GMMore 1167: Is It Wrong to Put Ketchup on Your Hot Dog?

hey put me on the spot yeah great answer no welcome to good mythical more oh I’m excited this stuff is good for your hair it is sorry here and make it look good it’s actually good for it’s like therapeutic for your beard it’s better for your later here we’re gonna have the crew come in and again we’re gonna carouse the condiments that they Carew’s when curry Singh is carouse a word don’t even ask multiple Golden Corral that is that is so offensive to me that I use a word with confidence and you’re like is that a word but isn’t Corral’s our word in the way that you’re using it no hmm it’s not a word okay I’m excited about this you may remember Bruges we played the game maybe what we had to match crew members with stories of how they use the bathroom bathroom habits and now we’re going to the other side of the body and we’re gonna be talking to some crew members about what they put on various common foods what’s round one hotdogs cuz we just ate hot dogs now link the way we’re keeping score is we’ve got Jolly Ranchers here and the crew gets a Jolly Rancher if for every person who outsmarts us and we get a jolly rancher from everyone that we get right greetings guys your round one and you’re gonna have the opportunity to meet some new crew members that you haven’t met before in subsequent rounds okay alright I was first John this is hot dogs I take my hot dog with mustard ketchup tomato slices and chilli tomato slices mm-hmm and then I slice the dog down the center and shove a couple of slices of cheese down there what – trust me it’s worth it but trust me it’s worth it part really was convincing coming from me you must be the one that eats that tomato slices and then cut down the middle with cheese this isn’t him because I know I know this is here’s the reason why is because if you actually did this you wouldn’t describe it that way you would describe cutting and putting the cheese and then all the other stuff you can you can’t put all the other stuff being cut and put the cheese but the person who person who does this rope that you just described an on option like John didn’t talk to Matthew who did is the one that does this and then have him say well Diddy well sure what’s your interpretation of how I do my heart why did you write it that way I didn’t write that okay I think I know how the game works now yeah yeah yeah Matthew wrote that one Matthew what did you what are you reading John’s or Chase’s here’s how I like my hot dogs like mustard and relish I do like ketchup but frequently it’s being used by like everyone in line so I just don’t feel like waiting oh that sounds like a chase reason yeah yeah yeah yeah is relish a northern thing I always think of it relish is not in the south really no it’s not I was wrong about everything else I’ve said about everything relish is in the south but I’ve never seen relish in myself I know no southerner puts relish on a hot dog I’ve never had looks for relish that is not never good to look I mean I grew up with their you’re from California man I’m from Georgia and I’m you were born in Georgia you vanished in reappears in California where there also is relish but also then I went to the South where they still had relish you wear my shirt [Laughter] from who I need to be honest we pay them insurance I’m commandeering this shirt don’t clock as that is what you’re going home with yeah I like my hot dogs no really I eat my dogs with only ketchup when I was a kid I put ketchup on everything at times I could be caught eating spoonfuls of ketchup in between bites of actual food if I like it that much I like to think I’ve grown up but a dog needs ketchup dog needs ketchup ha ha ha Wow ok you got no idea he’s so giggly the whole time yeah but that’s just yet if that has nothing to do with you lying or telling the truth all right so let’s just stick with your instincts cuz I’m don’t even know how this game is play and you’re so you’re saying that this is yours how are we gonna do okay give that to Matthew Matthew this is you and now you need to make a dude’s catch know who I I said that Chase is more likely to not want to wait but he also seems like the guy would only put ketchup on his hot dog yeah so which ones are stronger instinct it doesn’t you know what John’s a pretty laid-back guy he’s not very picky but I want ketchup but I don’t really gonna wait for it I can see that I mean but his breath always smells like I’m gonna get I think the chase is the ketchup fiend okay this is this is our final positioning ketchup fiend relish dude weird hotdog weird hotdog tomatoes and cheese you’re right about the mustard and ouch I’ve just don’t want to wait for ketchup yes too many important things to do yeah I’m hungry I’m a Pollock huh yeah you guys get two points we get one I’m out yeah no I’m from LA I just like put whatever I want on it maybe you keep them there keep that keep the this is how I keep it score keep the Jolly Ranchers there just because something wrong happen when the King doesn’t want is my fault so far that would be a guy great shirts yeah okay round two this is a pizza Micha Karen and Casey welcome to the show hi Karen you have been on the show before but we didn’t really right briefly yeah from links okay I don’t remember that cuz I was blinded by toppings all right what’s this who starts what’s the subs I’ll start the subject is please so they just told me so I like my pizza with a liberal spring key yeah yeah definitely nice a sprinkling no I can’t he’s in Spring Queen liberal sprinkling of hot sauce over the entire thing including the crust mmm to add an extra kick however I never put hot sauce on the tip because that first bite show all the water on the tip never put it on the tip important lesson for you no