( music playing ) Hello again. Now, Link, you know this about me, I’m always looking for inspiration. That’s definitely true, Rhett. And when I think of you, I think of a person who’s always looking for inspiration. ( laughs ) That’s right. Which, you may not know, has led me to create a whole collection of posters filled with all of my most inspirational quotes. Mind if I share a few? Do you have a sweater draped over it? I do. Come with me. to the Inspiration Station. ( birds chirping ) Evidently, going there requires wearing a sweater. Am I not dressed warm enough? Should I– I do not have a sweater. No. You just be inspired. Let me help you. I’m gonna warm you with my inspiration. Oh, that is a nice… piece of material there. You know, it’s a sweater over a sweater kind of day. Show me a poster. So this first one is related to this thing that happened to me a couple of months ago when I filled my water bed with piping-hot maple syrup, which turns out was a mistake. But I realized you can’t go back and change what you’ve already done, which led me to this inspirational quote. Maple syrup. Okay, let me take a look at that. Rhett: ( laughs ) ( clears throat ) How’s that make you feel? ( laughter ) Very dirty, but inspired. – Mm-hmm. – Here’s the thing, I don’t– Oh, that is the butthole. I couldn’t tell at first that he was showing his tuchus. He caught me when I was taking the photo. – Oh, this is a photo. – Yeah, yeah, I took that photo in the distant past. – Oh, yes, you did, okay. – Well, let me try another one. This one seems like it confused you a little bit. I was a little… ( laughs ) Okay, the other day I was helping a friend move a grand piano to the top floor of his treehouse. It was so hard, I honestly didn’t know if I could do it, but then I had this thought. You do a lot of things. Rhett: Uh… I get it, it’s a math joke. – What do you mean “joke”? – Because… the calculator says “Boobs.” ( laughter ) Rhett: Oh, I was hoping you’d see that. I’m definitely inspired now. – All right, well… – You have another one? – Yeah, I do. – You have another scenario – that led to some sort of inspiration? – Yeah. A lot of things happen to me, you know what about me, too. – I’m learning that. – The other night I was swinging from a ceiling fan while listening to show tunes like I always do. But then I saw a little pigeon land on the windowsill, and I was struck by this inspirational thought. Ooh! – That’s a… – Now think about that. Just think about it a little bit. Because, you know, one time I had a ticket to “Bye, Bye Birdie,” but then somebody offered me two tickets to see “The Vagina Monologues” in the jungle. But it turned out to be the desert? Well, I couldn’t find a jungle background. Oh. ( laughs ) So… I typed in “bush” and the bush came up, and then it was just, I thought, – “Well, I like the desert.” – Okay, okay. – Is that doing it for you? – I’m just not comfortable with this one. Okay. All right, well… we have another chance. Okay, okay, I still have some room to be inspired. – Okay… – Is there another scenario – There is. – that happened to you – that has led to an inspirational poster, – Yeah. – which I could benefit from? – This last thought came to me as I was trying to carve an ice sculpture of Michelangelo’s David. Process was so intense that I wanted to quit, but then I had this epiphany. But how did they get up the stairs? Uh… Photoshop. – Oh. – ( laughter ) I do agree with this one. I do think cows are quitters. So, um… you inspired now? I am definitely inspired. I would like to take this one and put it in my home at the top of my stairs. Well, I have to get you a copy because you can’t have that one. This is for my private collection, but I do have a lot of, like, little post card-sized ones. Well, really business card sized ones. Oh, you’re selling those? – Well, I can give you one. – Oh, thank you. Click on through ’cause we’re about to get our horoscopes read. Rhett: Black T-shirts are the new black, and we’ve got those Mythical logo black tees available online at mythical.store.