some tattoos are good and some tattoos are really bad I’m Jake Jarrell from Columbus Ohio let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by true blue tattoo in Austin Texas that is where we are right now if you want to get a tattoo and you want it to be awesome this is the place to come to get your tattoo true blue tattoo downtown Austin Texas we’re still here at we are still in August here in Austin we like maybe we should stay here no I mean I like it a lot but we have families they’re not here yeah we need to spend time with them there’s nothing to did that’s a good point but I am fond of the city they Anna I’ve enjoyed the barbecue and yeah I’m enjoying the scenery of the most awesome tattoo parlor that I’ve ever that I’ve ever been in thanks to all of you who came out to try its barbecue last night the first ever live audience we don’t have a live audience tonight we just have some people who really don’t know anything about good mythical morning kind of just in the background which is totally fine performing tattoos cleaning things getting things ready sketching who knows what else is going on back there a couple years ago we actually made a commercial for true blue tattoos [Music] you do realize it’s permanent people will stare at you elderly women will be afraid of you children will look at you and cry when you’re 80 that demon will look like a chocolate bunny left in a hot car you can forget about ever being a bank teller or a daycare worker I hope you like the idea of being a carnie why don’t you just check yourself into prison Mike Tyson has a face tattoo in about a decade you’ve come to an important financial crossroads get the minivan for laser removal surgery so the angle for the commercial was kind of a reverse reverse psychology oh and you shouldn’t get a tattoo so you will get a tattoo well maybe that’s just reverse psychic well and it worked because we actually got tattoos right here and true-blue tattoo right here but we didn’t we didn’t watch the commercial and get the tech no we made the commercial we got that we got the tattoos so that we would have the respect of the people who needed to be in the commercial and we got him on our butts so that they wouldn’t be seen and unless we wanted to show them to you well or anyone and we’ve laid right here right behind us in this space here on one of these padded tables this is a special place for us and link cried like a baby well I wouldn’t say that but my I mean my my eyes welled up I did not know it was gonna feel the way I felt I did not appreciate the depth to which the needle descended into my tush in order to deliver the ink in such a way as to keep it in there if you embarrass yourself a little bit that’s I mean as a man you embarrass yourself a little bit I mean it’s okay it’s been a couple years ago you’ve gotten over it you embarrassed yourself I don’t feel like I was embarrassed speaking of embarrassing yourself okay when people make the decision to get a piece of artwork a piece of permanent artwork on their body most people most sane people say I’m going to take some time to think about what it is that I’m getting I’m gonna get something that represent something I’m gonna get something to symbolize it something and I’m gonna get a qualified tattoo artist like someone who would be a true-blue tattooed to make it happen and to fulfill my vision but as evidenced by pictures that we have seen on the internet and we are about to show you that is not always the case in fact it seems to be quite often the case that people just kind of get tattoos without thinking about it it’s like it is like it’s an out-of-body experience from less than qualified people yeah so before we show you any of these pictures we want to re-emphasize none of these were tattooed at true blue tattoo these were you know places where I wouldn’t recommend getting tattoos and I do recommend getting one here yeah on your butt yeah even though it does hurt anywhere you want red thinks that I embarrass myself in the process just tell me a little bit only a little bit okay so let’s look at some of these I’m really into My Little Pony and I’m really into x-men how can these two worlds collide I got an idea the thing that confuses me is the proportion is Wolverine like shrunken or is the pony like a giant my little pony it’s a my giant pony it’s up to you man I think this is supposed to be a cougar or a mountain lion but it it looks as if someone took the picture of the Cougar and then reflected it in one of those funhouse mirrors and in the artist drew what he saw in the funhouse mirror I think this is just someone who didn’t reference an actual picture of a cougar now this is just a classic bad tattoo so this is the guy’s inner thigh with Patrick Swayze dressed up as a Chippendale dancer slash Minotaur with it with rainbows behind it in front of a double rainbow that Criss crosses I mean I got to be honest with you I can find absolutely nothing wrong with this tattoo this could possibly be the perfect tattoo I’ve heard about having eyes in the back of your head but I’ve never heard about having an eye for the back of your head apparently it is a lot more difficult to tattoo a tiger on someone I suspect it I think this tattoo is the reason why people are afraid of clowns okay now this one kind of takes a few steps to fully digest this is a unicorn with a tropical plant growing out of its butt smelling a tropical flower doing number one in the form of a rainbow onto a cupcake you’d like the Patrick Swayze Minotaur I can find nothing wrong with this tattoo this is and you know the fact that it’s already given