I love the smell of lip balm in the morning. – Let’s talk about that. (fun theme music) (fire blazing) Good Mythical Morning. – Your beard popped out, Link. – It did a little bit because I’m growing out my beard in order to be able to exercise facial hair options for Buddy System season two. And of course we are banking episodes of Good Mythical Morning to supply them to you and to the summer while allowing us to work on Buddy System season two. – Some further in advance than others, so you may see Link’s beard appear and then disappear and reappear. Please don’t get worried. He’s okay. He’s healthy. – I’m fine. And this gives me an excuse to try out your beard oil for the first time. – Here it is right here, Link. – I’m gonna do that. – I keep it over here. – Available at RhettandLink.com/store. – Okay, over the weekend the other big RL, Red Lobster– (laughs) – Because we refer to ourselves as the Big RL. – Yeah, the Big RL. – And them as the other Big RL. – The other Big RL. They announced that they’re giving away a limited edition cheddar bay biscuit lip balm and understandably the people went wild over this. They’re celebrating their 25th anniversary and they’re doing it just like a 25 year old girl would do and by making weird lip color choices. – The thing is, they only made 250 of these things and you had to be a member of their Fresh Catch Club to be in the running. – I’m not, unfortunately. Are you? – I am not either. We tweeted at ’em. No response. – No response. – Thanks, Big RL – Big RL. – But it did inspire us to do a lip balm challenge. – Yes. – Those have been going around the internet for years and now’s the perfect time. It’s time for Hello, Daddy, Hello, Mom, Can You Guess These Luh-Luh-Luh-Luh-Luh-Luh Lippy Balms? – Okay, so typically the lip balm challenge or the ChapStick challenge, if you’re doing the branded version, involves kissing someone and then guessing what lip balm they’re wearing. We’re not gonna do that. – My wife is not here. – We’re gonna be kissing these lovely mannequins. I’m gonna be kissing this lovely lady that looks a lot like Jim Morrison. – And this is Susan. – Susan, hm. This is how it’s gonna work. We are going to kiss these mannequins and then we can make a guess on a little white board here and if we can get it right with no hints at all we get two points. But if you require a hint, and let me tell you those hints are gonna come from these lovely assistants that we have, then you get one point if you get it right after the hint. Are you ready, Link? – Yeah. Yeah. – [Jimmette] Round one, cupcake. – Okay, the balm has been applied. – And now let’s– – Let’s go in for the count. – Let’s give it a shot. – Mm, wow, honey. I’m really tempted to put tongue on there so I can really taste it. – As long as they don’t switch mannequins between rounds I actually don’t care what you do. I’m not gonna look at it though. – Oh, oh, mm, it’s got a chemical taste when you put your tongue out. Mm, oh. (laughs) Oh, gosh. – This one’s subtle. That’s the thing. I’m having a better time smelling it off of her lips and she’s liking it too. I can’t get anything. – Okay. Alright, I’m going instinct here. I’m gonna write something down before the hint. – Okay, well I’m gonna take the hint ’cause I am without a clue. ♫ Happy birthday to you What? Are you singing to me? ♫ Happy birthday to you (laughs) – Wow. Susan’s not what I expected. – Thank you, Susan for that little serenade but I hate to tell you, it’s not my birthday yet. Alright. That was my hint. It was a little creepy (laughs). Okay. – I don’t think my guess is right based on Susan’s wonderful hint. – Alright, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one, reveal. – Strawberry? – Cake batter. – [Stevie] I’m gonna have to give this to Link because it’s a cupcake. (bell rings) – Cupcake. – Oh, is it a strawberry corpcake (laughs)? – [Stevie] I’m not sure. – So I went a little too specific, man. – But cake batter makes up cupcakes. – Okay. – One point. – [Jimmette] Round two, bacon. – Oh, yeah. Susan went very liberal. – Whoa, Susan (laughs). – She likes that. She likes that lip balm. Ooo. – Oh. – And this one’s a strong one (laughs). – What? – Susan, you didn’t have to go so full bore with it. Oh, my goodness. – Oh, what’d you get into? – I know what she got into. Gracious, girl. (laughs) This one’s easy for me. Ooo, it’s really strong smelling. Mm. Alright, I got mine. – I’m gonna need a hint. I wanted a hint from you, Jimmette. – [Jimmette] I’d like to bring you home. I’d like to bring you home. (crew laughs) – Link Wow. – Well, how you gonna do that? You don’t even have a body. You’re just a head. I could take you home but that would be weird. – Who needs a body when you got a face like that? Alright, write it down, Rhett. – Okay. I think I get it. This makes sense. Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one, reveal. – [Rhett And Link] Bacon. – [Stevie] You are both correct. – Bring home that bacon. – The first thing I thought when I put it on my lips was, this is like bacon grease right on my lips. And I was like, that’s it, bacon. – [Jimmette] Round three, Honey Nut Cheerios. – Oh. This one’s got some color to it. – Yep, this one’s a little yellow. It’s a banana-ish look. – Ooo, that smells– – [Link] Smells– – Very familiar. – Sour. Mm. – Oh. Oh! That’s fruity. – [Link] Woo. – Nice though. – It tastes good. It’s sour, it’s sweet. – It is really good. Let me taste a little bit. – [Link] I don’t know. – Sorry. I’m sorry. – I feel like I’m in like a– – This is not how I normally kiss. Usually the mouth is not that tightly closed either. – I have an idea but it’s in a category of things that I need to narrow it down so I’m going for a hint. – I can’t completely form it. I need a hint as well. – Okay. – [Jimmette And Susan] Sometimes you make me feel like it’s our honeymoon. Your lips drive me nuts. – Ooo. (laughs) – The unison thing made it – Wow, you guys are creepy. – Even creepier. – Nuts on a honeymoon. – Makes me think of my honeymoon, it drives me nuts? – What? (laughs) – You know what it is? – Thank you, Susan. Nailed it. “Honeymoon.” – Okay. – Okay. Three, two, one. – Cheerios. – [Stevie] Link, you’re correct. – Yeah! Honey Nut Cheerios. – That’s why I said coconut ’cause I was like, you see coconut. It didn’t taste anything like coconuts. But coconuts on your honeymoon and there’s nuts in coconuts. – [Jimmette] Round four, Sprite. – Okay, I’m way behind here. I’ve gotta make some strides. – It’s me and you Susan. – Jimmette, – All the way. – You gotta give me something, baby. – In this game. – You gotta give me something. You gotta give me more than you’ve been giving me. – Susan. – Mm, smells like a cleaner. – [Link] It does, doesn’t it? – Oh, oh, oh. What is that? Oh. What is that? Ah! You know a flavor but you just can’t actually find what it is in the brain file? – All the time, yeah. Ugh. (crew laughs) I just like it. – Okay. I got it without a hint, I think. I think I got it. – Alright, I’m gonna take a hint. – [Susan] You love it when I slip into the bath and surprise you. – Gross, Susan. – I was totally wrong. (crew laughs) – You know what it is now? Slip into the bath and surprise you? Well you slip on a banana peel. – Yeah, in the bath. – But not in a bath. Slip into the bath, like bath salts? Like a bath ball? “Slip into the bath and surprise you. “Slip into the bath and surprise you.” Soap, suds. – Doesn’t taste like suds. – I still don’t know what it is. Based on the hint I don’t know what it is. I know what it tasted like. – What do you slip into the bath? – Yourself. You slip your own body into a bath. – Okay. Okay. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Lemon. – Lemon. Lemon bath ball? – I said Juicy Fruit gum. Didn’t it taste like Juicy Fruit? – It tasted like lemonade to me. – [Stevie] Okay, think about the hint. Think about your bath, Link. Your bath. – You ain’t been in my bath. – [Stevie] Your GMM bath. – Oh. – [Stevie] What’s always in your baths? – Sprite? – Sprite. – Okay. – Sprite! – It does have a fruity… – Is it Sprite? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay, so we both got it wrong. – I still taste Juicy Fruit gum. Juicy Fruit and Sprite taste the same. – [Jimmette] Round five, cheddar bay biscuits. – Alright, to make this interesting let’s do double or nothing so you still have a chance of winning. – Oh, thank you, Link. – Just see. And the winner gets to take that mannequin face– – Oh, well that’s what I was hoping to do anyway. – Home with him. Spend some quality time. – Ugh, what? She got into something again. – Ooo. – She’s always getting into stuff and making me kiss her. – Susan. Susan falling lip first into some sort of meat. (crew laughs) Does it smell like meat to you? – Who would pick this? – It’s very greasy. Ugh. – Oh, my gosh. Baby. – The consistency of this one is like… – You gotta warn me about this kinda thing. – She just been eatin’ something. – Right. (laughs) – It’s not bad. – She just tastes like she’s just been to Hardee’s. You know what I’m saying? (crew laughs) Okay. – Just out of sheer strategy I can take a hint. – Yeah, I’m just gonna say… – Give me the hint. – [Susan] I’d like to be your bay and I’m sorry if that’s too cheesy. – I’d like to be your bae. – [Susan] I’d like to make you my bay and I’m sorry if it’s too cheesy. – Sorry if it’s too cheesy. – [Susan] If that’s too cheesy. (crew laughs) – I’d like to be your bay, I’m sorry if that’s too cheesy. – I know. Now I know what it is. – I kinda feel like I should get some points for my guess though. (laughs) I feel like I should get points. Not that it matters. You’d have to be completely wrong at this point. – Okay, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Alright, three, two, one. – Big RL’s cheddar bay biscuit! – I said– – Is it? Did you get some? – Hardee’s Carl’s Jr breakfast. – [Stevie] It was a DIY version of the Big RL. So, Link, I think we’re gonna give it to you. – You guys made that? I can kinda tell. (crew laughs) – Okay, so, yeah so I was right. It tasted like she ate a cheddar bay biscuit – It tasted like she ate some cheese and then just put her face in some Vaseline. (laughs) – Yeah. Did you vass it? – It was very vassed. – Yeah, there’s some vass. – You vassed a cheddar bay biscuit? – You mixed some cheddar bay biscuits into some vass? – Oh, my gosh. – I’m glad I didn’t win. I don’t wanna go home with this lady. – It’s me and you, Susan. – She’s been vassing herself. (laughs) – Alright. 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