GMM 1229.4: How Are These People #LivingTheirBestLives? (GAME)

( bright, upbeat music ) It’s time to play… Okay, Rhett, here’s a censored pic from SSSinger10 on Instagram. She hashtagged it “Living My Best Life.” What do you think she’s doing living her best life here? I don’t know, I’m afraid to figure it out. The black box was added by yours truly. Is she balancing a pyramid of small children on her stomach? Is she balancing a goat in a sweater on her stomach? Rhett: Mm-hmm. Link: Is she balancing a Jell-O mold of Richard Simmons on her stomach? Or there’s nothing on her stomach, she’s just looking up her yoga instructor’s shorts? Rhett: Uh, well, I do know that there is goat yoga. That is a thing. But I don’t see any other goats in the background. It seems like, if this was a goat yoga class… Mm-hmm. I also feel like, would I see the goat’s shadow? Maybe I’m using too much logic here. Don’t use logic when playing my game, son. I’m just gonna go with a goat in a sweater. Link: All right, let’s remove the black box. You’re right, man. – Yeah. – You have heard correctly. Yoga with goats is an actual thing and it is the main component of #LivingYourBestLife. But I am gonna present some other Instagram photos– – For the goat or the woman? – For both. – Oh. – #LivingYourBestLife and you gotta tell me how these people are doing so. – Okay. All right. – All right? If you get two more of these right, ’cause you already got that one right, then you side step me taking over your Instagram and posting an incriminating photo. So if I don’t get three right, you’re gonna take my Instagram over? – Bingo. – Okay, well, I’ll just get three right. – Deal? – I’ll get three right. – Oh, he’s confident, guys. – Yeah. That ain’t happening. Link: Look at this #LivingMyBestLife photo. What’s under that black box? More purses, probably? A bunch of dogs wearing sunglasses pretending to play a keyboard? A terrifying amount of pink cats? Or a mass grave of carnies? Rhett: Hmm. Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… I’ve seen a couple of mass graves of carnies. – Yeah. – Yeah. You travel, you travel around looking for those? No, I just, I don’t know, I’m always in a place that has them. I don’t know, I don’t know how it happens. You’re getting into trouble with the carnies, answer the question. This is a bunch of dogs wearing sunglasses. I can tell by the way that girl looks. The look on her face, she’s like, “Look at these dogs wearing sunglasses. – Link: Let’s take a look. – ( buzzer sound ) – Ah! – No, it’s a bunch of pink cats, man. – Pink cats? – And somehow that’s worse than seeing a mass grave of carnies. Yeah, it is. It really is. All right, this one’s #LivingMyBestLife. Rhett: Uh-oh. Link: What is happening in between those ladies living their best life? Is it under there, a posing Yakov Smirnoff? Are these women posing with the massive burrito that they’re about to destroy? Are they holding up an ornate napkin – folded like a swan? – Mm. Or are they posing next to a green puppet wearing makeup, a wig and a bib? What? Instagram, man. Anything goes on Instagram when you’re living your #bestlife. Yakov Smirnoff, haven’t seen him in a while but I don’t think he’s that thin. You know? And I also think he has arms. It feels like it would be– I mean, I don’t know. These ladies wouldn’t be that happy to see Yakov. Yeah. Who even is that guy? But these ladies, I think they would be equally happy to be eating a massive burrito or holding a swan napkin. Mm-hmm. So I’m gonna have to go with what I would be happier to do. – And then do the opposite. – D? – So you’re saying D? – C. Napkin folded like a swan. Link: No, it is D. It’s a green puppet wearing makeup, a wig and a bib, dude. Just ’cause I made it D doesn’t mean it can’t work on Instagram. Now I remember. Sometimes you play around with the rules. I got it, okay. That’s an unspoken rule, if it is one at all. Check out this photo. Oh, got a little dog boating. Mm-hmm, #LivingYourBestLife. This is a picture by user BenHague, I do not know Ben Hague, but I can tell he probably stole that boat. Why? I don’t know, good question. Anyway, why is he living his best life? Is he– he’s wearing a life vest with that dog’s face on it? He’s about to feed that dog a daiquiri with a little dog bone umbrella? He’s actually a dog on an expensive date with another dog? Or he’s eating caviar out of a dog bowl. Hmm, I think that this is dog on a date with another dog because I want that to be the truth. And sometimes, if you want things to be the truth enough, they become the truth. And then that becomes your best life? – Yes. – Your best life? C, please. Link: No, show him what’s under there. – Yeah, you’re right! – Hey! Link: It is another dog. See, I made reality happen. That happens sometimes. Paint me like one of your French poodles. Because this is all just a simulation. And you can manipulate it with your mind. No, Rhett, that would be cheating. Check out this one. I don’t mean the game, I mean life. If you get this one right, I am not going to post– this is tough to say. So what– yeah, no, I think everyone knows what’s gonna happen. If I don’t get this one right, you will take over my Instagram. That’s right. Now, but what happens if I do get it right? You get to keep your Instagram. Oh, great. You can post an incriminating photo of me. I don’t care. I’ve done that before. You’re not gonna… all the time? No, when you was like, when you fall asleep on a plane. – Yeah, that’s true. – I tend to post those. Link: Here we have user ThePromiseofPossibility. Oh, gosh. I don’t know if that’s a birth name. What could be on her head that is making her live her best life? Is it a pigeon? A cherry pie? Two pigeons? Or what’s left after a botched Siamese twin removal surgery? Oh, gosh. ( laughter ) Well, that wouldn’t be botched, – Well, I mean… – Oh, really botched. The twin’s not there anymore. It’s just a little piece of the twin. How do you know what’s under that black box? I’ve got a piece of a twin in me. What do you think it is, man? Your Instagram incrimination is up for grabs. Now, these people don’t seem startled enough for it to be a pigeon. That woman’s looking down. If somebody’s got a pigeon on their head you don’t look down, you look at the pigeon. But sometimes if you have two pigeons, they cancel each other out and people don’t care. Right, right. ( laughter ) So what is it? Two pigeons. Link: He thinks it’s two pigeons. – Pull it back. – Ugh! Link: It’s a pie. It’s so weird that pie has a woman on its butt. That looks Photoshopped, man. I’m gonna post an incriminating photo of Rhett on his Instagram today. That’s Photoshopped. It was a pigeon. Hey, man, I’m helping you out. Trying to get people to follow you on Instagram. Oh, yeah, yeah. RhettMC, just like a rapper. Mm-hmm. Mm. Thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing. You know what time it is. – I’m Bernadette. – I am Lincoln. And we’re from New Brunswick, Canada. Both: And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us make our heads out of French toast in “Good Mythical More.” And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.

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