I love knowing that people are commenting on that kid disappearing in the leaves and not knowing who sent them okay welcome to good mythical more I got something for you right here um I got something that I used to enjoy on my birthdays but I don’t enjoy it anymore my birthday Rhett mcLaughlin birthday party was a KFC extra crispy birthday party that’s that’s original no it’s not why you think you can just smell original they smell the same man I thought I saw it why is it why is it only half a bucket you already ate out half uh what y’all do with the other chicken oh this is all they do okay they separate the dark and white meat in different buckets this is 2017 man here’s what we’re gonna do okay I’ve got some select passages from this what is it called what’s the name of the blood guys the tender wings of desire tender wings of desire they wrote KFC wrote a romance it’s like a hundred pill Bela novella approximately hundred pages something like that seventy-five yeah I round it up and on the front maybe we can cut to the cover but it has Colonel Sanders with his biceps exposed carrying a woman on like a shoreline I got all right yeah you’re right you guys with me hello I’m all right okay okay so personally I think that everything that KFC is doing marketing-wise is a plus I love it people love to hate on campaigns I love the kernel type I love it too I love all the new kernels I know I love how you never know which comedians gonna be playing the kernel I think all the commercials are super funny the latest one is I think if you don’t think they’re funny something’s wrong you funny bone the latest where you have 20 bones there’s bones in this chicken that we’re gonna enjoy Rob Lowe Rob Lowe yeah how could you not be happy with Rob Lowe being the freakin colonel how could you not happy be happy with who’s the real George Hamilton George friggin Hamilton I know half of you don’t know who he is I didn’t even see that one George Hamilton is the extra-crispy colonel Oh McDonnell was one we’re super dumb wasn’t what’s-his-name one what’s his name was definitely one Chris Parnell Chris Parnell wasn’t he if not he should be one I think it was at one point anyway not they’re not a sponsor and just to point this out what we are unspun sir we’re not spot we’re not sponsored we run sponsored but we’re basically unapologetically marketing the KFC marketing campaign well cuz that’s what is it that’s how this works they do stuff like this so people will talk about it and we to reward that but before you read it let’s balance it with just a clarification about our own marketing pre-order the book of mythicality our mythicality that’s hot off the bat and just to clarify oil for safety mug went out of stock and the intention was that was it one order limited time we always said these are here for a limited time but you know what by popular demand we’ve placed a second order and then you know what it’s up to you to grab it while the grabbing is good if you just buy it at a limited time I mean thank you grab this one if you can grab this one from there where you are okay seated right so I’m gonna read this and here’s what we should do so I’m gonna read this and at the point where you think you you feel compelled by the story to eat chicken you begin eating chicken that’s the rule for both of us now let me tell you right I want to eat chicken right now as soon as I saw it and smelled it I wanted to eat it but that’s just because I’m a man who likes chicken but out when the story compels me to eat chicken I’m then going eat chicken and so am I so I’m gonna put it kind of in the middle so no one of us has more of an advantage to the other he was a tall he was tall right off the bat he was first said he was a tall sailor but it says he was tall dressed like a sailor okay with a striped linen shirt and woolen pea coat crusted with sea salt his hair was light and fair framing his head and airy curls and the eyes that stared back at her were almost the exact colour of the sea perhaps darker but not by much and they hid behind glasses with dark frames Madeleine had never seen a sailor wear glasses before somehow it made him seem all the more handsome he leaned on the bar his eyes looking into hers and liking what he saw this wasn’t like when Carson had appraised her this was different and for a moment she felt hot and cold at the same time um Madeleine said he smiled at her the name’s Harlan what’s yours his accent was when she had never heard before sounding like a soft version of an American accent Madeleine that’s a beautiful name Madeleine he said he’s a sailor with glasses in a soft accent you must be new here her mouth went dry she tried desperately to figure out why this converse it doesn’t make me want any chicken no right there figure out why this conversation was still happening it was strange it was not as though the other customers hadn’t questioned her about her arrival this felt different though this made her scramble for the proper words to say something that would make her sound charming or clever something that would make him want to speak to her more he’s talking about a carnal man moving on to a different passage that one didn’t give me yet how do you say that name coin me call Heaney Cal he me Callie me a I think that’s the joke because that is unpronounceable guy ma come hey decided to ten I read all the game of Thrones and I don’t know how to pronounce any of those people poor Madeline and sent her to collect some empty tankards that had been lost of empty tankers did you say empty tankers no matter why David Cole hey May hey look at of pathetic thinks and went off to do a job but as she left she heard Harlan slow chuckle he better behave that’s a different person you better behave carvanha Haney admonished him on the contrary Madeline’s that hurt Oh on the contrary Madeline heard Harlan reply I think behaving is the last thing I’d want to do with her alright okay maybe I should keep reading hasn’t gotten me yet that’s what got you yeah I thought I was thinking about the colonel misbehaving with a lady taking a deep breath Madeline turned to face her lover her lover who had lied the wind had whipped Harlan’s fair hair around his face blowing against his beautifully sculpted cheekbones and glasses cheeks bones seen him standing there she momentarily lost her will to anger as her stomach dropped dizzy with a love that she felt for him yes I am a colonel yes I’m fabulously rich I’m a magnate of the restaurant industry my dear the king of an empire that I built with my bare hands I took a sabbatical from my duties in order to see the world see what else could possibly be out there and on the course of my journey I found what I was looking for Oh her heart fluttered wildly in the space of his pauses in spite of everything of his pauses yeah it’s in spite of everything she found herself hanging on his every word I found you Madeline I wanted to tell you but when you told me why you’re in a way I couldn’t bring myself to tell you how could I knowing that it might drive you away lying would fix that she protested lying makes things worse hmm now just a couple of men reading her romance novel and eating chicken I’m not gonna blade him so all we got thanks for sticking around for good mythical more if you want to watch more well we don’t have good mythical more more but we do have a lot more videos here’s two of them also click the circular channel icon to subscribe