( rooster crows ) ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” My friggin’ human ball pits, man. ( together ) WinFace! ( grunts ) Okay, congratulations, MMM-Mayra? You win a GMM T-shirt! – Whoo! – Whoo! That’s how winning your face is. All right, I need to put my glasses back on. I kinda wanna take these off ’cause– Oh, man– but I wanna keep this on ’cause– They’re “polaroized.” – Feels bouncy. – ( chuckling ) “Polaroized.” Think about how creepy it would be if, like, you took your kids to, like, the ball pit, and then all of a sudden, like, somebody came out of it… “Hey, I’ve been in here for seven days.” I thought you were about to pitch a prank video. – Oh. – Like you dress like this and you get in the ball pit and you come out, but we don’t do– we don’t do those. That’s Roman Atwood. – Yeah, we’ll leave that to Roman Atwood. – That’s the old Roman Atwood. The new Roman Atwood… – I don’t– – is a vlogging… – My balls– – …fiend, man. – My balls are going all over the place. – That guy’s got some fans. My balls are fall– not– One of my big balls fell off, and now my little balls are falling off. Hey, Roman Atwood, come on, man. Let us visit your house and treat your kids to, like– we could just lay out in your living room. This is our idea. We’re coming to your house. – Roman Atwood. – Don’t commit to this idea yet. And then our kid– your kids are gonna… – This is the kind of thing we– – …jump on us. This is the kind of thing we discuss offline. We’re gonna get millions of views, y’all! – All right, Lizzie, come on over. – Smile more. Smile more, y’all. Lizzie, you need to smile more. – I’ve had so many– – If Roman Atwood was here, you’d be smiling. Where are your– How are your big balls staying on, man? My big balls are going everywhere. I got– They’re falling out. Oh, my goodness. Mm-hmm-hmm. Now, um, here’s what we’ve done– ( grunts ) Oh, I about lost my seat. I’m trying to pull my seat up, but I can’t. There’s so many balls back there that I can’t get against my seat. It’s so alarming to be between the two of you. Push that back booby up so I can get my back against the– No, I won’t. Push my back booby up. Come on. All right, you want this? There we go. Now I’ve got it. Now I’m locked in. Sorry. Now– – Okay. – I didn’t get one like that. – Here’s– – This is great. Up. Push it in– Push it in again. Push it up. – I was going to take it off. – No, don’t take it off. – Okay, Lizzie, we’re gonna make you eat some bugs. – I’ll wear this home today. Here’s the thing. All that was asked of Lizzie– correct me if I’m wrong– – Mm-hm. – …was eat one bug. – Yeah, one. – One bug. What’s the fun in that? And I was told it’s supposed to taste like sunflower seeds. Which one is she supposed to eat? So we’ve got all these bugs here. This one? – What? No! – Oh. No! I said, “Is it a little bug?” And Kevin said, “Yeah, yeah, it’s little.” That looks like a freaking mummy. – Look at it. – Lizzie: No. It’s– It’s a giant roach. Nope. That is a giant hissing cockroach. No way. Man: It’s a– What is is? Giant water beetle. – Nope. – Water beetle. There’s two of them, Lizzie. I’m not gonna make you eat both of them. I’m not gonna make you do anything. – Just smell it. – That’s not how we work here. Rhett and I make each other do stuff, but… What did we make you eat the first time you ever came on the show? – Uh– – We didn’t make her eat it. – We ask her– – What did we request that you eat? A cockscomb, off the chicken. – Ah, and you ate it. – I ate it. That was hor– That was horrifying. – This is nothing compared to that. – Nothing compared to that. No, this is worse. This is worse. – Rhett will eat one with you. – No, I won’t. I mean, it’s not like– Did you notice how many bugs were in my burrito? – I mean, the war gods were against me. – Everybody– Listen. We even asked them, “Did you stack that deck?” Because it would be funny for link to get all those bugs? – And they were like, “No we didn’t.” – No. They didn’t, man. It’s fate. I’m not supposed to eat that many bugs today, man. That’s just– that’s just the way the stars are aligning today. It’s you and Lizzie time. I’m just gonna watch. – If– If you do it– – Oh, you’re pulling it. Oh, you’re opening it up. Well, I just wanna see what’s in it. – You’re dissecting it. – More bug is in it. – ( ball pops ) – Uh– Ooh! I just– I just popped. I just popped my back booby. Is it– is it hissing? No. Uh, that ball is hissing. You hear it? Seriously. I’m kind of comfortable in this. I just don’t like that I can see its whole body. I can see its face. I just thought it was going to be little. – It doesn’t