(playful theme music) – Sorry there was a pin in my pocket and it was puncturing me in a weird hip place. – Put it away. – Hello. – We are joined by very special guests, stars of the brand-new Hulu original show, Future Man, it’s Eliza Coupe and Derek Wilson. – Hey guys, thanks for hanging out in our coffee-tabled spot over here for a very warm, ow, warm, ow, such a warm heater that we got here. Future Man, so we’re talking about future stuff like time travel through decades, potential apocalypse, and a cure for herpes, which I’m very interested in. – Yeah, we’re trying to– – just the normal. – Trying to stop the cure for herpes. – Oh. – Well, Link has herpes> – [Eliza] We like the herp. – I have the mou–, let’s not, – He has mouth herpes. – Let’s not get into this. – Whatever the simplex, which, – No, share if you need to. – But it’s technically the same virus, it is technically the same virus. They just like to differentiate when it’s here and not here. – Here’s the thing, okay, so the distant future is very intimidating, so for this conversation we really want to focus on the immediate future. So we have some questions to see if you guys can predict the immediate future. – How can we do it? – It varies. – So on the show you guys are named Wolf and Tiger. So over the course of our conversation, what animal best represents how you’re going to interact with us? – I’m gonna say, a turtle. – Turtle. – Yeah. – So withdrawn and– – But we’ll be victorious in end. I guess that’s a tortoise. – Well it’s weird, ’cause I was gonna say a porcupine. – Oh, prickly. – No, but only if something – Provoked. – Bad hap–, yeah, so be nice. – Well both of those animals have a lot of defense mechanisms. You guys don’t feel comfortable? – Yeah, there’s like a psychological– – I’ve clocked all the exits, I’ve clocked all the exits. – I’ll be an armadillo, so I’m with the turtle. I’m just gonna roll up if something goes wrong. – I’m just gonna be a human, ’cause I– – Well you kill us all, so. – You will all be eliminated shortly. In a few moments from now, my phone is going to ring, will I, A, give a curt response to my wife because I’m in the middle of something, and then it turns into a full-blown fight right here for the internet to see. B, answer it in a voice like the Outback Steakhouse guy. Or C, discretely send the call to voicemail with absolutely no plans to ever go back and listen to it? – I would think C. – I would do that, that would be, – I would like to see A. A would be very exciting. – Yeah, I would like to see A. – But I think actually C is– – Entertainment-wise, A would be, – A would be the best, – A would be the best choice. – but I don’t have hopes for that. – We don’t do things for entertainment. – So then C, he’s never going to listen to it. I never do, there we go. – C, let’s hang out and find– (jingly ring tone) I think your phone’s ringing Rhett. – It’s so loud. – Allo. – It’s B. – Sorry I can’t talk right now. – Not a great B, but it’s B. – I’m hanging out with celebrities. Okay. Oh really. – Oh we’re settling in for this, we’re setting in for this. – Well no, no, I just do the voice, I can’t bring it to you, no. We can work something out. Okay, alright, bye. – What were they trying to do, I don’t– – They wanted some food. – Oh, they were ordering. – They thought that I worked at the restaurant, but I told ’em I was just the guy that does the voice. – Next question, which person from the cast of Future Man, the show that you are on on Hulu, – Uh huh, thank you. – Will walk through the set accidentally in the next 30 seconds? Is it, Josh Hutcherson, who plays Josh Futturman. is it Haley Joel Osment, who plays Dr. Stu, or is it Alex Punch, who plays hungover diner guy, uncredited, but was cut from the final edit and currently works for us? – Well that’s good, so I’s B or C. – Can we, can it– – Josh could be here too, we could’ve hidden him in the wings. – My psychic instincts say he’s in New York. – Oh really, okay, alright. B or C then. – Let’s go with C. – Okay, which one was C? – Alex Punch. – Alex Punch, yeah. – You’re great friends with Alex. – Punch it. – Punch it, let’s do that. – It’s a joke between us. – Oh, there he– – Man. – Hey, oh are you guys shooting? – Yeah, sorry. – Oh sorry. – Seems that you were wrong, the answer was B. – Hey Haley. – There’s no way out that way. – Sorry, I really, oh god. – That was the most efficient way out for sure. – I’m thinking I’m supposed to be in this segment. – He’s really snaking around, isn’t he? – They must have had ’em both loaded up back there, right. – They did, they did. – He hasn’t left yet, he’s kind of just right there. – Hey Haley, it’s fine. – Not that you have to leave, but the door is over there, it’s the same one you came through. – He just closed himself right up. – I know, he really did. – I’m just super pumped that his crotch touched our coffee table, don’t wash that guys. – So you have not gotten any correct so far, just to set the record. – Already fully aware. – But here’s another chance. – Now, Seth Rogen is one of the EPs on your show, which Seth Rogen movie best describes what you’re up to later today? A, This is the End, B, Superbad, or C, Sausage Party? – So we would have to agree on what we’re gonna be– – And we’re both gonna be doing, we’re both gonna be the same later. – Really can’t get this one wrong, you just have to agree. – I think it’s gotta be Sausage Party? – But it has to be vegan sausages. