( rooster crowing ) ( lion roaring ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More,” fine mythical beasts Lonely hashtag, this is when we find a very lonely hashtag on Instagram and then we add to it. This one is #Juicefeet. – Link: Juicefeet? – Rhett: #Juicefeet. Post your photo that makes sense with that hashtag so it’s not lonely anymore. And here we go. Juicefeet? You may not know this, but today is… Yeah, bring it on. …National French Toast Day. Invented by the makers of French toast. We need our, our– yeah, our cover here. And we’ll lift these up. This right here is French toast, and we have it because today is its day. Also today is make your own head day. It’s kind of like a craft– That’s not a day. A craft-themed kind of a day. So we’re gonna combine the two. Make Your Own Head out of French Toast Day. Man, this is very exciting. I’ll tell you, in 2019, which is a lot closer than you think at this point, everyone’s gonna be doing this, man. Two years from today. Now we literally have a blank face. Like the faceless man. No features at all. Soft. Now, so, before us we have some chocolate chips. We have some cherries. I got nuts over here. I got two types of nuts. I got walnuts and pecans. This is, this is whipped butter right there in the foreground. What is that, mayonnaise? That is butter. Got some toothpicks. Give me some of these nuts. Man, that is some– ♪ Hey, I got a lot of money so I’ll ♪ I could eat that butter straight-up. – ♪ Spend it on you ♪ – Have you ever eaten butter straight up? Let’s… let’s just take some cream cheese and just work like sculptors. Yeah. Oh, gosh, you just shot it all, I don’t know how that happened. – Oh, God. – You started rubbing it between your legs. ( laughing ) “Between your legs.” – Are you rubbing cream cheese between your legs? – What? What is your problem? You started rubbing your hands together and it shot everywhere. I just didn’t, it just really set me off. Well, I’m off to a good start. I’m using that as my face, man. “Hello.” I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I wanna create like a… just a nice base. Love cream cheese, man. ♪ Come to Miami ♪ ♪ We’ll eat good food and stuff ♪ We’ll eat some food. All right, so… Bruno Mars kind of seems like the kind of guy who would… Party all night, man. Get up the next morning and say he never went to sleep. Well, maybe that. He seems like the kind of guy that would play his own music on a date. ( laughter ) You know? I mean, doesn’t he? Doesn’t he seem like the kind of guy that would do that? Bruno, come on the show and tell us that you’re not that kind of guy. Listen, if you’re as amazingly talented as Bruno Mars is… I think he’s amazingly talented. – …then I think… – Oh, gosh! Got a good profile there of the– my nose looks a little high. Bring the nose down a little bit. I’m not gonna make my nose out of cream cheese, I’m gonna take a different strategy. You know what? Neither am I. No, no, no. No, you should, man. Because it’s not Cream Cheese Day, it’s French Toast Day. Yeah, I keep forgetting I gotta put French toast on this. I gotta make my hair. But my face is white, that’s all I was thinking. French Toast is yellow. Gonna make my hair. Spiky, spiky Ricky. That’s what they call me. What am I gonna do with this? I don’t know. Hmm. I don’t know. Woman: Toothpicks there if you need to hold it. This is not, this is not the type of challenge – that I’ve ever been– – Could you move the toothpicks closer to me? Yeah, here we go, right there. That’s not a bad idea. So you think that this is a nose? Kinda like that? – Rhett: ( groans ) Sorry. – Yeah. You can do whatever you want, man. – And then I think… – You’re living your best life. Well, this is gonna be like a janky snowman. Why don’t you have a picture of Joel Osteen in that? All I got is a janky snowman so far. Why didn’t you put Joel Osteen in that thing there? You used his trademark. I’m stuffing my face with some. I forgot, I don’t have hair on the sides anymore. That was years ago. Okay. Yeah, and then… These toothpicks really come in handy. How much does this look like my hair? Actually kind of does. It really does. That’s really good. My hair goes, goes this way, I’m going the wrong way. Look at that hair. That’s cool. Now, of course, I got… I got big eyebrows, everybody tells me that. I’m gonna go like this. Oh, I can orient it like this so you guys can actually see it, how about that? And then, right there. Oh, yeah, this is, this is getting good. There’s my eyebrows. Okay. Now… What am I gonna do for the nose? What did you do for the nose? Bread? I did a piece of bread, man. French toast, man, it’s French Toast Day. French Toast Day comes once a year. Comes this day. ( talking in gibberish) I’m crying. I tried to make pupils, but that doesn’t really work, so, instead, I’m crying… chocolate-chip tears. I’m just doing brown eyes. – Even though I don’t have brown eyes. – ♪ The tears of a clown ♪ I kind of look like something that would be on, like, an anime show. Like with this hair. Oh, yeah, I have glasses. I need to add those. You know what I’ve always wanted? Is a butter nose. ( humming ) I don’t think I can do a butter nose. I think I can do a butter– whipped cream nose. ( can hisses ) Sounds like my nose. ( crew laughter ) How could I forget I’m the one with glasses? Look at that, look at the profile Link, look at the profile in that shot! – Link: Oh, wow, that’s cool man. – Oh! Oh, I have a beard, too, don’t I? Yeah, you do have a beard. We’ve forgotten our defining facial features. Yeah, we have. Well, it’s because we’re not looking. At ourselves. Looking into the– We’re looking into the artist hole. People can see and appreciate. Man, this is making gingerbread… house-builders feel like losers. Well, they already are losers. ( crew laughter ) I don’t let my kids do that crap. My kids say, “Dad, can we get a gingerbread,” I said, “Shut up, son!” ( laughter ) Every year, those little brats mention that, “Gingerbread house, we wanna make a gingerbread house. ‘Cause it’s a house that we can eat.” – We make one every year. – Shut up, kids! We really enjoy making one. – The thing is– – Yeah. That’s why I don’t let my kids come to your house at Christmas. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t make it… without using hot glue, so then someone always gets sick eating hot glue. ( crew laughter ) You know what you should tell them this year when they say, “Hey, Dad, are we doing the gingerbread house?” You know what you should tell them? – No, what should– – “Shut up, kids! We’re not doing it this year!” It’s stupid, it could kill you. I look like a Roman soldier. That’s pretty dang good, but I gotta do a mustache. Little dealio coming through here. I’m basically done with mine. I don’t wanna screw this up. Don’t wanna screw this up. All right, so here we go. Here is me. ( indistinct noise ) I’m eating my… ‘Cause I’ve got my glasses on and I’m eating– I’m stuffing my face with French toast. This right here, whoops, this right here is actual French toast, that’s not my mouth. Oh, you’re just eating French toast. That’s just me eating French toast. And here’s me. – ( laughs ) – Link: Oh, wow! ( laughter ) That’s awesome! – Yeah, well. – Yeah, buddy! – Yeah. – Let’s put them together. Living my best life. Put them together for some sort of… thumbnail action. Put it right in front of your face. – Link: I’m smiling… – Rhett: Shut up, kids!