Ketchup is really hard to get out of the bottle, until now. – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) Good mythical morning. – I love eating, but sometimes eating can be hard. Like trying to get the Capri-Sun straw into a Capri-Sun. – Oooh, I hate that. – Trying to pull off an appropriately sized piece of string cheese. – Oooh, so frustrating. – Or God forbid, trying to get a mid-level Pringle out of the tube without breaking it. – Oh my gosh, that’s nearly impossible. – But the hardest food of all is ketchup. – Yeah, we all know how freakin’ difficult it is to get ketchup out of that freakin’ glass bottle. But we are gonna freakin’ solve this problem once and for all today using everyday items you found around your house. It’s time for Let’s Get Weird with It: Getting Ketchup out of a Bottle. – How do you know they already found these items? – Well I meant to say everyday items found around your house, but I’m sure they found some of them, and we found ’em, and we’ve brought ’em into the studio. (peaceful music) – Nothing works up your appetite like a garage band jam session. I should know, I was in a band called The Wax Paper Dogs, maybe you’ve heard of it. – I was also in that band. – I was really trying to make myself seem like an authority here, but Link was also in the band. We were both lead singers until we realized that was stupid, and I started playing the guitar. – Not the drums, I should point out. – Not the drums, no. Every good drummer knows that french fries is what the band needs. Link take those fries, you’re gonna place ’em right here in this little spot underneath the ketchup bottle that I have– – I’m like your roadie now? – Yeah, I have affixed to the drum set. – Yeah, we can see this is here with some tape. Have you got the proper alignment here? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I call this, kick it and lick it. Could you unscrew that for me roadie? And righty-tighty lefty-loosey Link. Lead singers don’t know that kind of thing. It’s covered up with tape, but I’m gonna be hitting the 57 embossed logo with my sick kick. It’s not gonna sound as awesome as it usually would, because my drumming’s gonna be a little bit hindered by the ketchup bottle, but typically I would be like Phil Collins. (Link plays drum beat) – Work it. We’re getting ketchup drippings. Sing a little something. Can you sing and play? – Phil Collins ain’t got nothing on me. I can drum, and I can sing at the same time. Eat your heart out Phil. – Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright! (Rhett plays more aggressively) Okay, okay. – Phil Collins, I’ll see you on the corner. – It’s a wrap. – Drum contest. Whoa, look what I did. – That was great. – Look what I did. – You know what Rhett, you deserve it. – That’s how I used to make him feed me. (peaceful music) – Okay, let’s say you’re at a kid’s birthday party, good news, there’s onion rings, bad news, there’s a clown. Or is it bad news, because in order to get the ketchup out of the glass bottle, maybe the clown can balloon it out. – Whoa. – That is what we are going to do right now. We are gonna make a volcano that erupts ketchup. – I like volcanoes. – It’s made out of onion rings, so I’m gonna ask you, I’m asking you. – Well just go ahead and ask me. – To take the onion rings. – Just ask me to do it. – And build a volcano around this bottle. – Can you ask me to do it? – Please, – Thank you. Will you do it? Because who doesn’t have an air compressor and balloons lying around their house? We have meticulously taped one balloon to the end of this air compressor. I’m gonna put it down in that bottle, I’m gonna blow it up, and we’re gonna have a ketchup eruption, buddy. – Mr. Clown ignore the fact that some of these onion rings are breaking. Don’t send me to the clown dungeon. – Do this. – Here’s a slightly big one. Push it down a little bit. Okay, you wanna leave the neck exposed. – I don’t know how you’re gonna take the cap off now that you’ve built a volcano. – Like this. – You’re gonna break all the onion rings, man. – How ’bout this? – Now your hands are greasy. – Why didn’t y’all loosen this? – Here’s a hot tip, loosen the bottle before you get your hands greasy with the onion rings. – I’m just gonna, – Oh gosh. – [Rhett] Here we go, just, that’s good, look. – Okay, here we go. – I’m just filling in the gaps. – Now I’m gonna put this back on top. – Filling in the gaps. – Who knew the hardest part was gonna be building the volcano. – It looks good. – That looks pretty good. So now, I’m gonna take this, it’s totally charged up. I’m gonna take it, and I’m gonna put this down in here. And then go down to the bottom, bring it back up just a little. And here we go, why you backing up? – I haven’t seen this before. – In