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a field roast situation. – A field roast sausage encased in other field roasteries. – Okay, they’re planning it guys. – Let’s do sausage. – Sausage. – Okay, so a vegan sausage party later on, field roast. – Field roasted. – That is correct, that is what you’re gonna be doing this afternoon, congratulations. – Are we invited? – No. – I get it, I get it. – [Derek] It’s a private sausage party, – But we are gonna use this. – Okay yeah, you can, that’s for the field roast. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Got it. – Alright, next question’s an open-ended one. Future Man deals with a serious apocalyptic scenario, if the world suffered a global apoca–, apoca–, how do you say that? – Apocadips. – Apocasdips attack, – I usually say apocalypse. – Apocalyptic attack in the next five minutes, how would you react? – Do we know it’s happening, or does it just? – Yeah, you know it’s happening. I’m just curious from a personality profile standpoint, what would you guys do? – I think I would finish this interview. – I would not, I’ve already clocked the exits, as I said previously. I know exactly where to go, and I would not, only, I mean if you’re strong enough, you’d come with me, if not, you’re left behind. – I like your attitude, that’s how I’m gonna treat the apocalypse. – So I would just sit here, as you do that. – You’re so strong, you’d be fine. – The turtle would hold down the fort. – You’d be so fast as that turtle. – [Rhett] He’s gonna get through everything. – We keep asking you questions. – Derek, you recently posted a photo of your dog’s toy on the internet, here it is. When your dog Pearl sees this, how do you think she’s gonna react? – She’s gonna salivate a lot. She customized that, she made it. – [Link] She did that? – [Derek] She did it, she chewed off the one hump, and made it, uh. – Does she always do this, is this a repeated pattern? – Yeah, I just got her another one, and she started to do the same thing. – What’s she trying to tell you? – She needs my dog. – That’s true. – She needs some– – Take her to the dog park. – She goes all of the time, we need to introduce the dogs. – Bring ’em to the sausage party. – Yes, perfect. – Now Eliza you’re not getting off the hook, because we have multiple photos, – Oh good. – From your, what is this, Instagram, first one, #FlashbackFriday, when I mistook this lovely couch for a toilet. – Yes, I’m doing the same right now, just so we’re clear. – And here’s another one, that you said, just gonna have a quick pee while we take this picture. How many minutes into the future will you pee on our couch? – Already did it, so that’s now in the past. – The past. – It’s the past. – Wow, it just went right in there. – It did, it sunk right in, it’s a good material, I already scoped it. – So we got Haley Joel’s crotch on this, and your pee on that. – What are you gonna do Derek? – I don’t know, it’s to be decided. – Did you bring your dog’s toy? You’re just gonna get after it. – Okay, final question, this interview’s about to end in the next few seconds, how are we going to conclude this segment? Are we gonna, A, give you a $21 gift card to Forever 21, B, give you an original watercolor painting by us, or C, a personalized cake with an error? – With an error? – I would really like the painting, that’s what I would hope to happen. – Can I have a cake with a painting on it and an error? – It’s tough to field requests if we’ve already made the cake, oops. – Well you know what, you’re gonna get it either way, it’s just are you gonna be right about it. – I say the cake, even though I really want the painting. – I want the painting, I want to say the painting. – Alright, – What do you think? – Let’s do the painting, we’ll know– – We’ll do the cake, we’ll do the cake, we’ll do the cake. – No, let’s say the painting and we’ll be surprised that it’s a cake. – Okay, okay, okay, we’ll do it. – Okay, what is it? – So B, a painting. – Yeah. – It’s horrible. – Oh no. – It says, Eliza and Derek, congrats on Suture Man. – Let’s see it, put it right on Haley’s crotch. – Oh yeah. – A mild error. – Oh my goodness. – It looks like the bloody days. – It does look like our bloody days. – Yeah, so feel free to just take that with you in your car. – That’s so, it’s so sweet. – It’s very sweet. – So thoughtful. – Look at the little sutures. – It’s pretty gross. – That’s a lot of detail, it’s really good. – Guys, this is the least we could do, thanks so much for hanging out with us. – That’s amazing. – You can catch Future Man on Hulu now. – Right now. – Yes, and click through to see the most jaw-dropping tattoo cover-ups. – [Link] Put a hat on it, a GMM hat to be exact. 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