( bright, upbeat music ) Greetings, mythical beasts. Remember to watch every “Good Mythical” episode from it’s beginning. All you gotta do is click the thumbnail with the green border. Green means go. Yes, now, streaming music has changed the way that we experience music. I mean, we used to buy music, now we stream it. Nobody buys songs anymore, so that means that you have every single song you can possibly imagine right at your fingertips. And that means that you can’t just sit there wasting your time listening to an entire song all the way through. No, you gotta get to the next song. And then the next song, and then the next song, and then the next song. And then the next song, and then the next song. ♪ And then the next song ♪ – ♪ And then the next song ♪ – Could be a song all on its own. ♪ Could be a song of it’s own ♪ – But it probably shouldn’t be. – ♪ The next song. ♪ Here’s what we’ve done, we’ve got an idea to help you get through more songs in less time without missing any of the important parts of the song. What we’ve done is we’ve taken some popular songs and rewritten them. Actually, boiled them down to their essence. – It’s time for… – ( music playing ) It’s like for the books, except it’s for the songs. Yeah, Cliffs Notes. All right, first one is Ed Sheeran’s song “Shape of You.” Air Sheeran’s “shong.” Air Sheeran’s “shong” “Shape of You.” I hope I’m gonna be able to sing better than I’m able to talk right now. I know. They all know what you mean. This song is four minutes, 23 seconds long. – Mm. – In my opinion, great song, but way too long, Ed. We have taken the liberty to summarize it and shorten it. Okay. ( music playing ) ( crew laughter ) Now I’m just picturing Ed Sheeran smelling his bed sheets. Well, he did, that’s basically what the song said. – Okay– – And mine was shorter. Yes it was, I appreciate that. Blake Shelton has a song called “I’ll Name The Dogs.” That is a country song if I’ve ever heard of one. Yeah. This thing is three minutes and four seconds long. Think of all the things you could do in three minutes and four seconds. I mean, one thing you can do is list all the things you can do in three minutes – and four seconds. – That’s true. And then do those things. Or you can just listen to the song you’re about to sing a handful of times in a row. Oh, yeah, here we go. You can do it, Rhett. ( music playing ) That’s a good one! ( chuckles ) I like any song with– you took dogs out of the song entirely. No need to mention dogs. Well, dogs fall under stuff. Is the thing– Yeah, that’s true. And that dogs are stuff, they’re just more stuff. Just generalize it and get it over with. All right, Bruno Mars’ song “That’s What I Like.” That’s what I like. Lucky for you, that’s what I like, is a song that I like. Oh! Oh. But it’s three minutes and 30 seconds long. Bruno, you’re taking liberties with our time, man. Yeah. And we’re gonna take a few liberties with your song. ( music playing ) Yeah. Just got right to the point. Let us know in the comments below what song you want us to shorten next. And click on through to watch us fix fast food slogans with Jacksfilms’ Jack Douglas. Let’s copulate.