(playful theme music) – Okay, we got our little ladies here, Jade and Barbara with us, because we’re gonna play Name That Shame: Dog Edition. – Now we know that the internet is basically all full of cats, and of course we love cats here on the show, right Rhett? – No, I hate cats. – But we love dogs even more. – And I’m gonna continue to say that, even though I don’t even really mean it anymore, but I love all the reaction that I get to it, so I’m gonna continue to say it. – He’s baiting you cat lovers, don’t fall for it. There is a website called DogShaming.com, it’s a lot of fun. It sounds cruel, but I don’t think it is. It’s where people take photos of their disobedient dogs, oh you wanna play, okay, you wanna make up, and then they put homemade Scarlet Letter-style signs with them to incriminate them, like this one. This dog, – I eat dirty snot tissues. – Eats dirty snot tissues. – So we’re gonna see a picture of a dog, and then the statement that they’re guilty of, but some of the parts will be left out, and we’re gonna, the four of us are going to work together, are you guys ready to work together? – Come on guys, let’s work together. – Okay, that’s a yes. – Alright, so again, we’ve asked the Mythical Crew to censor these, so we don’t know what they are. Let’s figure it out. – Let’s see the first one. I stole a blank from a six-year-old and blank blank. So I would say chewed it. Chewed it, – and totally destroyed, no. – [Rhett] From a six-year-old, what are six-year-olds, what are they into? – And it’s square, hmm. Jade, what is it that a six-year-old would have that that ruthless dog would be chewing? – Barbara, you’re not even looking. You’re not even looking at the dog. – I don’t know, let’s see. I would think it would be, I don’t know, a huge fidget spinner, Lando seems to always want those. – I stole a fidget spinner from a six-year-old and span it. – Totally spun it. – Spinned it. – Alright, what is it? – [Rhett] I stole a baby doll from a six-year-old and ripped its head off. – We can see that. – You guys are not helping very much, alright next one. – [Link] I tried to eat blank, but then there’s something beside the sign. – [Rhett] I think it’s the thing that is beside him is the thing that he tried to eat. – I mean this is nearly impossible, we’re really counting on the dogs. – Barbara eats, this girl will eat anything> – Really? – The Nerf darts are her favorite, and they’re really good for her stomach, really good for her. – Oh really, does she poop out Nerf darts? – Ah, she poops out all kinds of things. – And do they come out at that speed? – Yeah, faster than a Nerf gun. – This is tough, you guys are not being any help. – I tried to eat– – [Link] Definitely looks guilty. – It’s something you can’t eat. I tried to eat wood. – Fine, I’ll go with wood. – [Rhett] I tried to eat wood. I tried to eat Jesus. – Oh gosh. – Hey, but it is a wooden cross. – Oh my good–, half right. – Half points guys. – That dog should look as sad as it actually does, next one. I blank into your mouth when you blank. Ewwww. – I pee into your mouth, – When you open it. – [Rhett] When you, – When you laugh. – When you smile. – I lick into your mouth, Jade licks into my mouth if I open it. I don’t love that, but, I do consider it a form of affection. – A dog wouldn’t pee in somebody’s mouth. – No, it’s like, I bark into your mouth when you sing. – Oh okay, that’s a good guess. I bark into your mouth when you sing. – [Together] I sneeze into your mouth when you yawn. – Oh, I was so close, right? – No. – Okay. Alright, next one. – [Together] We eat blank, yummy! – All three of ’em. – Hay, we eat hay. – There’s a lot of hay back there, they’re on a farm. – We eat poop. – Chicken eggs. Poop, chicken poop, is it chicken poop? – Let’s just go poop. – Let’s just go general with poop. – Hey hold on, let’s consult. – Okay, should we go general with poop, or should it be? – Should it be a specific poop? – Okay, I know you wanna make out with me, but let’s do that later. – Barbara, you’re so docile today, look at her. – I love this dog so much guys. Like let’s just pause for a second here. – Poop, let’s just go with general poop. – Let’s just go with poop. We eat horse poop. – Horse poop. We’re gonna give ourselves points. – See, I was, chicken poop was closer, man, next one. – We’re gonna give ourselves points. I ate (broke) Mommy’s blank and she is really mad. – [Link] Look at those ears back, and there it is propped against the dog. – What’s something that mommmy would be upset about. – Dogs are so smart, you know, you take the thing that you broke, you prop it up against the dog, and then the ears go back, they know. I do not know what it is. – What would mommy have that she wouldn’t want broken? – Heart, heart. – I don’t know, what is it. – Is it a heart? – [Together] Iphone. – [Link] Oooh, and she is really mad. – How did a freakin’ dog break a phone, I thought it had the gorilla glass. – Yeah man, don’t give your dog to a phone mommy. – Okay guys, we got one and a half points between the four of us. – And remember, have your pets spayed and neutered everyone. – That’s right, coming up – Control the pet population. – We give Mike and Alex free rein to take their frustrations out on an everyday object, and then we’re gonna see what it was. – [Link] Don’t be a butt, button up your bombers with some Mythical and GMM pins, available now at Mythical.store.