(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve got some hidden tattoos from the crew that we’re gonna investigate. – BYMB, that means Be Your Mythical Best. Today we ask you to be your mythical best with this challenge: Blood Buddies. Become forever bonded with a buddy by gonna a local blood donation center. It wasn’t what you thought it was, is it? Actual blood pacts are lame. Giving blood together is cool. Post your donation sticker, blood pacts aren’t lame, we had one, but that was at a different time. It was in a different time when there wasn’t so many diseases. – It was a blood oath. – Post your donation stickers with #BYMB and feel free to get as creepy as you want. – Let’s welcome some mythical crew members in here. David, you can take that over there. We got John, we got Nikki, we got Hillary, and we got Becca. – They may have tattoos. And this is cool, ’cause I’ve always wondered about this, and now I’m getting to see it up close and personal. There’s a type of makeup like, what kind of foundation do you guys call it? – This is just full coverage foundation. – Full coverage foundation, very exciting stuff. And this is what they use in the movies to cover up. – Actually, in the movies they use more of like, I think she said like– – Okay, I’m wrong. – An oil-based thing? But because we have to wipe it off. – Well this isn’t a movie, this is Good Mythical Morning. – Yeah, who are we kidding, this is not a movie. – You gotta point out this isn’t a movie, man. A couple people might of thought this was a movie, like a really– – Well, if you watch it all together– – Laid-back movie. – It is a movie. And it’s creating like a universe that has it’s own, it’s kinda like Pixar, like if you put all the Pixar movies together. You put all the episodes of Good Mythical Morning together, it tells a story, about what’s gonna happen to the world and how it’s gonna end. – Let me get this straight. You’re each gonna show us a part of your body that supposedly has a tattoo on it that’s being covered up by makeup. It’s our job by looking at it to tell if there’s actually a tattoo under there. Well who should go first? – Why don’t we just go in order, here. – So– – With Becca. Oh, with John. – I wear a ring to cover this one up. – So you’re telling me you have a ring with makeup underneath it, and then a tattoo under the makeup. – My ring– – And removing the ring did not remove the makeup. – I was very careful. – Why do you wear a ring to cover it up? – This is a ring finger, and I put the tattoo on my ring finger, so it just naturally works out that way. – Are you ashamed of the tattoo? – I’m not ashamed of it. – It’s just for you to look at. So every night before you go to bed you go like this. (audience laughs) – [John] Sometimes. – It’s a secret tattoo, I have, we have secret tattoos. We have tattoos that are just for us and our wives. – Illuminati, you see that? – [John] Woah. – Have you looked at yours recently? Because I looked at mine yesterday, and I think it’s fading a little. – Fading? – [Link] Like, dispersing. – I thought you were gonna say sagging. – [John] It’s dispersing? – Well, it’s right there, and it’s, I think the ink is kinda, it’s not tight anymore. I feel like I need to get it touched up, man. Let’s move on. (John laughs) I don’t think there’s any tattoo under that finger. – I think there is. Let’s wipe it down and see what happens. This is a dramatic reveal. – Okay. – ‘Cause I feel like I would’ve heard about John having a secret ring finger tattoo. – It’s just for him, he keeps it covered with a ring. – [John] Okay, here we go. – Look at him, there ain’t nothing under there. – [John] There is nothin’ under there. (laughing) – That was good though, man. – I knew right off the bat. – That was good. – Now, Nikki, I know you have tattoos. – Yes, but do you know where? – All over the place. – All over the, okay. – Am I supposed to be looking on your arm? – [Rhett] Am I supposed to be looking on your arm? – That is not a place I knew you to have a tattoo. – If she had one there she would have one there, because that’s what you do when you got tattoos there, you do, don’t you, things like that? – If you’re like a pro-wrestler, and you’re doing some sort of pump-up move. – (grunts) Like the Bushwhackers. – That’s before you do your signature move or something? – What did the Bushwhakers do, what was the thing that they did? – They did this. – Man, they were the best. They were the best, they were the best. Bushwhackers, if you’re still alive, you can come bush whack with us anytime. (laughing) – You’re invited, guys. – There’s a tattoo under there. – [Rhett] You think so? – [Link] Yeah. – You were right the first time. – If you throw a dart at Nikki, you’re gonna hit a tattoo. (laughing) – That’s true, alright, wipe it off. – I do throw darts at people. – [Rhett] Yes, there is! – [Nikki] And not only is it a tattoo– – [Link] Is it scratch and sniff? – No, it’s David Bowie, it matches your shirt today. – Wa! – Oh, wow. – That’s crazy, look at that. – [Rhett] Don’t break the girl’s arm, man. – What if that broke your arm, Ah! That would be awkward but we would continue the