GMM 1232.3: 5 Amazing Tattoo Cover Ups

It’s time for … ♪ Tat’s the way ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, uh-huh ♪ ♪ I hate it ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, uh-huh ♪ Of course lots of times when you have a bad tattoo and you wanna get rid of it, what do you do? – You cover it with another tattoo. – That’s exactly right Rhett. – All my tattoos are covered up with skin. – What I’m gonna do. With other tattoos? – No, skin tattoos. – You have one that’s on your butt cheek. It’s of your wife’s name and I’d know nothing about it, except that I also have one. And I would never cover it up honey. – That’s right honey . – These pictures I’m gonna show you today are off tattoos that are covering up other tattoos. When I show you that cover up I want you to be able to guess what tattoo is underneath. – You want me to be able to guess? – Yeah. I’m gonna give you … I’m gonna give you … – It sounds like you’re pulling for me. – I’m gonna give you options. – Okay. – I want you to win because if you get three of these right you win this Lisa Frank party bucket complete with temporary tattoos. There’s a crown in here. – [Rhett] I already got that one. – [Link] All types of stuff. You already got it. – Yeah, but I can give it away. – Well they’re temporary tattoos. You wanna be able to use more. – [Rhett] Okay. – Three of these right. Alright, check out this first tattoo. This cute elephant tattoo it’s hiding an ugly secret. Is it a feather and the words love and family, a butterfly and the words Marco forever or a lightning bolt and the words Dumbo was an emotionally manipulative movie in a way that I don’t feel many children are prepared for and we should all be given warnings? – C, final answer. (laughing) No. Feather and the words love and family. I mean, would you really get that. I mean, everybody can be about love and family any given time in their lives but not everybody can be about Marco forever. You know what I mean. – Right. – A guy like … I know Marco. You’re into Marco for 18 months tops. – Right. – It wears off real fast. So, I’m gonna go with B. – You’re wrong Rhett. She covered up the feather and the words love and family. I think it’s more about, I don’t know maybe that– – It was just a bad tattoo. – Yeah, it was just a bad tattoo. – It was just a real bad tattoo. – Actually I disagree. I like it better than the elephant. Next she’s gonna cover up the elephant with a portrait of that dentist who killed Cecile the lion. Here’s another tattoo. Joker and Harley Quinn, DC Comics best attempt of portraying a healthy relationship. Is this tattoo covering up a joyous sea turtle, a jubilant dolphin or a methamphetamine addiction? – I see a dolphin in there. – Do you? – Her hair and then next to her cheek it feels like it could be … I’m gonna go dolphin. – Well first of all that’s not hair. That’s a cap, but okay. And you know what you’re right. It is a jubilant dolphin. – Oh wow. That wasn’t even what I was seeing but yeah. (laughing) – That’s not what you saw. – I did see part of that. Yeah. – [Link] That’s a good looking faded dolphin though, very jubilant. – [Rhett] This is a vast improvement. I mean, the craftsmanship and the tattooing really, really went up a few notches. – And that’s what happens there’s always hope. – Yeah. – What’s this strong and nobble gorilla hiding? Is it an inappropriate image of the female sex, a hat-wearing a long lost ex or a photo-realistic bowl of party mix Chex? – Oh. – Rhymey. – If you get a party mix Chex tattoo you don’t cover it up. – No, you do not. – You just add to it throughout your life. You add more party mix that’s what party mix is about. – Yeah, it goes all the way down your arm and across your torso and into your private area. – Have you ever had a bad time with party mix. Like have you ever in party mix and just think my life sucks. That never happens. – It doesn’t happen, even if I’m picking out the parts that I really like. – Always happy. We should have a bowl of party mix right here in between us for the rest of our lives. – Um. – What was the question? – Yeah, can we do that immediately? We’ll just wait. – No. – No one’s gonna get Chex mix for us. – Inappropriate image of the female sex that could mean a lot of things. Somebody’s gotta be dealing with an ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend. Look at that. – Not much of it. – How in the world? (mumbles) This was not planned and Chex is not a sponsor. – But I am hungry. – Yeah, give me some of that Chex mix. I’m saying B. That’s what I’m saying. Man, now we’re having a good time. – Is it a hat-wearing long lost ex? Boom, yes it is. Alright, here’s the thing it’s not really his ex because they actually stayed together. She just stopped wearing a hat. It was a big change. – Yeah right. Yeah. – [Link] Man, she looks different without a hat. – [Rhett] She doesn’t have a hat face though. – What’s this adorable owl hiding? Is it a dragonfly looking you dead in the eye, a satanic elf born to terrorize woodland travelers or C the two guys from the Sonic commercial making out with each other? Remember when we saw those guys in the food court in Sherman Oaks. – Yeah and they were making out with each other. – Right. (laughing) Did we see both of them or just one of them? – One of them. – One of them making out with what a chicken sandwich? – He was just walking like by himself in the mall. – Right, it happens. – I know but he seemed sad. I was like get that guy some Chex mix. – You gotta get one more right to win this bucket brother. – [Rhett] Dragonfly. – Let’s find out. No, it is a woodland satanic elf. Don’t look it right in the eyes it will steal your infant baby. Now, this next one’s gonna disturb you. Look right into it. – [Rhett] Oh man, that’s muscles. – What’s under this unsettling tattoo of raw muscle busting out of an arm where skin should be? Is it the coat of arms of England, a janky portrait of Queen Elizabeth or the fact that he’ll delete an Instagram post if it doesn’t get enough likes, what a loser? – Now, this is reminiscent when Joey got that tattoo in high school of the Tasmanian devil ripping out of his arm. – It was ripping out of his arm, wasn’t it? – Is this Joey? Did Joey get it covered it up with muscles? That’s not one of my options. Why would you get the coat of arms of England covered up? Maybe you’re not happy about the whole (mumbles) thing. A. – It’s all on the line for this Rhett. Is it a coat of arms of England? Yes, it is. He could’ve gotten the same look by clawing at the tattoo. I’m just saying. But you win, congratulations. I’m forcing everyone to cheers with me. It doesn’t seem like they’re happy for you. You can see us play this game in real life and more with our crew. That’s right they covered up their tattoos. Or did they? But first click through to see if Rhett can sell me on a wild new conspiracy involving Outback Steakhouse. – Look at that flash. – [Man] Hey Pin freaks we got some mythical pins for you at mythical.store. Also, I’m sorry for calling you freaks. I went too far.

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