Today, twice the hot wax. – And none of the shirts. – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good mythical morning! – We have packed a lot into today’s show. We’re gonna be trying not to cry with one of the stars of the weepiest show on television. Plus, our personal puppies will join us for some dog shaming, and we’re gonna try to figure out exactly what Mike and Alex destroyed. – But first, let’s sniff some scented candles, shall we? Wax On, Wax Off, My Chest. – Alright, for this game, we’ve asked for some help from Chris Sullivan from Guardians of the Galaxy Two and This is Us. – Yeah, thanks for joining, us, Chris. – Aw, it’s my pleasure. – Nice shirt. – Why thank you. – Yeah, you decided to wear a shirt today. – Yes, I came fully clothed. – And it’s very spa-ish, which is very appropriate for what we’re gonna be doing. Here’s the thing, Chris’s character on This is Us is so romantic, it has inspired us to come up with a scented candle challenge. And we were trying to figure out the most romantic way we could come up with to test scented candles, and what we came up with was to drip their melted wax on our chests and then sniff it off of the chest. – Now Link, I knew that this was happening today. So last night, I got a little uh– – Yeah, where’s your hair? – I got a little aggressive and got rid of all the hair on my, this region. I still got hair under here. – I didn’t wanna get rid of my hair because without it, I’ll look so boyish. At least with the hair, it gives the illusion that there’s a top heaviness to my scrawny figure. – A shadowing of sorts. – Yeah. Yeah, you know, so– – It’s gonna be a big mistake. – Oh, no, Chris. – Yes, it is. Okay, so here’s how we’re doing this. Link and I are playing together as a team against Chris. We’ll alternate on who gets the wax poured on us every single round. But you’re just smelling the wax and then trying to guess what it is. And the winner, either the two of us or you, gets a special mash-up of all the scents as a price. (peaceful music) Okay, Chris. – Here I am going first. – All right, so do you have a preferred location that you would like the first drip? – Yeah, not the hair. – So like just right here then. – Like maybe here or here. – If you will just lay back and relax. We’ll just have– – Oh, goodness. How hot is it gonna be? – It’s gonna be very hot. – Ha, ooooh, it’s, oh I can– – Have a sniff, please. – You know what, Chris? There is a little pleasure involved. – Oh, gosh, it’s really seeping into the hair. – Oh gosh. – Oh, man. – You totally, you hit the thickest part, Chris. – That was not by accident. – It’s not gonna be thick very long. – Have a whiff. What do you smell? – Don’t tell him too much because we’re teammates. – It’s really nice. It’s perfumey, it’s perfumey. – Yeah, floral– – I’m a little lightheaded, actually. – Yeah, floral scents. – I feel a heartburn sensation in my heart area. – A little sickeningly sweet too. You know what I’m saying? Almost like a rotted fruit. – Yeah, yeah, like a teenager’s coffee. – Yeah, you know those teenagers. – Yeah, that’s just my skin you’re smelling. – [Stevie] Okay, guys, are you ready for your choices? – Yeah. – Yes. – [Stevie] Is this fresh cut grass or pine forest? Three, two, one. – Fresh cut grass. – Pine forest. – Ooh, they differentiate. – [Stevie] It is fresh cut grass. – Pow! – Oh it’s grass. Round one goes to him. – I keep this. (peaceful music) – My chest hair is so hard. I can’t believe that you, you aimed, whatever. Alright, I don’t know what you’re gonna do to him, but maybe go for a nipple. – Oh come on. – We should go camera side. – Yeah, right. – No, no, no, nipple. – Do you think the anticipation, do you think that the anticipation is – The worst part, yes? – Is the worst part? – It is. – It’s the best part right now, I think. – ‘Cause the nipple is such a sensitive area. Bloop. Sweet mother of God! Oh no! Hold on, let me smell the nipple. I have an idea. – So shocking. – I have an idea. – Oh, it’s berry-y. – Smells of home. Not my home, but it smells of a home. – [Stevie] Okay guys, here are your choices, is this raspberries in spring rain, or cherries on snow? – Cherries on snow? – Those aren’t things. – You’ve never put cherries on snow? – As soon as we leave here guys, let’s go put cherries on snow. – Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Bloop. