(playful theme music) – Welcome back. – Okay, if we’ve proven anything on this show, it’s that we can spot a conspiracy. And sometimes it helps when somebody else spots a conspiracy first, and then we can just confirm it, and add to it, and that’s what’s gonna happen today Link. – Yeah, we can spot when someone has spotted a conspiracy. Or at least you can, is that what you’ve done? – I’ve done a little boopy-de-boop-boop research about the Outback Steakhouse-slash-Satan’s Warehouse. – Oh gosh, do not ruin Outback Steakhouse for me. – My first real date with Jessie was at an Outback Steakhouse, and after this, I ain’t never going back, man. – Really, it’s that bad? – It’s real bad Link, just hold on. – Over the summer, don’t hold onto me, over the summer, a Twitter user @EatMyAesthetics, that’s the Twitter user. – Yeah, that’s very trendy. – I would’ve selected that name had they not already had it. – I don’t know how you would do that. – Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning, and he wasn’t talking about a new dish. No-sir-ee, he was talking about an observation that he made, check out these photos Link. Here’s Outback Steakhouses in New York, Link. What do you see there? – [Link] I see that he superimposed a pentagram. – Yes, well because the Outback Steakhouse people left him no choice. The second location here is Indianapolis, look at that! – Oh, a green, – That’s almost a perfect, well it doesn’t, – Pentagram. – It’s not gr–, he made it green. You’re missing the point, you can do it with whatever color you want, but it’s a pentagram. Also outside of Scottsdale, Arizona and Mesa, Arizona, look at that one. How could they have not planned this Link? – Centered on the satanic area of Gilbert. – Pentagrams left and right, and if you didn’t know, the pentagram is a Wiccan symbol, sometimes used to denote practitioners of satanism. So it’s like Outback Steakhouse is saying, hey, everybody, not only do we make great steaks, but we make great satanists. – Wow, you still got some work to do. – Okay, well I got a lot of work that’s left to be done. – They eventually, Outback Steakhouse themselves, eventually stepped in, and they tried to play this off with a little, – They responded to this guy’s tweets? – With a little comedic little tweet of their own, where they drew a Bloomin’ Onion, they didn’t draw it, they just put a Bloomin’ Onion just over – A map. – A map, and this is exactly the kind of light-hearted, faux comedic response you would expect from someone who’s hiding something Outback. You’re not hiding anything, except whatever is under that Bloomin’ Onion, which is just some part of the country. – Oh man, all I am is getting hungry at this point. – And then, HuffPo, that’s cool, shortened lingo for Huffington Post, they got involved, and they declared that this theory had been completely debunked, because, quote, with over 1,000 locations, it’s bound to create some crazy shapes if you look hard enough. So now Huffington Post is in on the conspiracy, too. – Of course they are. I just think it’s cool that some dude tweeted some MS Paint pentagrams and then Outback and HuffPo are in a conversation with it. That’s the beauty of the internet. – You think that’s cool, how cool is this? – Right here in our own freakin’ backyard, Los Angeles Link, here’s the Los Angeles Outback Steakhouse locations, check this out. Oh, you got to kind of go across the mountains to get up to that one in Hesperia, but then you come back down, and then it come across, and then Link, you tell me, what, you tell me what that is. If that’s not Satan himself leaving his mark on our town through Outback Steakhouses, what else could it be? – Well it looks like an aroused rocket. You got a spare there? – Well just in case, – I see that. – Just in case I messed up. – Well you did, you wanna try again? That’s not a pentagram. – What, no, I mean it’s just got a really short point on that side. – Fine, let me, let me try. I’m gonna use your spare, okay. Right over here, we’ve got. – What are you trying to do here? – It’s a tomahawk hitting a golf ball. Oooooh, Outback. Outback’s up to something, y’all. – You trying to undermine me right here? – Slicing some golf balls. – You’re making light of this, well I’m not done, man. Okay, not only did they step in and try to defend themselves, and not only did HuffPo get into this, but the concept of a Bloomin’ Onion, just think about that for a second. – Oh, I do, all the time. – It’s taking one onion and flaying it viciously so that it lays open to bleed out its onion juices, and that is eerily similar to some satanic sacrifice rituals, coincidence? – Do you want me to answer that? – And also, when Huff Post, also known as the mainstream media, claimed that there was over 1,000 locations for people to move past this, they were wrong, because currently on Wikipedia it says there’s only 978 locations, 97 in satanic numerology code means disguise, just like how these pentagrams were disguised as simple Outback locations, coincidence? – 978 minus 666 equals 312, which in itself doesn’t mean anything, but 31 means rage, and Satan is known for being full of rage, coincidence? Wake up sheeple! Satan’s on the loose, and you must be vigilant. – And he’s mostly at an Outback Steakhouse. – That’s where he’s at right now. – Somebody please get a straitjacket, and more Chex Mix. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m sierra of Nashville, Tennessee, and it’s to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. – Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to see if we can tell what tattoos the Mythical Crew are hiding, in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where The Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.