GMM 1234.4: Trying Not to Cry w/ Chris Sullivan

Hey guys. We’re hanging out with Chris Sullivan from This Is Us and Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Thanks for pouring hot candle wax on us earlier. – You’re welcome. That was actually pretty good. – Yeah, I see. You really scarfed it down. Okay, now This Is Us makes America cry on a weekly basis. – True. – So we’re going to have a very sad interview where hopefully we will cry. We’re gonna be asking some sad questions. We’re going to be chopping onions the entire time and we have might some sad elements brought in throughout the interview. – Alright then. – And I think I’m gonna ruin my glasses ’cause I don’t wanna be left out of the fun of this thing. Alright, now you have released a bunch of fake teasers for This Is Us. Can you give us a fake teaser of what’s coming up? – You slowly begin to find out that Miguel murdered Jack. – Oh, we slowly find out. – Yeah. No, everything else is a red haring. You realize that Miguel is slowly trying to steal Jack’s beautiful Mandy Moore wife. – Oh, that’s sad. Oh it’s really- – Is it getting to ya? – Oh yeah. I hate it. I hate spoilers. – So, three of your cast mates are People’s sexiest man alive issue but you are not. How does it make you feel? It’s actually you and the guy that plays the grandpa. – Yeah, Ron Cephas Jones and myself did not receive a nomination, even though I am definitely closer to the Blake Shelton category than Milo Ventimiglia. – Yeah. It’s especially insulting this year. – It’s especially insulting. If what you’re looking for in America’s sexiest man is washboard abs and tight buns than yeah I guess that’s fine. But if you’re looking for a doughier midsection and extreme receding hairline and a very well-manicured beard than I’m your guy. – I feel your pain man. I too feel like I’m sexy and should’ve been on it. – At least your hair should’ve been. – I know right. – I don’t know how you guys do that. – It’s all fake. – Are we the same age? – Yeah, these are both toupees. – Are they really? – Yeah. – [Woman] Guys I hate to interrupt but I just wanted to bring up. Do you remember that time that your dad didn’t show up to your piano recital? – [Rhett] Yeah, I do. – [Woman] I don’t have a dad. So, thanks for bringing that up mysterious producer lady (laughing) Oh God. (laughing) – Yeah, it’s setting in. Isn’t it? – [Woman] I think now would be a good time for Chase to come in and play that slide show of animals making sad faces we had made for this. – Oh my God, look at the little pug. – He’s crying too. – Pugs are always (mumbles). – I hate cats. – Oh hold on Steve wants to see this. – Who’s Steve? – Steve look. Look at that little … Oh, look that little guy. – Oh, there’s a lab. What is he looking at? He’s looking at somebody (mumbles). – Oh my God, look at the little eyebrows. Oh my God, my eyes. I can’t. – You’re crying so hard. – I can’t. What is a monkey doing in there? (laughing) – I don’t know why a monkey’s involved. – How did a monkey get in there? – He’s looking up so hard. – Another pug. – Okay, we’ve got a full circle. – Get it out of here. – Okay, now we heard you were a boy scout and then worked your way all the way up to eagle scout. – I know that must’ve been hard. I know it’s not easy. – You’re using those tissues in an odd way. You’re using the whole box. – I had an eagle scout project that … Are you serious right now? – I am. Nothing moves me like boy scouting. – I had an eagle scout project where I made memorial benches at my childhood church that involved lots of coordination and planning and execution of the plan. – So, they were benches for dead people. – Benches for people that can remember the dead. (laughing) – Oh Gosh. That’s the saddest I can possibly imagine. – He just sat and had … Guys, I’m getting lightheaded with all this sadness. (laughing) – Ah Chris you are awesome as Taserface in Guardians of the Galaxy, the second one. – [Chris] Thanks. – [Link] I don’t think you were in the first one. – No, that’s the official title Guardians of the Galaxy, the second one. (laughing) – Why didn’t they put you in the first one? – ‘Cause Taserface hadn’t been worked into the Marvel universe yet. – That’s a good point. – They hadn’t found a character with a dumb enough name for me. (laughing) – Spoiler alert, you died. It was so sad. – Well that, now hold on a second. I was in an explosion. You know, death was implied but you never actually see my dead body. – How do you die in This Is Us? – [Woman] Can we bring in that little kid who dropped in his ice cream cone please? – Oh no. He didn’t drop it. – Oh that little kid. – There it is right there. – Oh no. I don’t know what … – Here kid, this will make you feel better. – What’s your name? – I don’t have one. – That’s the worst. What’s even worst, I don’t know what’s sadder that he dropped it or that I really wanted some. (laughing) – Yeah, that seems like it would help a whole lot right now. Let’s knife some ice cream. – Oh gosh. Thanks for coming in boy. – What’s sadder an old man gazing out over the sea or a mother realizing that her daughter graduates high school and she won’t be her little girl anymore? – Definitely an old man gazing out over the sea realizing that most of his life is behind him. He has so many regrets. And he doesn’t even know where his daughter is anymore. She doesn’t call or write or email. She might email but he doesn’t know how to check his email. – Oh, that’s horrible. – That’s the saddest thing of all. – Think of all those emails that he’ll never read. – Going unanswered. Gmail full. – Chris. – [Chris] Yep. – I’m all cried out man. But to cheer everybody up all of these onions we made into delicious fajitas. – Fajitas for the homeless brought to you by Rhett and Link. – Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. – Say, you know what time it is. – You know what time it is. You know it. Don’t pretend like you don’t ’cause you do. You know what time it is. – Hi. I’m Steven and I’m from Murphy, Texas. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. – Thank you Steven. Remember to click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to see our dogs eat hot dogs that we’re gonna make for them because they’re dogs in Good Mythical more. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land.

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