hot sauce on the tip now hmm I feel like what’s yours I hold my pizza slice in half long ways and use the crevice as a vestibule for ranch this is the best way to eat pizza and not leave orange goop around the corners of your mouth ranch ranch on the pizza it’s it’s like a New York style hold with ranch do you know Micah the white ranch that much I don’t know Micah don’t like ranch that much do you know any of them to light ranch that much I don’t know any of them to like yeah now that you’d think I’m asking that yeah maybe I dip my crust in hot sauce and ranch nope what nope okay babe all my crust for the end of the meal because I’d rather get full on toppings it’s mine on just crest but if there’s room in my belly I get dippin I get whoever wrote this is the smartest of the three I’m not going to engage in that reasoning well okay so somebody’s a hot salesperson somebody’s a ranch person and somebody’s a hot sauce and ranch person but combine a strategic thinker somebody’s really strategic about not getting it on the tip and then somebody else is very strategic about dip like thinking about how full their belly is right just an over-thinker I know Mike is a caffeine fiend is there caffeine in ranch is there room for both of those in a in a man’s life that’s what I’m saying brother folding pizza to put that much ranch on it it’s not something a caffeine fiend does no caffeine and ranch I don’t think any of these answers contain caffeine but that much ranch think of it like this who likes hot sauce the most who likes ranch the most and who likes both what if we just did that both ranch hot sauce that’s what I’m saying who’s both Micah like like Casey my hot sauce me too Beau’s ranch in hot sauce ranch only Randy only because that’s all there’s no caffeine in ranch okay locked in only locked in you’re just hot sauce this matter you were right except for the tip just ranch ranch in a New York style trough totally wrong we rightly I know until I was wrong all right so your ranch only I’m ranch and hot sauce Rachel hot sauce your ranch only your hot sauce on your right all right listen just like the SAT listen go with your first instinct first instinct was the case he was hot sauce person right and then we locked him what we thought it was and I changed it never change your hands thank you go with your first instinct ah length I did so there’s a total of five we only got one we can’t even win now we can only just gain some respect we’re getting bad at this we don’t do that on this show you’re getting bad at this okay we know Kevin welcome Niki to the show and to the team and Kiko has been with us for a while but I don’t think you’ve been on camera yet welcome all three of you you’ve held the camera for many things you guys have a lot of caves in your name hey y’all playing it well you just have one kevin Nikki and Kiko I have three technically kevin castel nick chemica stomach Vivien Kiko how come I gotta read away so the subject is fries fries I cover my fries and buffalo wing sauce and then dip them into thick and chunky blue cheese dressing sometimes with blue cheese sprinkled on top the fries are just a vehicle for the cheese so it’s basically like hot wings but instead of a Halloween gets a fry right right right right right right yes Kevin you have a large large stain on your knees well these are your pants [Laughter] [Laughter] naked and they dress in our wardrobe we quarantine everything here it’s a very okay so basically buffalo buffalo wings buffalo fries buffalo fries Nikki I dip my fries in ketchup ranch and barbecue sauce I never pour sauce on my fries that’s for lazy people I only dip my fries and I like to have three separate dipping sauces I never dip in more than one sauce at a time and I alternate dips with a ratio of 33.33% each whoever this is I like the most I think that seems like something Kevin would say but let’s just he also has a stain on his pants let’s just keep going I like my fries with ketchup on the side just a dip of ketchup at the tip lens a subtle sweetness to the salty savory fry again with the tip like a refreshing splash of mist on a hot summer day in my mouth okay I actually even though I’m really diggin what you were describing I actually do what you’re describing I don’t I like a little bit of ketchup too a lot of ride really but why would I do it who are you most like in this group hmm that’s a good question man I feel like I feel like there’s a piece of me in each of you see I wanna and this is probably just because I know you better known you for a while but I wanted to place you with the second one but then I wanted to place you with the third one just the way that you wrote it but yeah and then when link and then when you were talking about the ketchup at the end yeah you read it with like that’s funny in it like you like yeah like I wrote it like you were proud of his own a little bit ketchup for the premise of this game we’re having too much fun don’t switch any of them that’s my answer they’re all locked in correctly there ought not no one’s lying I’m actually I am the ratio the ratio I knew you’re see yes why didn’t you stop me that was the first industry instinct what I was about to stop you mikito give the answer he goes like I’m producing this thing so we were wrong altogether what did you do but you read it with such confidence yeah newscaster thank you we saw link we lost all our like we’d lost our ability to discern things all right next round guys that’s it Oh Kiko really wanted to be done thanks for sticking around for good mythical more if you want to watch more well we don’t have good mythical more more but we do have a lot more videos here’s two of them also click the circular channel icon to subscribe [Music]

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