GMM 1234.3: What Did We Melt In The Microwave?

(playful theme music) – We’re back and we missed you, never leave us again. – Now Mythical Crew members Mike and Alex, you know ’em, and you know they’ve got lots of impressive skills that you’re impressed by, the least of which is not the barbaric expertise for pure destruction. – Yes, so we like to just give them something, let them destroy it, and then to try to figure out what it was. – It’s time for What Was This? Come on in fellers. Move the mugs, bring in the this. – I got you some this. – Oh, what is that, soot? – Mike’s guessing. – You trying to throw us off? – Good guess Mike. – Do you wanna guess? – Okay, so not only do we have to figure out what it was, we have to figure out what you did to it. So the first thing I’ll say is that – You guys are sadistic. – I don’t know. – I don’t know what it is, but they ran over it. Hold on, it’s this part of it? Is it all part of it? – Oh hold on, this is a microwave dish, dude. This is something that rotates in a microwave. – Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, I think you’re right. – We should’ve thought about that, huh. – But it doesn’t, hold on, – Hold on though, it doesn’t, – A microwave thing has the divots that like, where the teeth can grab it. – This is just a plate. – That’s just a plate. – Is the plate part, but the plate’s been burned. – And let’s smell it. – Like taste it. Give it a teeth feel. – We keep fixating on this, but this is the important part. – That’s actually not, it’s just this. – Smell that, that is, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Army men, army men, army men, army men. – No it’s not. – Look, you can see it in here, there’s little army guys. – You didn’t think we were gonna flip it up. – They put army men in a microwave? – I didn’t know it was flippable until right now. That is just really unfortunate. – You know what it is, I know it, they got a cheap microwave that doesn’t even rotate, because the cheap ones don’t rotate, they just have a plate in there, that’s why it doesn’t have the divots. They put army men in a cheap microwave, and this is what happened. – Here’s my question, is there something else, or is that it, because would it really cook it that much? – I don’t know. – Alright, that’s our guess, let’s find out. You got footage? – Yeah. Did you ever do weird stuff with army guys when you were a kid? – Step on ’em, put ’em in my mouth, sleep with ’em. – Sleep with, okay. Well, I have some here today, maybe we could put ’em in this microwave. – I like the way you think. – We’re nailing it guys. Rhett and Link microwave. (slow horn music) – Now you’re stretching? – You guys are prepared for anything. – Yeah, yeah, I always stretch when microwaving. – I like this music. – I’m glad you guys are getting along. – For once. – Oh, you weren’t? (fast rock music) – Now how long, oh my goodness, what are you doing? You destroyed the microwave. – I didn’t know, the sledgehammer part was, we didn’t say that. – How long, I know that was edited down, how long did it microwave? – Three, four, – A long, all of it. – Three, four hours. – Yeah. – What? – No, it was a long time, it had to be like, at least a half hour. – Yeah, I mean it turned completely black. – Good gracious. – This is probably, you probably lost some brain cells when you did it, and I just lost some brain cells smelling that. – You know what, good work guys, I’m so proud of you, you never let me down. – You’re doing such a good job. – Thank you for your savagery. – Alright, keep on clicking to see if we can interview Chris Sullivan while we cry. – It could be a medallion. – A lot. – [Link] Sip your cocoa in this mug with your favorite saying on it, available at Mythical.store.

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