GMM 1228.4: Our Hora-scopes For The Week

( upbeat music ) Welcome back. Okay, this is an interesting segment because, honestly, we don’t know what’s about to happen. Only thing we’ve been told is that it has something to do with horoscopes. Did somebody say “horoscopes”? Hello, Jewish staff members. ( staff members greeting ) So, I don’t know if you know this, but Jews, Jewish people, we perform a dance called the “hora” at weddings and bar mitzvahs. – I’m familiar, yes. – Yeah. I’ve seen it in movies. And as you may also know, Jewish people can see into the future. – Yes. – I did not know that. – I had heard that, yeah. – Oh. So we wanted to combine our two powers– dancing and second sight– into one glorious segment for you guys. – Okay. – Right. We’d love to give you your… All: “Hora-scopes!” ( music playing ) – ( laughs ) – Do we a choice? All: No! ( laughs ) Okay. All right. All right, Rhett, we’re gonna have you go first. – Sit on down. – I’m gonna move away. Yeah, that’s probably smart. Okay, Rhett, what’s your sign? Libra. All: Libra. Libra. – Yeah, that’s one. – All right, I think we got this. – Ready? – Yeah. Let’s do it. ( clears throat ) ( “Hava Nagila” playing ) Each breath could be your last! You guys were struggling. Do people usually have, like, a look of horror on their face… Yeah, that’s why it’s called that. …during? Well, I don’t have a Cherokee, guys. Do me, do me, do me. You guys– you guys– Are you ready? Do you need to stretch? – Man 2: Yeah, no, we can do it. – Man 1: We can do this. – Oh, gosh. – All right, what’s your sign? – What’s your sign, Link? – June. “June” is your sign? You’re a Gemini, then, like me. – “Jumini.” – All right, we can do this. – Man 3: “Jumini”? – Man 2: Here we go. ( “Hava Nagila” playing ) ( groaning ) – Link: Whew! – Man 1: Whew! Okay, so, I’m a hamster king. Whoa, whoa, why was his so nice and mine was about me dying? ‘Cause that’s my future, man. Yeah, and besides, we actually didn’t finish. There’s a whole thing that happens. The hamsters, they revolt and something in the drug makes them crave the drug maker’s flesh, and it’s a whole thing, but… – Link: And then what? – Man 1: We should really go – because we’re sore. – We’re exhausted. Uh-uh-uh-uh, finish it. Yeah, I’d like to know what happens, plus, I’d like to go for another ride. All: All right, all right… Okay, ready? Hit it. ( “Hava Nagila” playing ) Yeah, that’s better. We both die. No, I don’t die, my face is just shredded and my hair is gone. Eh, you’ll probably die. Hey, guys. Meet my new hamster? – ( dramatic sting ) – Oh. Maybe you guys were right. ( eerie tone ) Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. You know what time it is. Hey, I’m Pedro Reyes. I’m at Full Sail University. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us eat another tasty fast food creation, the Double “Breast-ern” Bacon Cheese-wich. Okay. And to see where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land.

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