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Cherries on snow. – Raspberries in spring rain. – [Stevie] Guys, this is cherries on snow. – Ho! – He’s two for two. (peaceful music) – Here we are again. – I decided to leave mine on. What do you think? – You’ll be on display next week at the Museum of Modern Art. – Where you gonna choose, you know what, let me do one. – Pour some candle on me. – Well you know, I’ve always thought of the bellybutton as like a little kettle. – No! – It’s like a little hairy bagel. (Link shrieks) So much wax! – Wow, that was a hot one! – Oh, that was a lot! – Ooh, it’s going on the waistline. – Oh, and because of the depth there, that’s not gonna dry for a while. Oh geesh, oh god. – I got his nose. – I got bellybutton– – I got him. Got him! – You don’t have to go back in for another smell. Is it that bad? – You were asking for it Chris. – Do not let him get that wax in your beard. – [Stevie] Okay guys, is this Cadbury Eggs or Marshmallow Peeps? – If somebody made a Cadbury Egg candle, I quit the show. – Your show or ours? – Both. I never will be seen in public again. – Okay, I think I know, I think I know. – Yep. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Marshmallow Peeps. – Cadbury Eggs. – Wow, we’ve never agreeing – It’s ’cause I’m always right. – It’s Marshmallow Peeps. – Always right. – What is wrong with my nose, our nose, you got a good nose man. – I couldn’t tell you what it was if I was smelling the candle, but you pour it on a man’s chest, get it every time. – That’s not a chest. – It’s connected to the chest, it’s chest adjacent. (peaceful music) – This one is yellow, and there’s a lot of liquid. – There’s a lot of liquid, and that is a deep bellybutton. – It’s like a hot tub for a bunch of ants. – A bunch of ants sitting like this. – Watch out ants. Here comes, – Fill it up, fill it up (Link screams) Oh, A River Runs Through It. – Get it to go up more, like lift the pelvis. – Pelvis up. – There you go. – Suck it in. – Push it out. There you go. – There it is. Lift the beard up. – It’s going for the beard. Oh there you go. Oh yeah, now it’s gonna stop right there. – I got it, I got it. – Man, this is like some new sport. Like think about that, this is like a– – Ooh, that is a weird smell, too. Smell in the hole. – It’s weird. – I’m feeling a bit handicapped by the adjacency of the last candle to my smell holes. – But you’re doing so great, I’m not gonna give you any help here. – [Stevie] Okay guys, is this urinal cake, or janitor’s delight? – Janitor’s delight is a urinal cake. – I would think janitor’s delight would be like a vomit thing. – I’m not sure if you’re allowed to curse on this show, but this particular candle makes me want to say bad words. These options– – If you need to , just say it. – That is (beep) disgusting. – It is man. – [Stevie] Here we go, three, two, one. – Janitor’s delight. – Urinal cake. – [Stevie] It’s urinal cake. – Wooo, we did it Rhett. – Handicapped. – We finally got one. – Handicapped. – But what is a janitor’s delight? (peaceful music) – Okay, you’ve got a big lead Chris. – It’s true. – Two-point lead, so what we’re gonna do for this last round is there are no multiple choices, and if you get it right, you get two points. I’m changing the rules so we might tie. – Well, I wish you both the best of luck, and just for that, here comes a lot of wax. And we’re gonna make it a bit of a modern art piece. – Ooh, that’s warm. Oh, it’s clear, though. – Yeah, it’s a clear one. – This is a clear one. – Clearly soy based. – Oh okay. – [Stevie] Whoever guess the correct thing first, gets the two points guys. – This is pretty strong. – You think, ooh, I just smelled it. – I got a guess. – It’s our first savory candle. – I got a guess, I got a guess. – Go ahead. – Curry chicken. – [Stevie] No, that is not correct. – Keep guessing, keep guessing, somebody’s gotta get it. – Chicken tikka masala. – Chris, you go. – Rosemary beef. – Rosemary beef, is that right? – No, no, no. – Vomit. – Savory vomit, gravy. – NASCAR pit crew. – Body odor. – [Stevie] I think you guys are overthinking this one. – Vanilla. – [Stevie] It is something that you eat. – Fish. – Yams. – Alright, we give up, what is it? – [Stevie] It’s something that a lot of people like to eat. – Cheetos. – Yams. – Burrito? – [Stevie] Oh man, you guys are not close at all I’m trying to come up with some way to give it to you. – What genre of food? – Oh god, I can taste it. – [Stevie] It’s a lot of people’s favorite food. – Pizza! – [Stevie] Yep, that’s correct. – It’s pizza! – Woo! – Woo! – It doesn’t smell anything like pizza. – [Stevie] Okay guys, that means you tied, so Chase please bring out the prize and they can all split it. It’s a slice of pizza with Marshmallow Peeps, fresh cut grass, cherries, snow, and a urinal cake. – You know what Chris, you can have it. – Alright Chris is gonna come back later, and we’re gonna make each other cry. – But next click through, our beloved puppers Barbara and Jade join us to dive into the world of dog shaming. How is it? – You know what, that candle is pizza. I smell it now. – [Rhett] We made it to the top, the top of Wal-Mart’s best of the best gift list that is. Pick up a copy of The Book of Mythicality at your local Wal-Mart to finish up your holiday shopping.