
( upbeat music ) We’re back. ( deep voice ) Buried deep within their vast library, Netflix has some truly random movies with some even stranger plot descriptions. Or maybe I just made it up. It’s time to test your knowledge, Rhett. ( normal ) Okay, here’s how this is gonna work. Mm-hmm. Rhett, I’m going to read to you a Netflix movie description. You know how they put words to tell you about ’em so you’ll click on it? Yeah, “words to tell you about ’em,” that’s what I call it. Call it a “description.” And then you have to choose whether it it is “reals” or “fakesies.” Here’s the thing, you are not playing just for yourself today. No, Rhett, you are playing for someone very special. If you get three or more of these right, our very own Chase gets a year-long subscription to Netflix. He doesn’t already have one of those, okay. – He’s never “Netflixed.” – Weird. He doesn’t have it. But, don’t worry, Chase. Even if he does not get three right, – I’m gonna leave you with a parting gift. – Chase: Thanks. A Blockbuster membership. – ( laughter ) – What do you get with that? He gets the card. That sucks. I don’t like that. – Hey, hey, hey! – Oh! Sorry. What do you think about this card? – Do you want it? – No, I want Netflix. Okay, fine, he’s being honest. Chase, I got your back, man. First up… I’m a big horror fan, so even though I don’t watch a lot… Lot of those on Netflix. I sometimes browse and just wish that I could find somebody to watch those movies with me! I don’t wanna see ’em. Fake! – No, this is real. – ( buzzer ) I’m not saying I’ve watched it. Rhett: Oh, it’s got Ross Noble in it? Link: Yeah, man. You should’ve told me. This is for people who love Stephen King’s “It,” but hate good special effects and acting. – Yeah, okay. – ( laughter ) – Yeah, bad clown. – Okay, next we have “The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Meal and Disappeared.” That’s the title, not the description. The description is… Is this a Netflix movie description or just something I made up? I feel like Netflix’s quality control would not let this in. I figure they have some sort of, like, limit to how long a movie title can be. You know? I’m gonna go with that. This is like an excessive tweet at this point. – You know? – You’re saying fake? I’m saying fake. – No, it’s real, dude! – Dang! Check it out. And the weirdest part is that this is all set in the Avengers universe. Iron Man shows up at the end. – Oh… gosh. – No, he doesn’t. Rhett: Chase, sorry. I hope you like Blockbuster. – Chase: Come on, man. – Link: Next, “Where Did My Pants Go?” – I don’t know. – “An under-employed– I’m sorry… – ( laughter ) – “Unemployed seamstress… – stealing pants…” – You’re re-reading the description. – Sometimes you gotta read it a couple times – This is fake. – to see if you wanna click on it. – This is fake. – Okay, I’ll give you this one. It is fake. – Yes! But I feel like we should make this, and Channing Tatum should voice the pants. ( laughter ) Can Ross Noble be in it? Yeah. He’s already locked in, man. Oh, he’s the lead? “I’m in!” Next movie… Uh… now, this is a great idea, with or without Ross Noble. Is it a great idea – that I “idea-eated”? – No. You could never come up with this. ( laughter ) So I’m gonna say that this is real. Link: It is real! Don’t feed the animals… your brains. Yeah. ( laughing ) Yeah, that’s right. All right, so you got two right. You gotta get one more to give him a Netflix subscription, Rhett. I got you, Chase. Link: It all comes down to this. You’re saying that’s what it says on Netflix, “Will she get ghosted?” – Yeah. – I think that’s too clever. Too clever? “Forget the Fisherman.” “Forget the Fisherman.” “Crab trap”? You wanna ask Chase? He’s got a lot at stake here. Rhett: Chase, yeah, what do you think about this? Do you think a movie about a crab trap– where a crab trap is, like, a pl– a pivotal plot point? A “plivitol plot proint?” I could see a crab trap being pivotal, but I feel like “ghosted” might be a little too trendy. Too trendy, that’s right. This is fake! You know what? I’ma throw this at you anyway. – ( laughter ) – You shouldn’t have helped him. – You’re right! – Yes! – Chase: Nice! – He wins a subscription to Netflix, guys, for a whole year! Whoo. I don’t know what credit card we use for that. – It probably won’t actually happen. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you did pretty good. I will say I’d be over there to enjoy it with you, but, I mean, like most Americans, I already have it. – So… – Link: Next up, really excited, because we get really, really close with Weird Al Yankovic. Click on through. Get your G double-M logo pin and your “Mythical” logo pin at mythical.store so you can be #pinning.
