement party that was just consuming aha nothing wrong with that man I mean people are looking for an excuse to cook a pig I mean for my birthday every year it was like we’re gonna cook a pig somebody dies we gonna cook yeah it’s Tuesday we gonna cook Pig you know you got the end it’s communal you sit there and you you know you get together and you monitor the temperature and you converse well another man’s just a bunch of good ol boys setting up all night on a sitter just sort of sitting back look you think we should turn it over don’t turn it over uh projector temperature don’t open the lid don’t open that lid get away from that Lee I’m I’m staying right here with you I can tell in your mind you picture yourself going towards the lid and then you start philosophizing about things as you watch the pig roast and they do the same thing here it’s just beef beef brisket and it’s it’s a dying it’s a dying art it’s a dying art because I’m mourning it right now I’m can you tell I’m just I’m sad inside is it really it won’t even it’s a dying art this is thriving well people don’t know how to cook a pig now like in their backyard I know a lot about the future as you already know and the world population I have to do a lot of reading you know this link okay world population is increasing at a rate in which we cannot sustain to continue to feed meat to every single person so you need to enjoy barbecue while you can before it’s gone and but I was reading a men over here this is like a it’s like a barbecue pork church service and I was reading this article about you know the the lab meat they’re going to start they’re making their people trying to make meat in a lab you can bring lab meat in it is I’m saying enjoy the real meat until all we have is lab meat and your thing I’m serious about this no more cows no more so I don’t know if I was tracking completely you’re saying that the population is going to increase to a point where people are going to have to build homes where pigs now live I’m gonna say I’m what I’m saying is that only the only the elite only these two guys right here you think we should flip it don’t flip it this is gonna be the elite of society don’t open the lid that’s gonna sign that’s going to be that’s gonna be the 1% is gonna be back here eatin pigs while the 99% are going to be allowed meat or tofu pigeon Tara now I got a vegetarian shoutout what did you order here water I’d like a glass of water it’s okay more for me you know that’s right that’s right you’re the one who brought it up do you have any more predictions about the state of meat in the future of pork and things of that nature I’m going to eat that rib when this is over should we eat it just like for the next minute it should be us just eating pork share in the comments your passion for thing all things BBQ or I mean if you want to get in that arguing about well this is what barbecue means to me and I’m not wrong well you can do that but you’re gonna you’re going to be squashed I think I have I have a mission I have a mission you know one of the things that we have done in our time in California is we have told people we’ve been to passing y’all along to people because it’s it’s a useful contraction it’s very convenient makes more sense it’s gender-neutral it has all they say you guys out there that’s offensive to women people and the other thing we’re trying to pass on is that pork makes you angry yeah it makes me angry barbecue is something that you enjoy it’s not something you do you have a cookout if you if you just have a grill and you can put some burgers on it that’s a cookout people share that message to people before it’s too late now can can we have a moment of silence for the for the for the pigs that died to make they don’t make it that reality will make it that personal it tastes so good I love I can even make it that person that’s long enough okay so we didn’t bring the wheel we need to shut down this episode of good mythical morning what we don’t have is a wheel what we do have is a live barbecue restaurant viewing audience yes we do and so we’re going to manipulate the audience at this point but I will act like I’m spinning the wheel and we’ll see what it lands on okay all right good we’ve got some sound effects there ah and then it stopped on manipulate the audience the way that we’re going to do this is we just we like the fact that there’s a live audience and that they can do things as a group you can do things okay so my right hand is laughter okay so if I hold it up you laugh if I hold the left hand up you groan if I hope both of them up you do some sort of combination I think if you hold both of them up something smells funny that’s fine so try that Roy now so you know and you have two hands no I don’t yes I do okay so this hand is let’s go with the classic applause and I think this in the right hand taking you back is like the Arsenio Hall boom now what we could have done was we could have said turn to your neighbor and give them a massage this isn’t summer camp and then turn around again I hate that I hate any of you that have ever done that I’m sorry yeah and I hate nothing worse than when I’m in a group and they start doing them I had to eat when we went to see a merit American Idol we saw dope zebra perform on American Idol the guy before who was warming up the crowd made us massage each other and I was massaging like this 15 year old girl but your wife is right here she was my wife was massaging me talk about weird weird okay so here we go this is how we’re in in this episode of good mythical morning remember what the hands do let’s just have a blast with this look give them a review you have two hands and when my life is marry me and barbecue people not from the south ain’t barbecue means look at and that’s something they’re wrong about