three, two, one. Ho! That was a lot more of an eruption than I expected. Let me try it again. – None got on the onion rings. – Yeah, it didn’t, – I think going, bringing it back up may have been the crucial mistake. – I think I got scared. Okay, here we go. – I don’t know why that was part of it. – Three, two, one. Oh yeah, there we go! Now we got it, oh! (balloon pops) – Cut it off. – I don’t know how to cut if off. Oh yeah, there we go! – Okay, hold on, clear that out, so I can enjoy myself. – Woo, it took a couple of attempts, but boy, that’s gonna be great at the kid’s birthday party. – I love popping ketchup balloons in kids’ faces. Man, listen, – I mean this is something, you talk about, like, tableside guacamole, – Oh, people will love it. – Forget that, do this at the table side. – You got some on your face. – Chili’s, here we come Chili’s. Do that do that? – Coming after ya. (peaceful music) – Why have you asked me to dress this way? – I’m glad you asked Link. Because I’m an American man, and that means that I like to sit in my tool shed in my underwear eating nuggets. – But why am I doing it? – Because I want you to be able to experience what I experience every weekend. – And let me guess, you put ketchup on your nuggets? – I do, and any American man worth his salt has a Shop-Vac, and can easily affix a tube to the end of it. We just duct taped a tube. Link, hold this for a second. – How many things do you want me to hold? – Set your nuggets down Neal. Hold that, and, I’m gonna just insert it into the ketchup bottle. I should bring that down, steady her out, and then you turn on the suck. (Shop-Vac runs) – Wooh. – Look at that. Real nice. – It’s like a slow, wet, red worm. – You wanna fill the whole tube up. – What? – You wanna fill the whole tube up. – What? You wanna what? – You wanna fill the whole tube up – Oh yes, okay. – Now, we’re gonna pull her out. As you can see, I got about half of the ketchup bottle. Link, if you could hold this, I have a little work I gotta do over here, hold both sides. Now what you’re gonna do is, a lot of people don’t know this, most Shop-Vacs, especially ones owned by American men worth their salt are reversible. So you’re gonna take it– – So it can become a blower. – It came become a ketchup dispenser. Now you’re gonna want to get her up high. – Let me guess. – Link, put your nuggets over your nuggets. – Oops. – Haven’t done this since last weekend. Link, are your nuggets ready? – Nuggets ready sir. (Shop-Vac runs) Oh, what was that? Okay, alright, alright, okay. – You wanna keep control of your tube the whole time. You know it’s been a while since I did this, so I lost control of my tube. – I just think you held on to the blowing stage a little too long, ’cause it was going great, and then it poofed. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I just wanted to make it exciting, Saturday night! You dip in your little nugget hole there, huh. – Here, this is for you. – I’ll take my own nugget from your pile You could do barbecue sauce, but that’s not what this episode’s about. (peaceful music) – Okay, now that we’ve already made a mess, we’ve decided to cover our place completely in plastic. Because how many times have you been eating a hot dog, chilling underneath your ceiling fan, and you can’t get the ketchup out of the bottle, but all you’ve had to do is look up, the answer is right above you. – I didn’t even see it until you pointed it out. – Yeah that’s right, we have strapped ketchup bottles to the blades of our ceiling fan, to get an optimal distribution of ketchup everywhere. – So you just give a hot dog or two to everyone at your party, and a hazmat suit if available. Preferably one that fits, not like the one I’m wearing, which is causing me a little discomfort, but I’m crouching a little bit. – Alright, here we go, are we ready? Start the fan. (dance music) Here we go, it’s starting slow, but it should be on the highest setting. Starting to get some drippage way out here. – Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Whoa, that’s quite a streak. – There it is. – Oh, here we go. – Woah, the big stream, yes. Big release, wow. – You got hardly any on your dog over there man. You got a lot on your self. – Well I got it down here. – My right wiener’s still dry, but I got some on my hands. – Well I’ll tell ya, not only was that a resounding success, it was also fun. – Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, my name is Ashley. – I’m Kemi. – I’m Jane. – I’m Charlotte. – I’m Alice. – I’m Sophie-Elise. – I’m Courtney. – And we’re from Quebec, Canada. – [Group] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – We’ve got a great way for you to get merch, out of mythical.store, go there. 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