game. (laughing) – Alright, Hillary. – Alright, I’m next, here we have– – Oh, you got a little ankle action? – Just throw it up here, I don’t care. (laughing – Put your foot up there. Put your foot on the– – Okay. – Okay, I think there is a tattoo under there. – Okay. – Give it at good wipe. – And I think that’s your only tattoo. – Okay, that’s fair. – Because that’s a place that a lot of people start. Like, I’m just gonna start on the ankle. And next thing you know it’s like (blows lips). (laughing) You know what I’m saying? I’ve seen it a million times. – But not with us. – No, then you got em on your face, and you can’t get a job. That’s what happens. – Right. – That’s true, that’s true. – Except, you can get a job at a tattoo parlor. – Do we have coverage of this reveal? This is a dramatic moment, no? You gotta go back up here for the yoga pose. – Oh, okay. – You retreated– – I’ll spot you. – Way too soon. – Thank you. – There we, oh– – Here we are. (laughs) – Looks a little painful. – You got it? – [Rhett] Oh, yeah, there we go. Oh, here we go. – [Hillary] Surprise. (laughing) – There’s nothin’ there! – Okay. – Except an ankle. – Dang, okay. – You know what, you got a great ankle, no need to ornate it– – Do you have any tattoos? – I have zero, I’m very plain. – Zero tattoos. – You are not plain. – (laughs) Alright, thank you. – Okay, Rebecca. (Hillary laughs) Hold on, where are we supposed to be looking? – Wherever you feel like, Rhett. – [Link] Right there? – Right in the middle of my armpit, no my upper arm. – [Link] Oh, wow. – I feel like I would know that you had this. – I mean it’s my upper arm and I don’t– – I see makeup in your whole bicep. What on earth? That looks like a painful place to get a tattoo. – Kind of. – Like, I didn’t realize that, when I got the tattoo on my butt, I’m gonna talk to you. – The real fleshy part? – You’re the only one I know to have tattoos, besides Rhett. My first reaction was, man, that’s deep. The needle goes deep, dude. – Really? – I always feel like once I get into it, I just get into this rhythm, where I’m like, it’s almost like meditative. – Yeah. There was a point in which it turned from pain to just slight pleasure. – And if you’re curious, I mean, the video’s out there. Rhett and Link get Tattoos. It’s when we made a commercial for True Blue Tattoo parlor in Austin, Texas – Austin, Texas. That’s a tattoo, I think she’s got a tattoo. – I’ve never seen you in a tank top. – I wear tank tops all the time, Link. (audience laughing) – Okay, then that’s not a tattoo, ’cause I woulda seen it. No tattoo. – Wipe it off, I don’t think there’s a tattoo under there. But that would mean that the only tattoo that we revealed is, you gotta have one, just you know– – Final answer? – You must’ve just gotten it. Yeah. – Final answer from you is no tattoo? – You got a tattoo under there. Something’s happenin,’ something’s coming through. – [Link] Ooh! You got a firework under there. – That makeup job is incredible, y’all. – [Link] You’re gonna rub your bicep off, here. – I can’t wipe the thing out of my arm. – Try a fresh one. – There we go. Oh that’s real gross lookin’ now. – [Link] How long have you had that? – I got in July, July first. – [Link] Sorry I haven’t noticed. (laughing) – It’s been a very busy, busy year. – Y’all been busy, it’s fine. – It’s been a very busy year. – I mean in fairness, when you come into a meeting, it’s not like this or anything. (laughing) – Now what is that, and why do you have it? – Uh, so– (laughing) – I’m like a dad. – What is that, and why on earth do you have it? – This is like the questions you ask too your kid’s friends, “Now what is that, Johnny, and why do you have it? “Tell Mr. McLaughlin.” (laughs) – Well, Mr. McLaughlin, no, I got it in July, it is– – Let’s keep it– – Yeah, we can look at it– – [Link] Show and tell, show and tell. – My God, it’s so red now, I had to like scrape my arm. Okay, show and tell time, Rebecca. – It’s a pulsar map, so it was originally designed in the late ’60s for the Pioneer plaque, and then redone for the Voyager Golden Record, and it’s a map of the relative position of the earth as down to the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, if I remember correctly, and these are all different pulsar stars, and so Carl Sagan was like, “Let’s put this map on the Voyager Record, “we’re gonna send it into space, “and if somebody ever gets it in the future, “ever gets the Golden Record, “which we’ve sent out with recordings of songs from earth, “and languages, and directions.” – It’ll tell people how to get to us. – [Becca] How to find us, yeah. – So basically you’re hoping that an alien finds your bicep. – Yeah, yeah. – And then they’ll know how to get to earth. – Aliens need to come to, well they’ll get to the sun, but, you know, we’re nearby. – Well, interestingly enough, because every GMM episode put together is a big story, and a movie that you can watch, everything has significance. So, I’m just gonna give you a little clue there. Now, of course, these two tattoos have no significance to the story whatsover Just a red herring to throw you off. But 17 things that I said during this time have a lot of significance. – What?