itself number one I’m gonna make this the best tattoo of all time yeah it says it right there yeah right judging must some of the tattoos I’ve seen I’ve concluded that there’s people who just say okay it’s Tuesday it’s time for me to get another tattoo I got this spot over my right ankle I don’t know what should go there but something’s gonna go there tonight okay well how about this you just think well the first thing that comes to your mind when you look around your backyard okay go lawn chair my only guess as to how this guy came up with this idea is what I wouldn’t what I just described what what does he got any other explanation that makes any sense maybe he’s a lawn chair salesman he was like oh look at this new model over my face yeah yeah right maybe it’s when he crosses his legs it’s like his other ankle it’s being nested into launching the other ankle has a person on it and he like puts them together like a cricket and it’s and it’s a person sitting in a lawn chair every man needs this six-pack I got a sneaking suspicion that this was taken at a NASCAR race that is a big bear face I think I know the purpose of this tattoo this is from when you’re being attacked by a black bear you just take off your shirt and turn around he whimpers and intimidation now I know enough about drawing to know that doing a portrait of somebody is very difficult doing a portrait of a child is really difficult doing a portrait of an infant is infinitesimally difficult not to mention trying to do that on the skin of another human I can’t imagine how you could do that and pull it off properly well I’m based on this tattoo apparently it’s not too easy to make your tattoo look like your child but it is apparently easy to make him look like a hobo I think the thing on the left is a picture taped to his back and the thing on the right is the tattoo but if the thing on the left is a tattoo then that’s an awesome tattoo it’s not I have no clue what’s happening here t-rex king of the dinosaurs or third grader drawing on the back of a 30 year old you know you’ve got a bad tattoo when you’re ashamed to show it to your caft okay Katie I’m gonna go to the tattoo parlor and get you tattooed on my arm and then I’m gonna come back and I’m gonna show it to you you guys to get to done comes back a few hours later cats like all right let me see it it’s like oh no I changed my mind I’m pretty sure that the this cat ran away after this after seeing this now I don’t know if this guy’s coming or going but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to ask either side of him he kind of looks like Crosby from crosby Stills and Nash yeah actually this is not a tattoo this is actually crosby from crosby Stills and Nash when I think of a texan i guess this is what i think if i’m not mistaken that’s Clay Aiken the person who got the baby portrait should have contacted this artist because that actually kinda it looks at least like clay Aikens cousin I wonder what this guy’s nickname is what does being mr. cool ice have to do as skeletons apparently everything now I think there ought to be a law for some particular tattoos when the tattoo artist begins to give it to someone they immediately have to call the authorities and have the person incarcerated ahead of time for the crime that they will commit this is one of those tattoos but his eyebrows they wrongfully convicted yeah this man should be put in prison for the crime he’s going to commit in the future it’s gonna happen let’s just go ahead and take care of it amen I’m Xtreme wait how do you spell Xtreme oh yeah yeah actually I’m Xtreme it’s the new thing extreme its like extreme but it’s more efficient this dude’s parents are not proud now this is a clever tattoo I think it’s some sort of defense mechanism yeah this guy will never be killed while sleeping this did not necessarily inspire me to get another tattoo but if you if you were gonna get a tattoo right now what would you get I’m a big fan of anything that incorporates the belly button those are kind of gross because they because what the belly button represents right but you I’m aware of that you’re into that kind of thing yeah okay I think I’ve come up with the coolest tattoo concept that I’ve never seen on a person okay and it only works if you’re a musician I think if you play a guitar the coolest tattoo is the tattoo your fingers and your hand and your entire forearm so that when you play your guitar when you hold the guitar in the way that your hand will be at rest it blends in with your guitar so in other words go into the tattoo parlor with your guitar sit there and have him paint the guitar on your hand so then when you’re playing your arm disappears that is a cool tattoo what are you good at somebody out there needs to get that what if you get a new guitar I need to be like Willie Nelson and never replace your guitar you’re committed to it okay or you could get a new guitar that’s just a black guitar and paint your whole arm black okay let’s close down this episode from true blue tattoo we’re going what do you think in the comments is the coolest tattoo that you could get let us know we might get one I’m gonna bring up the fake wheel of mythicality spin the wheel and see how to in this episode of good mythical morning spinning okay let’s really show the audience your tattoos okay I mean only because it’s on the wheel okay let’s then we’ll do in three we’ll stand up there doing three two one three one I never thought I would have done that on the internet only for you guys are we that open thanks for joining us like needles going into your tush it feels like prison