have a face. – It is a face. Look at its eyes. Don’t give it that much credit. – It’s not a face. – Rhett, hold that one. It’s also oily. Link: And then– it’s shiny. ♪ Shiny. ♪ Listen. If you eat that bug, Rhett will also eat that bug. No, I won’t. That’s not good enough. I see you eat weird stuff all the time. What else you got? And what do you think about it? – It’s great. – It’s great, she says. You should all watch them eat weird stuff. But let’s– but let’s just– hold on. Let’s– let’s just for a moment– half of my balls dropped everywhere. – She’s thinking– – It’s like going through puberty over and over again. Let’s just think about this for a second, seriously. We make this big de– what’s gonna happen is many, many years from now, assuming that all these things that have been uploaded to YouTube were not going to go away and there’ll be some way to watch them, When– she’s just sitting there eating it. Just wait a second. I just wanted to see what the wing tasted like. This tastes like paper, like if you eat a Starburst with the paper on, Like– where literally everyone is going to be eating bugs because there’s so many people and the environment– this is definitely better, It’s a better source of protein. It’s much cheaper to produce. Absolutely, no doubt that everyone will be eating bugs, and we’ll be like, “Remember when we thought bugs were really nasty but we thought cows were really awesome?” You’re like, “That was a weird time. Wasn’t it?” They’re bloody. “Was it? Gr– granddad, it was so weird. You guys ate those big furry things?” You are right. This is– it is not bloody. It is not meaty. It is not– there you go. People will be eating bugs like nobody’s business in the future, man. And it’ll be like, “Granddad, let’s watch your old video where you made that girl Lizzy eat that bug, and she thought it was so gross, and now we’re eating here– we’re sittin’ her enjoying them like Cheetos.” Is there any part of it I’m not supposed to eat? – Rhett and Link: Nope. – You sure about that? Eat the whole thing. Just like Granddad says. Eh, I mean, I’ll just eat the wing. I went from Daddy to Granddaddy. I don’t know how that happened in such a short period of time. It’s like a tater chip, you know? It’s not like a potato chip. What’s it taste like? Nothing. It tastes like wax papers. – Okay. That’s not bad. – That’s good. – It’s not good. – But it’s not bad. Some of the ones we had earlier did have some, like, seasoning. – I’ll eat it. – They weren’t bad. Yeah, this doesn’t have any seasoning. It’s really hard to chew. It’s like– it’s not– not supposed to eat this. But you’re right. In the future, all you’re gonna have to do is– to survive– you’re just gonna be like, “Oh, look, it’s a bug ( garbled ) and just pop in your mouth. – Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh. – Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. ( garbled ) Oh, this is great. Lizzy, why don’t you join me? Lizzy. Come on, Lizzy. The water’s fine. It’s– there’s legs coming out of you mouth. Come on, Lizzy. All right, fine. All right, I’ll do it. This is what the future looks like. Everybody dresses in ball suits. Link: I’m enjoying myself so much. – No! I hate it! I hate it! – Link: Yeah. This is like a normal day in the year, you know, 2749. – No, I hate– – ( Link beatboxing ) I hate it. This is falling apart in my hands. Somehow I got out without eating anything. I just did the philosophy part. How did you do that? ( gags ) No. No, I can’t. I can’t. I’m sorry. ( grunts ) It’s so– I’ve accidentally swallowed some parts of it. It’s like eating wheat. ( laughing ) Okay. It could be a lot worse, I guess. It’s just like grain. It’s like going up to a field and… – Will you eat that? – I’ll eat a leg. I’ll eat a leg, yeah. – Yeah, it’s nothing. Not bad. – Okay. Okay, okay, I’m going back in. ( retches ) – I’ll go back– – ( retching ) Something just tasted bad. Something came out of the eyeball part. Stop! Stop! You got, like, the roach heart. Once you get to the roach heart, that’s when– That’s going to be– Oh, this one’s for you. I’m not gonna share. I was just putting it on my ball. That’s gonna be, like, a Gusher in the future when you get to the inside of a… It is gooey. It’s gooey inside. – Think of it like a Gusher. – No. You remember how fun Gushers were? No. That was a big bug. I don’t need lunch or dinner today. Just the leg is really hard to get down. It’s, like, grabbing onto my throat as it goes down. This is horrible. I hope this is not the future. ( laughs ) Yeah, okay. You got it? ( retches ) Welcome to the future, Link. Come on, Lizzy.