
Welcome back. – Today is Friday, y’all. My favorite day of the week because it means I have an entire weekend ahead of me where I can plan to organize all of my wishes that I screamed into tiny Ziploc bags. – Oh? Okay. – ( mewing ) I wish… ( snickers ) That what it sounds like? – ( continuing ) – I like Friday because it’s a great day to unwind, take a moment to do something totally original and unique that you can be sure isn’t happening absolutely anywhere else. Now, we do that by going through the alphabet letter by letter and creating alliterative cynicist depicting activities that would be enjoyable to watch someone engage in. Man: It’s time for… Rhett: Today’s letter is “B,” so, without further ado, we present to bros wearing bouncy balls, blackening bananas with a blowtorch while beatboxing. – Hey, bro. – Hey, bro. I like your balls, bro. I like your balls, too, bro. You wanna blacken some bananas, bro? While beatboxing? – Yeah, bro. – Yeah, bro. ( both beatboxing ) You’re not really blackening your banana very much, bro. I didn’t wanna blacken that part, bro, ’cause that’s where my fingers are. ( resumes beatboxing ) Seems like you needed some help blackening your banana, bro, but I’m here for you, bro. Thanks, bro. It’s fully blackened in the places where I wanted it to be. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing, bro. You know what time it is, bro. I’m Chris from Sacramento, California, and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. ( hissing ) Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. Here we go, wheel, and click the top link to watch us feed Lizzie a bug in “Good Mythical More.” And to see where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.
